Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chibitzen]

Ok buddy
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He's on quite the ego trip isn't he?

Edit:
Pretty sure he is channeling this post. Seems @zyclonPD touched his narcissistic funny bone and he must correct reenlighten the record:

When did Nick actually defend us? During Keffals shit when our site was gone Rekieta went out to make an " against the wall" comment and summarily got himself fucked over, he rallied his lawtube SIMPs to get himself reinstated, you know what a team of LAWYERS didn't do, HELP US.

Not once when you've had Null on your show for content have you so much as put up his donation links, you never crowd funded our legal defense, you never gave a wooden fucking nickel for our community. You have NEVER actually defended us. All you did was talk and talk is fucking cheap. We gave you a years worth of content during Vic and helped you grow your channel of the backs of this communities crowd sourced work. You burnt that to the fucking ground, you aren't owed good coverage here. You aren't owed anything. You fell out of favor with us because you fucked up your show we enjoyed then made fun of us for wanting the show some of us subbed to for years and donated to.

When do you donate to us? What have you given us? Oh you made a remark about kiwifarms being not so bad.... Even Robert Barnes represented Null in court, that's more than you've ever done faggot. FUCK OFF with this bullshit. You've never done shit for us and we've given you a lot.

 

[Swole McPole]

All visual evidence suggests a full tummy tuck and a comically oversized boob job.

The full porn star package then?

 

[Ferryman]

If I had a penny for every time a rich Internet person took a creamy shit on his own name and slipped down the cuck rabbit hole, I'd have two pennies-- which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Loses weight, apparently. Kayla lost "a lot of weight" and is allegedly down two sizes, although the time-frame and her initial size wasn't made clear.

Here are some pictures from earlier this year. If she's lost weight since then, then she definitely has body issues as she doesn't look too healthy as it is. Note the tummy in the second pic:

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legit sad to see this shit. why do so many people treat their spouses like shit? can the crabs in a bucket mentality really contaminate a marriage?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Loses weight, apparently. Kayla lost "a lot of weight" and is allegedly down two sizes, although the time-frame and her initial size wasn't made clear.

Here are some pictures from earlier this year. If she's lost weight since then, then she definitely has body issues as she doesn't look too healthy as it is. Note the tummy in the second pic:

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She should lose the nose-ring and then lose the big-nosed balldo man.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Huh? I thought farmers are line crossers?! Now we're back to just watchers?!

 

[Strix454]

Huh? I thought farmers are line crossers?! Now we're back to just watchers?!

"interpret it many times incorrectly or uncharitably" is the line-crossing part according to Nick.

The way I would understand it is that people on the farms are supposed to be instructed by the person facts are gathered on how to interprete the information gathered about them.
Vito says its a joke, everyone must treat it as if it was a joke.
Drexel says he didn't groom the girl, nobody can say that Drexel groomed the girl.

Gather the information and then accept correction from the person in question about how to understand the information.

If people gather information on Nick for example, its proper for Nick to contact senior people at the farms to provide the proper way to understand the information. If Drexel says he isn't groomer, he isn't a groomer. If Vito says it was a joke, we have to accept that it was a joke without question.

Its the same thing he has been saying for months. Facts alone (according to Nick) are meaningless and nothing to base an argument on. We gather facts and the cows will provide the context necessary to understand those facts. The farms will assume its true role of being spin doctors for cows.
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edit - This is very close actually to Wikipedia's BLP (Biography of Living Persons) Policy which allows the subject of biographical information to closely vet everything that appears on the page. And by vet, I mean censor in an absolute way.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So this popped on my feed

https://www.youtube.com/live/LLrruYIJpMk?si=5kN8Wubi-T62-7v5

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It's funny watching Nick desperately try to reframe this into a speech issue. No one is saying Vito isn't allowed to joke about being a pedo. We're saying we don't think he's joking. He can use royal we all the fuck he wants, that doesn't change the fact Vito has convinced everyone with more than a nickle of sense that he's a pedophile.

To get mad at the internet for calling Juju's pet slob a pedo is rich coming from the guy currently being sued for calling a different weirdo a pedo. One who hasn't publicly announced his guilt ironic or otherwise. I have never seen such blatant hypocrisy outside of politics.

