Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

And then thank whatever god you believe in that we were spared such a horrendous fate.
That gave me an idea for a funny thing.

A T-shirt with his especially porky face on it, the one we use as an emoji here. Beneath it text that reads "God knew I'd be too powerful if He didn't make me an obese retard with enormous man tits."

Someone wears it somewhere he can see while he publicly presents...what does he do again? Overeat daily? Drink his life away? Screech at and wrestle the cops in a clearly masochistic, fetishistic way?
 
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You heard it here first... "The FBI" is going to arrest dozens, if not over a hundred people from this website, an untold number of people from X, YouTube and the comments sections of who knows how many "news" websites, Disqus and a few hundred people from OnA/PFG - and all because of the actions of the 1-3 people who might be behind the hoax police reports. Because, you know, like with the LOLsuit, EVERY person who has EVER criticized him no matter how much that criticism was deserved, even every person who hasn't responded to him with COMPLETE agreement and who has failed to lavish him with exalted utterances about his cleverness, wit and skill as an author is EQUALLY guilty of the crimes of perhaps three people.

There's an icon here for that sort of thinking.

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I wonder what it has to be like for the poor person running the Electronic Frontier Foundation's X account getting barraged with "Enjoy prison" tweets and bull testicles on a fat man's face.

Also the people he has threatened with prison plus presumably the FBI, who are not in the US.

Does he think that the Federal government have an extradition treaty with all countries for calling their citizens names on twitter?
 
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Thats his problem.
 
Also the people he has threatened with prison plus presumably the FBI, who are not in the US.

Does he think that the Federal government have an extradition treaty with all countries for calling their citizens names on twitter?
Patso is a national treasure and foreigners badmouthing him must be cut down by the sharpest blades the American government has.
 
Most jurisdictions have automatic awards of legal fees and associated costs for discover violations.
The general principle is that parties are supposed to handle discovery disputes out of court, so there's an automatic penalty to the person whose unreasonable behavior made it necessary to waste the court's time with it.
Fat Rick only childs people when he's especially pissed.
He must be especially pissed like 100+ times a day then.
 
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Patrick didn’t lose by any legal standard, child. Hush now and wait quietly for the knock.


(Excellent details on the case, thanks for the corrections.)

It’s a little extra bit of comedy that Patrick hired doofus attorneys for his lolsuit. Like you pointed out, there’s a method for pursuing these kinds of claims and you certainly want to have your evidence all laid out nicely at the start. Kind of like what the Farms does with listing known aliases in people’s threads. It’s a lot easier to make a case that xxGokuFan1987 is your antagonist when they use that name on every social media platform. Otherwise you’re trying to fight vapor.
 
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I think I've given myself enough brain damage from reading Fatrick's twitter to finally understand his cope. He thinks he's going to sue Quasi and all the Stalker Childs (again) to recoup his money and more. If at first you don't succeed, try again.

Also, I guess he killed Dan Mullen:

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We are speedrunning defamation cases! Someone sue him, for all that is good in the world.
Hey Dan, you successfully sue Pat and ONA Forums will hand you the keys to the server
 
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I think I've given myself enough brain damage from reading Fatrick's twitter to finally understand his cope. He thinks he's going to sue Quasi and all the Stalker Childs (again) to recoup his money and more. If at first you don't succeed, try again.

Also, I guess he killed Dan Mullen:

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Right, but won't that pretty much instantly get him marked as a vexatious litigant? Any judge with >80iq will take one look at his Xitter feed and instantly bar him from ever interacting with Quasi again. Or at least that's what should happen. Ofc it would be far more hilarious watching the pig squeal, struggle and get shafted by Quasi until the cholesterol and rage induced sky-high blood pressure do him in.
That gave me an idea for a funny thing.

A T-shirt with his especially porky face on it, the one we use as an emoji here. Beneath it text that reads "God knew I'd be too powerful if He didn't make me an obese retard with enormous man tits."

Someone wears it somewhere he can see while he publicly presents...what does he do again? Overeat daily? Drink his life away? Screech at and wrestle the cops in a clearly masochistic, fetishistic way?
Even better: A shirt with Pattyboy as a baby dressed up in all black, his porky face partially obscured by a hood, possibly peering through a window or something with the words "STALKER CHILD" written below. I'd buy that in an instant.
And then thank whatever god you believe in that we were spared such a horrendous fate.
Has anyone ever here actually read any of his writing? I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt, but I'd be hard pressed to believe FatPat could produce anything worth reading.
 
He stalker childs at high speed to compensate for his 2-stroke Mustangs low speed (it's limited due to excessive weight).
He's now stalker childing at speeds previously deemed impossible by medical science, if he goes any faster he will shift into the fat part of both the visual and autism spectrum, and then whoops too late it's done.
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He wasn't always like this, was he? Do we know what broke his brain and turned him into the obsessive twitter person he is today? Obsessed with twitter to the degree it is literally destroying his life?
He was always like this:
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Lol @ that last one "I haven't been credibly accused of sexual assault by five different women". No but you have been actually arrested for threatening to kill one (and an unborn one)
 
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Lol @ that last one "I haven't been credibly accused of sexual assault by five different women". No but you have been actually arrested for threatening to kill one (and an unborn one)
Ok, so he doesn't like Kavanaugh, and he inserted a retarded robot based on Donald Trump in one of his books. Was he like this before 2016 too? Or is this just another guy whos brain broke when Trump won?
 
Has anyone ever here actually read any of his writing? I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt, but I'd be hard pressed to believe FatPat could produce anything worth reading.
When I went looking for a PDF to find out just how bad it was, I came across the second book in his Ark series, Trident's Forge. It was full of zem/zir pronouns and the chapter ended with some good old fashioned japanese stereotypes/orientalism. Admittedly I skipped through most of it because it was taking multiple pages to introduce some strange "exotic" alien race, but that just means it was painfully boring. Not something you want the first chapter of a book to be.

Chapter 2 switched POVs and suddenly it was about sports. That was enough punishment. I hear it isn't even his worst book.
 
Ok, so he doesn't like Kavanaugh, and he inserted a retarded robot based on Donald Trump in one of his books. Was he like this before 2016 too? Or is this just another guy whos brain broke when Trump won?
Nah, he's always on current thing, maybe to try to gain attention, maybe because he's too dumb to hold a thought for more than half a second. So current thing goes in one ear, goes through that lump of fat in his head, I do however am hesitant to use the word writing here for what comes out, it's more like diarrhea of the mouth he produces.
 
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