Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Manul Otocolobus]

An attempt to infer Pat's IQ score from his GPA.

1. GPA scores are correlated with IQ scores;
2. The literature reports a range of correlation coefficients (r), and the median of the reports is around 0.5;
3. A correlation coefficient of 0.5 is described as "moderately positive";
4. We know Patrick's GPA score, namely, 1.7;
5. The mean GPA in the USA, from recent reports, is 3.0, with a standard deviation (SD) of 0.4;
6. The non-Hispanic white mean IQ is 100, with an SD of 15. Also, the mean IQ of those whose highest level of schooling is high school is 100;
7. A GPA of 1.7 is 3.25 SDs below the average;
8. r x SD_y = SD_x (SD_y is the number of SDs of GPA above/below the mean, SD_x is the number of SDs of IQ above/below the mean);
9. 0.5 x (-3.25) = -1.625, i.e., Pat's IQ score would be 1.625 SDs below the mean;
10. Pat's IQ = 100 + (-1.625 x 15) = 100 - 24.375 = 75.625 ≈ 76
11. An IQ of 76 is categorized as "borderline (retarded)".

This isn't an exact figure; it is approximately 76 because:

• r is 0.5; and
• for any given GPA, there will be a cluster of IQ scores around 76, i.e., the standard error.

That notwithstanding, an IQ score in this low range does explain much about Pat's behavior documented in the current thread.

PS:- It would be useful if someone reviewed my logic and arithmetic. I think it's good because the result is not outlandish; it's in the range of the expected.

If you adjust is to the proper 1.66, is he enough standard deviations below average to classify as likely to have an IQ somewhere below the cutoff for retarded?

 

[Walrus and Carpenter 2.0]

So by looking at one’s success you can predict their IQ.

This doesn't work because it implies that all professional sportsball players are geniuses.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I've read the Battlefield Earth novel. Even Pat is a better writer than L Ron Hubbard.

On the other hand, Final Blackout was pretty good.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Looking at tweet history beginning in May 2022 (Twitter's rate limiting for scraping is annoying) there is a significant peak of enjoy, prison, and stalker that occurred during May 2023. Child distribution is greater that statistical noise but at the bottom of the top 15 Rickisms.
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Top 15 for reference.

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This data is based on the previous 31,000 tweets/replies with enjoy, prison, and stalker occurring only the the replies dataset.

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Apologies if late, but going through Fatso’s many Tweet replies, the mystery of his cope regarding paying Quasi has been solved:

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“No stalker child, I did not pay Quasi $32,709.80, I paid his lawyers $32,709.80! Enjoy prison”.

Tweet: https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1698021105540231439?s=46&t=9EjtKSHaXHp5Xv1c2HANrw

Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/2023090...021105540231439?s=46&t=9EjtKSHaXHp5Xv1c2HANrw

Called it.

I knew that was his stupid fucking cope.
I did not pay Quasi child, I paid his lawyers.
As if it's any less humiliating to pay the lawyers of your abusers when he was adamant he was never going to pay a penny to anyone.
He's doing the smug technicality Tomlinson cope but you just know he's seething and crying into his pillow when he wakes up at 3am, unable to sleep because he's seething about the utter humiliation he experienced.

Answering a 4 day backlog of Patposters laughing at his surrender to the stalkers.
Having to grovel and pay and pay (still more to come remember) Quasis legal fees
Completely buckbroken.
Begging for a strong man to escort him back to the Rustang because he was afraid of Dan.
Completely Bitchmade.

 

[Uncle Buck]

"I'm not a little guy and I know how to handle myself."

Nigga you got another man to walk you to your car at court because you were scared of Dan Mullen. You're a fucking coward

What a sad commentary; can you imagine being afraid of Dan Mullen?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Patrick is a certified retard. He's consistently shown that he's barely literate.

Eclectic (meant ecliptic)
Tangenially (meant tangentially)
Tactic (meant tacit)
Perchance (meant penchant)
Mecha (meant mecca)
Pecks (meant pecs)
Lede actor (lol)
1-2-1 (again lol)
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Also he couldn't spell Ebenezer despite writing an entire book about him. He's not just fat. He's DUMB.

Child (meant anyone less obese than him)
Enjoy prison (meant to project his ultimate sexual fantasy)
Not fat by any medical standard, atalker (meant HOLY FUCKING CHRIST IS HE FAAAAAAAAAAT)

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Apologies if late, but going through Fatso’s many Tweet replies, the mystery of his cope regarding paying Quasi has been solved:

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“No stalker child, I did not pay Quasi $32,709.80, I paid his lawyers $32,709.80! Enjoy prison”.

