Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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"If anyone calls my future dick a phallo i will piss on them" LMAOOOO I'd love to see her attempt to piss on someone with her defective flesh sausage :story:
There's a fantastic/horrifying gif in I wanna say the SRS horror thread - it's basically a franken wiener where the poor pooner pisses EVERYWHERE due to stitches not mending proper.
That's what I think of whenever I hear some pooner brag about her rotdog.
 
Do I want to know the backstory of "a few guys who would say they were intersex"?
I sure am hoping that's bullshit. :roll:
Lots of troons like to pretend they’re intersex, because conditions like Klinefelters means they technically have two X chromosomes, and short of doing a specific gene test the only consistent indication is “small testicles” and gynaecomastia, which they’ll get from the HRT anyway.
 
A 6’2” powerlifter almost gets teary eyed when his gym bros praise him.

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Throw on all the makeup that you want dude, YWNBAW.
This has to be a troll. 6'2" 240 pound powerlifter and he's a fucking troon.
I can only imagine what this ridiculous fucker looks like in a summer dress with his nice painted nails and some glitter lip gloss... Jesus fucking Christ... :stress:
It has to be a troll.
Right?
 
As a male, I always instinctively thought of the MTF "bottom" operation as being more horrifying, but now I see that the FTM operation is infinitely worse than anything.
The vile mutated Hyena clit that Pooners get is by far the most disgusting thing that happens to trannies. The disgusting Troon HRT tumor tubular moobs are a close runner up, and the arm roll rotdogs are far more comically stupid, but for sheer disgust, the metroid dick surgeries Pooner subject themselves to are beyond repulsive in a way only the most rancid of Stinkditch's can match, those Hyena clits are just something else.
Everything about them is foul, from the way Pooners call them their "T Dicks" to the whole weird, mutant look of them.
They don't even look like clits, I don't know how they mutate like that, the Testosterone does something Lovecraftian to them, the way Pooners turn vaginas, which are awesome, into those foul things that look like sea slugs that were grown in water from Pripyat, is one of the most fucked up things about the troon cult.
 
The vile mutated Hyena clit that Pooners get is by far the most disgusting thing that happens to trannies. The disgusting Troon HRT tumor tubular moobs are a close runner up, and the arm roll rotdogs are far more comically stupid, but for sheer disgust, the metroid dick surgeries Pooner subject themselves to are beyond repulsive in a way only the most rancid of Stinkditch's can match, those Hyena clits are just something else.
Everything about them is foul, from the way Pooners call them their "T Dicks" to the whole weird, mutant look of them.
They don't even look like clits, I don't know how they mutate like that, the Testosterone does something Lovecraftian to them, the way Pooners turn vaginas, which are awesome, into those foul things that look like sea slugs that were grown in water from Pripyat, is one of the most fucked up things about the troon cult.
Yeah, they 100% remind me of the spotted hyena female's pseudo-penis, minus the birth canal thing (don't look that up if you don't know what the fuck I mean, it's horrifying)

I used to think I didn't have genital preferences but then I started seeing more and more horrifying examples of what trooning out does to a person.
I don't even want to google examples because they genuinely horrify me. Nature truly made something miraculous with human genitalia and these mentally ill weirdos and coomers completely destroyed their birthrights.

The worst part is I cannot imagine how a detrans girl would change back if she stops taking testosterone. Just like men losing penis length/sensation/etc from estrogen, but their bitch-clits will shrink down? I don't even know. I don't understand how anyone within the trans cult can look at the eldritch horrors and think "I want that to happen to me".
And that's not even touching upon what happens to the internal organs. I watched an interview with Buck Angel where he mentions uterus shrinkage. I was so horrified.
 
Most masculine looking dude I've ever seen. Nice scar bro.
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This one experienced her first ever clitoral orgasm and now she's convinced she had an authentinc 100% valid male orgasm.

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This one doesn't know how to tell people she has a deformed clit and a pussy.

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This one is just balding...

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"flicking it side to side" has me picturing the most painful sounding shit ever no wonder anything is better by comparison.

