That's what gets me every time, they're trying so hard to sound like how they think men sound.
It's the pooner equivalent of the repulsive male troons' trying to do 'girl talk'; 'Squee!!!! I was so excited my boobs jumped out of my blouse!!!'
How do our male kiwis feel about this manly male bro-talk? Is it more imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or does it make your skin crawl and bile rise in your throat like the troons' cum-soaked girl-talk does for women kiwis?
Typical Conversation with my homies:
"Yeah, but I got her a really nice dress. She looks hot in it."
"You're a softy faggot."
"At least my parents aren't dead."
"Yeah, fair enough, grab the duffel bag and the booze, we've still got a walk."
"Yeah, and your dick is still small."
Typical Pooner conversation:
Pooner1-"You EVER notice how FUCKING HOT tits are? Like, man, my bro king. I'd just FUCK the SHIT out of her, then I'd have SHIT all over my BIG COCK."
Pooner2-"Dude, I know. I'd like, RAPE HER or something. Hi five, bros?"
Man-"That's a really fucking weird thing to say."
Poonerabominations: "DUDE YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE MY MASCULINITY MAYBE IF YOU LIFTED 25lbs A DAY LIKE I DO YOU'D UNDERSTAND TESTOSTERONE YOU,...(tears)...you big meanie. Why are cis men so mean? You guys just don't understand what's it's like being a reeeeeeal man."
It doesn't bother me, because it's fucking hilarious.