Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It's like if Seth Rogen were even more smug and punchable. Didn't know that was possible.

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. It's amazing honestly. I don't know of any cow that matches Pat for blatant denial of easily proven facts.
None of them do it so directly, let alone so often. Pat really is a standout for just how pig-headed he is. It's interesting, because Technicality Tomlinson comes out of the idea that he's finding ways to be right, but that theory only exists because we're just not used to someone lying so blatantly, so regularly, and in such an easily exposed manner, so we try and rationalise how he could do it. Is he all about writing his replies so he's technically telling the truth, or is it just reflex blanket denial of any accusation no matter what?

Honestly, it could go either way. That he still responds specifically can suggest the first. That's he's clearly mentally stuck in thinking he can just lie about shit and people will believe him - with, until the last few years, good reason - suggests the second. And look at the circles he's running in (subtle Pat cheating at the half-marathon reference there); Jackie Singh is a blatant peddler of bullshit, but it's the right kind of bullshit for her to get away with no matter what she's lying about and how obvious she is about it.

Basically, the internet has given people carte blanche to lie about everything. As it's grown, it's become easier to fact-check some of their claims, but calling out a liar doesn't do much, especially if they have enough people willing to hugbox them. Brianna Wu, Pat's biggest crush, is a good example; anyone with eyes knows he's absolutely full of shit, and he routinely gets called out for it, but very rarely by anyone other than random Xitter users halfway down a comment thread, because there's no use trying to hold him accountable.

Rewriting reality has proven possible, profitable and effective for people with no shame, as long as they're selling a version of reality that other people want to buy into. It's why so many journalists are psychopathic liars, and it's why Pat is particularly notable in that he could have, if he had any sense, gotten himself a little niche as an around 50k-follower (many of them even real!) Xitter presence with the occasional Z-grade talking head spot, like his ones in whatever station's woowoo 'documentaries' he appeared in. But he couldn't block, ignore, and just maintain his version of reality, he had to actively fight anyone challenging it, endlessly, and attract a group of people with the time and willingness to provoke him as much as possible.

So is he Technicality Tomlinson or Reflexively Deny Tomlinson? I doubt we'll ever know. What really matters is just that he's Never Let The Idiots Win Tomlinson, so he is completely unable to not respond, no matter what. He's found his losing strategy, and he's sticking to it until the bitter end.

1) If solid proof linking Fatrick to paying people in these specific groups of criminal degens to SWAT himself existed, I think it would have leaked by now.
Doubtful. There's so much mess around the whole thing that there's plausible deniability for everything, especially because the closest thing to a smoking gun would be only in the form of internet transactions and emails, both of which would require a hack to leak and can also easily be faked-up screenshots. The torswats guys are unreliable dipshits, after all.

There was something - the details are in the thread somewhere, but I'm vague on them - about Pat having a crypto account and there being numbers or information that the swatters couldn't know unless they'd had contact from Pat's financials, which I believed was said to be solid but not irrefutable evidence. I personally am certain he organised some of the SWATs himself and thought that since before torswats claimed he'd done so, but the consensus seems to be there will never be enough evidence for a court of law unless the feds get involved.

To me, though, the evidence all points to him doing it and that you don't have to be smart to pull it off, let alone not get in trouble for it. For as shit as swatting is and how many there have been, and even ones definitively linked to a perpetrator, the only person who has ever been legally pursued for doing it to my knowledge was the one kid who got another kid killed because of it. Even for as much Pat's local PD likely hate him for going full Pat at them, that swatting is so dangerous is an indictment on the police being so easily weaponised, so there's an inbuilt reason for them to not investigate as their methods then get called into question.

But I do think as solid as proof as we can get has been leaked, it's just definitive proof can't exist. Especially when the perpetrators are themselves a bunch of immature morons, pointing the finger at each other and making up shit because chaos is the least disturbing thing that amuses them. Everyone involved are liars, but the main argument against is that Pat's too stupid, and I've never thought that's a factor considering he loves a false flag and can google.
 
From the other funnier forum.

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How is Patrick the victim for a civil lawsuit?
Does he actually believe this?

He was the one who sued people. He brought the civil lawsuit, he was the one who sued Quasi and Null, and dozens of anonymous people who found him to be a fascinating internet firebrand.

