Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dyn]

If anyone says the words "someone should contact" in this thread I am banning them from the thread and applying a warning to their account. If you're fresh meat you'll probably just get nuked. Unbelievably fucking retarded.

Even if Vito was living at his house what the fuck is CPS going to do? Vito isn't a registered sex offender you fucking retard.

100% agree, someone should contact the site jannies if they ever notice anybody advocating for this shit.

 

[Not Who You Think]

- At AM the Houston pool party (there have been jokes about Cody borrowing Nick's swim trunks) included Nick, Kayla, Coomalot + his "friend", Aussie Overlawd, Vices, Nick's niece + her "friend" Cody got "blackout drunk" at the pool.

Uncle Nick let his niece and her friend Cody bet blackout drunk at the AM pool party with his band of internet degenerates.

This is telling as to how Nick may be raising his kids (edit: and their future).

Doesn't he still refer to her as his sub? Or did he stop that sometime in the past couple years?

T was still Drexel's sub as of this year.

I’m slow and missing context, however I do know this. He mad.

I have only heard Null use the phrase "When ppl tell you who they are believe them" in regards to pedophiles and people "joking" about being pedophiles because no ones jokes about that kind of thing. This is also what people are trying to tell Nick about Vito and others who "joke" about being pedophiles.

Reuploading from my old post as an example for your convenience (Null and Metokur on MATI, contains reference to obscene sexual acts):

 

[Fools Idol]

Josh is not even a little bit autistic. He’s just high on the scale of neuroticism and possibly a “sexual anorexic.”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_anorexia

But it’s inarguably better to be that, which is kind of a consequence of extreme self control, than whatever Dick, Nick, Vito and Ralph are.

I'm not saying we. What I mean is that Nick sees the fact that we all disagree with his position on Vito and Dick as signs we are autistic and have missed on "social cues". His constant attempt to explain joke even after it's been shown that people understand what he's saying but simply disagree tells me that Nick might be the one on the spectrum.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I'm not saying we. What I mean is that Nick sees the fact that we all disagree with his position on Vito and Dick as signs we are autistic and have missed on "social cues". His constant attempt to explain joke even after it's been shown that people understand what he's saying but simply disagree tells me that Nick might be the one on the spectrum.

I think that’s Nick being disingenuous. It’s an argument tactic, not his sincere belief

 

[Sewer Rat]

Uncle Nick let his niece and her friend Cody bet blackout drunk at the AM pool party with his band of internet degenerates.

This is telling as to how Nick may be raising his kids (edit: and their future).


T was still Drexel's sub as of this year.


I have only heard Null use the phrase "When ppl tell you who they are believe them" in regards to pedophiles and people "joking" about being pedophiles because no ones jokes about that kind of thing. This is also what people are trying to tell Nick about Vito and others who "joke" about being pedophiles.

Reuploading from my old post as an example for your convenience (Null and Metokur on MATI, contains reference to obscene sexual acts):

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Fuck I completely forgot about Bates and this MATI, but now I remember it clearly, it is the exact same pattern, sick fat fuck kept making jokes about kids, violently raping kids, pedophilia jokes and those were so edgy no one actually believed them, I think only one person he chatted with got concerned, but even then it wasn't enough to do something, and then we all know what happened

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Uncle Nick let his niece and her friend Cody bet blackout drunk at the AM pool party with his band of internet degenerates.

This is telling as to how Nick may be raising his kids (edit: and their future).


T was still Drexel's sub as of this year.


I have only heard Null use the phrase "When ppl tell you who they are believe them" in regards to pedophiles and people "joking" about being pedophiles because no ones jokes about that kind of thing. This is also what people are trying to tell Nick about Vito and others who "joke" about being pedophiles.

Reuploading from my old post as an example for your convenience (Null and Metokur on MATI, contains reference to obscene sexual acts):

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Nick's niece is a whole grown woman. She is not anywhere close to a naive 18 y/o or a minor.

 

[Strix454]

I could be wrong but I believe it was discovered by our own @Not Who You Think who actually found and watched the film that the actress wasn't even depicting a minor. From my recollection it seemed like it was a husband punishing his wife for becoming a prostitute. So Nick is on even more shaky ground than many have been giving him credit for for a while.