Also, friendly reminder that Dax Herrera, aka Juju the Cow, aka Dick Masterson is a furry that enjoys getting pegged, presumably mooing the entire time, and that all this talk of Vito is a distraction he's instigated to misdirect from his many failings.

 

[Opera]

There's 3 movies. Two of them are lost. The first one is a very generic home movie about a serial killer. Monty has successfully removed evidence the other two exist. Nick could try to subpoena them into evidence, assuming Monty still has them, and if he does Nick better hope it's some Serbian Film grade shit.

If by 3 movies, you mean the 3 Umbrella Man videos, they're all available online, just a bit hard to find.

"The Umbrella Man"

"Little Piggy and the Umbrella Man"

"Silence of the Lamb and the Umbrella Man"

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't think Null should address any of this.

Agreed.

If he doesn't want to, he doesn't have to, and I wouldn't hold it against him. All I'm doing is asking a question. I think it's a valid question.

Unless that unacceptable speech is calling Drexel, Vito, and Dick pedophiles.

While simultaneously arguing that calling Montagraph a child molester is acceptable speech, no less. The fact he's fighting for Vito when he's mired in legal shit with Monty, which he's doubled down on numerous times now, is surreal.

What Nick doesn't seem to grasp is that nobody here has called for Vito to be deplatformed. IDGAF if he outs himself as a pedo five times a day. Hell, you can make a compelling argument it's good that he does because it serves as a warning sign around his neck.

What Nick and Dick want is for is us to accept their faulty narrative to be nice to Vito. They can go fuck themselves.

 

[Ferryman]

If by 3 movies, you mean the 3 Umbrella Man videos, they're all available online, just a bit hard to find.

"The Umbrella Man"
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"Little Piggy and the Umbrella Man"
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"Silence of the Lamb and the Umbrella Man"
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Holy shit this is comedy gold. I fucking lost it when he started jerking off the umbrella in the second vid.

 

[gaystoner]

This dude is really just a drama fag with a dash of lawyer. It's like Starfield being a bethesda game with a dash of 'space scifi'.

 

[SargonF00t]

He's so far gone at this point. It's time to come home, @Null

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I have been thinking about this conversation over the last few weeks and how I never thought Null had anything to worry about in respect of Rekieta here.

Genuinely makes me sad that Rekieta wasn't the person he pretended to be.

 

[AltisticRight]

when they turn 18

 

[Warching The Narcissists]

When did Nick actually defend us? During Keffals shit when our site was gone Rekieta went out to make an " against the wall" comment and summarily got himself fucked over, he rallied his lawtube SIMPs to get himself reinstated, you know what a team of LAWYERS didn't do, HELP US.

Not once when you've had Null on your show for content have you so much as put up his donation links, you never crowd funded our legal defense, you never gave a wooden fucking nickel for our community. You have NEVER actually defended us. All you did was talk and talk is fucking cheap. We gave you a years worth of content during Vic and helped you grow your channel of the backs of this communities crowd sourced work. You burnt that to the fucking ground, you aren't owed good coverage here. You aren't owed anything. You fell out of favor with us because you fucked up your show we enjoyed then made fun of us for wanting the show some of us subbed to for years and donated to.

When do you donate to us? What have you given us? Oh you made a remark about kiwifarms being not so bad.... Even Robert Barnes represented Null in court, that's more than you've ever done faggot. FUCK OFF with this bullshit. You've never done shit for us and we've given you a lot.

In all fairness to Balldo he did stick up for the farms a while back when the retard MTG claimed that Altisticright SWATTed her because after the swatting someone called the police and said "Hello, my name is Altistic Right, I'm a mod at KewiFarms and I'm the one who SWATTEd MTG".
Ballso did a video on how stupid she was believing that.
Not that Balldo deserves fairness. My edibles just kicked in and I'm in a "know it all phase".
If I wasn't so stoned I can barely type I'd tell you how this is all a win for Balldo similar to the move Klott Adams pulled in Feb to change the subject from him getting slaughtered over his Covid vax gaslighting and losing views and likes on YT. The "all attention is good attention" approach worked for him.
Balddo's sperg at Null may be successful in moving the conversation off his list of recent failures to other issues and gaining him a new fan base.

Granted I"m so stoned right now I can barely type and I blew setting up own user name spelling but I dreamed this up before the THC chocolate bar.

