Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Who You Think]

You trying to say he'll go and revenge rape his detractors while high off of molly and shitty whiskey?

Null better get his steel undies in order then, I'm sure he's first on the list.

Nick may not need the molly and whiskey.

For your consideration:

Nick cannot abide anything less...

Spoiler: extended cut (now with more rape)

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

What the fuck is wrong with his voice? Did he catch AIDS or something?

Yes, I’ve been telling you all about this for about a year now.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Nick may not need the molly and whiskey.

For your consideration:
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Nick cannot abide anything less...

Spoiler: extended cut (now with more rape)

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Oh snap, it's the "I LIKE ANAL/I will rape the shit out of you" clip! That's a classic. I remember watching it live. Coincidentally, I recently tried to find it for use in a post, but was unsuccessful. Was this during one of the post-ban Rumble-exclusive shows?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I don’t get it, cause my understanding of lolbertarianism is you try not to make people do shit they don’t want to do, like you allow nature to exert the pressures instead of taking it upon the state to do so.

If you can afford to stay in business without making the Nazi cake, great. If you need the money, then maybe you should think about it.

I think what i meant was 'Freeze Peach absolutism'. We cannot enact the pure ideology. There is an overlap between 'muh rights' and the rights of another person.

The above example was in regards to an official Lolbert candidate stance on public accommodations (hence the conflation of 1A rights and Lolbertarianism). You cannot let public services that are non-government discriminate against people for important services (e.g. doctors), so there are laws that say some people cannot be refused service based on specific factors like race, religion, and the like.

Some court in America had a fight over the fact that bakers wanted to not bake a gay wedding cake, and the comeback from the baker's lawyer was 'Would you force a Jew to make a Nazi cake? Where is the line?'. A Lolbert candidate took the position that 'YES FREEZE PEACH DEMANDS IT!'

TL;DR There are reasonable limitations to every principle, but Nick only knows he wants unlimited freedom. Probably to coom

 

[Not Who You Think]

Oh snap, it's the "I LIKE ANAL/I will rape the shit out of you" clip! That's a classic. I remember watching it live. Coincidentally, I recently tried to find it for use in a post, but was unsuccessful. Was this during one of the post-ban Rumble-exclusive shows?

This is from a stream on October 23, 2022. The excerpt I took were from this elissa clips video (archived here).

Nick may say he was just joking, but the way he says "I cannot... I cannot abide anything less" sounds like he's really mad and picturing it in his head. It invites the comparison to Redo of a Healer nicely, even down to the odd "grab it by the pigtails and fuck it until it begs you to fuck it some more" comment. Maybe Nick stole that line from Vito. Gross.

It's like Nick is in his own spinoff reality where he somehow lawyers his way back in time with a magic Balldo to rape the haters until they love him, only to be cucked by porn/substance abuse problems and his own sheer laziness until abandons the idea after revisiting Hedo II.

Working Title(s): Redo of a Balldo (or Redo of a Cuck).

 

[Maude Snew]

Working Title(s): Redo of a Balldo (or Redo of a Cuck).

Balldo of a streamer?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It appears that Nick has successfully managed to argue himself into a pretzel while trying to defend Dick and Vito, as his strawman of an Eric July fan now sounds EXACTLY like what his argument was about this thread laughing at him or why he had to ban Cynthia and Hydro from Locals.


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[AnOminous]

Nick seems to follow utilitarianism and libertinism more than libertarianism.

Don't talk shit about utilitarianism. Nick has no fixed philosophy anyway. He's apparently too dumb to have one.

 

[AnOminous]

Some court in America had a fight over the fact that bakers wanted to not bake a gay wedding cake, and the comeback from the baker's lawyer was 'Would you force a Jew to make a Nazi cake? Where is the line?'. A Lolbert candidate took the position that 'YES FREEZE PEACH DEMANDS IT!'

