Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Currently oinking on twitter begging people to buy The Ark. It's gonna take a lot of 99 cent ebook sales to make up for what you paid Quasi, fat boy.
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
Where the fuck would he 128,000 men willing to pay for that gaping chasm?
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I was talking to Patrick Tomlinson the other day, and he says to me, "Stephanie Bustcakes! I did it! I can finally pay Quasi!" I say to him "Patrick, how? How did you come up with the money?" He says "I've been selling my bootyhole on the street." I say to him "What?! Patrick you're not gay! That makes no sense!" He says "I know, but I had to pay the fine somehow, and I did it! Last night I made twenty-four thousand dollars and five cents!" I say to him "Wow! All in one night? You must have been busy!" He says "Yeah, I saw a lot of guys, but I made twenty-four thousand dollars and five cents!" Then I ask him "Well who the heck gave you five cents?" He says "Every one of 'em!"

Apologies to Norm MacDonald.
 
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Cat tit bingo said:
Now that fatrick has 32,709 less dollars for snacks maybe he will stop being so goddamn fat. Ehhh he would probably just get his book club to donate him snack cakes or something and honestly what is fatrick without his fat?

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fat people are addicts, he'll find fun new low cost methods to satisfy the beast and stay nice and rotund.
 
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Incel Death Note said:
Currently oinking on twitter begging people to buy The Ark. It's gonna take a lot of 99 cent ebook sales to make up for what you paid Quasi, fat boy.View attachment 5302077
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My Telegram channel deleted this garbage by a vote of 14,263 to one. When nobody even wants to host it, it's not hitting the NYT best seller's list
 
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Incel Death Note said:
Currently oinking on twitter begging people to buy The Ark. It's gonna take a lot of 99 cent ebook sales to make up for what you paid Quasi, fat boy.View attachment 5302077
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Nobody, even those unfamiliar with your work, will ever find more value in your book than a Snickers bar. Get a real job you fucking bum.
 
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PHILLIP BANKS said:
Who is buying his books in the first place? Did any kiwi even reviewed it?
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@OtherLastTrainHome is doing a read-through of The Ark in this thread. Book sucks about as hard as you'd expect it to; lots of padding, poorly explained worldbuilding, and his main character/self-insert is a tough snarky badass who lips off to authority figures with no repercussions, fucks his female subordinate in a murder victim's bed, and almost lets an underage prostitute suck him off because she's just too hot and it overrides his brain for a minute.
 
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Incel Death Note said:
Currently oinking on twitter begging people to buy The Ark. It's gonna take a lot of 99 cent ebook sales to make up for what you paid Quasi, fat boy.View attachment 5302077
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Even if his books were good, I would discourage anyone from buying them.
Like with a hobo, Patrick would use the money given to him for things that harm him.
Like alcohol or frivolous lawsuits.
 
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