Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[moocow]

I wonder if he'd stop saying "bro" every other fucking word if someone kicked him in the nuts every time he said it.

 

[Meiwaku]

Theory: they too enjoy the schadenfreude but use a facade of positivity to goad him on.

I tuned away for a minute, and upon returning this is what he was showcasing.
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I highly doubt any of his fans are actual traditional fans and that his viewers are all here for the:







....But can you really blame them?

 

[HahaYes]

5 billion hours in photoshop for hermit crab gambler mans new shell.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

....But can you really blame them?

Hell, I would consider myself a fan now based on that merit.

Also WE LIVE BOYS.

And clocked at 14:17. Unremarkable, usual hate my life talk, now is the wait for intermitted sporadic juicing.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

so this fucking guy has been complaining about no weed money for 2 days now
i have seen him hit multiple 100 dollar or more juicers ontop of eachother
i saw his balance go well above 500 dollars, and everybody in chat kept telling him "weed money" to remind him, and he acknowledged them
and just now, he has lost everything once more, and has stated once again he still does not have any weed money
a quickly deleted troll comment, trolls keep mentioning coke it seems to be a reoccurring accusation

 

[The Cock Carousel]

 

[IamnottheNSA]

WE LIVE BOYS.

He pissed away $58 to some undead-themed slots, and then pissed away $7 more on poker. No major tardrage, kinda low-energy stream.
Although he still had $10 in the end. How long is it going to last?

 

[Bilbo Boglims]

He was down to his last 17 bucks and about to end stream. Then a viewer suggested he try and build it back up with skill based games.

So he goes straight to electronic blackjack and loses almost everything after climbing to $22. Leads me to believe he actually thinks he plays blackjack skillfully.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Leads me to believe he actually thinks he plays blackjack skillfully.

Are there any clips of him splitting a double in blackjack?
Even in his last stream he stood on two tens.
I don't think he knows what splitting is so he just doesn't use it, or it's not "fast" enough for his coomgamble-brain.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I only just caught up on his doings today and the 5-minute roulette stream is such a perfect bite-sized encapsulation of what makes him a great lolcow. He starts with $150, hyped as fuck, bets it all on red, wins, now has $300, bets it all on red again, loses, and ends the stream immediately looking like he wants to kill himself. The ride never ends.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

so this fucking guy has been complaining about no weed money for 2 days now
i have seen him hit multiple 100 dollar or more juicers ontop of eachother
i saw his balance go well above 500 dollars, and everybody in chat kept telling him "weed money" to remind him, and he acknowledged them
and just now, he has lost everything once more, and has stated once again he still does not have any weed money
a quickly deleted troll comment, trolls keep mentioning coke it seems to be a reoccurring accusation
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Seems they may have hit home, at the end of the stream he talks about how he'll be up all night, I wonder why that would be? Also pretty interesting he was so dejected he quit while he still had $10 left. He was about to quit after losing a bunch of slots but a chatter convinced him to lose a bit more to some blackjack.

 

[Lyster]

This guy's meltdowns reminds me of that one video from 14 years ago of a dude who's playing Stepmania & loses his shit because of his monitor being in the way.

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Is there any background story for this? This guy seems interesting to say the least

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

combining him betting everything on red on the tables and leaving with $10 left in the bank, his TV going "missing", he must really be down bad and need some money.

 

[Jew-ish]

How the hell does his parents not kick him out? They're not doing him any favors by keeping him there and they have to know that. His mom's obviously terrified of him and his dad seems to be real tired of him. Does he have something over them? Is there a fucking tape of them molesting him as a kid or something what the fuck is up?

I would never let my kid continue like that in a million years.

I have a feeling he learned the suicide baiting and "I hate my life" stuff works on people because he tried it on his parents, and it worked.

If something works for him once, he will do it as many times as it takes until it works again.

Every time he fucks up the house or does something evictionworthy, hes gambling the roof over his head. If his parents threaten him, or try intervention, he just doubles down until he gets what he wants.

In this case, the house always loses.

 

[cheese burger69]

Made an edit and some looping gifs. Austin has an NPC walk cycle so predictable, that you can clip near-perfect looping gifs out of them.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

The duality of (boss) man.

10 seconds later:

Shoutout to @Kees H for teaching my dumb ass how to clip

 

[SandyCat]

He's back streaming boys pull out the bingo cards
Edit - 10 minutes and its gone lmao

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

hes live and just got 14 dollars, but thats not what this post is about
he just said that he uses a pipe with silicon parts, and he is out of weed...
so what he does is freeze the pipe in the freezer, so he can bend and twist the pipe so that the resin built up on the sides from smoking over time cracks and flakes off so it can be smoked
absolutely disgusting, i have never actually heard of somebody doing this, ive only heard it memed about

 

[Kane lives in death]

Hes at the roulette now

edit: hes already going all in why do i even bother typing this, lost all in 20 seconds

 

[InterestRateHawk]

I'm not sure what I like better,when he plays Roulette and it lands on BLACK or when the House hits Blackjack 3x in a row.

Hes at the roulette now

edit: hes already going all in why do i even bother typing this, lost all in 20 seconds