Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    669
He may have correctly assessed that a lot of negativity about him exists here and emanates from here, but it’s not a thing where you can make Josh impose a preferred conversational tone. To do that, he’d have to change the underlying facts.
It exists here now but I'd wager 90% of it originated from Nick's nests. I watched Nick, joined his discord and locals and was aware of this thread and even visited it every couple months but there was nothing much to read that you didn't already see on his show. It wasn't until he sperged out about his audience turning on him and locked everyone out of his discord that a lot went here. People that were already here on the regular suddenly started having more people to talk to.

The one who is afraid of their own creation is not null. It's Nick.
 
They broke up BEFORE she moved across the country to do her doctorate program (age 22). Once there, *SHE* contacted *ME* about wanting to explore BDSM

Right, because its totally normal behavior to contact an old friend of your mother's whom you've never had any sexually-themed chats, and happen to bring up that friend's sexual kink of choice, and completely out of the blue.

He literally described a porn scene. His coom brain is so warped, that even his fibs are inspired by PornHub.
 
Nick's description of MATI being misplaced or futile anger doesn't agree with my personal philosophy on MATI. My view is that being unironically MATI is just funny because it's silly, like an online version of "Old man yells at cloud", and isn't necessarily a reflection of a deeper emotional state. An example of this would be that boomer Null watched who was angrily showing off his new tires after the haters on the forum said they were used.

His attempt to totally own Null by saying "And as a mattah a fact, it was probably YOUUU who was Mad at the Internet!" is just retarded and he's basically shaping the definition of MATI to make the square peg fit in a round hole. Maybe Rekieta should put down the glass of booze and refrain from giving such long-winded nonsense takes?

I feel bad for Null having to endure literally hours of this bullshit since I can't imagine he was any less meandering and full of shit while they talked.
 
Man, just a few years ago, I used to think Rekieta stuck by Dick’s side as everyone else associated with the show prior to the LOLsuit gradually began to grow disillusioned with Dick’s behavior because Rekieta, perhaps naively, saw the good in all his friends and felt that staying friends with Dick in spite of his shortcomings was the proper Christian thing to do.

In retrospect, and especially after Cuties, I was retarded for ever thinking that. There is not a single person still associated with Dick who isn’t fucked in the head, and Rekieta is no exception.
 
Is this where we're bullying Null into turning on his only true and honest highly successful friends in the world?
AFAIK Null and Nick Rekieta have never met in real life and their private interactions seem to boil down to Null asking him law questions that he probably would get a better answer to if he just asked ChatGPT and Nick texting Null in the middle of the night from his shower to complain about his thread. What has Nick ever done for Null? Have him on his show? I think that was more of a benefit for Nick than for Null. This whole "OMG NULL YOU NEED TO SUCK UP TO THESE PEOPLE IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT!!" thing is so dumb. What does Nick have to offer? He's a shit lawyer and he's never given a single cent to support the site as far as we know. What wisdom can he impart on Null? Which balldo is best for shoving up your wife after you have mentally broken her by shit-talking her postpartum body to millions of people? Null doesn't want Nick's or Dick's life. He doesn't want to move to LA. He'll never be a mainstream youtuber or entertainer or get any advertisement deals or anything like that. Nick hasn't even gotten him a deal with Rumble as far as I am aware.

I don't really see what is to gain from continuing to associate with Nick. Maybe you can enlightenme? He's got no morals, he's got no conscience. He's not contributing to Null's life or Kiwifarms in any meaningless way other than being a lolcow.
 
The tone of the whole speech is manipulative. The soft feminine tone, the attempt to placate. The whole "it's not your fault Josh... it's the meanies on the internet driving you to do this..." "Come back to my good graces... I forgive you". "Sweet boy, Josh... I'm the only one who understands..."

I highly recommend anyone with a modicum of principles stop hanging out with Nick. This was a gross clip and will happen again. He did it to that one fan who private messaged him, he's doing it to Josh, and he'll do it to someone else in the future.
 
What has Nick ever done for Null?
What has Nick ever done for ANYONE in his 'sektur'? The most streamers and youtubers like him will/can do is scream at youtube on twitter whenever someone gets struck/banned. Even here you can see how much effort Nick will do. People will TUG/Flash/Anna will drum beat through out the day and Nick will just put out one tweet. He will promise he will talk to his yt provided manager...which he claimed he has a lot of sway with since he's a superchat superstar (used to) and he will either forget to do so and admit it or nothing ever comes out of it, because if it did, he will brag about it but he never has.
 
What has Nick ever done for ANYONE in his 'sektur'? The most streamers and youtubers like him will/can do is scream at youtube on twitter whenever someone gets struck/banned. Even here you can see how much effort Nick will do. People will TUG/Flash/Anna will drum beat through out the day and Nick will just put out one tweet. He will promise he will talk to his yt provided manager...which he claimed he has a lot of sway with since he's a superchat superstar (used to) and he will either forget to do so and admit it or nothing ever comes out of it, because if it did, he will brag about it but he never has.
Yeah he's a selfish prick through and through, I'm sure our wife can tell you all about it.
 
