Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[OtherLastTrainHome]

"took a little detour... for another little chat" this is the first excerpt i've ever read from his books and it's exactly the kind of slop i'd expect

lol, nice catch. my brain doesn't notice things like this anymore. i've read so much crap (including my own crap) that it's visual white noise i am unconsciously parsing.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Does he believe the FBI will look over his tweets, and charge literally every John Doe who was told to "enjoy prison" by Fatty?

I don't understand, plz help

Okay, but if that's his reason, why not just use a simple "Fuck you, Stalker", or even the shit he writes in his texts "you are insane, Stalker".
Something like that. An insult, not an idiotic threat.

Yes, he literally believes this is an essential component to his eventual legal victory. That copy-paste he sends to everyone who texts him is his interpretation of what he imagines is a legally binding cease and desist.

Rick absolutely positively believes the law is infinitely less complex than it appears on Judge Judy, you go tell the judge what you want and it gets done. He completely believes that the reason the police have not done anything about his reports is some minor "loophole" in federal law which is already so prolific as to be absurd. Pat literally, and this is completely true I've posted his tweets about this, believed he could go to where the Wisconsin Electors formally voted and get these Republicans to vote for Hillary Clinton by telling them how much he personally hated Donald Trump. He did not just believe that he would persuade them but that he would be informing them of their legal duty to do what he asked. He has thousands of tweets arguing that he took an advanced college course where he learned that the Electoral College was legally required by the Constitution to not vote for Donald Trump. He has hundreds of tweets where he says Barack Obama broke the law and committed treason when he didn't order all the Electors to vote for Hillary because Donald Trump was supported by Russia.

The 1.7 GPA overestimates how smart he is. He put a fence in backwards.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

Pat would absolutely be an incel without Nikki. It's especially ironic cos Patrick ticks every single box women would list as red flags in a man:

• Is in considerable debt
• Alcohol issues
• Estranged daughter
• Social media addiction
• Very Political
• Overweight
• Short
• Fat
• Anger issues
• Clear NPD behavioural traits
• Fixated on his ex
• No fixed income
• Friends with sex offenders

Did I miss anything?

Dunning Kruger. He is the best example of Dunning Kruger I have ever seen in my life. It would explain how Patrick is smart enough to not accidentally kill himself but, appears to have no grasp on reality of things like the civil/criminal courts, law enforcement policies and procedures.


For everyone not familiar with this specific form of cognitive bias it is really interesting, I didn't even know there was a name for this until recently:
The only logical reason why Patrick has an IQ above 70 but, acts like he has an IQ below 70.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FGnb2lgPBA

I've always suspected the "Child" thing, is something that really cut deep into him. It really reminds me of how Chris Chan respond to the word "Naive". Maybe Pat's mother demeaned him or possibly father but, if I had to take a guess his ex-wife called him a "child" or "man-child" or "baby man" or something like that. He thinks it's like calling someone a nigger, like it's some kind of insult so powerful it doesn't have a worthy reply. He's emotionally stunted and while plenty of other people his age play with model dinosaurs and obsess over childrens TV shows, the ones who can be called "adults" have jobs, work 40 hours a week, take care of their children, pat does none of these things. I really think his Ex-wife "childed" him, when she left him for his friend, I really do.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

If you told me he never read a book I'd say that's likely, if you told me his wife has to read him the menus when they're out together, however rarely I'd believe you. Fuck, I'm sure he navigates technology like my grandparents do, they don't know what any of that shit does, when something doesn't work they're lost until someone comes by to fix it or they buy a new one. Although they've never gone swimming with any of their tech so they're better at that than he is.

Fatrick the type of nigga to throw away his TV when the batteries in t he remote die
Ive seen Fatruck call 911 over a flat tire

You would think so, but he doesn't. It's unbelievable. In today's day and age, you'd have to want to be ignorant to reach Pat's levels.

Fatrick is a perfect case study in the impotence of the modern man

 

[FinnSven]

If Fatrick somehow manages to somehow get all of OnA forum owners/admins and Null into a courtroom with SFWA snickering and backing him up, I hope Null sways the judge against Fatrick with an accurate variation on the following scene.

https://youtu.be/32iCWzpDpKs?

 

[AnOminous]

You can tell when he's really rattled because that's when that best selling author spelling comes out and he starts making weird mistakes, but it's the little slips, like "atalker" and now "canel" that let you know he's feeling the burn, and that Prep H is still in business largely due to a corpulent pepperoni maker from Jeffery Dahmers home town.

