Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Reverse L but still troon related.
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Choice comment from Christ's most loyal Apostle
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That's what you get for dating outside the Church
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I noticed a couple kiwis in the terf thread repeating the sentiment that women could be turned on by…imagining themselves as women? Idk I think it’s batshit retarded. Almost like a cope: “that woman is confident in her appearance and feels good in her skin/this outfit/in general, it’s gotta be pathological!” As if a woman must be defective to admire her appearance and feel good about herself. It’s literally a “no u” argument lol.
The "women have AGP too!" argument is a complete non-sequitur anyway because having a fetish doesn't determine your sex. Even if there were hypothetical women with AGP out there, they'd just be women with AGP the same way troons are men with AGP.

Thread tax: Hey, transbians! If real women are AGP, and you're a real woman, how come no real women want to fuck anyone within a 100 yard radius of you?

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Thread tax: Hey, transbians! If real women are AGP, and you're a real woman, how come no real women want to fuck anyone within a 100 yard radius of you?

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Said it before and I'll say it again. It's absolute joke that they think "people are allowed to not want to have sex with us" is a serious civil rights issue.
 
Granny can't stop herself from using the pronoun she for herself.
Yes, you heard that right, this granny is a TiF
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I keep using wrong pronoun for myself

I am having no trouble using the term "man" for myself or referring to myself as grandparent rather than grandmother etc, but when referring to myself in 3rd person - usually in a humorous comment - I nearly always say "she" without stopping to think. It's purely an automatic linguistic habit rather than an attitude towards myself but how can I stop? The obvious is to stop referring to myself in 3rd person as it's not necessary to do so but I have gotten into a habit of joking like that and keep doing it without thinking. Anyone else had this problem and solved it?
I was gonna guess this is one of those 34 year old grans that the UK is famous for
But no she's 70.

Here's her Reddit link cause she's quite interesting to read. But here's another L from her.
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Strange dream about phalluses

In my dream I was in bed having a sexual encounter with a well known female singer who I won't name in order to avoid any potential embarrassment. In real life she identifies as female so I will refer to her by female pronouns. Anyway in my dream she had a full sized penis, which I knew to have been surgically created. For some reason I kept coming out with really crass and insensitive comments like "Oh your penis is wonderful it looks just like a real man" and stuff I pray I'd never come out with in real life. Eventually she got completely put off having sex with me and turned her attention to her phone. I wasn't at all surprised and got out of bed to get dressed. Looking down I noticed my own tdick had suddenly grown an extra inch, and with great joy thought to myself "oh well that wasn't a complete waste of time after all!"

No idea what the dream was meant to mean :rolleyes:
 
Actress Elizabeth Debicki is 6'3", how often do you think she gets misgendered?
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Troons have never experienced confidence themselves so when they hear about it in other people they interpret it as some kind of sexual fetish
I think it takes an other worldly confidence to walk outside the way some of the specimens posted to this board look.
 
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Text: wore this while walking to the gas station yesterday. someone felt the need to lean out of their car window to yell "what the FUCK is that?" in my direction. I wish I could've caught up to tell them I'm their worst nightmare. I've been getting comments like this since before I transitioned, being Intersex. remember to always be yourself and to keep driving the haters crazy


The thought of an ugly fat woman chasing after you to tell you she's your "worst nightmare" has been making me laugh for a solid 30 minutes.

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This could possibly be the most hilarious picture-text combo in this entire thread. It made me laugh so hard, tears came from my eye. Every time I look at it, I can't help but giggle. I will probably print it out, frame it and hang it on my wall so it can bring mirth and happiness to my life every day.
 
“Pounding penis” hahahaha what the fuck
What I find a especially funny is that this really seems to be a woman trying to use the phrase "pounding pussy" but in reverse.

It kind of reminds me when troons will start comparing the length of their neo canal like they would the length of their dick.

"I can take so many inches. My vagina is soooooo deep I can take huge dicks. My depth is soooo good"

vs

"I'm totally gonna smash dick dude, I'm gonna go and pound some penis, time to tenderize some testicles bro!!!!"

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How do I stop "defaulting" to masculinity?​


So, I often find that I'm treated as a man even by those who respect my pronouns. I don't think it's conscious for them, but it still kinda makes me question the validity of my gender.