Clipped the full segment where he bitches about @Null, it's about what you would expect. He goes on about how Drexel is misunderstood and how Josh is being manipulated by some group of people and again claims people in this thread break the rules without saying who even though they should be reported if they actually are breaking the rules. He also keeps bringing up how "funny" all of this is and claims Josh is afraid of his own site for some reason
I can't post the logs because we communicate exclusively by Signal with a autodestruct timer set to a week.

At 7:30, his re-contextualization of the conversation is a complete fabrication. He started the conversation complaining about what I said about Drexel. When I was able to defend my position and clarify that I don't care how recent or long ago these things happened, he switched his narrative by:
1. Claiming he doesn't care about 'the negro' (with enormous restraint I avoided using any racially charged language; Rekieta did repeatedly refer to him as 'the negro' but I avoided taking the bait), and that
2. He was merely using me being wrong about Drexel to illustrate that I am consistently wrong about other things (even though I was not wrong about Drexel), and that
3. Other things included his trip to Jamaica.


At 9:20 he claims I'm manipulable because I want to be neutral. I don't know if Rekieta has observed this but I was very willing to ignore the very minor problems and rumors and muckraking about Rekieta for a very long time, because at that point anything I'd have to say would be dismissive as I had no interest in the content and did not find it funny. Even this overlooking has caused some seriously deranged people to feel indignant and dedicate themselves to wanting to fuck with me.

I did privately raise my concerns with some of the shit he was doing, multiple times. Then, I brought my complaints publicly. This, as with Dick, started because Rekieta decided to start directly antagonizing the forum, which makes it something I cannot ignore. It is also behavior that no one on the forum can directly provoke - Rekieta himself had to start doing it.

The MATI Segment about that:

So I want to clarify that I am not easily manipulated by nutjobs who just hate Rekieta, because I shit in people's mouth when they try to force me to do something. What is very effective in forcing me to talk about you, is to kick the anthill and directly start some rivalry with the forum and its community. This is not because I am "afraid of what I created", as he says later on, but because the bread and butter of drama on this site is people angry at it when they can choose to completely ignore it.


At 18, our discussion is about the Death Penalty. He's anti-death penalty and I am pro-death penalty. I think, especially in regards to sex offenses, we should kill more people and that Kennedy v. Louisiana should be overturned. He believes that the non-zero risk of innocent people being killed means there should be no Death Penalty, I disagree.

His attempt to extrapolate this into some sweeping statement about the forum and myself is gay and cringe.


When men talk, they generally are direct and goal oriented. I've never before had a conversation with a man that is literally bathtub talk. So when you randomly contact me in the shower (again, close to midnight) I assume you have some purpose in it. The goal that Rekieta claims in his rant is either a lie or it was so poorly stated throughout 2 hours of exchange that I didn't pick up on it. He can blame me for being 'too autistic' to see it, but I'd hope an attorney with 7 years of university could get to the fucking point.

He approached me from a place of anger and has retroactively fit a thesis and narrative to his emotionally charged messages.

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Nick, if you go ass to mouth with your balldo on stream, with Kayla in the room watching, I will superchat you a total of five American dollars.

Other than that, stop associating kiwi farms with your monetary situation. You create the drama, we just discuss it.

Also, is he under the impression that Josh’s streams are more highly viewed than the forum?
 
I believe Nick may blossom into a full blown schizo cow. The constant inebriation isn't helping. Take a B12 supplement Nick.

His ranting about this place is going to turn into a "I'm a victim of the Kiwifarms" spergfest on Xitter and the adoption of #dropkiwifarms somewhere in his bio.
 
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selfish prick
You forgot flaccid.
What has Nick ever done for ANYONE in his 'sektur'?
He's given "exposure". That's it. On his stream. The laziest support possible. Which granted, gave several youtubers a leg up. He never makes an effort outside his regular routine. Even the tweeting support, which he's on xitter all the time, nah he can't be bothered fam, he's got some rando to argue semantics with. "No, prude child, it is *you* who need the balldo!"
 
The tone of the whole speech is manipulative. The soft feminine tone, the attempt to placate. The whole "it's not your fault Josh... it's the meanies on the internet driving you to do this..." "Come back to my good graces... I forgive you". "Sweet boy, Josh... I'm the only one who understands..."

I highly recommend anyone with a modicum of principles stop hanging out with Nick. This was a gross clip and will happen again. He did it to that one fan who private messaged him, he's doing it to Josh, and he'll do it to someone else in the future.
I bet this happened because he convened with his council of assposting leatherbags at the locals balldo bunker and having caught wind of Jewsh's self-proclaimed "feminist soul" they advised their balldürrer that LARPing as Jewsh's babushka would be the most effective approach.
 
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When men talk, they generally are direct and goal oriented. I've never before had a conversation with a man that is literally bathtub talk. So when you randomly contact me in the shower (again, close to midnight) I assume you have some purpose in it.
Before anyone says this is womanly behavior, it's not. Women are able to openly communicate their emotions to each other and admit when their feelings were hurt. Never in my life has a girl friend contacted me to tell me something is wrong but made me guess what it is, because being embarrassed of your emotions and being unable to communicate them is very male behavior. I can only conclude this is gay male behavior. The kind of gay man who follows burly oiled up black men on Instagram for example.
 
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