Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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An attempt to infer Pat's IQ score from his GPA.

  1. GPA scores are correlated with IQ scores;
  2. The literature reports a range of correlation coefficients (r), and the median of the reports is around 0.5;
  3. A correlation coefficient of 0.5 is described as "moderately positive";
  4. We know Patrick's GPA score, namely, 1.7;
  5. The mean GPA in the USA, from recent reports, is 3.0, with a standard deviation (SD) of 0.4;
  6. The non-Hispanic white mean IQ is 100, with an SD of 15. Also, the mean IQ of those whose highest level of schooling is high school is 100;
  7. A GPA of 1.7 is 3.25 SDs below the average;
  8. r x SD_y = SD_x (SD_y is the number of SDs of GPA above/below the mean, SD_x is the number of SDs of IQ above/below the mean);
  9. 0.5 x (-3.25) = -1.625, i.e., Pat's IQ score would be 1.625 SDs below the mean;
  10. Pat's IQ = 100 + (-1.625 x 15) = 100 - 24.375 = 75.625 ≈ 76
  11. An IQ of 76 is categorized as "borderline (retarded)".

This isn't an exact figure; it is approximately 76 because:
  • r is 0.5; and
  • for any given GPA, there will be a cluster of IQ scores around 76, i.e., the standard error.

That notwithstanding, an IQ score in this low range does explain much about Pat's behavior documented in the current thread.

PS:- It would be useful if someone reviewed my logic and arithmetic. I think it's good because the result is not outlandish; it's in the range of the expected.
My criticism: we’ve undergone grade inflation in the past several years so to use the current GPA average as a baseline is inappropriate. I would figure out what the average GPA was when he graduated and account for it by using that.
 
you listen to Ralph under his stereotypical “good old boys” accent, he really has that giveaway drawl of a dumbo.
Hey not everybody with a "good ol' boy" accent is dumb, ya'll proliferating some damn Yankee slander there, boah.
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It's arguable wether Ralph is even a good ol' boy to begin with, the Ralphs are a family of carpetbaggers that fought for the Union, although I guess they've lived South of the Mason Dixon for long enough by now. Southern is a state of mind anyway.

I don't think Pat is that low iQ or dumb in the sense of retarded, he's articulate and sounds intelligent enough in interviews, Pats problem I think is more something Richard Spencer said to Sargon "your problem is you are just not as intelligent as you think you are, and thats a hard place to be." Pats not a retard, but he like all narcissists he has a vastly inflated opinion of himself, to Pat, Patrick is always the most intelligent person in the room. If he was at dinner with Nikola Tesla, Stephen Hawking, and Eratosthenes, Pat would likely still be a condescending prick and do that bullshit he does if any of them dared to contradict him, no matter what subject is currently being discussed, Pat is the expert, no matter what situation he finds himself in, Pat has the high ground, and thats the worst thing about people like Pat, he's so convinced of his own intelligence and his own superiority he has neither the inclination nor the will to learn. If he was as smart as he thinks he is it would still be a problem, because everyone can benefit by learning and improving, but Pat is below average at best, which makes his arrogance and unseemly condescension even more of a handicap for him.

TLDR - Pat is handicapped, not retarded.
 
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Archive that shit, my man.

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If people were hunting him and his family for sport they would all be dead. In reality he just has people pointing and laughing at the fat retard. If he could spend the time he spends on X for something more worthwhile like selling his pepperoni he could the worlds best Pepperoni Salesman. "4 Star, child!"

My criticism: we’ve undergone grade inflation in the past several years so to use the current GPA average as a baseline is inappropriate. I would figure out what the average GPA was when he graduated and account for it by using that.
Around his time the average for a male was around 2.9. Some places say 3.0.
 
To compare again to Ethan Ralph, if you listen to Ralph under his stereotypical “good old boys” accent, he really has that giveaway drawl of a dumbo.
I might argue that sober 2018 ethan ralph had a slightly higher INT stat than fatrick on his best day. Putting voice or vocab aside 2018 sober ralph at least had some level of grounding in reality and ability to abstract and go a little deeper than the surface. Patrick lacks any and all of that I think.
 
your problem is you are just not as intelligent as you think you are, and thats a hard place to be."
I think this nails him perfectly. It takes a certain amount of intelligence (I guess a combination of IQ/EQ) to admit you’re wrong, of which pat is incapable. I think by nature of being emotionally stunted, he makes himself look and sound a lot stupider than he is.
 