For example, I was working the other day and a coworker suggested I attempt to get someone's attention who I needed help with by saying "just say 'listen here, woman'" as if it was funny to be a caricature of a misogynist man for some reason. This same coworker respected my pronouns not ten minutes beforehand, but clearly sees me as still able to fill that role. She clearly saw me as just a man who uses she/her in that moment and it's really frustrating because I feel like if I say anything people will just accuse me of being overly sensitive.

Idk this seems kinda rambly, but I'm just sick and tired of being surface-level respected by people but not actually seen as the gender I am. It feels like the best I can do is come off kinda fruity as a man or just patronized as childish for caring about when a basic part of myself isn't being recognized for what it is if I bring it to attention.

Does anyone have experience with this and knows how to handle it better than gritting my teeth and bearing it?
They're fucking so close its painful.
NO ONE SEES A MAN LARPING AS A WOMAN AS A REAL WOMAN
Even if they "respect" your faggot pronouns they are doing it out of a combination of pity and a desire not to have to deal with the IT'S MA'AM freakout.

They know this, they are constantly whining about it and asking answers to a question they already know, that doesn't need answering, and that they don't really want a truthful answer to.
They want "validating" as if they're a fucking parking ticket, they want "affirming" what they don't want is the truth.
Because they know the truth.
No one honestly sees a troon as a woman. No one honestly sees a Pooner as a man.

That's the most despicable thing about these needy, pushy freaks being polite isn't good enough, they want people to deny their instincts and objective reality.
And as hard as people try, look at the TLC dating show troon and his closeted fag boyfriend, you can't fight hundreds of millions of years of evolution.
No one believes their LARP.
It's gay and annoying.
Fucking weirdos.
 
I see posts like this from TiFs all the time. What the fuck is wrong with them?
I genuinely don't understand the problem?
Just be you? Literally no one performs the gender stuff as much as the "gender nonconforming" folx.

I'm not very feminine, I don't wear makeup and while I do wear dresses, they're just basic 1 colour pieces of long clothing that's tailored after a woman's shape (compared to mens wear that doesn't take hips and breasts into account). I don't "perform my gender", I simply exist and I happen to be a woman.

It's truly nailed home how mentally ill you have to be to consider any of the trans cult stuff when fucking PRONOUNS gets them all fucked up.

Retards.
 
Troons' dating options are extremely limited. If you work in P.T Barnum's circus and you want to be seen as a regular person, unfortunately that will not happen. People are there to gawk at the freaks. For an HSTS, his options are self hating gay men, bisexual men with no standards, or extremely perverted "straight" men.
This is what you chose. There is no going back.
You forgot one category: fellow troons.
For some reason, despite supposedly believing that trans men are men and trans women are women, they never want to date one another…
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You forgot one category: fellow troons.
For some reason, despite supposedly believing that trans men are men and trans women are women, they never want to date one another…
:thinking:
A good chunk of them eventually end up with each other because nobody else would. They then usually deny having turned prison-gay out of sheer horniness and desperation and instead claim they had been t4t all along. But then again, they constantly rewrite their biography, anyway, so at least they are consistent in that.

They had known their gender was different since they were toddlers, they had always been exclusively attracted to other troons, Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.
 
The central doctrine of their quasi-nationalism.


All of the above. :christine:

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Degeneracy (like so much else) is too too white. :lit:
It’s insightful that by place this troon doesn’t even mean physical location, he’s talking about a physical description of reality (skin colour/race) in a ‘safe’ virtual space.

Would he be more or less comfortable discovering the POC troons in a race segregated online space are all white people identifying as black?

But by all means, bring back apartheid for troons. Love to see it.
 
They're fucking so close its painful.
NO ONE SEES A MAN LARPING AS A WOMAN AS A REAL WOMAN
Even if they "respect" your faggot pronouns they are doing it out of a combination of pity and a desire not to have to deal with the IT'S MA'AM freakout.
IIRC, it can mean a prison sentence in the UK.
And the troons want this to be the case everywhere ...

That's the most despicable thing about these needy, pushy freaks being polite isn't good enough, they want people to deny their instincts and objective reality.
... enforce compliance using men with guns if necessary, but also you should really really really think the right thing even though they themselves cannot manage it.

I don't "perform my gender", I simply exist and I happen to be a woman.
:winner::winner::winner::winner:

Emphasis added.
The underlying assumption of such a phrase is nobody is "really a woman" but some are playing the role better than others. As it might be some mythical being with canonical characteristics, such as elves.

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Comments long but amusing.
 
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