Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

Reading some 4chan shitposting and Fang is suppose to be a fucking sandnigger!? Why in the name of fuck would she have not taken the shoe of allah 3 times in the face the moment she said anything about non binary?! And Reed is gay? And Trish is straight with extra steps by dating AGPRosa?! God DAMN it's amazing how much this feels like a cringy fanfic that shits on my beloved characters from Snoot Game.
 
Nobody gives a shit about this game except deranged coomers and shitposters. It couldn't even hit 300 players on Steam.

Memes aside, they were completely retarded to release it right after Armored Core came out, right before Starfield comes out, and when everyone and their mother is still circlejerking over Baldur's Gate 3. It got completely overshadowed even for the usual journoscum who this is practically tailor-made for.
Of course no one else really cares and trannies and their supporters never support anything with their money, they all just shout into the void how valid something is.

That they mucked up the release date this badly is also just sheer luck as they probably didn't consider it at all. Even games like Baldur's Gate 3 are currently drowned out by other big games, after the initial hype i hardly see anyone mention it. So GVH entered a huge battlefield and fizzled out immediately.

I played a little bit, but honest to god... these characters are all so annoying and unrelatable, so a natural refund.
 
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Reading some 4chan shitposting and Fang is suppose to be a fucking sandnigger!? Why in the name of fuck would she have not taken the shoe of allah 3 times in the face the moment she said anything about non binary?! And Reed is gay? And Trish is straight with extra steps by dating AGPRosa?! God DAMN it's amazing how much this feels like a cringy fanfic that shits on my beloved characters from Snoot Game.
Yeah, Fang's real name is Fatima.

What I don't get is how Rosa is MTF - I don't recall the game outright stating she's a troon. Only Sage mentions his being trans in a short chat with Fang, because Fang is bemoaning how being trans (because being they/them is "difficult", I can follow the idea of gender dysphoria on paper) is difficult and alienating.

Sage is like a full on femboy FTM who thinks it's easier and more natural to be a feminine boy than just being female. That's another bit of logic I don't quite follow, surely being feminine would be dysphoric for a pooner.

And again, neither character reads as being trans until it's outright said, because the trans status adds literally nothing to the quality of the character writing.

I think all of the characters are meant to be bisexual in a subtle way so whatever little choices that change dialogue won't offend any genderspecials playing the game. Think how games post Mass Effect 3 have romanceable characters that swing both ways because we can't have straight characters anymore.
 
Yeah, Fang's real name is Fatima.

What I don't get is how Rosa is MTF - I don't recall the game outright stating she's a troon. Only Sage mentions his being trans in a short chat with Fang, because Fang is bemoaning how being trans (because being they/them is "difficult", I can follow the idea of gender dysphoria on paper) is difficult and alienating.

Sage is like a full on femboy FTM who thinks it's easier and more natural to be a feminine boy than just being female. That's another bit of logic I don't quite follow, surely being feminine would be dysphoric for a pooner.

And again, neither character reads as being trans until it's outright said, because the trans status adds literally nothing to the quality of the character writing.

I think all of the characters are meant to be bisexual in a subtle way so whatever little choices that change dialogue won't offend any genderspecials playing the game. Think how games post Mass Effect 3 have romanceable characters that swing both ways because we can't have straight characters anymore.
Well Rosa's voice actor is trans, so I guess the character is as well. Just like Sage's voice actor is trans, and Fang's is nonbinary. Cause that's the progressive way to go. You can only voice characters that fit with your "gender identity".
 
Well Rosa's voice actor is trans, so I guess the character is as well. Just like Sage's voice actor is trans, and Fang's is nonbinary. Cause that's the progressive way to go. You can only voice characters that fit with your "gender identity".

There's a screenshot upthread of the dialogue where Rosa is revealed to be a troon. And yes, there's surprisingly little out there about his actor Dee Revilla, né Diego Revilla, but IMDb says he's a tranny.

Fang will always be Lucy to me.
 
