Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He likely got labeled ADHD because he was already so combative, argumentative and disruptive as a child that his parents and teachers were left with no choice but to think there was something medically wrong with him.
In my experience, neglectful/shitty/trashy parents like to use ADD/ADHD as a shield for why their rugrats are behavioral nightmares, and also why teachers aren't allowed to punish them uwu. This is why a lot of people believe those two disorders aren't real, because they correctly see that little Patty Jr. is just an undisciplined shithead, and not simply hyperactive. Fakers poison the pool. ADHD doesn't make you an asshole. Not saying that people don't get misdiagnosed with ADD/ADHD/ODD, but it's something that's easily faked, even if the kid isn't actively medicated for anything.

People who were diagnosed with ADD/ADHD are often able to cope with it better as adults, so they think they are cured (especially if they were only a mild case to begin with). But something tells me that Pat hasn't "beat" any diagnosis he's ever been given though. I guess Varsity Kyle never had anything like that since he was such a Chad in school. Pat does seem to have no problem devoting attention and "hyperactivity" to Xeeter, though!
 
Oh I agree, ADD/ADHD was an umbrella term for upper class white kids who for some reason or another couldn't get good grades. ADD/ADHD was stamped on everyone for many reasons completely unrelated to attention problems, things like children being lazy, refusing to do work, refusing to pay attention. It's almost like the exception to the rule were the kids who actually did have attention issues. I make fun of Patrick quite a bit but, in all seriousness he doesn't strike me as the ADD type in the least, he strikes me as the lazy/thinks he smarter than the teacher, "type". That would explain shit grades in school, that would explain dropping out of college. I'm sure he'll go on forever thinking he's not wrong, it's everyone else that is wrong, the whole world could learn a lesson from him the way he sees it.

I'm very surprised his "twitter identity" even acknowledged money changed. That must have been very hard for him to process let alone admit happened. Not surprised in the least he had to insist he payed attorneys!, no not Quasi, his attorneys! That surplus money from the interest accrued? No child, it never existed!
 
Im about the same age as patrick, and if he had actually been diagnosed as "ADHD" or prescribed Ritalin he'd know that back then it wasn't called "ADHD", it was called hyperactivity, and that in addition to being prescribed Ritalin most kids were also put on a sugar restricted diet. I dont think ADD/ADHD even came about as a term untill the 90s if I remember correctlt.

As to bloblinson's intelligence he's a gassed up midwit. Nothing more, nothing less. His real problem is his ego and utter inabillity to take an L. Well that and the fact, which I'm surprised no one else seems to notice, that he's a chunky monkey. Bit of a lardass actually. Who has massive floppy bichtits.
 
He has ADHD but he "beat it" because he's momma ravens special little boy
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He's actually not entirely wrong here.
I'm amazed.
The bit about being groomed to work in cubicles for shit wages is surprisingly accurate.
He can talk sense, apart from the "hacking ritalin" thing, and him having ADHD, which are his delusions, stalkers.
If he never sat still he wouldn't be so FAT.

Enjoy Wellbutrin.

You might lose some weight.
 
What is this on the SFWA website? Is he posting a short story about his own pro se filing or what? Maybe some member could share some details?
Why would any of us be part of SFWA to use their Forum? We're not pedophiles.
It's quite impressive. Knowing how he looks I would expect his gym score to lower it.
He used to be skinny according to his high school photo.
 
Pat really isn't retarded enough to start libelling a Federal Judge and his family on Xitter is he?

He already did! He retweeted that crap the street-shitter Jackie Singh posted which said Quasi was [forgot the name] and named his father as a Federal Judge. If memory serves, retweeting or repeating defamation puts you on the hook too. I hope they both tear him a new one in legal proceedings.

Also, how retarded is his “wrong child, I didn’t pay Quasi I paid his lawyers”. If I run up a massive bill and someone pays it for me, they are basically paying me. Maybe someone should ask him whether (by his logic) Trump’s Stormy Daniels payout case should be dropped immediately b/c Trump is only alleged to have paid a lawyer who then paid another lawyer. He never paid Daniels, right Piggy?
 
He already did! He retweeted that crap the street-shitter Jackie Singh posted which said Quasi was [forgot the name] and named his father as a Federal Judge. If memory serves, retweeting or repeating defamation puts you on the hook too. I hope they both tear him a new one in legal proceedings.