If you're talking about Masterpiece Cakeshop v. Colorado Civil Rights Commission, the Supreme Court said no, you can't force a Christian to make a fag cake, just like you can't force a Jew to make a Nazi cake.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

We have some DMs from DEC2022-JAN2023 boys! There's no new info in it obviously but still amusing! IIRC (huge emphasis on IIRC) PerceptionCheck is a woman who was active in Nick's discord/yt chat/twitch/what have you and was often in Nick's Live Chat Wednesday (Nick's old offering of weekly chat with people who paid for patreon for access to discord).

Below was posted out of order and I've tried my best ordering it by date without touching the pic. If it's low res, that's because it was posted like that.

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Bonus: I think this was when Nick got notified by Spectre that someone is posting gore in his discord while he was in a Twitch watch party. He went in there to check things and got met with this. This might be the moment when he thought "ah fuck, even my discord found out about my cuckery and turned on me. Time to nuke"

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BEHOLD






I haven't even read any of these. A couple reactions from the discord this was dropped on:

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Forcing people to do things violates the Non-Aggression Principle, one of the basic tenets of lolberts.

I meant 'Freeze Peach' absolutism. The confusion was that a lolbert took the meme position.

If you're talking about Masterpiece Cakeshop v. Colorado Civil Rights Commission, the Supreme Court said no, you can't force a Christian to make a fag cake, just like you can't force a Jew to make a Nazi cake.

Probably? I also heard it got overturned somewhere, but IANAL.

BEHOLD

Wow! PC had a lot of good responses but there were a few points I think were missed.

Nick seems frustrated that he incorporated changes (nominally at others' request) and people STILL gave him shit for it. Even after he apologised.

1. People will give you shie for stuff you did wrong in the past. It happens. Get over it. It is not fair.

2. The reason you make changes is because it is the RIGHT thing to do--not because people give you hell for it.

3. You cannot expect people to just go back to how things were.

And that 'apology'.... 'Sorry you felt thatway. What a weasely way to apologise. I get it. People use your failures against you. I'll even give him the handicap of being a lawyer, but it still rankles.

Maybe I am being over-sensitive, but that post-holiday stream where he 'apologised' for people being right, but they told him in a 'faggot way' so he didn't listen... That irks me. Moreso than the weird rape fantasy he had about me (Nick, that was a joke) and the call-outs by name. The wholesale disregard of people who followed him for years and gave him a lot of money bothers me more than the specific barbs.

Nick used to be a loveable arse. Now he is just an arse.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Maybe I am being over-sensitive, but that post-holiday stream where he 'apologised' for people being right, but they told him in a 'faggot way' so he didn't listen... That irks me.

Pretty sure the feedbacks from his audience didn't immediately start from going hostile on him so I don't know what he considers 'not the faggot way'. He's just lying through his ass cause he's been saying he won't listen to what people has to say about how he does things from the very beginning. At least from when I first saw him.

 

[Twinkletard]

It appears that Nick has successfully managed to argue himself into a pretzel while trying to defend Dick and Vito, as his strawman of an Eric July fan now sounds EXACTLY like what his argument was about this thread laughing at him or why he had to ban Cynthia and Hydro from Locals.

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All Rekieta is missing in this tweet is "No child" or "Enjoy Prison"

 

[AltisticRight]

>10 weeks old
Two? Wasn't enough.

Also, what's actually wrong with that Eric guy's comics? I'm an adult so I don't read that children stuff, but it seems pretty well produced. Sure, keeping rings consistent and there some minor issues but those are "crimes" even million-budget Hollywood crap commits when you look close enough. So what? It's a good start. Are they mad because it's full of Blacks? Shouldn't Rekieta at least be happy?

Where's Vito's comic? Actually, I don't want to see it. God knows what kind of CSAM he draws in his spare time.

 

[Sewer Rat]

>10 weeks old
Two? Wasn't enough.

Also, what's actually wrong with that Eric guy's comics? I'm an adult so I don't read that children stuff, but it seems pretty well produced. Sure, keeping rings consistent and there some minor issues but those are "crimes" even million-budget Hollywood crap commits when you look close enough. So what? It's a good start. Are they mad because it's full of Blacks? Shouldn't Rekieta at least be happy?