I've seen the film. A woman working as a prostitute has been picked up by a serial killer. There isn't much of any detail beyond that. The killer gives her a choice of writing to a direct relative. The letter goes to a male reliative and I dont think the association is specified. But its not a husband.
The girl is established as living on her own and paying rent.

In the longest version, Monty has the killer somehow motivated by the JFK assassination. "Umbrella Man" is a guy out of JFK assassination conspiracy lore. The film tends to suggest that a good man was turned by seeing the assassination film on television into a serial killer.

IMO the whole thing is tame by horror movie standards and rather stupid.

 

[Fools Idol]

I think that’s Nick being disingenuous. It’s an argument tactic, not his sincere belief

I don't know, he seems really exasperated when he tries to explain his position on the subject like we don't get it. We do, we understand the words and intent behind them we just disagree and think he's a retard. But Nick thinks that if he just rephrase his explanation we will suddenly understand it and agree with him.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I don't know, he seems really exasperated when he tries to explain his position on the subject like we don't get it. We do, we understand the words and intent behind them we just disagree and think he's a retard. But Nick thinks that if he just rephrase his explanation we will suddenly understand it and agree with him.

I take it as, exasperated that his narrative hasn’t been accepted

 

[Sewer Rat]

I've seen the film. A woman working as a prostitute has been picked up by a serial killer. There isn't much of any detail beyond that. The killer gives her a choice of writing to a direct relative. The letter goes to a male reliative and I dont think the association is specified. But its not a husband.
The girl is established as living on her own and paying rent.

In the longest version, Monty has the killer somehow motivated by the JFK assassination. "Umbrella Man" is a guy out of JFK assassination conspiracy lore. The film tends to suggest that a good man was turned by seeing the assassination film on television into a serial killer.

IMO the whole thing is tame by horror movie standards and rather stupid.

wait so it is just a shitty "killer kills prostitute" movie? no kid, no pedophilia? Isn't Nick fucked regarding the Monty thing then?

 

[Telemeter]

I think that’s Nick being disingenuous. It’s an argument tactic, not his sincere belief

The good thing about this retarded argument about people purposely misunderstanding that Vito the Pedo was just pretending to be retarded, is that you can throw it right back at him and ask him why is he purposely misunderstanding that people are perhaps pretending to be too retarded to understand that Vito the Pedo was just pretending to be retarded.

Maybe its just a joke to get him to seethe and cope about defending a pedophile.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick's niece is a whole grown woman. She is not anywhere close to a naive 18 y/o or a minor.

Agreed. One day Nick's kids will mature as his niece has, and they will be able to partake as Nick's niece has, especially if they are raised in an environment where these things are acceptable/encouraged.

This is not a pedophilia/underage drinking allegation. The point is that when they come of age (and hopefully not sooner) they will likely be partying with Nick's degenerate internet buddies (Drexel, Dick, VIto, Camelot331, and so on).

 

[ChromaQuack]

Not sure if this has already happened, but since it seems this hyperqueer lives his life to reply to nobodies on twitter, I have to wonder what his reaction to someone coming out claiming that Nicky Lampshade is a full on pedophile would be?

I mean, after all, not only it is hilarious to call people that (according to him), but he's currently defending his right to do so on a lawsuit.

 

[Null]

wait so it is just a shitty "killer kills prostitute" movie? no kid, no pedophilia? Isn't Nick fucked regarding the Monty thing then?

There's 3 movies. Two of them are lost. The first one is a very generic home movie about a serial killer. Monty has successfully removed evidence the other two exist. Nick could try to subpoena them into evidence, assuming Monty still has them, and if he does Nick better hope it's some Serbian Film grade shit.

 

[Strix454]

wait so it is just a shitty "killer kills prostitute" movie? no kid, no pedophilia? Isn't Nick fucked regarding the Monty thing then?

No blood.
No sex.
Lots of talk about torture but no actual torture.
The main act of violence is a suffucation death I think by plastic bag shown from a distance with no particular detail.
The female character is clearly not even close to underage.

NIck is fucked in all kinds of ways in the case.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I feel like Dick and Nick are trying to say Vito is playing some Sam Hyde/ Andy Kaufman character where Vito is playing the role of “Vito the Pedo”. That doesn’t work because Vito has no real career to pull from and he hasn’t set himself up as this. He’s not doing a two-man show with Dick where Dick call’s him a sick fuck and laughs about it.

