"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

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It's gonna be real funny when he's still alive in 10 years and reveals this whole thing was just a big scheme to sell more hats since he gets way more sales from FOMO by taking the shop down and saying it'll be gone forever just to bring it back again and again.

Jim was probably never doxed, they were all fake and he actually wasn't joking when he said his name was Shlomo Shekelstein.
 
I can't wait to buy more hats. It feels kinda shit the dude has to come out of retirement with all these things going wrong at once. Hopefully he gets some kind of peace eventually.
I missed out last time. I don't mind giving Jimbo a few bones to help his death feel more comfortable. If he is dying at all.
 
Yes, may Jim beat this totally fictional thing that actually exists. Let's all cross our fingers. Next, hopefully he can defeat those evil Decepticons all by himself!

All the sound of his voice will tell you is that he should be dying horribly and deserves to wake up in Hell.

You mean people actually dying of cancer? Yeah, it's quite unfair to have that happen and also to then be victimized by the current American medical billing system. That's some bullshit right there.

Poor Jim, his entire life well-funded by dumb faggots that idolize him, has to make extra money to "pay his bills." No doubt he's telling the truth about all that.
A-logging at these levels is hazardous, Patriot. Your love tank is depleted. I will fill your love tank very bigly and strongly like it has never been filled before. I'm not just happy to see you, I have a bulging ripe 🍄 for you.
 
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