Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If there was any kind of sincerity in that email then Meigh is even more deranged than I thought.

He'll keep your daughter safe?

Faith was "the most important person in his life"?

I have no words.

She was talking about Sandra. Sandra died when they started dating. But yes, she's very deranged. I don't know how you could look at Ralph and think he's father material. This email is also a year after them living together so she very obviously knows ralph is an almost 40 year old dead beat who needs Meigh and Harry to co-sign for apartments, nissans, and access to her bank account and paypal because he doesn't have one. I mean, Ralph's entire existence is a huge red flag and she thought, oh this man who needs to use my debit cards with multiple crippling addictions is husband material that I should spawn with. He wouldn't even have a place to live if I didn't co-sign his lease,(in a neighborhood where they literally reintroduce ex-cons, felons, and sex offenders) but he'll be a provider for sure.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

If there was any kind of sincerity in that email then Meigh is even more deranged than I thought.

He'll keep your daughter safe?

Faith was "the most important person in his life"?

I have no words.

Mantsu also did this at their wedding ceremony. As if she hadn’t degraded herself enough by this point.

It fits with that email. She’s a fucking freak with a broke brain.
Did any of you guys do that at your weddings? I didn’t.

 

[Rubber Plant]

Mantsu also did this at their wedding ceremony. As if she hadn’t degraded herself enough by this point.
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It fits with that email. She’s a fucking freak with a broke brain.
Did any of you guys do that at your weddings? I didn’t.

No, but then again I wore a suit, had groomsman, a pastor, friends and family present, a hall, real food, rings that were bought from a store and not a gumball machine.

 

[Fannyscum]

No, but then again I wore a suit, had groomsman, a pastor, friends and family present, a hall, real food, rings that were bought from a store and not a gumball machine.

Your Ralphawedding doesn't sound very Ralphamale at all tbh. How many Elvises did you have?

 

[HeyU]

Horse Divorce arc will inevitably lead to him paying more child support but also allow visitations, leaving Ralph with a life of trekkin' the triangle.

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This may financially ruin him, I don't know how he can afford this but he has to do it or be seen as abandoning his children.

I don’t understand why he’s so cheap and seemingly taking out all these loans, etc. I heard something was hacked at it was revealed that Ralph made $180K last yr, which (if accurate) is $15K/month. Right now, he is ordered to pay Faith $800/month in child support. If Pantsu takes him to court and the order is similar, that means he loses $1,600 a month to child support, which puts him at $13,400/month. Still very good money, if you ask me! Why does he seem so broke all the time, having to take out all these loans and moving to Mexico because it’s cheaper and behaving like he has to choose between spending his income on new clothes for Rosy or dinners/drinks/fun? Surely somebody with that income could afford both, even when you factor in taxes, rent, day to day living, etc. and the fact that it’s not consistent (some months you make more, some months you make less). Where does all his money go? Even Pantsu didn’t seem to know!

 

[break these cuffs]

I don’t understand why he’s so cheap and seemingly taking out all these loans, etc. I heard something was hacked at it was revealed that Ralph made $180K last yr, which (if accurate) is $15K/month. Right now, he is ordered to pay Faith 800/month in child support. If Pantsu takes him to court and the order is similar, that means he loses $1,600 a month to child support, which puts him at $13,400/month. Still very good money, if you ask me! Why does he seem so broke all the time, having to take out all these loans and moving to Mexico because it’s cheaper and behaving like he has to choose between spending his income on new clothes for Rosy or dinners/drinks/fun? Surely somebody with that income could afford both, even when you factor in taxes, rent, day to day living, etc. Where does all his money go? Even Pantsu didn’t seem to know!

Drugs and booze

 

[HeyU]

Drugs and booze

In cheap ass Merida, Mexico? how much is a Xanex scrip and 2 6-packs of Modelo?

 

[Look--an Alien!]

In cheap ass Merida, Mexico? how much is a Xanex scrip and 2 6-packs of Modelo?

even cheap booze builds up when you down more than a bottle a day; plus he picked up smoking.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

In cheap ass Merida, Mexico? how much is a Xanex scrip and 2 6-packs of Modelo?