Also, how retarded is his “wrong child, I didn’t pay Quasi I paid his lawyers”. If I run up a massive bill and someone pays it for me, they are basically paying me. Maybe someone should ask him whether (by his logic) Trump’s Stormy Daniels payout case should be dropped immediately b/c Trump is only alleged to have paid a lawyer who then paid another lawyer. He never paid Daniels, right Piggy?
I knew that would be his cope. The hilarious thing is his own stubbornness in taking so long to pay means that he's actually paid both Quasi's lawyers and Quasi himself. If he'd just paid it straight away, then yes child, Quasi's lawyers would have been paid, not Quasi, but considering Quasi paid his lawyers months ago, the interest that's been accruing on the legal fees goes straight into Quasis pockets, so no child, in reality Quasi basically made 9 grand from Patrick being a retard and letting the interest build up when he was always going to have to pay it at some point.

Even his technicality cope has been sabotaged by his own petulance.

I really hope the Poo talks Pat into going all in and either suing or getting himself sued by Gibney and/or his Dad, that will be the best arc yet. Reading Jackie's history as a troll and knowing her username was "Piggy Tomlinson" and seeing the potential legal shit her bad info could get Pat into makes me seriously wonder if she isn't doing some fucked up Idea Guys style GayOp on Pat with the intention of getting him to fuck up his life even more for shits and giggles.
Piggy Tomlinsons advice has already got Patrick libeling Federal Judges and random assholes on public forums and legal filings, with zero evidence to back any of his accusations up.
Gibney may just think it's not worth suing a crazy person like Pat, but if Pat is dumb enough to sue on the basis of Jackie's none existent evidence, he's gonna get countersued and end up not just having to foot more legal fees, but potentially damages too.
Accusing Gibney of being Quasi is one thing, it would be hard to prove any actual damages from the ramblings of a crazy person who spends all day calling confused questioners on Xitter stalker children, but accusing a Federal Judge of interfering in a civil case on behalf of his family is easily provable damge to his reputation.
Pat has a remarkable talent for punching himself in the balls, its really quite impressive.
 
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This particular exchange tickled me the most, we also get a fabled double child, child.

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Sometimes I really can't believe that Fatrick chooses to live his life this way. Spending all this energy arguing with people online would be absurd, but it's all he has going for him in his pathetic life.
I've described Pat to people I know in real life and online who don't really do lolcow watching, and none of them believe Pat is real until the evidence overwhelms them.

On either the last MATI or the one before that, Null commented how he's surprised Pat isn't dead by now due to his alleged mental illness making him walk directly into traffic or something, and I have heard that type of comment multiple times after introducing someone to Pat.
 
I've described Pat to people I know in real life and online who don't really do lolcow watching, and none of them believe Pat is real until the evidence overwhelms them.

On either the last MATI or the one before that, Null commented how he's surprised Pat isn't dead by now due to his alleged mental illness making him walk directly into traffic or something, and I have heard that type of comment multiple times after introducing someone to Pat.

I think the most surprising really is that he hasn’t fucked with the wrong person in real life.

While of course I know the US doesn’t have daily murders over petty arguments about parking spaces or treading on someone’s foot, Fatrick has even been caught on video childing grown men who were alleged to be linked to white power groups.

If he says that kind of shit to people in real life, then sooner or later someone will lamp the fat cunt.
If he then responds with the kind of stupid move like opening his jacket to reveal his Glock in a shoulder holster, I wouldn’t be surprised if a properly dangerous person just draws and fires on him.

Especially a black gentleman politely inquiring as to where his toddler has wandered off too.
 
I think the most surprising really is that he hasn’t fucked with the wrong person in real life.

While of course I know the US doesn’t have daily murders over petty arguments about parking spaces or treading on someone’s foot, Fatrick has even been caught on video childing grown men who were alleged to be linked to white power groups.

If he says that kind of shit to people in real life, then sooner or later someone will lamp the fat cunt.
If he then responds with the kind of stupid move like opening his jacket to reveal his Glock in a shoulder holster, I wouldn’t be surprised if a properly dangerous person just draws and fires on him.

Especially a black gentleman politely inquiring as to where his toddler has wandered off too.
You don't have time to shit talk people face to face when you spend all your time at home drinking while you tweet or at the bar down the street tweeting while you drink alone.
 