I'd just better go play with my Cat now and amaze you with my Machavelian insights tomorrow

Also, friendly reminder that Dax Herrera, aka Juju the Cow, aka Dick Masterson is a furry that enjoys getting pegged, presumably mooing the entire time, and that all this talk of Vito is a distraction he's instigated to misdirect from his many failings.

The same distraction technique Baldo is using to get the spotght off of his mounting failures and onto Drex and Vito

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Its the same thing he has been saying for months. Facts alone (according to Nick) are meaningless and nothing to base an argument on. We gather facts and the cows will provide the context necessary to understand those facts. The farms will assume its true role of being spin doctors for cows.

Basically so long as KF is a fan forum, then it's ok. You're just supposed to obsess over someone and collect all kinds of information as a labor of love since they're so great, then once they notice and show up to tell you "the truth" you're supposed to be so starstruck that you immediately scramble to please them.

Btw, hey guys this is Nick calling you from a midnight shower to let you know I'm doing really well for myself. I've got a 7 figure Rumble deal. I party and drop E. I have edgy sex with my wife. I'm friends with other big e-celebrities like Dick Masterson. I've got a Locals full of adoring fans.
Obviously a bunch of lowly autistic internet chuds like you should want to make someone as cool as me happy, right? Just go ahead and correct the record. Thanks bud.

Kiwi Farms = bad
Kiwi Fans = good

 

[AnOminous]

Btw, hey guys this is Nick calling you from a midnight shower to let you know I'm doing really well for myself.

Calling someone from a shower has to be the gayest thing I've ever heard of. Have you ever done that? Would you even ever consider doing that?

Imagine how much of a fag you have to be to be in the shower and think "wow I should call some website dude because I'm utterly buttmad." How much of a flaming homosexual do you have to be to do that?

 

[Not Who You Think]

As much as Null should avoid being directly involved in the recent drama, he should still be able to report on the recent happenings on MATI with no issues, much like we do here on the thread (and KF as a whole). A simple update stating some facts of the last few days would be fine, and it's worth talking about. More people should probably be aware of the shift Nick is making.

Problems would likely arise if Null interacted with the cows Nick/Drexel/Juju/Vito directly by doing a show with them, giving responses to disingenuous engagement, etc. As long as the guidelines of observe, document, and laugh are followed it should be business as usual.

That said, been hearing a bit about Nick's recent blunders and Vito being a distraction of sorts.

If they are referring to Nick he doesn't have any other drama going on right now that would be bigger than being outed as someone who lies in DMs, attempted to manipulate Null, has a gross degenerate/moron for a best friend, and is now a Cuties defender and Vito apologist; all of which are tied up in what's happened over the last few days.

The only major subject left would be Nick's Hedonism II/Gay 90s/swinger activities, which are relevant, but not exactly recent. The same goes for Nick''s Locals chat, who are insane and were more relevant during Nick's initial decline before Nick started ignoring them. Null doesn't care about VTuber drama, so Pippa's Camelot331 drama with Nick is a no go. Every meetup event Nick has been a part of has been underwhelming, which is still funny in a pathetic kind of way. The bottle up the butt pics are old news too. Null has already covered the 'Do You Know Mandy' drama as well.

If this is supposed to distract from Juju/Vito's beef with Eric July, it would be counter-productive to the attention Juju/Vito wanted by going on and on about it to the point that they've outed themselves as harassing Eric. Plus, it's already been covered and the ball is in Eric's court now. Nothing left to do until Eric makes his move (or Juju/Vito try something else).

Even if it Vito was just supposed to be a simple deflection from Juju's faults in general, it still blew up into Nick Rekieta being established as a Cuties/Vito the Pedo defender, is having a ripple effect in Nick's own circles, and Nick's mask has slipped a little bit more.

All this to say that Null should feel free to report on this (and comment as he feels like it). The facts are simple, the subject is funny, and his show (as well as KF) is about laughing at idiots on the internet and discussing them. This definitely qualifies.

 

[Warching The Narcissists]

I don't think Null should address any of this. I get your point, but Null is best served by staying quiet.
No offense, but " Better to remain silent and thought a fool" is the best advice.

I think his best move would have been to leave that steaming 40 minute turd from Rekieta that was on Elissa Clips as the last word. Baldo looked like an idiot and a bitter woman