It’s like Mister Girl when he tries to go “haha I’m pretending to be a retard” his whole act is being a pedophile. That’s his only joke. Sam Hyde and Kaufman had different characters and would break characters all the time.

As an aside, Jim Carrie’s portrayal of Kaufman was terrible and was Carrie being a nihilist narcissist.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Well, you don't have to wonder, as Nick has helpfully explained months ago that he would very much like it if that happens. See the video at the end of the quoted post.

Transcript of the video:
"All these people, uh, "(in a faggy voice) Er, your kids are gonna see this," Good. GOOD. If my kids see, if my kids learn that I enjoy having sex with their mom and that they should do a bunch of fun shit with their spouses, fucking good. Like, Jesus Christ."

So you see, talking about his kids having sex isn't anything new to ol' Balldoman.

In a vacuum Nick would likely admit that he would prefer his kids didn't hear about his strange sexcapades and fetishes, but that would mean ceding ground to those comedy-hating incel Kiwifarmers and it would also mean he had to stop talking about coombrain shit on his stream. At the end of the day it's more important for Nick to be Right Online than it is for him to reign in some of his urges for the sake of his children.

Nick is under the impression that we and Josh are autistic and have missed the obvious cues that Vito is doing a bit and we are being trolled. I don't mind the occasional self-deprecating joke or even jokes about paedophilia. That last part might be unpopular but a singular joke no matter how poor taste it might be isn't a big deal. Vito on the other hand has been obsessed with the "joke" for years now. I say joke but I'm still waiting for the pay off.

I'm not really sure what social clues I'm supposed to have missed here? It's not funny and he's been saying it for years, what else am I supposed to take from that? Nick needs to understand that we don't live in his head, we don't know what he's thinking or believes. I have my thoughts and he has his, I see the world differently from Nick and in my opinion Vito is a pedo.

One thing out of the mountain of evidence that convinces me in particular of Vito's pedophilia is that at first he was doing this weird morality crusade tour where he'd show up on people's shows to espouse the necessity of empathy towards "non-offending" pedophiles. After people told him this was fucking retarded and normalizing pedophilia, and how even "non-offending" pedophiles are a danger to kids, he seemed to get deflated by the response and started doing this weird "comedy routine" where he calls himself a pedophile and talks about how he wants to rape children. It seems clear that he got butthurt nobody wanted to pat his ass and tell him how brave he was for being a creep, so he threw a fit and lashed out at those people by gleefully stating his sincere urges under the guise of irony.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

most of them even avoid completely the topic even if their sons and daughters are married

The only time I hear boomer relatives talk about sex is in relation to jokes about procreation ("They have 3 kids so they at least spent the night together thrice") or wrt irregular couple sleeping arrangements (ie. Separate twin beds, separate rooms, sleeping on separate floors).

Back when he was keeping his shit together incrementally better I always knew he was going to end up a cow based on the way he talked about his wife and treated his daughters

I only really recall him talking about one of his youngest daughters and what a little shit she was, but he loved it and encouraged it.

He also broke the cardinal parental rule of declaring her his favourite to be documented on the interwebs forever to tens of thousands of people.

IIRC, Kayla may have made a response vid of sorts on her short-lived YT channel declaring she has no favourites and praised the uniqueness of one of their more introverted younger sons.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I only really recall him talking about one of his youngest daughters and what a little shit she was, but he loved it and encouraged it.

You must have missed the stream where he was fucking drunk at 2am and his daughter walked in crying from a nightmare and this absolute narcissistic scumbag actually yelled at her to “NEVER INTERRUPT DAD WHILE HES LIVE ON THE INTERNET” that was the last time I ever watched him live and I’d spit in his eye irl for treating his little girl so selfishly.

 

[HostilePustule]

You must have missed the stream where he was fucking drunk at 2am and his daughter walked in crying from a nightmare and this absolute narcissistic scumbag actually yelled at her to “NEVER INTERRUPT DAD WHILE HES LIVE ON THE INTERNET” that was the last time I ever watched him live and I’d spit in his eye irl for treating his little girl so selfishly.

You know, for a guy who makes such a big stink about how his responsibilities to his kids prevent him from streaming, he sure seems to be completely unwilling to give them the time of day when he actually is on-air.