I liked how she gave the clue 'ice', and everyone in her chat just assumed that she had started taking meth.
Turdy pounds weightloss in two weeks probably led them to that assumption.
I was going by what Amber said herself at the time. I happened to have a video come up in my recommendations yesterday that was following her cancer journey, and the table limit was mentioned in that.
With the greatest of respect, nobody cares.
There is two reasons why she can't have an MRI. First, even if the table could hold her, she might be too big for the MRI bore. Most units are about 60 cm (24 inches). It would be fine for her head, but not her abdomen. Secondly, the procedure would last anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour depending what they are looking for. I do not think that Amber can lie flat on her back for that long without choking. One possibility is to anesthetise and intubate her. This has its own set of problems.
Theres no way her fat no license having ass is being driven all the way to texas and dropped off to live in a shit state where theres like no rain and its always a billion degrees.Turdy pounds weightloss in two weeks probably led them to that assumption.
Just for fun, and because I think it has the potential to be both possible (not probable) and hilarious, I'll throw a cat amongst the pigeons with
Also a potential apartment nearby that meets all her list of requirements, didn’t have a virtual tour, and seems desperate for tenants. The 2 pet limit appears to be consistent with all the apartment listings I saw on apartments.com. This one also happens to be just 11 minutes drive from Dr Nowzardin’s Office.
and this looks like fun
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She said in the live she means "ice as in the kind that you slip on".
Well, wasn't Jen the pot calling the kettle black. Shocking.
Not gonna happen. She had a full hysterectomy with an epidural, and I assume she also got Versed. If they were unwilling to give her a general for a full hysterectomy to deal with her womb cancer/precancerous cells (mentioning both to appease both sides of the debate), there is no way they would do this just for a test.
I'm hoping that this ends up being a really low-effort lie: that she 'pretends' to move to a completely different state, but ends up just moving to a cheaper and shittier apartment in Kentucky. And then she gives it away the first time she starts freaking out about a tornado watch or a boil water advisory or something. Of course her audience (with the memories of goldfish) will forget, but at least it will be a little bit of humour.
Amber spent the entire chat distracted, smirking, and constantly texting on her phone with her 'friend'. Amber said something like "I PROMISE you I'm not seeing anyone. I'd tell you if I was". Which was her exact same behaviour (and line used) when Amber first broke up with Becky and was talking to Jade. She even seems to have rolled herself through a carwash and looks a little bit cleaner than usual - which was also what she did when she was 'secretly' talking to Jade right after Becky dumped her. There's no evidence yet of a new gorl. She COULD have someone in her DMs that she's hooked, or she could be bullshitting to try and make Jade jealous or something. Some even suspect that she and Jade didn't actually break up, and this is another attempt to make people think that there's a new girl when it's still Jade. Meh, time will tell.
I am in the camp that she has not found anyone yet. She is too infamous, and the timing is too complicated for her to find someone now and move in a month.
She’s not moving herself, she’s getting a removalist. A one way trip and it’s done. Amber can fly. Admittedly she’ll need two seats, but I expect that wherever she is going, she’ll be flying. We have no idea what her finances are like. All we know is her views had dropped. If she had $23k saved for her WLS, then she has the cash to move.
She said “Ice, as in the ice you can slip on”, so NOT Meth and not ice cream.
Agree. I just was amused by the potential. I also think Oklahoma is her likely destination. She has to have realised by now, that’s once you become medically vulnerable (usually by age but fat works as well), that you need a reliable support network close by. That often means family, and in her case with no friends, it definitely means family.
I definitely don’t trust her “I’ll miss living in the city”, because no way she moving to the sticks again. She hated that, and there’s zero content potential. She’ll be in a city somewhere, even if it’s a smaller city than Lexington.