Modelo is cheaply priced and you can walk out of any mexican pharmacy with a bucket of xanax for pennies on the dollar

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

She was talking about Sandra. Sandra died when they started dating. But yes, she's very deranged. I don't know how you could look at Ralph and think he's father material. This email is also a year after them living together so she very obviously knows ralph is an almost 40 year old dead beat who needs Meigh and Harry to co-sign for apartments, nissans, and access to her bank account and paypal because he doesn't have one. I mean, Ralph's entire existence is a huge red flag and she thought, oh this man who needs to use my debit cards with multiple crippling addictions is husband material that I should spawn with. He wouldn't even have a place to live if I didn't co-sign his lease,(in a neighborhood where they literally reintroduce ex-cons, felons, and sex offenders) but he'll be a provider for sure.

The letter represents a delusional fantasy and desperate hope. May already knew she fucked up but she was pregnant and tied to the hog. She was trying to convince herself all this awful shit was just due to his mom dying, totally ignoring the fact 35 year old Ralph had lived off his mom his entire life.

Trying to will Ralph into being a decent baby daddy and boyfriend via ego boosting emails dripping with uwu white hot love was all she had for leverage, oh well and her dad’s credit card, dad paying her a living subsidy, and credit profile Ralph could use & abuse so they could play house.

Most chicks will ignore lots of red flags during the first 18 months of a relationship but May was dumb enough to ignore dozens of air raid sirens and get pregnant. She was going to be the one to change Ralph because she was different from all the previous girlfriends and he really loved her. LMAO.

The letter shows how deluded and desperate she was to somehow avoid the inevitable fate that awaited - going back to Rochester to live as a single mom after Ralph treated her just like he treated all his previous love interests.

There is some cosmic irony that then teen bride managed to be far wiser, facing reality and cutting losses in her first trimester to protect her child. Pantsu was stupid enough to subject an infant to abuse Hog’s wild ride for a year. I honestly think had Harry cut the “play house” subsidies Pantsu would have left much sooner. The relationship was over in less than three months of Harry refusing to pay for Gunt’s live in mommy.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

In cheap ass Merida, Mexico? how much is a Xanex scrip and 2 6-packs of Modelo?

Merida ain’t exactly cheap. It’s geared towards tourists and expats . It’s cheaper than the States but not by a huge amount. A 12 pack of Modelo is $230 MX in Merida which at todays rate of exchange is $13.62 US. North of the Border a 12 pack of Modelo goes for $15.73 US so Ethan saves only $2.11 US on every 12 pack he drinks. I guess that adds up over time. What’s his child support, $800 a month? He’ll have saved enough to pay for that after only 400 12 packs.

https://super.walmart.com.mx/ip/cerveza-oscura-negra-modelo-12-latas-de-355-ml-c-u/00750106419501?from=/search

 

[Fornicario]

Mantsu also did this at their wedding ceremony. As if she hadn’t degraded herself enough by this point.
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It fits with that email. She’s a fucking freak with a broke brain.
Did any of you guys do that at your weddings? I didn’t.

I bent my knee to my wife, but nobody kissed any fuckin' ring like greeting royalty. The Xanax fog had them both believing a Ralph was actually a king. ROFLMAO. He's not even close to a Beggar King, fucking wigger, much less some form of true majesty. Those fucking gypsies were probably the ones that got his noggin' joggin' at Portugal I.

 

[Pizdec]

Most chicks will ignore lots of red flags during the first 18 months of a relationship but May was dumb enough to ignore dozens of air raid sirens and get pregnant. She was going to be the one to change Ralph because she was different from all the previous girlfriends and he really loved her. LMAO.

She thought she could fix Digibro, and we saw what a mess he ended up being. I'd like to imagine Pantsu in some alt timeline having to justify to Harry why Van life is awesome only to end up being the less memorable Gabby Petito as Digibro and Riley ditch her corpse in some Myrtle Beach dune. Though, to Ralph's credit I do imagine this conversation occured:
Pantsu: Ralph I will change you, we can be better together!
Ralph: Denounce Loli, then.
Pantsu:

I'm being a bit generous to Ralph in thinking he really did try to get her to stop looking up that garbage. A part of me also hoped she'd give it up for the sake of her kid.

 

[MadStan]

Reading those letters May wrote Ralph created a response deep within me. Yes, I threw up.

