Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

I'd ask what the point of making more Steven Universe content is, but I imagine the answer would be something like:
"Well, maybe if everyone stopped putting it on a fucking pedestal like every week, I'd leave it alone!"
Or some kind of bullshit like that.
At the very least she's utilizing patreon correctly by making it a paid exclusive. And if people have to pay to see it, less people will publicly rip on her for it.
 
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The war of the sisters continues. She calls Courtney a cow because as children Courtney was heavy set.

They aren't anymore.
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No idea why you can't just learn from your aunt, Lily. They are your keys to this kingdom. You want to be special so badly, to have a shield for your weird racism and victim complex? Use Sharp. They put in the work and we all know you're not above riding coattails to get what you want. Maybe Sharp is embarrassed of you.

The reality is your immediate family are all Newfie mutts. There is no shame in being Newfie, own it. You're white and so is your mother and father.

Look she even complains like a white person.
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In this timeline your abuse happened when you were in resource at the age of 7. Courtney would have been 6. Is she really trying to hoist blame on a 6 year old?

Lily. You’re an idiot. You can’t understand an adult speculating on abuse she got from you posting about it as an adult is not the same as knowing about the abuse in real time and having the words to go to the adult in your lives to stop it.

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They can’t both be this stupid.
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Brody. Shut up.

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Get better friends, man.

I’m hearing an echo.
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Get her Courtney.
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In this timeline your abuse happened when you were in resource at the age of 7. Courtney would have been 6. Is she really trying to hoist blame on a 6 year old?

Lily. You’re an idiot. You can’t understand an adult speculating on abuse she got from you posting about it as an adult is not the same as knowing about the abuse in real time and having the words to go to the adult in your lives to stop it.

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They can’t both be this stupid.
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Brody. Shut up.

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Get better friends, man.

I’m hearing an echo.
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It's funny the native stuff has been brought up again recently because this is the most white trash family I've ever fucking seen.
 
Hm, and here I thought that the reason for their behavior is because they're a racial minority, or because they're trans, or because they're sick, or because of stalkers online?
So that means if they weren't (allegedly) molested in this case, they'd go live in the normal world instead of hiding away in a hugbox with a bunch of insecure young girls who they can bully around? They would stop dressing up as a chick and incessantly masturbating to lesbian cartoon porn?

Even among thread subjects on this site there aren't many that are this consistently ravenous for any available excuse to offload responsibility for themselves.

I'm surprised Jily isn't more well known, they're pretty egregious even by KF standards.
 
In this timeline your abuse happened when you were in resource at the age of 7. Courtney would have been 6. Is she really trying to hoist blame on a 6 year old?

Lily. You’re an idiot. You can’t understand an adult speculating on abuse she got from you posting about it as an adult is not the same as knowing about the abuse in real time and having the words to go to the adult in your lives to stop it.
Pathetic.

These two will never reconcile until they're old grey and ugly. Lily gets this olive branch, Courtney acknowledges that she was abused, but instead of doing something constructive she needs more uwu huggie wuggies from her discord friends. Only the healthiest relationships are formed through pity and publicized guilt after all. All of these people will abandon her the second it's convenient for them, and she'll have no one to fall back on. It'll take losing fucking everything to make her reflect even slightly.

I think even we'll be gone by the time that happens.
 
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Yes they can. If there is one thing we've learned over the years, it's that they absolutely can, and will, be this colossally stupid. They will lie about everything, big and small, but there would be no reason for them to so consistently act like this huge a retard unless it was real. Even if they didn't completely misread the post, they would still have no qualms about blaming a 6-year-old girl for not perfectly understanding and solving every problem, because that's how shallow they are. It can't be a surprise at this point.
 
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In this timeline your abuse happened when you were in resource at the age of 7. Courtney would have been 6. Is she really trying to hoist blame on a 6 year old?

Lily. You’re an idiot. You can’t understand an adult speculating on abuse she got from you posting about it as an adult is not the same as knowing about the abuse in real time and having the words to go to the adult in your lives to stop it.

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Brody. Shut up.

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Get her Courtney.
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Older brother of the fucking year right here. I thank god nothing ever happened to my younger siblings because if something ever did I would personally feel terrible. This bitch on the other hand will use any opportunity to throw them under the bus for a gram of clout. Truly a sick and venomous individual
 
‘Even if I did molest you, it wasn’t my fault.’ - Lily Orchard.

It’s obviously hit the gossip blogs but it’s all a rehash of people being horrified and saying exactly what this thread is saying. Courtney calling Lily Little Bear a nickname from childhood and just laughing, beating their chest. Lily’s not sleeping and instead soothing herself with Sith OC ramblings.

I don’t know how you can square that circle as a fan of hers but Brody Eggert found a way.
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I sound like I’m trying to start a catch phrase but once again. Shut Up Brody.
 
On top of my usual rigamarole here's some posts that caught my eye.
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Mikay is not under duress thanks to Lily's extremely authentic native heritage, good to know.
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And the once in a blue moon Poke-madhouse update, because I am regrettably the world's foremost expert on it.
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So I guess Marah's coming back? Despite not appearing in the comic for a year and change. Iirc Marah is a character that got so much backlash that Lily just decided to not have her appear anymore. But there's no rest for the wicked, mark your calendars boys, this entirely forgotten character from a mostly abandoned comic is coming back.

