Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Yeah, I think he must have other expenses/loans on top of that. I know it’s not cheap like Thailand-cheap, but it’s definitely cheaper than America. Like when I looked up cost of living there, “family renr” is (on average) $768, which is pretty cheap, IMO.
if you make $180K/year, you can generally afford what you want unless you’re rich-person broke, like have a lot of loans and expenses, which, in Ralph’s case, he doesn’t really own anything significant, besides a car. so I’m thinking he must have a lot of debt/loans he’s paying off. or something! because he doesn’t strike me as someone who’d save his money.

Just checked the expenses holy shit this is dirt cheap

Mérida, Yucatán: One-bedroom, USD$360-$440; three-bedroom, USD$660-800

For a standard WiFi connection, you’ll pay USD$23-$29 per month depending on your provider. The cost of utilities for one person averages about USD$46-$56 per month

Shopping at local markets and cooking fresh meat and produce at home are great sources of enjoyment for many foreigners living in Mexico. You can expect to pay USD$1.03-$1.25 for a liter of milk, USD$1.53-$1.87 for a dozen eggs, and USD$5.17-$6.31 for a kilogram of chicken breast. Here are some costs of other grocery items you might want to pick up:

• Beef (1 kg): USD$8.18-10.00
• Wine: USD$4.44-$5.42
• Domestic Beer (.5L bottle): USD$1.11-$1.35
• Rice (1 kg): USD$.80-$.98
• Potatoes (1 kg): USD$.64-$.78

An inexpensive lunch out will set you back around USD$4-$6

A liter of gas will run you about USD$1.01-$1.23

360 +29+56 =445 $ this barely gets you a closet in the Western world in a roomshare.

Food since Ralph doesn't cook i will go with cheap take aways which is 6×3×30 = 540 $ per mont

Total around 1k lodgings and takeaway how the fuck this faggot is down bad? How broke are you Ralph?

 

[Pepper Jack]

Ralph’s poetry really just makes it obvious he’s an emotional and mentally stunted 8th grader

Ralph's poetic style is inspired by one of his biggest heroes: ODay Simpson

 

[LadiosSopp]

but she doesn't have a reasonably attractive female body, we already know this. She has the tits of AJ soprano and the body frame of a 15 year old boy. Plus in that embarrassing "movie" they released you can see her body in HD, she has terrible skin, giant pores, body acne, and doesn't shave her legs apparently. So nothing to worry about mate.
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Not to mention her level of greasyness suggests she doesn't bathe regularly. Fun fact to remind everyone, Digibro would not shower for weeks, and didn't brush his teeth months at a time and Meigh would let him go down on her frequently. She also had sex with Ralph for the first time in the back of a tiny car in 89F weather 2 hours after digitroon creampied her.

On top of that we've all seen the beach photo.

She's got the figure of a Wendigo.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I actually think he’s cut up about May and the hookers and drugs aren’t dulling the pain enough.

That may be true but he's only cut up about Meigh the same way he was cut up about all his previous partners.

He has to suffer the embarrassment of another failed relationship (and this time he was dumb enough to get married again).

He no longer has a live-in fuckmommy.

He's definitely back to a single source of income with dogshit credit. I know Meigh is a permaNEET but he kept trying to extort money from Harry so he thought daddy in law's cash injections were still a possibility.

He's created another avenue for people to laugh at him for being an absentee father.

The only time Ralph is upset is when something is adversely affecting Ralph. That's it.

 

[Elmo]

Yerp Ralph won’t find another freak like Meigh, an apparently bio woman willing to cater to his gross needs while asking almost zero in return. They were perfect for each other, but the downside turns out to be when you enable a massive sack of shit he has no reason to change his behavior.
If only there had been some warning signs.
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ETA if I could ask her just one question, it would be why didn’t she leave after this went down?

e-fame is a helluva drug. Also, that stream was horrifying to watch but in hindsight very very funny.

Taking bets for if the May nudes drop.
Hawt or not?
What if the man face is on a reasonably attractive female body?
How will we deal with this new paradigm?

