Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[assigned Karen at birth]

So she's a woman but her pronouns are they/them?

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mfw you tell me "your pronouns"

 

[Jon Osterman]

Not a single fucking time in all the years I worked there.

Funny, that.

It's almost as if humans have evolved to be exceptionally talented at recognizing patterns, especially humans features to the point where we sometimes think there are faces where there aren't. Troons are fighting against the innate human ability to analyze every minute detail of someone's face when they try to pass as the opposite sex, and so naturally most of them will fail and the tiny few only barely succeed. Like this isn't even a thing people need to train it's just a natural part of our brains.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

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Well, that’s it guys… I’m killing myself.

Remember, it's up the river not across the road!

 

[FAT&HARAM]

So she's a woman but her pronouns are they/them?

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I am never sympathetic to trannies and this specific image makes this tranny even more like a waste of space. Imagine being some government or retail worker sitting at a counter all day and, suddenly, all your senses are assaulted by an abomination against nature who is talking about his pronouns.

Also, am I the only one who thinks that the way this Asian guy is portrayed seems stereotypically racist? That hair cut and the eyes spaced unnecessarily far just makes me think of one of those racist caricatures. LMAO

The balls hanging out is a nice touch.

"Mairoula" is a childish nickname for Mary, if anyone is curious.


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Looks like he put a sun glasses sticker on his face to hide his identity so that his co-workers don't call him a faggot.
Or maybe he is trying to be more feminine? In that case, the eyes are the least of his problems.



Edited for grammar because English is hard

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Well, that’s it guys… I’m killing myself.

Wait, wait, he thought he had a hymen? This guy didn’t even know the details of his own fauxgina? There’s an indictment of fast-tracking the transition process right there.

 

[Faceless Whore]

LOL This reminded me of a Fantastic Four comic I read where one of those bug people from the Negative Zone ends up on Earth and uses magic to steal the identity of a woman:

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

I pictured that Reddit troon looking like this while lamenting why all his girl friends are so hesitant to cuddle with him. Because this is how women (and everyone else let's be fair) see troons.

 

[TruffleSpark]

oh no, the lesbian movie is about lesbians

 

[Procrastinhater]

Also, am I the only one who thinks that the way this Asian guy is portrayed seems stereotypically racist? That hair cut and the eyes spaced unnecessarily far just makes me think of one of those racist caricatures. LMAO

Yeah he reminds me of WWII era cartoons of Japanese soldiers now you mention it.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

This "non binary" "queer" woman is deeply traumatized when a gay bartender calls her "lady". She gets kicked out of the bar. She goes by frog/frogself pronouns sometimes.
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Pro tip for all the TiFs who might read this: if you don't want to be ID'd as female err against wearing tanktops featuring Betty Boop.

 

[Jizzrag]

Spoiler: I am never going on a night out again

i am never going on a night out again

i just cant deal with this shit anymore. before i even got into the club a couple kids on the bus shouted "why does that boy have a bra on lol" so i was already feeling like total shit

then when we get there i walk up the womens line (i have been put in the mens line the past few times, but the guy told.me to just go to the womens next time) and the female bouncer said "youre over there" and pointed to the mens line. i think she kinda saw my face and went "oh" and just searched my bag like normal

then like. 30 minutes later im just chilling w a friend in the smoking area and my friend strikes up a convo w this group of guys, they all comment on my hair like so: "you can tell he fucks by that hair" "he is definitely a shagger w the hair like that" and other various phrases

eventually im just like. done with it all, everyone around me is clearly seeing me as a man so i just kind of stopped caring. as im leaving a guy asks me what i identify as and im just over it at this point.

sitting in a fast food place and a girl im with brings up how she thought this guy was a lesbian till he spoke and she heard his "man voice". at this point my brain has turned off and i want to go home

and in the taxi home the driver calls me man and son a minimum of 10 times. i just. i just dont know. im so envious of cis women and lucky trans women its insane

Spoiler: asked my dad how noticeable it is that i’m trans

asked my dad how noticeable it is that i'm trans

"well i mean, it's your long hair mostly."

i try to explain what i meant and he just looks baffled how anyone could see me any way besides male. what i actually am trying to ask, is like asking what shade of green the sky is.

its a reality check.

Spoiler: 18 months SRS summary

18 months SRS summary

I originally tried posting it elsewhere but it got auto-removed. I'm posting it here because someone needs to learn from my fiasco.


I had PI vaginoplasty and vulvoplasty with clitoris last year in March at Parkside, London with Mr Bellringer.