The people who had to spend money and time or were subjected to muh mental anxiety after being frivolously sued by Patrick S Tomlinson were the #VICTIMS

Imho there are at least 3 Patrick's,

The one on Twitter is a handsome man with chiseled abs, a successful author, an expert on hand to hand combat, firearms, cars and modern warfare theory, a complete "master of the universe" afraid of nothing. He never lied in his life and never had too, all his enemies are days away from lengthy prison sentences, as you read this the FBI HRT is preparing to kick down 60 doors across the country and lay down the law against anyone who ever dared point out his idiocy.

The Patrick on camera or rather being interviewed is slightly more grounded. He is the innocent victim of a cabal of evil, stalkers, he did nothing to bring this upon himself other than being a great writer and saying Norm wasn't funny. His Stalkers are literally trying to murder him, they stalk him day and night, around the world, plotting and planning nothing less than his death will suffice. Don't ask him why he replies to them all, don't ask him why they haven't just rung the doorbell and shot him in the face and certainly don't ask "their side of the story" because there isn't one, Patrick said so himself.

The real Patrick is over 40, overweight, unemployed, spends all his days on replying :"NO, YOU!", to the people who laugh at him, he won't change his cell or even ignore them because he's so fucking immature he has to get the last word in, every time, to complete strangers he will never ever actually interact with. He abandoned his infant daughter, one of his friends took his wife from him and he's just unhinged enough to go to jail for threats of domestic violence. He thinks of himself as very smart, despite having shit grades in school and just repeatedly acting like a fucking moron, pissing away hundreds of thousands of dollars all because he couldn't take a joke. I believe his mother in law bailed him out financially, it's the most logical answer to why he actually made the sane decision for once, to just pay Qausi. I think she paid for the latest attorney and told them it's her money so the plan is to just pay what he owes.
 
From the other funnier forum.

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How is Patrick the victim for a civil lawsuit?
Does he actually believe this?

He was the one who sued people. He brought the civil lawsuit, he was the one who sued Quasi and Null, and dozens of anonymous people who found him to be a fascinating internet firebrand.

The people who had to spend money and time or were subjected to muh mental anxiety after being frivolously sued by Patrick S Tomlinson were the #VICTIMS
Um sure Alex, given that actual terrorists and Mafia turncoats can get lawyers I think the reason no attorneys will take a referral from you is because you're the worst lawyer in the entire United States and unlike you they realise that there's no case.
 
Nasty personality, serious mental health problems, no money, no assets and no class.
That face of hers is no help, either. Plus I heard her vagina really stinks.

I hope at one point on Twitter someone uses his Pat-isms against him like they often do but replaces some of the words to call him fat. He fucking hates that. You can just tell that gets the old pepperoni grinder crankin' extra fast. I'm thinking something like, "Fat as always, obese child. Enjoy cardiac disease."

It's low level and petty, but I'm not anywhere near as creative or funny as some of you.
 
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This thread especially but Kiwi Farms in general, reminds me of going to the zoo for the first time as a child. All the exhibits are exotic and fascinating to gawk at through 5cm thick glass. You glimpse the gorilla eating his own shit and you think to yourself, wow that’s weird and gross. Why is he doing that? Surely he’ll stop soon you hope. But he keeps doing it over and over again and it’s starting to weird you out. The zoo keeper comes in and cleans up the mess but he just climbs a tree and keeps eating his own shit. You ask your parents why is that gorilla constantly eating his own shit and even your parents don’t know but they find it fascinating too. You come back 6 months later and that same gorilla is still eating his own shit for the amusement of the patrons. That’s Fatrick in a nutshell.
 
So is he Technicality Tomlinson or Reflexively Deny Tomlinson? I doubt we'll ever know.
Yeah we do: He’s both, plus Brazen Liar Tomlinson (BLT). Which one emerges depends on the situation.

Is the conversation in writing, public, and could possibly be used against him someday? Reflexively Deny Tomlinson is in full effect.

If the correspondent left an opening for a minor detail to negate the statement, Technicality Tomlinson will finish this one off. (If ever challenged: “No, child. We did not pay Quasi. Our lawyer wired the money to Quasi. Enjoy prison.”)