We've already seen her tits, please no.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Regarding expenses, a large chunk of Ralph’s ‘income’ used to go towards gambling. Has he mentioned anything about that since he’s been in Mexico?

 

[Woodchipper]

I think thats what Grace Thorp was supposed to be, before Ralph vaporized both that bridge and the canyon it was meant to span.

I'm glad he did. The Thorps are low-tier clout chasers and legitimately worse than Ethan on his worst day. Once Ralph's done with them they'll fade away back to reeing at Discord nobodies

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I'm glad he did. The Thorps are clout chasers and legitimately worse than Ethan on his worst day. Once Ralph's done with them they'll fade away back to reeing at Discord nobodies

99% of “influencers” are clout chasers. Ralph is one, too, he just burned so many bridges that the path to clout chasing has become esoteric

 

[Rubber Plant]

Your Ralphawedding doesn't sound very Ralphamale at all tbh. How many Elvises did you have?

None unfortunately, had to settle for a guy in a kilt that kept flashing everyone.

 

[Um...]

if you make $180K/year, you can generally afford what you want

That was for one year, not every year (like someone with a real job.) Also was that before or after Cozy and Stripe took their cuts? Earlier this year he left his account open on a stream and it showed $40K for the year so far. That would go with his broke lifestyle so far this year- no more trips to Europe, gambling trips to Vegas/Atlantic city, no designer bling shopping sprees,can barely afford trips to Sacramento for supervised visits with Xander. No big events planned either, just that one sad event in Texas. Also no more child support payments for Pantsu, too broke for that too, plus he can barely afford to pay his rent. And that banged-up Nissan remains missing, either repo’d or he is unable to pay for whatever repairs it needs. It’s a way different lifestyle this year compared to 2022.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

$40K

that still a lot of money for living in mexico even if he makes this much a year and looses like 12 k to fees etc that 28 k around 2,3 k per month i did some math up there its like a 1k just for shitty apparment and takeaways . WHERE ARE THE MONEY RALPH?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

That was for one year, not every year (like someone with a real job.) Also was that before or after Cozy and Stripe took their cuts? Earlier this year he left his account open on a stream and it showed $40K for the year so far. That would go with his broke lifestyle so far this year- no more trips to Europe, gambling trips to Vegas/Atlantic city, no designer bling shopping sprees,can barely afford trips to Sacramento for supervised visits with Xander. No big events planned either, just that one sad event in Texas. Also no more child support payments for Pantsu, too broke for that too, plus he can barely afford to pay his rent. And that banged-up Nissan remains missing, either repo’d or he is unable to pay for whatever repairs it needs. It’s a way different lifestyle this year compared to 2022.

He's also 80+k in debt but the best part is, the ronnie crackshack that he owes multiple years taxes on that his family is trying to get from him so it doesn't get auctioned off is still rotting away. He could've invested the money he made in his good year into fixing it up and renting it out to the military. He wouldn't have to play landlord, the government deposits the rent in your account on time every month and it would've covered all of his living expenses in mexico + profit. Or he could've simply moved into it. I guess blowing all of your money on purses, narcotics, and gambling on bulgarian backgammon was more important.

 

[HeyU]

That was for one year, not every year (like someone with a real job.) Also was that before or after Cozy and Stripe took their cuts? Earlier this year he left his account open on a stream and it showed $40K for the year so far. That would go with his broke lifestyle so far this year- no more trips to Europe, gambling trips to Vegas/Atlantic city, no designer bling shopping sprees,can barely afford trips to Sacramento for supervised visits with Xander. No big events planned either, just that one sad event in Texas. Also no more child support payments for Pantsu, too broke for that too, plus he can barely afford to pay his rent. And that banged-up Nissan remains missing, either repo’d or he is unable to pay for whatever repairs it needs. It’s a way different lifestyle this year compared to 2022.