“Hot so pure it was like melted glass and you could see right through me” that’s because you have no personality and no brain so it makes sense to see through such a hollow person. Also the visual of those two making love like a giant blob was also equally as painful as anything else in my life I’ve had to imagine - and it’s hard to undo.

On the other hand the way Ralph is acting does seem to be like more than just the usual Ralph; I actually think he’s cut up about May and the hookers and drugs aren’t dulling the pain enough.

The only thing that can get Ralph through this is to find another love interest and to pop out “gimme some money and help me kid out brutha” kid number 3.

Third time is always a charm.

 

[Vernerus]

The only thing that can get Ralph through this is to find another love interest and to pop out “gimme some money and help me kid out brutha” kid number 3.

I think thats what Grace Thorp was supposed to be, before Ralph vaporized both that bridge and the canyon it was meant to span.

 

[PolkaCola]

Taking bets for if the May nudes drop.
Hawt or not?
What if the man face is on a reasonably attractive female body?
How will we deal with this new paradigm?

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Reading those letters May wrote Ralph created a response deep within me. Yes, I threw up.

“Hot so pure it was like melted glass and you could see right through me” that’s because you have no personality and no brain so it makes sense to see through such a hollow person. Also the visual of those two making love like a giant blob was also equally as painful as anything else in my life I’ve had to imagine - and it’s hard to undo.

On the other hand the way Ralph is acting does seem to be like more than just the usual Ralph; I actually think he’s cut up about May and the hookers and drugs aren’t dulling the pain enough.

The only thing that can get Ralph through this is to find another love interest and to pop out “gimme some money and help me kid out brutha” kid number 3.

Third time is always a charm.

Yerp Ralph won’t find another freak like Meigh, an apparently bio woman willing to cater to his gross needs while asking almost zero in return. They were perfect for each other, but the downside turns out to be when you enable a massive sack of shit he has no reason to change his behavior.
If only there had been some warning signs.

ETA if I could ask her just one question, it would be why didn’t she leave after this went down?

 

[Feaser]

Taking bets for if the May nudes drop.
Hawt or not?
What if the man face is on a reasonably attractive female body?
How will we deal with this new paradigm?

Could we not?

 

[HeyU]

Modelo is cheaply priced and you can walk out of any mexican pharmacy with a bucket of xanax for pennies on the dollar

That’s what I thought.

Merida ain’t exactly cheap. It’s geared towards tourists and expats . It’s cheaper than the States but not by a huge amount. A 12 pack of Modelo is $230 MX in Merida which at todays rate of exchange is $13.62 US. North of the Border a 12 pack of Modelo goes for $15.73 US so Ethan saves only $2.11 US on every 12 pack he drinks. I guess that adds up over time. What’s his child support, $800 a month? He’ll have saved enough to pay for that after only 400 12 packs.

https://super.walmart.com.mx/ip/cerveza-oscura-negra-modelo-12-latas-de-355-ml-c-u/00750106419501?from=/search

Yeah, I think he must have other expenses/loans on top of that. I know it’s not cheap like Thailand-cheap, but it’s definitely cheaper than America. Like when I looked up cost of living there, “family renr” is (on average) $768, which is pretty cheap, IMO.
if you make $180K/year, you can generally afford what you want unless you’re rich-person broke, like have a lot of loans and expenses, which, in Ralph’s case, he doesn’t really own anything significant, besides a car. so I’m thinking he must have a lot of debt/loans he’s paying off. or something! because he doesn’t strike me as someone who’d save his money.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Taking bets for if the May nudes drop.
Hawt or not?
What if the man face is on a reasonably attractive female body?
How will we deal with this new paradigm?

but she doesn't have a reasonably attractive female body, we already know this. She has the tits of AJ soprano and the body frame of a 15 year old boy. Plus in that embarrassing "movie" they released you can see her body in HD, she has terrible skin, giant pores, body acne, and doesn't shave her legs apparently. So nothing to worry about mate.

Not to mention her level of greasyness suggests she doesn't bathe regularly. Fun fact to remind everyone, Digibro would not shower for weeks, and didn't brush his teeth months at a time and Meigh would let him go down on her frequently. She also had sex with Ralph for the first time in the back of a tiny car in 89F weather 2 hours after digitroon creampied her.