It makes it even funnier to taunt him, though, knowing he's seething impotently, with an enraged expression on his fat face, as he angrily and fatly fat-fingers his way through a typo-laden retard threat.

 

[cerulean hydra]

All the talk of people reading his books in this thread made me decide to give Starship Repo a look to see if it could truly be considered "the worst".

Chapter 1 opens with 4 adverbs in the second paragraph, 3 of them are "quickly", but more striking is this line from the second scene.

All around her, curious eyes, set inside skulls or mounted on stalks, turned to steal a glance at her before darting away again like the cantina scene in Star Wars if it had been filmed on Fifth Avenue. Blending in here would be … challenging.

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? That sounds like a way of pitching to your publisher, "it's like star wars, but set on fifth avenue!", not something you write into your fucking novel.

Also he thought he was so clever naming a place "Junktion" that he has to keep repeating it so you know how smart he is for coming up with it. This may actually be the worst published work I've ever seen, not including vanity pressed work.

edit: and of course, a self insert.

“I’m only joking, young human. Giving you a tug, if you know what I mean. I enjoy them myself, maybe a little too much.” Four limbs, for lack of a better term, erupted from the giant slug’s sides and rubbed its midsection.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Looking forward to the next saga. Personally I hope we start with a Gibney Arc, but I also like Null's suggestion of Pat shacking up with Jackie if Nikki leaves him.

What that means is Elon is a shitlord himself and knows that these people only want to control the narrative, and having no block button to hide behind will bring countless fun.

Side note, but this is why I lean more towards saying I "like" Elon Musk. It's because he has triggered the right kind of people and is causing them extreme mental and emotional distress. I don't care why he's doing it, and I'm not at all saying he's perfect, but he's doing what needed to be done a real long time ago.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Sorry to go off topic, but one of my favorite things about Pat is that he knows everything about everything:

From aviation crash diagnostics
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To military strategy
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I blame the ''expert'' youtubers that have popped up, from cars to former fighter pilots, civilian pilots, engineers, etc.

It's not their direct fault, but they have created legions of normies who watch their content and try to use whatever they learned on those videos as basis for knowledge, especially without prompt and butting into conversations, both online and off-line.

People like to pretend to be experts on shit, that's why you get those 500 videos about the ukraine war that ends up completely wrong, that's why every moron who sees a car/ship/plane crash tries to explain it immediately without waiting for a proper investigation, that's why you get internet sleuths and podcasters shitting on actual police work and impeding on going investigations of murders or mysterious deaths, etc.

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? That sounds like a way of pitching to your publisher, "it's like star wars, but set on fifth avenue!", not something you write into your fucking novel.

I had a similar problem with Gate Crashers. I forget the exact phrase but what he said boiled down to "You, reader, imagine this scenario unfolding in your head and come up with your own description because I am too creatively bankrupt to do it justice myself."

I'm barely exaggerating. The only changes I made where adding ',reader,' and the self deprecation at the end, it was legitimately that bad/lazy

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

This may actually be the worst published work I've ever seen, not including vanity pressed work.

What I find particularly sad, even a little bit doomery, is that I know there's so many genuinely talented writers out there who will never get a decent publishing deal. The best they can hope for, or the best they'll get is having their poem published in their university's annual English department magazine or printing their own novellas to leave at coffee shops.

They will not even get a third of what Patrick has been "blessed" with. How the fuck did he even get published anyway?

 

[Berrakh]

I will now dissent from the thread— the fact he paid Quasi in full already means Pat could have had a lot going for him if he wasn’t, well, Pat

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

People like to pretend to be experts on shit,

fucking this. "i'm not a mechanic, but here's what i think your car problem is..."

they say up front they're not qualified and still go on. it's usually because they care too much about how people perceive them; they're fine with wasting time as long as it makes them look a little less 'bad' in the eyes of others.

doesn't that sound like a certain overweight someone?

All the talk of people reading his books in this thread made me decide to give Starship Repo a look to see if it could truly be considered "the worst".

Chapter 1 opens with 4 adverbs in the second paragraph, 3 of them are "quickly", but more striking is this line from the second scene.



What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? That sounds like a way of pitching to your publisher, "it's like star wars, but set on fifth avenue!", not something you write into your fucking novel.

Also he thought he was so clever naming a place "Junktion" that he has to keep repeating it so you know how smart he is for coming up with it. This may actually be the worst published work I've ever seen, not including vanity pressed work.

edit: and of course, a self insert.

the part about a tug is a sex joke being made to a minor, btw. just to make sure everyone else is aware.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

the part about a tug is a sex joke being made to a minor, btw. just to make sure everyone else is aware.