**Before SRS:**

- I had a working penis (no dysphoria) and testicles (yes dysphoria)
- I was able to orgasm easily from masturbation, even on blockers
- I was able to penetrate but didn't find it fun, so I wasn't doing it
- I had high or slightly above female T levels on monotherapy, later below female levels on blockers for half a year
- I had a decent sex drive, even on blockers

**After SRS:**

- aesthetics are nice
- depth is good
- clitoral sensation is shit after nearly 18 months, feels like a nullification. Maybe 20% of what was possible with the penis.
- my energy level is very low
- 95% of my libido is gone
- sex is possible, sometimes enjoyable. Got a 4/10 orgasm once, which was nice. Fourchette always gets torn.
- when masturbating, I can feel some amount of pleasure but it's about 20% of the sensation needed. I can reach pseudo-orgasms, which feels more like releasing the little tension I'm able to achieve. I cannot not compare it to the intensity of sensation I once had, and the comparison is brutal.
- I am INCREDIBLY frustrated with not being able to orgasm alone. No me times for me.
- if I really work on getting myself mentally aroused, which can take an hour, there isn't enough signal coming from the body to turn the arousal into an orgasm


I have ruined my sexuality, which was a significant component of my life, and thrashed my energy levels, essential to normal function. I have no motivation left in me. I have ruined a successful transition. Career, looks, physical health, still being pretty young - I had it all. Without the crucial component of sexual function, I now have less than I had before transition. Don't send me to fucking Samaritans or some shit, this is life philosophy, not an acute crisis. There are some things I wanted to do in my life or see, so I still need to stay alive for a couple of years.

I would have to get on pretty high levels of T be myself again (good luck finding a UK endo willing to give me that). Even then, I lost A LOT of sensitive tissue. It's very likely I will be horny and sexually frustrated not being able to feel.


**Conclusion for others:**

**Do not get blinded by statistics. Maybe 80% of PI recipients are able to orgasm, but the question is HOW. And how the HOW relates to YOU.**

My incorrect line of thinking was:

1. I don't like to penetrate others
2. I like being penetrated and would like it from the front
3. 80% of post-op women can orgasm

Therefore, if I find myself in the 80%, I will have "something better" post-op.

If you like what's more-or-less male orgasms (strong, definite point in time, followed by a release), don't be a moron like me and get SRS hoping for something better.


**Damage control:**

I can:
- try to get my T to high female levels
- work more with the prostate (although I never enjoyed prostate as anything more as an addition to penile orgasms)

Spoiler: Screenshots

No archive because mobilfag, no link because it’s a private sub

 

[FAT&HARAM]

Yeah he reminds me of WWII era cartoons of Japanese soldiers now you mention it.

Yes, that's it! I couldn't remember where I saw something similar.

i am never going on a night out again

I declare this, good news!

I am so baffled by the delusion of some of these people. If you want to mimic the other sex shouldn't you understand what the big difference between them is? No, they wear baggy clothes, tape their chest and stop showering, NOW the normal people will have no choice but to call her a man... LOL

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

and in the taxi home the driver calls me man and son a minimum of 10 times. i just. i just dont know. im so envious of cis women and lucky trans women its insane

Driver: Hey, man! Where you headed?

Tranny:*mumbles something

Driver: Okay, man! How's your night been, bro? Get any ladies, boy? Strong man like you could pull in a few eh, hombre? Traffic is really bad tonight, son. This light has been red for ages, male. Can't wait to get home and hit the hay, XY chromosomes? Man. Buddy. Bro. Son. Muchacho.

Tranny quietly seethes into the night.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

This was almost too on the nose to be true but nonetheless I believe life sometimes gives us little miracles. I found this going through the sideshows thread lol.

I’m gonna groooooooom

 

[Poonocchio]

95% of my libido is gone

Nigga YOU CUT OFF YOUR BALLS, what the fuck do you expect.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/sUPPd

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

OT, thank you all who put text-copypaste along with screenshots, my mobilefag’s eyesight is shit and you make the “Kiwi experience”, dare I say it, accessible for me.

No shit though, thank you, Kiwis

 

[Hitman One]

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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/sUPPd

Poor lil pooner. Wearing a binder so tight you fracture a rib is a true and honest sign of mental stability.

 

[Muskcarpone]

I just hope the genderqueer nonsense will be over and done with by the time I will end up in a nursing home. If I have to spend my last months on earth walking on eggshells around volatile genderspecial snowflakes, I would rather end myself quickly.

 

[veritarded]

lol.

the “grooming” sign right next to his head is like poetry. it may as well have a speech bubble around it

 

[Procrastinhater]

This was almost too on the nose to be true but nonetheless I believe life sometimes gives us little miracles. I found this going through the sideshows thread lol.
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I’m gonna groooooooom

Goddamn lol looks like the long lost son of John S Bulla.

He's got the same creepy ass look on his face (sexually) the phenotype of the coomer. No wonder he trooned out.

the “grooming” sign right next to his head is like poetry. it may as well have a speech bubble around it

1000 hrs in MS Paint.