Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Cynical]

That Patreon continues to drop:

468 patrons
$1,746 per month

I've been monitoring it since the last big drop, and I think Wu's finally starting to realize the futility in trying to maintain appearances.

 

[Luminous Being]

4 more days

SINGLE MISSION OBJECTIVE!

Literally the only thing supposedly on Wu's radar that day was making absolutely sure to get the game files sent to Apple and even that failed miserably, with apparently nothing else to do in those 24 hours.

"But my submission got rejected because wasn't able to sign/certify the packages!"

Then please fold and mothball your idiotic software engineer halloween costume and put it into storage, because that was a really basic thing to just fuck up/forget if all the Kiwis calling you out were speaking the truth, and there's no reason to take your word over theirs. Fucking strangers on the internet that are anonymous and could be plumbers make more sense than you, Wu, when it comes to your PROFESSION.

The last thing we heard about your plan to get the game submitted to Apple was that you "fixed the signing bug" and your moaning about "old software". If you had gotten everything home dry we'd have never heard the end of it for at least two days, so the only conclusion is that you even failed in fulfilling your SINGLE MISSION OBJECTIVE days after it was due to be completed.

I have a feeling the next deadline will be coming up in 3-6 days.

[wiki=Revolution_60_Release_Date_Failures]Revolution 60 Release Date Failures[/wiki]

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Two hours into 13 is where I walked away from Square, I can remember the moment clearly. I was so excited, got up early to get to the store, way ready to get back into FF, I loved XII, and then-- Nothing. Two hours in and I'm still doing tutorials.

I don't think I'm even going to try XV unless it gets some amazing buzz.

Off topic I know, but I'm desperately hopeful just because I loved Kingdom Hearts as a kid and 15 looks to play like it.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Two hours into 13 is where I walked away from Square, I can remember the moment clearly. I was so excited, got up early to get to the store, way ready to get back into FF, I loved XII, and then-- Nothing. Two hours in and I'm still doing tutorials.

I don't think I'm even going to try XV unless it gets some amazing buzz.

XII was what killed my interest in the series. The story was blah (I forgot about the characters and plot 5 minutes after I completed it), the battle system was messed up (why have your characters move around when you're going to get hit by a wolf bite from the other side of the battle field anyway?), the equip system sucked (like I need to learn how to wear a hat?), and the side quests were super-high risk for little to no reward.

At least i'll always have IV, VI, and IX.

 

[APerson]

I missed 125 pages. Rev 60 SE still not out? Wu still whining about not being oppressed by TEH MENZ?
We'll get another 26 pages, make another thread, and nothing will change. Wu...Wu never changes.

 

[Rou]

I missed 125 pages. Rev 60 SE still not out? Wu still whining about not being oppressed by TEH MENZ?
We'll get another 26 pages, make another thread, and nothing will change. Wu...Wu never changes.

Still not out, and about two weeks left until Hosk demands his refund.

 

[Cid Highwind]

Still not out, and about two weeks left until Hosk demands his refund.

What a perfect storm of events we have about to unfold. In two weeks, the kickstarter revolt hits full swing, Brianna Wu / John Flynt misses another deadline, and this thread hits 1000 pages. Wu / Flynt needs his own subforum soon.

 

[Rou]

What a perfect storm of events we have about to unfold. In two weeks, the kickstarter revolt hits full swing, Brianna Wu / John Flynt misses another deadline, and this thread hits 1000 pages. Wu / Flynt needs his own subforum soon.

Naw, a single megathread is perfect. Discussion about Wu is pretty linear, all based on what she posts on Twitter, the only real parallel discussion would be Hosk's incoming revolt. It's not like we have dozens of discussions happening at the same time.

 

[AnOminous]

The last thing we heard about your plan to get the game submitted to Apple was that you "fixed the signing bug" and your moaning about "old software".

Wu being too stupid to do what real developers do daily isn't a "bug."

 

[Luminous Being]

Wu being too stupid to do what real developers do daily isn't a "bug."

Didn't say it was lol.

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764928993422372864
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764929309626761217

"Verification is cool and everyone should have it, but really it's also problematic because twitter can hide all the bad stuff with (like from journalists) it and that's very self-servig."

Erm...

http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764910386135138304
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764911570023542784

 

[Kiras left nipple]

no game and no relevancy in the industry = no harassment..

how problematic that there is no 'twitter abuse' to delay the game for therefore it must be that darn verification filter stopping the mass of angry white rapists baying for bri bri..

OR...no one and that includes fellow sjw fuckwits wants to hear about the sad , desperate , ill educated rants from skeletors love child with gollum...

 

[soliloquyR]

-long uncomfortable silence-

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Learn to clean every once in a fucking while, John! I doubt these fuckers even take showers!

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Guess whose fake 29th birthday it is today? Yep, Wu is being catty about Zoe Quinn. I love passive aggressive BriBri. As if she's living a more independent life as a trophy tranny than hipster welfare artiste Zoe.

Coming from the man who does nothing but mooch off of his money daddy's burnable supply of cash and lay around and tweet bullshit all day.

That reminds me when those two R-Tarded harpies went after each other when John tried to go for Chelsea's title of "Most Harassed Woman in Tech".

Please, please, PLEASE let them start a massive Twitter squabble. I just bought some really great popcorn and I need an excuse to pig out on it.

Sorry to say, but Johnny-boy and Zoey have already had their "huge" spat behind the scenes.

Damn, missed opportunity.

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Your bait sucks, John.

Didn't say it was lol.

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764928993422372864
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764929309626761217

"Verification is cool and everyone should have it, but really it's also problematic because twitter can hide all the bad stuff with (like from journalists) it and that's very self-servig."

Erm...

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764910386135138304
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764911570023542784

If Twitter sucks so bad, fucking leave!

 

[APerson]

Didn't say it was lol.

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764928993422372864
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764929309626761217

"Verification is cool and everyone should have it, but really it's also problematic because twitter can hide all the bad stuff with (like from journalists) it and that's very self-servig."

Erm...

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764910386135138304
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764911570023542784

No harassment? Than what's Natalie's patreon going to? Do you just shovel cash in her mouth once the baby hits the 57th trimester?

 

[FatNero]

I'm honestly thinking we may never hear "Hey GSXoffice!" or the name Natalie again. She almost seems to have learned her lesson.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Didn't say it was lol.

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764928993422372864
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764929309626761217

"Verification is cool and everyone should have it, but really it's also problematic because twitter can hide all the bad stuff with (like from journalists) it and that's very self-servig."

Erm...

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http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764910386135138304
http://tweetsave.com/spacekatgal/status/764911570023542784

Haha, the second twitter verifies her she stabs them in the back.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

I'm honestly thinking we may never hear "Hey GSXoffice!" or the name Natalie again. She almost seems to have learned her lesson.

Natalie will live on in our hearts and minds.

Natalie O'Brien, ever vigilant, ever pregnant.

Add:

Say what you like about the nose dive that Final Fantasy has taken as a series, but at least Final Fantasy 60 will be out before Rev 60.

You think? Count again.
https://www.thefinalfantasy.com/games/

 

[Cynical]

That was fast:

467 patrons
$1,737 per month

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That was fast:

467 patrons
$1,737 per month

I expect "Unusually Salty Wu" on Twitter soon.

 

[AnOminous]

That was fast:

467 patrons
$1,737 per month

I look forward to when every Wu tardout results in an immediate drop in Patreon bucks.

You'd think even the stupidest person would notice negative reinforcement occurring over and over again.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Holy shit, I wonder if there are any other scumbags out there who continue to swindle people out of thousands of dollars every month!