Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 292 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,176 96.1%

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It does suck for one to lose a pet. Yet, when I see pictures like this:

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I keep questioning if there are pets around people like this and are they being treated safely.
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Petition for his next dog to be a pitbull.
He can't even pick up after a tiny dog and probably didn't walk it enough. He'd never be able to pick up after a pitbull or get it enough exercise and stimulation. He can't handle any kind of dog. He should get an indoor animal like a cat, rat or hamter.
 
He can't even pick up after a tiny dog and probably didn't walk it enough. He'd never be able to pick up after a pitbull or get it enough exercise and stimulation. He can't handle any kind of dog. He should get an indoor animal like a cat, rat or hamter.
Who'd put a cat (not an indoor pet in the first place, they were historically bred for ratting farm grounds, letting them in is only a recent phenomenon and keeping them in is a bizarre American towny thing. ) or a rat through that? Hamsters can get fucked though.

If he didn't have small kids I'd definitely agree he should have a shitbull though.

So... a workplace shitbull or a pet rock?
 
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I thought they were mousers not ratters. Jack russels are ratters.
Cats also kill (smaller) rats, especially the young ones.

However another powerhouse of vermin hunting are domestic ferrets. Even in the middle ages it was viewed as a smart idea to feed cats daily so they had energy to hunt and kill, while ferrets are more of a "feed every so often and they'll massacre vermin" because they're voracious hunters who never get full.
 
Poor dog. As if it's not enough that these insufferable kikes breed and thus engage in child abuse, but inflicting their rancid existence on pets as well? These fucks can't stoop any lower.

I can all but guarantee you that none of them walks the dog, and they most certainly don't pick up after it. Training and raising the dog properly is out of the question as well, of course.
He only does because Hila bought it and got someone else to set it up, but if Ethan ever went outside he'd be surprised to see it there.

I guess I've consumed a little bit too much Norm MacDonald recently, since I kind of assumed everyone knows of his more famous jokes.
 
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Might see some sparks fly with Ethan and Hasan as Ethan wants a debate with Hasan on Communism vs Social Democracy. This may result in the two breaking away from each other, causing Hasan to become more isolated. Here is Destiny giving his reaction to Ethan on his post debate with his producer. Consider also that Ethan likes Destiny which if mentioned with rustle Hasan's jimmies, which might be another factor on whether or not they continue with their show.

 
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