If Patrick listened to any advice, ever, instead of shouting "NOooOooOOOOoo CHILD!" at it, here's what I'd tell him:

"Get the fuck off Twitter. Nothing good in your life has come from it. Set it to protected so you only talk to friends, families and fellow authors, or hire a social media manager to use it, but get the fuck off it. It makes you angry and miserable, you spend all day arguing, looking at that makes you angry, and it got you into an absurd situation that ended up costing you $30k. This site has never given you anything but misery and a giant hole in your wallet. Get off and stay off, before you lose everything."

This is purely hypothetical, because Patrick doesn't need your advice, child. You don't understand anything. No no! This isn't a conversation! Patrick knows everything and you know nothing, little infant!
 
You don't have time to shit talk people face to face when you spend all your time at home drinking while you tweet or at the bar down the street tweeting while you drink alone.

Yes, however talking as a former bartender, I have seen many a lonely barfly regular who thinks their frequent presence entitles them to be rude to other customers.

All it takes is a “Get off my stool stalker child!”, to an unamused out of state fellow who cares little for twitter, fat men or some random bar he has stopped in for a drink while in town.

Or even just another regular who normally gives Fatrick a wide berth, not just out of necessity due to his girth, but because he can’t stand Fatrick’s oinks or self satisfied chortles at his phone or craptop.

I doubt the bartenders would “see” it if someone gave the piggy chops a quick slap and offered him to step outside.
 
Yes, however talking as a former bartender, I have seen many a lonely barfly regular who thinks their frequent presence entitles them to be rude to other customers.

All it takes is a “Get off my stool stalker child!”, to an unamused out of state fellow who cares little for twitter, fat men or some random bar he has stopped in for a drink while in town.

Or even just another regular who normally gives Fatrick a wide berth, not just out of necessity due to his girth, but because he can’t stand Fatrick’s oinks or self satisfied chortles at his phone or craptop.

I doubt the bartenders would “see” it if someone gave the piggy chops a quick slap and offered him to step outside.
I did my time as a bartender too. Regulars would probably tolerate someone like a piggy for a few nights before asking him why he was taking up space at the bar. I would have also asked him to move to outside.
 
Looking at tweet history beginning in May 2022 (Twitter's rate limiting for scraping is annoying) there is a significant peak of enjoy, prison, and stalker that occurred during May 2023. Child distribution is greater than statistical noise but at the bottom of the top 15 Rickisms.
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Top 15 for reference.

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This data is based on the previous 31,000 tweets/replies with enjoy, prison, and stalker occurring only the the replies dataset.

I was curious if there was a reason he was so pooper peeved in May and I had completely forgotten that the 2nd was when Mark Pellegrino called him a "powder puff" and a child. He also had the debtors exam at the end of April.
That's why Pat is the best cow, both of those events would be outside of the norm for any other person, but I haven't even made it past the first week of May's worth of tweets.
 
I did my time as a bartender too. Regulars would probably tolerate someone like a piggy for a few nights before asking him why he was taking up space at the bar. I would have also asked him to move to outside.

That’s not really the done thing where I have bartended.
It’s acceptable to drink by the bar, even at busy periods.
Most not retarded people move if it’s too busy though.

I have no idea if this is the case with Fatrick, but an occasional annoyance for we bartenders was when a barfly regular was a friend of an owner or manager.

Sometimes they would be a pre existing friend and therefore think they were also an owner/manager by proxy, but sometimes they were just liked because they did spend a lot of money there.

While it’s a generally accepted belief that Fatrick is an unlikable character and has no in real life friends, it’s possible that someone key at hooligans does or did actually like him.

Again, referencing bar experience, I have met people who were easily as contemptible as Fatrick, but still seemed to have a friend or two.
Sometimes not just the same kind of awful character.
A bit like when people have a terrible sibling that won’t stay out of trouble, but they always help them out.
 
He has ADHD but he "beat it" because he's momma ravens special little boy
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God I love when Pat tries to act authoritatively on subjects that take years to study. Even if you think that he's merely relaying a personal experience, it's a retarded one that reads like a 5 year olds bathtub cure for cancer. It seems like Fat's "hack" was to take his Ritalin every four hours when, normally, it's prescribed to be taken every 8 or 12hrs. Fucking brilliant. And I believe that more so since his doctor switched him to bupropion (which is NOT a longer acting Ritalin, rather it's an SNRI which is a completely different drug normally prescribed for anxiety, although it can be written for ADHD).
 
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