🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Katkis]

I’m struggling to understand you all.
He’s mad, rightfully so, considering the horse drove him to where he was a few months ago.

Though I feel like the “rejoicing” that the redemption arc is over is way too premature. You’re all like a coomer teenager that gets one text back from a girl and you’re all like, “I’m gonna marry her”

Calm down, everyone angry tweets, this isn’t something shocking or unusual. I see comments being like, “Ralph is so un-selfaware lol” STFU the only person who isn’t self-aware is you.

I’m not saying don’t cum, I’m saying don’t cum on the first stroke, goodness you people are wild.

Ralph lost most of the positive attention he's been getting lately and that + baby mamas will keep him angry and angry Ralph does dumb shit. Enjoy the ride.

 

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I’m not saying don’t cum, I’m saying don’t cum on the first stroke, goodness you people are wild.

Well goodness gracious, these people are so mean to poor Ralph! Land sakes!

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I’m struggling to understand you all.
He’s mad, rightfully so, considering the horse drove him to where he was a few months ago.

Though I feel like the “rejoicing” that the redemption arc is over is way too premature. You’re all like a coomer teenager that gets one text back from a girl and you’re all like, “I’m gonna marry her”

Calm down, everyone angry tweets, this isn’t something shocking or unusual. I see comments being like, “Ralph is so un-selfaware lol” STFU the only person who isn’t self-aware is you.

I’m not saying don’t cum, I’m saying don’t cum on the first stroke, goodness you people are wild.

Uh, dude?

Ralph is wherever spite takes him. It’s the only force in the universe that has influence over him (besides gravity)

 

[Look--an Alien!]

After finishing ZOG with 3 tweets, he turned his seething gaze on Baked Alaska...

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And he just woke up from his pills and booze coma, who will he seethe at next?

I feel like I missed something--is raging at Baked a new development? I thought Ralph was still best budz with Baked

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I thought Ralph was still best budz with Baked

When Ralph goes full rage pig mode he lashes out at everyone and everything

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

When Ralph goes full rage pig mode he lashes out at everyone and everything

It's also entirely possible the xannies made him forget they were supposed to be on good terms. He flip flops so much it's got to be hard to remember who you're currently blood feuding with, add in half a bottle of Xanax every day on top of that and it's basically impossible.

 

[Elmo]

Ralph is now disowning his children:


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[Anonanon]

Ralph is now disowning his children:



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"Fuck you pantsu im never leaving Mexico, Hide and watch me !"

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Ralph is now disowning his children:

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It was always going to happen. It's crazy he's making this decision during one of his more sober periods. I expect that to change.

I’m struggling to understand you all.
He’s mad, rightfully so, considering the horse drove him to where he was a few months ago.

Though I feel like the “rejoicing” that the redemption arc is over is way too premature. You’re all like a coomer teenager that gets one text back from a girl and you’re all like, “I’m gonna marry her”

Calm down, everyone angry tweets, this isn’t something shocking or unusual. I see comments being like, “Ralph is so un-selfaware lol” STFU the only person who isn’t self-aware is you.

I’m not saying don’t cum, I’m saying don’t cum on the first stroke, goodness you people are wild.

I personally enjoyed the redemption arc, ultimately this just trashy entertainment to 99% of the people on here, sans the spergs and retards who get involved in retarded discord gay ops.

However, you are deluded if you think Ralph will ever change. He's still an abusive, angry and addicted little manlet and he always will be.

 

[4090 Chad]

Ralph is now disowning his children:

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So we should expect Ralph to drop the custody fight of Xander now right? … but I could also see Ralph continuing pro se as long as possible just to be a pain in the ass to Vickers out of spite.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Ralph is now disowning his children:

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does this mean we don't get kingpin 3 and ralphamania 2 ?

that's dissapointing, ah well can't win everything in life

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

So we should expect Ralph to drop the custody fight of Xander now right? … but I could also see Ralph continuing pro se as long as possible just to be a pain in the ass to Vickers out of spite.

If Ralph is going to disown one child, he may as well just do it with both. Imagine that conversation - "why did you fight an expensive custody battle for my brother, pay for flights to California whilst allow my grandad to pay for me, then at the first sign of difficulty with seeing me you abandoned me?"

 

[Elmo]

does this mean we don't get kingpin 3 and ralphamania 2 ?

that's dissapointing, ah well can't win everything in life

I imagine he could try to host them but I doubt anyone would actually be coming to those.

 

[Tiger Jack]

does this mean we don't get kingpin 3 and ralphamania 2 ?

that's dissapointing, ah well can't win everything in life

I mean, who's even left to go to those with him? He's pretty much burned every last bridge he has now. The only one left is Dick Masterson.
His détente with Null is never going to last. At the rate Ralph's going he'll be back to blood enemy status by Friday.

 

[Anonanon]

If Ralph is going to disown one child, he may as well just do it with both. Imagine that conversation - "why did you fight an expensive custody battle for my brother, pay for flights to California whilst allow my grandad to pay for me, then at the first sign of difficulty with seeing me you abandoned me?"

To play RALPHAs advocate here I have never seen a more insane custody dispute in my life. Completely unhill and exhausting never ending battle

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Ralph is now disowning his children:

Barring miraculous lifestyle change there is no way Ralph survives long enough for them to reach out at 18.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

If Ralph is going to disown one child, he may as well just do it with both. Imagine that conversation - "why did you fight an expensive custody battle for my brother, pay for flights to California whilst allow my grandad to pay for me, then at the first sign of difficulty with seeing me you abandoned me?"

Because the other one is a boy

 

[Maude Snew]

Ethan Ralph out here surrendering parental rights twice as efficiently as Patrick S Tomlinson, clowning on him after the week he had. Poor kids never had a chance with parents like that.

 

[glue eater]

He won't be alive when they turn 18, let's be real.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ah, so he's now officially abandoning his children because he insists on hiding in his little Mexican Airbnb.

Try not knocking up the first mentally ill woman to be grateful for your attention and you won't have children littered around the globe that you cannot cater for (although I'm pretty sure that was all part of the plan so you can play a tiny violin about parental alienation when in reality you're just relieved you don't have to lift a finger).

What an abject loser.