That doesn't mean that school losers have to be low-IQ however. Very High IQ individuals are school-losers reasonably often, because the system was not designed for them.
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My highly professional diagnosis is therefore that Patrick has average Intelligence, maybe slightly above average
I disagree. I think he’s a stepped down version of an autistic savant who has middling skills at writing and sci-fi, but beneath average skills in everything else.

While it’s true that you can have a high IQ and a low GPA, that’s usually due to either learning disabilities (ADHD, Autism) or cultural issues (an unsuccessful family punishing a successful child). As far as I’m aware, Pat has never claimed to have a learning disability or a bad home life.

Outside of an academic environment, I think the biggest predictor of IQ is success. I mean, I think it’s the other way around - IQ is designed to be a predictor of success. So by looking at one’s success you can predict their IQ.

I don’t think anyone would argue that Pat is successful by any metrics. He’s an author who has published mediocre books which have had poor sales, he fails in regular routine tasks (like building a fence), and he’s one of the most mocked people online of all time. Hell, the last one could be a positive if he could monetize it like Chris Chan or Nicocado, but he has failed utterly to do this.

He also completely fails to be able to understand things which he has a vested interest in understanding. Like his legal brief reads like it was written by a literal child who has no understanding of the law or court procedures. He has been engrossed in the legal system for years at this point. He has valid claims and avenues for relief. But he completely fails to present anything close to a coherent argument. In no universe did his final brief have a chance to help him or do anything but embarrassing him… but he still insisted on submitting it and making it public record.

Point being, I think he’s really just that retarded. There is no deeper character behind Patrick. You can either read his life as some super genius and perform a ton of mental gymnastics to rationalize all his failures… or you can just look at his past and say “holy shit, these are the actions of a retard”
 
PS:- It would be useful if someone reviewed my logic and arithmetic. I think it's good because the result is not outlandish; it's in the range of the expected.
As others mentioned I think your math checks out. I’d love to get a robust data set for GPAs and IQs (tens of thousands of data points at least) for when he was in school to see what a linear regression would predict his IQ to be.
My highly professional diagnosis is therefore that Patrick has average Intelligence, maybe slightly above average.
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Lol. Lmao, even.
 
Looking at tweet history beginning in May 2022 (Twitter's rate limiting for scraping is annoying) there is a significant peak of enjoy, prison, and stalker that occurred during May 2023. Child distribution is greater than statistical noise but at the bottom of the top 15 Rickisms.
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Top 15 for reference.

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This data is based on the previous 31,000 tweets/replies with enjoy, prison, and stalker occurring only the the replies dataset.
 
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Pats not a retard, but he like all narcissists he has a vastly inflated opinion of himself, to Pat, Patrick is always the most intelligent person in the room.
I respectfully disagree. I am not much of a snob, but Pat would be the dumbest person in any room I'd willingly be in, including rooms full of working class people and hicks. He would be recognized as such and considered an absolute joke.

He is a laughable lolcow in every room he appears in. He is of sub-normal IQ, which makes his pretense of being some sort of intellectual hilarious. This dude had a 1.7 GPA. That is pure retard territory. That is let's just eject this retard into society without educating him to boost our stats territory.

This man is seriously dumb. And fat, of course.
 
Looking at tweet history beginning in May 2022 (Twitter's rate limiting for scraping is annoying) there is a significant peak of enjoy, prison, and stalker that occurred during May 2023. Child distribution is greater that statistical noise but at the bottom of the top 15 Rickisms.
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Top 15 for reference.

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This data is based on the previous 31,000 tweets/replies with enjoy, prison, and stalker occurring only the the replies dataset.
are you able to get some info on his followers? i’ve been meaning to do something like this to see how active his followers are, because i really have a hard time believing 50k people actually choose to follow his account.
 
Patrick is a certified retard. He's consistently shown that he's barely literate.