Dying isn't as scary as it sounds
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This one line holds so much more emotional weight than what this stupid dino game has fuck them I'm with the chicken
 
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This one line holds so much more emotional weight than what this stupid dino game has fuck them I'm with the chicken
The most important difference betweem the two is that almost nobody is aware of the nuke in HM, hence why they act so normally up until the very last moment.
The closest thing to what GVH did is the season 6 episode of the Simpsons "Bart's comet", only there everyone tries their everything to survive, only to embrace the end at the very last moment and sing all together.
 
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I just finished playing.

I didn't really have major issues with the way characters were written, and the voice acting wasn't overall bad in my opinion. I think the worst voice acting goes to Sage and Naser. The only characters who I found really annoying were Sage and Naomi. Everyone else I didn't have much of a problem with, though Fatima (lol they gave her a dead name) can easily be bitchy depending on your dialogue options. I did my best to make her nice and focus on the relationships with her friends more. I doubt much is different if I did something else, though.

I didn't exactly care for the "We don't owe them normal" scene with Sage which is out of your hands. I refused to interact with Sage. I think Stella ended up being my favorite of the cast, even though irl bitches who do tarot and "witchcraft" are annoying as hell. If I were to pick one of the cast to have a plushie of, it would be Stella. She's round enough that it would be cute anyway.

There's a whole thing with Naomi where she has a crush on Fang and sends her texts anonymously. There aren't really romance options that I can see besides hooking up with Naomi at the end of the game, because Rosa is into Trish, Stella is into Naser, Reed is gay and hooks up with a rando you don't meet, and Sage idk, but she calls Fang hot multiple times. I chose to reject Naomi and just be friends, along with not giving flirty responses to the text messages and not immediately going to meet her after the audition. I ain't making my character fuck an annoying weeb dinosaur.

I really enjoyed the music, though I suck at rhythm sections. I feel like the UI for it could have been tweaked so your eyes don't have to jump around the screen as much. I'm fine with the fact that failing at those sections doesn't affect anything, honestly. I'd rather just watch the cutscene because they're more interesting and decently animated then the rest of the game.

On the animation, the characters barely move as is. One thing I hate with everyone's mouths is that characters like Reed and Fang have little sharp teeth lines when their mouths are closed, but as soon as they start talking those disappear. It looks stupid for it not be consistent. I noticed at the end of the game where all those CG's pop up of memories the characters had together, they had those lines even with their jaws open, and they actually look fine. So whoever they got to do the character's lipsynch animations was a complete fuckwit who phoned it in. Not surprised. They just are not expressive enough, and when the animation suddenly becomes expressive during certain scenes it's actually jarring.

As far as bugs/glitches, it might just be my older computer but I got screen tearing, and backgrounds not loading in for a second after the scene changes. I noticed Fang's arm clipped weirdly for a split second once. I went to change something in the settings and for some reason it reverted back to default instead of accepting changes when I tried to back out of the menu after already hitting the "accept settings" button. And the biggest thing - I had a controller plugged in, but the UI would constantly switch around as if I were playing with a keyboard. During the music sections it pissed me off. I have never had a game do that before, but it has the possibility of being due to software I installed to use my PS4 controller with incompatible software so I won't blame GVH unless it doesn't happen with other games I have.

All in all, wouldn't pay for it. Just like Night In The Woods, I'll buy the soundtrack because I genuinely love the music, but be like me and just pirate the game if you really want to play it. It's not worth buying.

TL;DR It's a mediocre story with poor design. I wouldn't buy it. Soundtrack is nice.
 
I'm surprised that a review that neutral-negative scored it a 7. 7 is above average and my personal opinion, drama llamas and online controversies surrounding the title not withstanding, is that it's a less-than mediocre indie game that bites off more than it can chew.
At my most generous I'd give it a 4.5/10.

PROS​

  • Sharp, poppy visuals
  • Nicely fleshed-out characters
  • Rhythm challenges are good fun
  • Hummable original soundtrack
  • Fairly meaty for this type of game
Clearly the reviewer has never read a visual novel or played a rhythm game of quality before. GBVH doesn't reach Life is Strange's socks and Life Is Strange is fucking garbage, but at least you can laugh at it with friends.
I don't think I want to "play" GBVH myself after having watched a full stream of it. I don't care to get to know any of the dinos.
 
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