That thing with the underage hooker in The Ark was suspicious enough by itself. Combined with this bit, I'm starting to think someone needs to tell Pat to take a seat right over there with the rest of his noncey SFWA pals.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I will now dissent from the thread— the fact he paid Quasi in full already means Pat could have had a lot going for him if he wasn’t, well, Pat

I hope you are not suggesting Pat produced this $32,000, himself. The two prevailing theories are SFWA paid for it, Or Niki's mother paid for it.

I strongly believe Niki's mother saw her borderline retarded son in law, drag her mentally compromised? daughter, into a huge financial and possibly criminal, clusterfuck. Pat has been on record saying he doesn't have the money, he's not very reliable but, something negative or shameful he states about himself I am inclined to believe. I think she hired the attorney Pat had just before the hearing and it's just a theory but, I believe she said something along the lines of "I'm paying for your attorney, Patrick. We are going to pay this "Quasi guy", the judge says you owe. I don't want to see my daughter held in contempt, here's a cashiers check for 32K, give this to your attorney, please do not fuck this up"

Again just a theory. I believe SFWA is too afraid of the IRS coming after them for using money to fund a private party lawsuit, I believe Pat and Niki don't have 32K lying around. Therefore this makes the most sense.

 

[HarveyMCR]

Yes, he literally believes this is an essential component to his eventual legal victory. That copy-paste he sends to everyone who texts him is his interpretation of what he imagines is a legally binding cease and desist.

Rick absolutely positively believes the law is infinitely less complex than it appears on Judge Judy, you go tell the judge what you want and it gets done. He completely believes that the reason the police have not done anything about his reports is some minor "loophole" in federal law which is already so prolific as to be absurd. Pat literally, and this is completely true I've posted his tweets about this, believed he could go to where the Wisconsin Electors formally voted and get these Republicans to vote for Hillary Clinton by telling them how much he personally hated Donald Trump. He did not just believe that he would persuade them but that he would be informing them of their legal duty to do what he asked. He has thousands of tweets arguing that he took an advanced college course where he learned that the Electoral College was legally required by the Constitution to not vote for Donald Trump. He has hundreds of tweets where he says Barack Obama broke the law and committed treason when he didn't order all the Electors to vote for Hillary because Donald Trump was supported by Russia.

The 1.7 GPA overestimates how smart he is. He put a fence in backwards.

I think this is important to remember when psycho analyzing Pat.

No, he does not have a humiliation fetish. No, he does not have a valid albeit misguided argument. No, he's not going through a mental health crisis and saying these things to cope.

He really just is that retarded.

 

[Berrakh]

I hope you are not suggesting Pat produced this $32,000, himself. The two prevailing theories are SFWA paid for it, Or Niki's mother paid for it.

I’m suggesting the ability to get the guild to pay for it is useful too. The mom thing is certainly convincing though

 

[cerulean hydra]

Yeah, whether it was Robinson family money or the SFWA, Pat would have a pretty easy life if he didn't choose to live in a hell of his own creation. Part of me wonders if his social media use was one of the reasons why Tor ultimately decided to drop him. If he just kept writing shitty books, he'd likely still be able to sell them.

The response he had to a fan asking about whether his series would be finished was pretty telling though. "Go beg the publisher if you want another." He clearly doesn't actually give a shit about writing, and that's probably part of the reason he'd rather oink on social media than continue his Tiny Tim fanfiction.

I know DSP was brought up in this thread before, but even DSP has a better work ethic than Fatrick. DSP also only does things if he sees dollar signs, but he'll at least put in the time to create the opportunity for those dollar signs to show up.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I’m suggesting the ability to get the guild to pay for it is useful too. The mom thing is certainly convincing though

As a beggar? Sure. I'm sure he said something that was convincing enough to "pan handle" that attorneys money out of their bank account. When I was a child my father said a beggars job is to give off the impression that they are sad and pathetic and to make you feel so sorry for them you have to give them your spare change. Sounds like Pat to me.

Pat doesn't have a humiliation fetish, he has Dunning Kruger and NPD. I'm no doctor but, even an idiot like myself can see that.

 

[Swiss46]

Fronting more money for tardo is definitely not in the SFWA's interest. Pat was a fall guy to a retarded lawsuit the SFWA wanted. nothing more. They're going to ignore this forever and hope no one ever brings it up. The fact it blew up in both of their faces and cost them tens of thousands of dollars speaks to their staggering incompetence. Oh yeah and Pat is fat.