Where's Vito's comic? Actually, I don't want to see it. God knows what kind of CSAM he draws in his spare time.

that's the funny part, there isn't anything wrong with it, it is literally a generic old school comic book (but made by and with black people) it has the same contrivances and cliches of old comics because that was the intent from the beggining, to "revive" old comic books without the "woke hollywood shit"
that's also why it is so funny and baffling the extreme hate boner Dick and Vito have for it, because it is obvious that because of the CG stuff and the movement that caused Eric July made what? like 5 million dollars? and inmediately worked and delivered the comic, making even more money, when Vito made only thousands of dollars (still something, but nowhere close to 5 millions) and has not delivered shit and what we know about his comic is cringy and shitty.

 

[Captain Manning]

BEHOLD

PC is right on the money here. @Kalea asking about Energii-King is really the mildest of ribbing. There are so many ways he could have handled that, including laughing, but he chose to demod her and bitch her out.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I think what i meant was 'Freeze Peach absolutism'. We cannot enact the pure ideology. There is an overlap between 'muh rights' and the rights of another person.

The above example was in regards to an official Lolbert candidate stance on public accommodations (hence the conflation of 1A rights and Lolbertarianism). You cannot let public services that are non-government discriminate against people for important services (e.g. doctors), so there are laws that say some people cannot be refused service based on specific factors like race, religion, and the like.

Some court in America had a fight over the fact that bakers wanted to not bake a gay wedding cake, and the comeback from the baker's lawyer was 'Would you force a Jew to make a Nazi cake? Where is the line?'. A Lolbert candidate took the position that 'YES FREEZE PEACH DEMANDS IT!'

TL;DR There are reasonable limitations to every principle, but Nick only knows he wants unlimited freedom. Probably to coom

It’s a constant weakness of would-be lolbertarians to see a moment that could be superficially interpreted as a justification to wield the power of the state and dive head first into it.

Once upon a time, a midget that Nick hired off of Backpage handed him a magic, golden balldo and told him “if you can keep this both off your balls and out of your ass long enough to toss it into a volcano, all the evil in the whole world will dissipate, you’ll be able to ride on a giant eagle, live to like 400 years, be attracted to your wife again, and be king of Minnesota.”

By his very next stream, it had turned black and he was waving it in front of the camera as some creepy attempt at an icebreaker for spent wine moms.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

that's the funny part, there isn't anything wrong with it, it is literally a generic old school comic book (but made by and with black people) it has the same contrivances and cliches of old comics because that was the intent from the beggining, to "revive" old comic books without the "woke hollywood shit"
that's also why it is so funny and baffling the extreme hate boner Dick and Vito have for it, because it is obvious that because of the CG stuff and the movement that caused Eric July made what? like 5 million dollars? and inmediately worked and delivered the comic, making even more money, when Vito made only thousands of dollars (still something, but nowhere close to 5 millions) and has not delivered shit and what we know about his comic is cringy and shitty.

It’s not just Dick and Vito either, there’s some very sad and bizarre lolcows who have essentially dedicated their lives to hating Eric July for making a comic.

Best I can tell is because Eric talks shit about modern DC/Marvel comics and these people have that thing where they’re so obsessed with a thing that they view any sort of criticism against as an attack on their very being.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

that's the funny part, there isn't anything wrong with it, it is literally a generic old school comic book (but made by and with black people) it has the same contrivances and cliches of old comics because that was the intent from the beggining, to "revive" old comic books without the "woke hollywood shit"
that's also why it is so funny and baffling the extreme hate boner Dick and Vito have for it, because it is obvious that because of the CG stuff and the movement that caused Eric July made what? like 5 million dollars? and inmediately worked and delivered the comic, making even more money, when Vito made only thousands of dollars (still something, but nowhere close to 5 millions) and has not delivered shit and what we know about his comic is cringy and shitty.

Most of the e-celebs embroiled in the ISOM controversy admitted originally that they hadn't even read the comic - Dick, Nina Infinity, Nick.

On one of the original streams months ago where Dick started talking shit about Rippa, he had a whole line of reasoning that he didn't actually have to read any of the content to "know that it is shit".

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What makes Eric so much bigger than the other anti woke pop culture youtubers? Anti woke while black?