And no, their MegloClits don't shrink back.
Buck Angels uterus full on atrophied and died nearly leading to sepsis death. That's kind of what happens as a forerunner of decades long HRT, they didn't realise that shit was happening. Now they use topical stuff but I don't think it would reach inside for a long enough time. You pretty much have to get a hysterectomy if you take hormones long term, there's kind of no way to do a low key, diet transition, surgery always ends up being nessecary if hormones are taken for long enough.
I'm not sure why they don't just cut off hormones once their bodies are masculineised, probably cos they would feel like utter shit after being used to the T high. And they probably fuck their own endocrine system even without having it removed.. Yeah whichever way you slice it, slicing is always eventually needed.
 
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Not sure if this is the right thread but anyways,
Tranny destroyed a teen girl's car & smeared shit inside because she was transphobic...
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>45 year old school staffer

get 👏 trannies 👏out 👏of 👏schools👏 lmfao 👌💯🔥
How the fuck do you expect to do your job as an educator when you can't brush off a little bit of discomfort? I once had a student who screamed at me and threw shit every single day and I never shat on her stuff even once, never even fucking thought about it. Read Love and Logic or Onward if that's not an intuitive skill for you, faggot. JFC im rustled.
 
I'm not sure why they don't just cut off hormones once their bodies are masculineised
98% sure I'm wrong about this, but doesn't the body still produce your sexed hormones even if you get rid of your testicles/ovaries? Nowhere near normal or even useful levels, but there's still some estrogen/testosterone/androgens flitting about in your cells, no?

But yeah, they probably need HRT for the rest of their lives once they've fucked up their system, detrans or not.
Shit sucks, glad I'm not a trannie. Medical patient for the rest of their lives.
 
On one level, really facing facts.
Nevertheless absolutely committed to going forward to misery and futility.

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Jesus Christ. You think the British isles are bad and then this. Released the SAME DAY and literally has been in prison for violent felonies. Portland insists that this freak be allowed to walk the streets. What in the absolute fuck.

Actually changed his name to she-man-sky lmao. Sounds like a taunt used against him in prison and it’s a legal name
 
Most masculine looking dude I've ever seen. Nice scar bro.
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This picture is great on so many levels. Between the girly hairstyle, dangly earrings, nail polish, brown eyes, hooked nose, super-patchy facial hair, and fruity drink being drunk through a straw most people would be justified in thinking that they had just seen a Southern European or Middle Eastern girl who had suffered a nasty arm injury. They would be right of course, except for the fact that the injury was voluntary and the remnants from it are stapled to her crotch.
 
This has to be a troll. 6'2" 240 pound powerlifter and he's a fucking troon.
I can only imagine what this ridiculous fucker looks like in a summer dress with his nice painted nails and some glitter lip gloss... Jesus fucking Christ... :stress:
It has to be a troll.
Right?
Probably looks like a less feminine version of this

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That's what gets me every time, they're trying so hard to sound like how they think men sound.

It's the pooner equivalent of the repulsive male troons' trying to do 'girl talk'; 'Squee!!!! I was so excited my boobs jumped out of my blouse!!!'

How do our male kiwis feel about this manly male bro-talk? Is it more imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or does it make your skin crawl and bile rise in your throat like the troons' cum-soaked girl-talk does for women kiwis?
Typical Conversation with my homies:
"Yeah, but I got her a really nice dress. She looks hot in it."
"You're a softy faggot."
"At least my parents aren't dead."
"Yeah, fair enough, grab the duffel bag and the booze, we've still got a walk."
"Yeah, and your dick is still small."

Typical Pooner conversation:
Pooner1-"You EVER notice how FUCKING HOT tits are? Like, man, my bro king. I'd just FUCK the SHIT out of her, then I'd have SHIT all over my BIG COCK."
Pooner2-"Dude, I know. I'd like, RAPE HER or something. Hi five, bros?"
Man-"That's a really fucking weird thing to say."
Poonerabominations: "DUDE YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE MY MASCULINITY MAYBE IF YOU LIFTED 25lbs A DAY LIKE I DO YOU'D UNDERSTAND TESTOSTERONE YOU,...(tears)...you big meanie. Why are cis men so mean? You guys just don't understand what's it's like being a reeeeeeal man."
It doesn't bother me, because it's fucking hilarious.
 
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