Anyway, back to business.
Sorry for being lazy and late. Here are the files for the last two streams.
Alone on a friday night? Whatever. Rewatching a Lily Orchard stream? God you're pathetic.
This will be the editing stream since I think Tuna handled the discourse one, if only in brief.
We begin and I can't help but notice something troubling in her guest list.
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I hope to god this is just an inside joke.

She even references Lolo in the script of her pokemon video, which would seem weird if you hadn't been watching her streams religiously.

No one asked.

Most of the stream is her hacking and wheezing and Mikaila chortling in the background.

Later Lolo enters the fray.

After Lolo shows up Lily plays the entire Galar segment, much to my dismay.
They banter about nothing for a short while, then this happens. Lolo makes fun of herself for being British and Lily and Mikail assure her about how much they love her.

"You should hear what we say about you when you hang up"
They're building her up so much, it's like I'm about to watch the prank from Carrie happen. The only other people they talk like this about are Ren and Sketchy, and Ren and Sketchy are both self-assured enough to glance it off. Not the case with Lolo. This can only end poorly.

One of my few solemn hopes is that this vague post was about Lolo
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You're 30 and married you fat fuck.

Very shortly after Lolo arrives they decide to end the stream so they can talk with her more.
This one was pleasantly short. watching this saga unfold with Lolo has dominated most of the content from the current streams. I feel like I'm witnessing one of those human centipede fender benders from a drive through window. I am helpless but to document it for insurance purposes.
 
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Can't find someone complaining save this
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and Hearts but that is old news. Anyone know what she's talking about?

Lily needs to have issues every single time Mikay is over. I've seen this pattern happen every time she's up in Halifax. Almost like she's trauma bonding her to her own wife.
Mikay's mindset would be "How could I leave her? Look at what she's dealing with! She needs me!"

"You should hear what we say about you when you hang up"
They're building her up so much, it's like I'm about to watch the prank from Carrie happen. The only other people they talk like this about are Ren and Sketchy, and Ren and Sketchy are both self-assured enough to glance it off. Not the case with Lolo. This can only end poorly.

This is love bombing. Lauren's boundary of saying 'No Lily I don't want a relationship that is long distance.' is being eroded. She's given all this love, all this positive assurance, only to have it ripped away when she steps out of line. This'll end in pain.



The interesting moment will be in October of this year, when Lauren and her family are going to be in Ontario. Lauren is going for a holiday, some of her extended family is there, and one member is buried there.

I don't see anything coming of this. Lily doesn't travel for people. Ever.

Lauren is...well she has "Chores" as a late 20 year old so its clear she's being cared for by her parents. She never going to say: 'E'yup Mum...Dad...I'm just gonna go off to see my friend Lily 3 provinces away all right?' no way that happens. But I've been wrong before.
 
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Man oh man the girls are fighting, another game of He said She said breaks out between the white trash sisters!!
Lily's shot:
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Courtney's response:
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This shit made my stomach drop when I read it.
She then pinned this ask to the top of her tumblr so its the first post you see:
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(Putting the rest of her responses in a spoiler since she's sharing a lot more than I expected)
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This post is stupid because Lily has been using they/them this whole time. She's aware you're not cis, Courtney. I wanted to post it regardless though, just to play devils advocate and say that she's not an unbiased source and she seems to gloss over things that aren't convenient to her.
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This situation is horrible. Truly there is no good person in this situation. If one of them is lying then that's a horrible thing to lie about, but if they're telling the truth then that's a horrible thing to live through. I have no clue what to believe, it's just all awful.
 
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:stress:Well that’s disgusting. But great data if true. Jerry Peet Sr. had a government job that let Lily slip under the wait list for apartments. She truly did need him more that he needs her.
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ETA: confirmation of Jerry Peet's Sr. job description.

As for rent control, Courtney is right.
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Lily doesn’t have long before her rent skyrockets.

To have a brief pallet cleanser who wants to see Mikay being happy she built her model?
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And now back to the regularly scheduled white trash sibling fight.
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This statement was made. Then she made these asks with her alt. Hilarious.
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...is she trying to rip on @ShiftyBoi with that name?
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Nah in all seriousness, Sucky-boi's been sending her asks for a long time, look up any keyword related to her writing or drama and it is likely SB has sent her a very convenient ask about it. That's bad enough but accusing Britt of doing the same thing is bizarre. I guess if all her other tactics have failed she might as well try what sank her own credibility.

I was gonna write a big long thing about the latest fight she and Courtney are having, but, I also have to go do something with my family today. Appreciate what you have, be glad that fighting on tumblr over who molested who is not where your family has ended up. No matter how poorly adjusted your family is, I guarantee it's leagues better than this clusterfuck.
 
Going back to the original Baldur's Gate.
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Thanks Devil :feels::drink:
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To keep Shifty from killing himself I'll shoulder the Lolo segment because it is as we feared. They are in fact...E-dating. Warning for annoying moans and kissing noises when they say goodnight. This is what passes for flirting and getting to know a person as a partner when you're just rambling on about nothing and Lily is barely paying attention.


Lily: Lolo...hun you never make anything awkward.
She then proceeds to make things awkward by just never shutting up. She talks about giving up on her review scripts citing her self doubt and how she just feels she's just not that good at things, other than art and writing. Lily counters by saying she's funny. Lolo eats that up like caviar. Girl get some standards. Lily explains Moviebob when a chat member mentions they used to watch him. Says people get snippy when Moviebob calls conservative people subhuman. Lolo says that isn't bad that just a fact.

Lolo stammers her way through Everything. She is very uncomfortable. They are both sick now, coughing up a lung. I don't know where Mikay is.
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