Tweet: https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1698021105540231439?s=46&t=9EjtKSHaXHp5Xv1c2HANrw

Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/2023090...021105540231439?s=46&t=9EjtKSHaXHp5Xv1c2HANrw

now what's really amusing here is that this cope might have had some bite to it.... if pat had paid upfront instead of dragging it all on for a few years. Quasi already paid the lawyers which was about ~20k or so, Pat paying the ~32k is the interest that accumulated in the meantime so he not only paid quasi's lawyers but a little something extra for quasi himself.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Apologies if late, but going through Fatso’s many Tweet replies, the mystery of his cope regarding paying Quasi has been solved:

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“No stalker child, I did not pay Quasi $32,709.80, I paid his lawyers $32,709.80! Enjoy prison”.

Tweet: https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1698021105540231439?s=46&t=9EjtKSHaXHp5Xv1c2HANrw

Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/2023090...021105540231439?s=46&t=9EjtKSHaXHp5Xv1c2HANrw

That is the second time he threatened Quasi since he paid.
I think it is certain now. The retard wants to sue again. But NOW not John Doe, he got the true and honest name from Jackie after all.
This fucker will sue this random asshole with a federal judge as a father, because some curry bitch told him that he is Quasi.
I take it all back.
This man is not of average intelligence. Calling him dumb as a stone would be an insult to stones.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I think it is certain now. The retard wants to sue again. But NOW not John Doe, he got the true and honest name from Jackie after all.

Oh PLEASE YES go after Gibney and his federal judge lawyer papa based on the schizo ramblings of a BPD pajeet woman too retarded for the biden administration.

I don't want to believe anyone is that stupid and short sighted but after reading that 27 page legal doc I think pat will step up to the plate short of some family members or the SFWA tard wrangling him. (would SFWA bother to tard wrangle someone who hasn't written anything in years?)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Apologies if late, but going through Fatso’s many Tweet replies, the mystery of his cope regarding paying Quasi has been solved:

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“No stalker child, I did not pay Quasi $32,709.80, I paid his lawyers $32,709.80! Enjoy prison”.

Tweet: https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1698021105540231439?s=46&t=9EjtKSHaXHp5Xv1c2HANrw

Archive: https://web.archive.org/web/2023090...021105540231439?s=46&t=9EjtKSHaXHp5Xv1c2HANrw

And now we reach the coping stage of grief. Will Pat buck the norm and not make it to acceptance?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Lol if Pat tries to sue this rando and accuses his Federal Judge Dad of Judicial Corruption we're gonna get the funniest arc yet, it'll make the Pay Quasi storyline look like the pilot to the most retarded court room comedy since the OJ Trial.
We can't be that lucky can we, stalkers?
Pat really isn't retarded enough to start libelling a Federal Judge and his family on Xitter is he?

He's going to do it isn't he? He's really thinking about going all in, even after he just got his ass reamed and totally destroying the rest of his life on the word of a street shitting troll who's username was "Piggy Tomlinson"?


The Chaos Gods have sure got a sense of humor.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

And now we reach the coping stage of grief. Will Pat buck the norm and not make it to acceptance?

He will not, that would imply that he did something wrong. He's gonna chug himself on pork food right now to cope the grief of losing so much money and getting more fatter and angrier. The Fatty Fatrick cycle, as I like to call it.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Not sure how anyone can unironically say that Patrick is above average intelligence. He's not Forrest Gump level of retarded but he is average at best.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

A short selection of Fatrick's funnier recent Xitter posts. I feel sorry for people that encounter him in the wild.



This particular exchange tickled me the most, we also get a fabled double child, child.




Sometimes I really can't believe that Fatrick chooses to live his life this way. Spending all this energy arguing with people online would be absurd, but it's all he has going for him in his pathetic life.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Not sure how anyone can unironically say that Patrick is above average intelligence. He's not Forrest Gump level of retarded but he is average at best.

Forest Gump was actually a pretty shrewd businessman and a fucking war hero.
I don't think Forest would be stupid enough to get himself into the shit Patrick does with his mouth.

Stupid is as stupid does, stalker.
Enjoy prison.


Child.

 

[blah]

What is this on the SFWA website? Is he posting a short story about his own pro se filing or what? Maybe some member could share some details?

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

What a sad commentary; can you imagine being afraid of Dan Mullen?

I have to admit I'm intimidated by his raw sink count.

 

[FinnSven]

Forest Gump was actually a pretty shrewd businessman and a fucking war hero.
I don't think Forest would be stupid enough to get himself into the shit Patrick does with his mouth.

Stupid is as stupid does, stalker.
Enjoy prison.


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Plus Fatrick would have waddled away leaving Lieutenant Dan to die.

 

[An automatic clown]

While it’s true that you can have a high IQ and a low GPA, that’s usually due to either learning disabilities (ADHD, Autism) or cultural issues (an unsuccessful family punishing a successful child). As far as I’m aware, Pat has never claimed to have a learning disability or a bad home life

He has ADHD but he "beat it" because he's momma ravens special little boy



And he "hacked" his ADHD meds

 

[FinnSven]

He has ADHD but he "beat it" because he's momma ravens special little boy
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And he "hacked" his ADHD meds
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He sounds drunk and burbling.

Maybe he huffed glue instead of taking Ritalin?