When this year did he leave his thing open and it showed $40K so far? If this was in, say, March, that’s pretty good, that means he’s on track to make $160K for the year (give or take $30K). Or even if this was in like, June, he’s still on track to make around $80K, which still isn’t bad, tho not nearly as good as $180K, obviously.
does he pay for the group home he put his brother in? Like is it a private facility? I can’t imagine Ralph ever being so selfless, actually, so nevermind, I’m sure whatever facility his brother resides, it’s state-run.
im not sure if the income was before or after stripe or cozy cut.
you’re right, tho, it seems like he actually lost money on the 2 events he threw this year. so maybe that’s why he acted so cheap.

 

[Um...]

He's also 80+k in debt but the best part is, the ronnie crackshack that he owes multiple years taxes on that his family is trying to get from him so it doesn't get auctioned off is still rotting away. He could've invested the money he made in his good year into fixing it up.

Have you seen the pics of the inside of that place? It’s trashed, mold everywhere, holes in the ceiling, piles of garbage, standing water in the yard, etc.

Or he could've simply moved into it. I guess blowing all of your money on purses, narcotics, and gambling on bulgarian backgammon was more important.

See above. that place is uninhabitable. It’s a teardown. The lot doesn’t look to be worth anything either, there’s a sewage canal running through the back of it. Plus, it’s in…West Memphis, Arkansas.

When this year did he leave his thing open and it showed $40K so far? If this was in, say, March, that’s pretty good, that means he’s on track to make $160K for the year (give or take $30K). Or even if this was in like, June, he’s still on track to make around $80K, which still isn’t bad, tho not nearly as good as $180K, obviously.

It was more like June. Income for this year on track to be less than half what it was in 2022. And his views and donations have been cratering recently. He’s broke.

 

[DumbDude43]

Mantsu also did this at their wedding ceremony. As if she hadn’t degraded herself enough by this point.
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It fits with that email. She’s a fucking freak with a broke brain.
Did any of you guys do that at your weddings? I didn’t.

what is going on here? is she literally kissing the ring?

that still a lot of money for living in mexico even if he makes this much a year and looses like 12 k to fees etc that 28 k around 2,3 k per month i did some math up there its like a 1k just for shitty apparment and takeaways . WHERE ARE THE MONEY RALPH?

beer wine tequila xanax
being an addict will eventually leave you broke no matter how cheap your life is otherwise

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

what is going on here? is she literally kissing the ring?

I have never in my life seen a woman kiss a man’s hand at a wedding. I have seen a groom kiss his bride’s hand as a romantic gesture.

Given Ralph’s high opinion of his pawpaw’s cheap pimp ring, I could see him demanding May kiss it to show subjugation.

I don’t think they even had wedding bands. Pantsu just wore the QVC “engagement” ring, no wedding band, and Ralph just had the pappy’s trucker bling ring rotting his finger. Bet it was fun getting that thing off and on for the Elvis ceremony.

 

[Fornicario]

Plus, it’s in…West Memphis, Arkansas.

Once again, Gunt misses a boatload of money. He could have turned it into a set during the West Memphis Three whoring on television. He could have had it torn down on someone else's dime. But, hindsight only works when you can remember what actually happened, instead of the chemically fried sequences he has.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

See above. that place is uninhabitable. It’s a teardown. The lot doesn’t look to be worth anything either, there’s a sewage canal running through the back of it. Plus, it’s in…West Memphis, Arkansas.

Yea but with the ~250k he made he could've easily tore it down and rebuilt it modestly. The neighbor's houses look perfectly inhabitable. Plus the location is why I recommend renting to the military. It's a good way to get passive income and west memphis is surrounded by army bases and small family/bachelor homes for military personnel will be in high demand. He could've easily fixed up the place and rented it out. And when you rent to military you don't have to worry about chasing people down for rent or finding new tenants, the gov pays it automatically and fills it with a new person when the old one leaves.

There's a reason his uncle wants it, because he also rents out properties. Plus he doesn't want it getting auctioned off by the state because Ralph refuses to pay the property tax. Which he still hasn't paid.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Double post, but cross posting for posterity since people are clipping again, thanks @GPrimacado
Apparently Meigh got fucked in the ass raw by a Mexican, which means my bet that she wouldn't leave Ralph until she hopped to another dick remains true.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

I originally posted it here lol. But I decided it best for main thread.