Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[RIPRhongoBongo]

yeah, sure. and unicorns are real.

https://www.newsweek.com/dylan-mulvaney-slams-backlash-transition-bud-light-1798541

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Cope, Seethe, Skinwalk

edit; btw, i laughed out loud at the skinwalk part. fucking awesome

Thank you, thank you. He isn't getting the ditch installed, so...

 

[soapy124]

Cope, Seethe, Skinwalk

he copes by trying to be "better" than his URRR URRR HURRR haters and smiles at them, but it just looks retarded.

edit; btw, i laughed out loud at the skinwalk part. fucking awesome

 

[Polyboros2]

Same energy as Dylan accepting that award.

 

[LurkingLunk]

I didn't know these streaming award shows were so serious. It really looks like they're trying to recreate the the Oscars/Emmys for their own vanity and narcissism. They're the new hollywood elite, only instead of acting in TV or movies they act like your friend online so you'll be dumb enough to buy their merch so they can continue to live their lavish lifestyle. I'm having a hard time actually believing people find big content creators likeable.

 

[Polentic]

"I thought the only thing I'd win is the tony's"
Bro that's way cooler than a fucking streamy. Give me a break.

 

[Pig Cups]

Crossposting from the vtuber thread: Dyldo makes a "surprise" appearance at this year's Streamy awards and, wouldn't you know it, people aren't happy.
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(Apologies for the animu on the screen)
The ones rightfully calling him a man "only" got timed out for ten minutes, so either the jannies realize he's a lost cause or Filian told them to tone down their punishments.

That fucking "OMG WUT I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS" face he makes while fanning himself is so tryhard and unnecessarily dramatic, it's actually upsetting. It's so...fake.

He also did it when he was called up on The Price is Right.

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Photo: Michael Buckner/Penske Media via Getty.

I feel like you did this on purpose, Michael. It's ok, we won't tell.

God, he looks like such a fright in that outfit/makeup/wig. Obviously, it's virtually impossible for him to look good in a photograph, but the ones from this event are particularly horrendous.

Faux News couldn't do it either. How anyone can look at this and argue that he's a woman is beyond me.

MovieBob is very happy.
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Bob...she's he's not going to fuck you.

 

[RU486]

Lmao, the grabbing at the chest like his non-existent breasts are going to leap out. Buddy, fucking learn about the double sided sticky tape.

 

[Grift Garrison]

This mother fucker looked like something out of Castlevania 64

 

[indigoisviolet]

TL;DW: Dylan talks about how bad hekin transphobia is and suggests that random people should have approached him at the Streamys to express their support for trans people.

I suppose it's redundant complaining that Dylan is so one note, when he's a comedian with only one joke that wasn't even that funny the first time he told it.

What a pity Lizzo couldn't be crammed into that award show, the two of them together might cancel each other out. Or she could have tripped over and crushed him to death or something. Anything. Do anything entertaining, Dylan. How do you have all of these simpering fans hanging on your every post when all you ever do is bitch about being a tranny and run commercials for hand cream or whatever. How are these people so easily entertained? Nobody tell them about films or television shows, they might explode.

 

[Vect]

MovieBob is very happy.
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FOR DOING WHAT? Tanking a multinational beverage company? Earning critics of transgenderism millions more subscribers and viewers? What exactly has he achieved beyond acting the spastic on social media?

Don't tell me Blob Chipham thirsts after this literal raw chicken man?

Go back to the drawing board Illuminati, we ain't buying.

 

[变性黑鬼]

And now it's time for some behind-the-scenes footage for that Streamy award!

Dylan "dancing" and saying "STREAMYS."
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Dylan putting on his outfit.
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Dylan eating and ranting after the Streamys.
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TL;DW: Dylan talks about how bad hekin transphobia is and suggests that random people should have approached him at the Streamys to express their support for trans people. He also mentions feeling happy again after overcoming the insecurities caused by haters (?).

Aphex Twin album art

Edit:
Oooooh them comments lmao

 

[Sugriva]

Dylan has an eating disorder, right? Surely I'm not the only one who thinks this.

 

[Heckler1]

He's such an unlikable ghoul. That is the truly baffling thing imo. I have no idea why anyone would think having that Jack-O-Lantern face on their product would lead to more consooming. Are corpos so brain rotted by social media they think any astro turfed person is actually well liked?

 

[William Tyndale]

I did not expect to come to the Dylan Mulvaney thread and watch a video where Dylan Mulvaney wasn't the most annoying thing. Jesus Christ, are there actually people who can handle listening to that screeching for more than a minute?

I think she sounds like Dame Pesos but with a female pitch and perfect English. But yeah, it’s a screech fest.

 

[Trianon]

TL;DW: Dylan talks about how bad hekin transphobia is and suggests that random people should have approached him at the Streamys to express their support for trans people. He also mentions feeling happy again after overcoming the insecurities caused by haters (?).

Oh, this is rich. I don't know what to tell him, that's show biz, content creators are not your friends, Bud Light is not your friend. "People are different to me in public than in private" lmao. Instead of being grateful for the real friends he's got, he just tries to shame everyone else into publicly kissing his ass as a form of "allyship." You just explained why everyone in your industry is fake as fuck and you just want them to be nice fake as fuck. What is the point.

And what the hell is going on here?

 

[Breadbassket]

And what the hell is going on here?

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Perhaps it's a sign of a cosmetic surgery? Brow lift maybe?

 

[变性黑鬼]

Perhaps it's a sign of a cosmetic surgery? Brow lift maybe?

I would also assume it's a consequence of the surgery, but idk. I just want to believe that his surgeon fucked him up so he looks like he's incorrectly UV mapped.

 

[Chef Autism]

And what the hell is going on here?

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Didn't get all the bubbles out when he installed his new screen protector.

 

[TyrasGuard]

what the fuck is a streamy

 

[Strangolapreti]

Faux News couldn't do it either. How anyone can look at this and argue that he's a woman is beyond me.

How anyone can look at this and argue that he's not over 60 years old is beyond me.
This faggot of a noman has spent a stuoud amount of money to look like a adult hukan female, and after all surgeries ajd make-up, he makes my 70 years old aunt look young in comparison.