Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It honestly impresses me how retarded he is. How many times has he shouted out Warren Jeffs at this point? I would say it's intentional, but knowing the boglim, he really is this stupid.
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
Cobes said something interesting recently, he said the wine burns his throat. I don't know shit about wine making, but he's only had it sitting for a little over a week + as someone else pointed out earlier his brew shouldn't be able to produce more than ~14% alcohol.

So what could possibly be in that sludge that would burn his throat? Does concentrated botulism sting?
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It definitely wouldn't even get higher than 4-6%. He is using instant rise baking yeast. Those little guys cannot survive for long in the same environment that brewing yeast like saccharomyces cerevisiae would.

Like you said, Im thinking his "wine" has either turned sour or become vinegar, and that is the "burn" he is tasting.
 
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Potion_Time said:

It honestly impresses me how retarded he is. How many times has he shouted out Warren Jeffs at this point? I would say it's intentional, but knowing the boglim, he really is this stupid.
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Bogs gonna bog, he truely is that regarded. Fuck sickos
>>>> Love the pfp that is by far one of favorite cobra moments, riding his dui cruiser in the hall TWU.
 
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He actually looks more presentable without the beard I always thought that thing was disgusting
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It's not difficult to reason why the beard is disgusting. Just like his wispy, failing hairline and his refusal to accept the hairloss, his beard is equally wispy and disgusting to look at, even if you don't know how unhygienic Cobes is.

Shaving off the beard and the long, thinning hair on his scalp would work wonder for his presentation. He'd stop looking like a homeless drug abuser and while he isn't the most handsome autist out there, it'd be a positive to his overall appearance.

Think back to when he was with Stephanie, he was relatively groomed and looked like a presentable adult. Now he just looks sticky and gross. Like a lollipop dropped onto the carpet that picks up every single piece of lint and shed hair.
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Honestly, the most decent he's ever looked was when he shaved his head and beard at the same time. Definitely presentable enough to attract a barfly or something along those lines.
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Exactly. He could actually attract another human being if he just *tried* to look presentable, he doesn't even need to stop being "goth". He needs a bath, a haircut and a shave. Literally all he has to do.
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
Cobes said something interesting recently, he said the wine burns his throat. I don't know shit about wine making, but he's only had it sitting for a little over a week + as someone else pointed out earlier his brew shouldn't be able to produce more than ~14% alcohol.

So what could possibly be in that sludge that would burn his throat? Does concentrated botulism sting?
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Hopefully the percentage of vinegar is low. I recently purchased some 30% cleaning vinegar to kill weeds and one drop for on my finger and gave me a chemical burn.
 
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Potion_Time said:
It honestly impresses me how retarded he is. How many times has he shouted out Warren Jeffs at this point? I would say it's intentional, but knowing the boglim, he really is this stupid.
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He had 6 failed and deleted vids shouting out Warren Jeff lmao. The 7th was the charm.

Thank Skygod for him shaving off that puke-filled beard

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Edit: I spoke too soon. He’s now on redoing the shout out vid for the 8th time, due to shouting out the nazi deathsquad Einsatzgruppen.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Something happened to the "wine"
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It looks way more like egg yolks or orange juice now. Guessing he dropped it or it exploded and he's trying again.
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It could be a bleaching of some of the organics due to acidity changes or increasing ethanol content. It's really hard to guess what's going on with the Wyoming swill, having never personally tried to make prison wine.
 
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Jizzrag said:
He had 6 failed and deleted vids shouting out Warren Jeff lmao. The 7th was the charm.

Thank Skygod for him shaving off that puke-filled beard

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Edit: I spoke too soon. He’s now on redoing the shout out vid for the 8th time, due to shouting out the nazi deathsquad Einsatzgruppen.
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I'm so used to seeing the boglim a put together Cobes would look shockingly human
 
He uploaded an hour long video where he tests his wine.
Says that he's been letting it ferment for nearly two weeks when I'm pretty sure it's only been one.

This is his face after taking one sip of the stuff:
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Edit: He says that he's going to let the prison wine age a little more and will only drink it as a back-up.
He nearly takes two minutes to drink the entire thing, he does not like the taste lmao.
This bottle is gonna bring out the ants lol

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He doubles down and drinks another glass of it. Then, he shows a 1/3 cup and says "Yeah, toobz. I used two of these 1/3 cups of sugar to put in my homemade wine."
Takes even longer to drink this second glass lmao.
 
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So he's become one of those drunks that can't even tell how many days pass anymore. Guess that's what happens when you do nothing all day. I'm willing to bet he'd only remember it's September because Halloween is next month.
 
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AbyssStarer said:
So he's become one of those drunks that can't even tell how many days pass anymore. Guess that's what happens when you do nothing all day. I'm willing to bet he'd only remember it's September because Halloween is next month.
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He mentioned in his last video that it is Halloween season. If it wasn't for smoking, he would never leave the hovel.
 
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