Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 292 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,176 96.1%

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I guess I'm perhaps part of the problem here but-
I watch Danny, Kurtis, and Penguin0(Charlie) and he's the WORST commentary guy because he adds nothing more than a hot take and some 'olden time' jargon for shits and giggles.

Danny and Kurtis actually put effort and talent into their videos. They're also much more funny and affable than Charlie.

Ironically I hate the politics of Danny and Kurtis the most. But it ISN'T supposed to be about that.

Then again. A skin walker who calls vaginas barbie pouches and a grifting communist won. What was I expecting.

(Who gives a fuck about H3 lol).
 
What about interactions with blood pressure medication? I wouldn't be surprised if he's on something for that since he's out of shape.

Fat guys should not take blood pressure meds.. i know that sounds counter productive, but my buddy Vito Spatafore really struggled with, stuff after he started that shit


Yes, Ethan even called out his own dad on doing that live on his stream. Apparently his dad didn't realise that that shit is public on Twitter. I guess lusting after barely legal girls is a Klein family trait.


what the fuck is wrong with him? id never do that to my father on the internet, that just shows his low moral character
 
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Ethan's dog, Shredder has sadly passed away. If this was anyone else's animal, I'd feel sorry for them but since it's Ethan... I don't feel bad for ethan, but sad to see the pupper go. (L/A)

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Ethan's dog, Shredder has sadly passed away. If this was anyone else's animal, I'd feel sorry for them but since it's Ethan... I don't feel bad for ethan, but sad to see the pupper go. (L/A)

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Someone needs to shop in pictures of their dog onto the palestinian children in the Hila Klein animation.
 
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Ethan's dog, Shredder has sadly passed away. If this was anyone else's animal, I'd feel sorry for them but since it's Ethan... I don't feel bad for ethan, but sad to see the pupper go. (L/A)

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Shredder was to Ethan and Hila the same way Patti was to Chris Chan. This doggo was too good to be owned by Ethan and Hila, and it would've been owned by someone else. But any rate, RIP Shredder.
 
Kinda boring. I mean nothing against the dog, it’s not its fault who it ended up with, but Ethan Klinefelter is a fat obnoxious piece of shit and this isn’t even enough of an event to be interesting. Your dog dying is something that happens to normal people
 
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Ethan's dog, Shredder has sadly passed away. If this was anyone else's animal, I'd feel sorry for them but since it's Ethan... I don't feel bad for ethan, but sad to see the pupper go. (L/A)

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I feel bad for the kids who just lost a pet. I assume the second one is still too young but Teddy's at the age where he'd understand that shit.
 
Ethan's dog, Shredder has sadly passed away.
Can't say I really care about this news. But I'm sure they'll put on a whole performance about it with ethan in a dog costume to drum up the "big sad" crowd.
Or this will just be a nothing burger.
Meh. RIP pupperino.
 
Ethan's dog, Shredder has sadly passed away. If this was anyone else's animal, I'd feel sorry for them but since it's Ethan... I don't feel bad for ethan, but sad to see the pupper go. (L/A)

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Rip lil faggot. I'm guessing Hila didn't take care of it given how much she hates her own children.
 
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Kinda boring. I mean nothing against the dog, it’s not its fault who it ended up with, but Ethan Klinefelter is a fat obnoxious piece of shit and this isn’t even enough of an event to be interesting. Your dog dying is something that happens to normal people
you may find it boring, but I feel for anyone who loses their animal. I've said in my OP that I don't personally care that it's Ethan but from my knowledge, Shredder was one of the OG animals Ethan owned.
Rip lil faggot. I'm guessing Hila didn't take care of it given how much she hates her own children.
the h3 podcast has stated that shredder was suffering from medical issues beforehand but haven't stated an official cause of death
 
you may find it boring, but I feel for anyone who loses their animal. I've said in my OP that I don't personally care that it's Ethan but from my knowledge, Shredder was one of the OG animals Ethan owned.
I’m going to have an aneurysm.

The Klinefelters are the people who have their kid a developmental disorder by taking shitty care of it. The dog probably died from neglect.
 
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The Klinefelters are the people who have their kid a developmental disorder by taking shitty care of it. The dog probably died from neglect.
maybe, but there hasn't been an official cause of death. it's okay if you don't like the kleins, i'm saying that a dog dying is sad, regardless of who's owning it
 
maybe, but there hasn't been an official cause of death. it's okay if you don't like the kleins, i'm saying that a dog dying is sad, regardless of who's owning it
I actively dislike Ethan Klein, yes, but I also am not the type of person who would spend the emotional resources of being overly sad if my own dog died, so I can’t extend that expense to the benefit of someone I dislike, for sure.

I grew up in a family were vet bills would’ve sunk us. I think all the cars my dad had while I was growing up were individually less expensive than a vet bill, so I’m just not attuned to that type of sympathy
 
I actively dislike Ethan Klein, yes, but I also am not the type of person who would spend the emotional resources of being overly sad if my own dog died, so I can’t extend that expense to the benefit of someone I dislike, for sure.
it's not spending emotional resources on a dead dog, it's more of "if you have some type of emotional connection to an animal you loved, you would understand that it's shitty". i mean, it's fine if you don't feel emotion towards things like that. not everyone has the same emotional reaction to certain situations. i can see where you are coming from, but to say someone shouldn't feel bad for a dog dying is a bit ridiculous.
I grew up in a family were vet bills would’ve sunk us. I think all the cars my dad had while I was growing up were individually less expensive than a vet bill, so I’m just not attuned to that type of sympathy
you don't have to powerlevel, i get it. i'm not mad that you don't care, i'm just saying some people care about certain things while others may not
 
it's not spending emotional resources on a dead dog, it's more of "if you have some type of emotional connection to an animal you loved, you would understand that it's shitty". i mean, it's fine if you don't feel emotion towards things like that. not everyone has the same emotional reaction to certain situations. i can see where you are coming from, but to say someone shouldn't feel bad for a dog dying is a bit ridiculous.

you don't have to powerlevel, i get it. i'm not mad that you don't care, i'm just saying some people care about certain things while others may not
It IS about spending emotional resources. You absolutely can make a decision whether to indulge in getting mad about things or sad about things. Like sure, we’re not all born with that kind of control, but you learn it or you don’t keep jobs long term, your relationships don’t last, etc.

Feeling things expends actual, physical neurotransmitting chemicals that your nervous system stores. If you go dumping your dopamine, seratonin, epinephrine etc, that exerts pressure against your buoyancy.

“Powerleveling” applies to a) risking self dox and/or b) trying to be cool. My intent was to provide context to why I don’t find it important to consider whether someone has recently lost a pet.
 
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