Eclectic (meant ecliptic)
Tangenially (meant tangentially)
Tactic (meant tacit)
Perchance (meant penchant)
Mecha (meant mecca)
Pecks (meant pecs)
Lede actor (lol)
1-2-1 (again lol)
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Also he couldn't spell Ebenezer despite writing an entire book about him. He's not just fat. He's DUMB.
 
are you able to get some info on his followers? i’ve been meaning to do something like this to see how active his followers are, because i really have a hard time believing 50k people actually choose to follow his account.
Only about a third of tweets/replies have any engagement and the ones that do only get engagement from an average of 2.3% of viewers based on the data I am working with.
 
Is there any chance that his law firm covered the bill? Like, having your client go to jail for contempt for not paying his troll's legal fees is a really bad look especially if you brand yourself as a "Victim's Rights Law Firm".
He could have signed an agreement with the firm releasing all potential claims in consideration for some amount of money. I doubt that actually happened, but I guess it's possible.
 
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Apologies if late, but going through Fatso’s many Tweet replies, the mystery of his cope regarding paying Quasi has been solved:

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“No stalker child, I did not pay Quasi $32,709.80, I paid his lawyers $32,709.80! Enjoy prison”.

Link to the Tweet (can’t archive atm): https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1698021105540231439?s=46&t=9EjtKSHaXHp5Xv1c2HANrw
Damn, I guess that settles whether it's Technicality Tomlinson or Delusional Denial Tomlinson, as one poster wondered earlier in the thread. He's all in on Technicality Tomlinson.
 
Apologies if late, but going through Fatso’s many Tweet replies, the mystery of his cope regarding paying Quasi has been solved:

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“No stalker child, I did not pay Quasi $32,709.80, I paid his lawyers $32,709.80! Enjoy prison”.

Link to the Tweet (can’t archive atm): https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1698021105540231439?s=46&t=9EjtKSHaXHp5Xv1c2HANrw
What a dumb retard. Quasi was going to use that money to pay his lawyers, it's not like it was punitive damages awarded to him (although for all I know his lawyers might let him keep some interest as some sort of apology for not getting on this faggot quicker)

Who am I kidding trying to justify this to myself or Fatrick; if he got involved in gymnastics instead of mental gymnastics he probably wouldn't be in this position (F-A-T).

ETA: Technically he already paid his lawyers, and his lawyers handled it to pay Quasi to preserve anonymity I'm guessing. Regardless Technicality Tomlinson in full fucking force
 
Doesn’t that 1.7 include his gym scores? I may be misremembering but I thought if you took out gym his GPA was 1.2… Correct me if I’m wrong, but if I’m right, shouldn’t gym scores be excluded, or do they actually correlate with IQ?

His non-Phys Ed adjusted GPA is 1.66. A perfect C-, the absolute bare minimum, down to a 1/100 of a point, to graduate HS in Wisconsin at that time.

Here is from my previous post where I did a sub-analysis of his grades:

His science GPA was 1.168, almost exactly between a D and a D+

His English GPA was 2.001, essentially a perfectly flat C.

A flat "C" is considered the absolute minimum for "average" comprehension of a subject. The "Average" American is a wonderful standard to use as a benchmark...

So, at best, his overall comprehension of high school subjects was slightly below that of an average American graduating high school in 1998 at an overall C-. In most jurisdictions in the US a C- is the absolute minimum grade required to graduate.

His overall comprehension of science would be considered solidly below average compared to the average American at an overall science GPA of 1.168 (D/D+).

His comprehension of English would be considered average compared to the average American at an overall English GPA of 2.001 (C).

I would advise anyone to dismiss absolutely anything he has to say about any subject in science without an actual citation from a reputable source, with that source evaluated to determine if it indeed says what he thinks it says. His understanding of science, as shown by his HS transcript, is rather pathetic, even compared to the "Average" American, which is a sad standard to start with.
 
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Patrick is a certified retard. He's consistently shown that he's barely literate.

Eclectic (meant ecliptic)
Tangenially (meant tangentially)
Tactic (meant tacit)
Perchance (meant penchant)
Mecha (meant mecca)
Pecks (meant pecs)
Lede actor (lol)
1-2-1 (again lol)
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Also he couldn't spell Ebenezer despite writing an entire book about him. He's not just fat. He's DUMB.
"I'm not a little guy and I know how to handle myself."

Nigga you got another man to walk you to your car at court because you were scared of Dan Mullen. You're a fucking coward 🤣🤣
 
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