But Pat’s default mode is Brazen Liar Tomlinson. Whether he’s claiming to bench his own body weight, LARPing as a trained knife fighter, play-acting at being a literary force, calling himself a “healthcare professional” or insisting that he pays his rent with standup comedy, BLT is Pat’s most omnipresent persona. If Pat‘s striking up a thread, you’re getting a blatant lie within three tweets max.

Plus he’s FAT — by every medical definition.
 
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Here's an interesting new method of childing. Have we seen this before? I can't help but read this in Pat's voice and imagine the conversation taking place in person.

Paying Patron of Hoolie's: Hey Pat, legitimate question?
Patrick: Indignant repartee. (slides fatly off barstool and shuffles away)

(stops after 5 feet to catch breath, and turns back around)
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Can anyone give me a quick rationale on WHY fatrick had to pay the court 30 grand? I understand its in relation to the lawsuit he filed, but i figured his only fee's would be in relation to his own lawyers? From this article, they make it seem like fatrick had to pay the legal fee's of those he couldnt identify (which obviously doesnt make any sense). Im going to make the assumption it was for the legal fees of the court setting up hearings to no end...
From what I’ve read he started his lawsuit in Wisconsin and then moved to California to try and force Cloudflare and Google to reveal Quasi’s identity. This was so they could also get all the other Does in the suit and then they’d sue them individually or something like that.

His lawyers didn’t make a clear and convincing case that Quasi specifically had defamed Patrick and he is protected by case law and the Communications Decency Act section 230 that says the operator of a website is not liable for the posts of the users. Because they failed to link him to defamatory acts their demand to reveal his identity was quashed.

California law says the party that loses the action is on the hook for reasonable attorneys fees. Wisconsin may be different but Patrick’s crack legal team went to Cali and got wrecked there.

There are two of these actions so he’s on the hook for one at 23k and one at 18k roughly. Patrick then delayed for a couple years and interest has built up plus the law firm representing Quasi has had to chase him for payment which increases the bill.

He’s now paid one of the actions and added a sweet $9000 extra to that first bill due to belligerence and delays because he never owed a penny sweet baby stalker child.
 
Just a reminder that Patrick is STILL good friends with Dominic Franchetti, a man was who was sentenced for "aggravated sexual assault" of an 8 year old child. Here they are liking and laughing at each other's posts on Facebook:

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Patrick is regularly made aware of Franchetti's convictions- as are Pat's
pals and allies on X- but they don't care. What's worse is random trolls being mean on the internet- who don't even believe trans women are women!

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Remember this when Pat is trying to convince us all how Trump/Quasi/We are terrible people:

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Here's an interesting new method of childing. Have we seen this before? I can't help but read this in Pat's voice and imagine the conversation taking place in person.

Paying Patron of Hoolie's: Hey Pat, legitimate question?
Patrick: Indignant repartee. (slides fatly off barstool and shuffles away)

(stops after 5 feet to catch breath, and turns back around)
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Sorry to double post, but who taught him the word "ecosystem"? He's been using it a lot lately and it's fucking cringey
 
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Just a reminder that Patrick is STILL good friends with Dominic Franchetti,i a man was who was sentenced for "aggravated sexual assault" of an 8 year old child. Here they are liking and laughing at each other's posts on Facebook.

Patrick is regularly made aware of Franchetti's convictions- as are Pat's o
pals and allies on X- but they don't care. What's worse is random trolls being mean on the internet- who don't even believe trans women are women!

Remember this when Pat is trying to convince us all how Trump/Quasi/We are terrible people:
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God-fucking-damn. That guy looks like

"Mom, can we pick up some pedo Boogie2988?"

"We have pedo Boogie2988 at home."
 
When you think about it, this actually is a Total Tomlinson Victory and a crushing defeat for the naysayers who claim that Fat's literary works don't make any money. Since the decision to pay Quasi came within days of submitting his Pro Se filling to the court and since it's safe to assume that whoever ended up shelling out the money certainly wasn't Pat himself, we can conclude that Rick S. Thomas made almost 33 thousand dollars for publishing a 27 pages long fanfiction. That's around 1200 dollars per page. And he did it all on his own - no editor, agent or publisher needed.

#amwritingbros, we're so back.
 
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