Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

derthballs said:
Boogie once again is retconning not wanting to have children. I went through his old videos a couple of years ago around the time after he was married and he very much said him and Dez were planning on having kids.

After she left him he's retconned this to never wanting to have kids. Of course boogie could never have been a good parent, he's too selfish and lazy to be a parent.
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Boogie inability to bring spawn into this world is probably one of his best traits, no joke.
 
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Boogie has chosen the "double-down" route for his autism lies:

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Parasocial cunt:

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August has come and gone and Boogie has failed to make good on his promise to continue the podcast. No surprises there. Too busy sitting on his ass having movie nights with the autistic child bride to give back to the retards who still donate:

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What is even going on with the Lolcow Podcast? Seems to be stuck in development hell. This teaser was posted nearly a month ago:

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It was always destined to fail and not last long, but failure to even launch? Disastrous.
 
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4 pounds in 3 days?
this is what happened, only Boogie didnt pay his sugar baby enough to be in the bathroom with him to be Bart so he never removed his gunt off the towel rack
she was probably like "go in there? with you? last time you took a shit, no way"
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"4 pounds in 3 days guys no soda!"
 
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YaBoi said:
Boogie has chosen the "double-down" route for his autism lies:

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Parasocial cunt:

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August has come and gone and Boogie has failed to make good on his promise to continue the podcast. No surprises there. Too busy sitting on his ass having movie nights with the autistic child bride to give back to the retards who still donate:

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What is even going on with the Lolcow Podcast? Seems to be stuck in development hell. This teaser was posted nearly a month ago:

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It was always destined to fail and not last long, but failure to even launch? Disastrous.
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Since Keemstar is willing to spend like 30,000 dollars on just paying these fat morons, I'm sure he's told them he has to approve the podcast episode before shelling out money and I'm assuming Keemstar found this to not be good enough to pay that money.

I mean can you imagine Boogie going on 30 minute self pity tangents?
 
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Swole McPole said:
Ah, I'm really sad now. I was hoping there was going to be some Shakespearian narrative in which the trap house running home invader shows up at the house of Jabba the Hutt to plead for the return of his beloved.

I mean, this must have happened in some way, shape or form. She had to have been in contact with Skinny Pete before making her decision to flee the abusive fat man's hovel. But he does work hard to control that narrative. Well, hopefully, Skinny Pete doesn't have to run any more trap houses because he's living large on Dez's divorce settlement. However much she got, it wasn't nearly enough for sharing a bed with that fat bastard.
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well, sleep sound knowing she has more of his money than he himself has nowadays
 
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AltisticRight said:
Does any normal person drink soda daily?
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I thought it must have been an American thing. I've got five cans of ginger beer in my fridge. If I've got an upset stomach and I can't keep food down, ginger beer helps settle it. So I've drunk three cans so far this year. That's it. The totality of my soda intake for the first eight months of 2023.

If I do drink it, I drink the full sugar stuff. Because I don't guzzle it down like a fucking baby, I can afford to.
 
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LaughJoke2.0 said:
He should layoff the pop. But how the hell does it make him eat more? The Carbonation literally helps to fill your stomach. I've had anorexics in my family guzzling down a diet pop was a way they'd avoid eating because for a while the stomach for feel filled. Until you eventually pass the gas one way or another.
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While diet sodas contain little in the way of calories, carbonated drinks increase your appetite I believe.

Especially for people like Boogie who probably feels accomplishment any time he drinks a diet soda and use it as an excuse to reward himself with snacks and other treats for drinking anything without sugar in it.
 
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derthballs said:
Boogie foolishly tweets about EDP445 getting caught - as you can imagine the comments pile on boogie he then claims other people are disgusting and awful, not mr "age of consent is ok"
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>A missile hit a school killing 200 children
Boogie2988: I was raped when I was a kid by the way.

Boogie2988 is basically a tranny.
 
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Every day he wakes up and decides to be a fat retard who over shares his fat retarded life on the internet.
Borderline amazing if you don't really think about it.

He could stop being a hated lolcow today if he just logged off instead he grooms a vulnerable young woman in to his fat orbit and make her the center of his disgusting content.
also, he was raped as a child and his brain not work so good.
 
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3 weeks until the
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TBH I don't really understand Clum's game plan here, it seems to me like he's REALLY counting on some kind of organic explosion. His channel is unestablished and empty, and he doesn't seem to be doing any kind of advertising/hyping it up. However this leads me to believe that it might end up not being a puff piece after all, as anyone with an ounce of common sense knows a Boogie puff piece isn't going to do any kind of crazy numbers on modern youtube. Maybe he's confident enough that Steven being himself was fucked up enough to draw in the crowds?
 
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Great! You can start by denouncing Kidbehindacamera, who was first dating Brigitte when she was 15 and he was 21. How many birthdays did he celebrate with her while she was underage? How many times did he pick her up from school? I'd love to be a fly on the wall in some of the private conversations you've had with him. We already know you were boasting about your 18 year old virgin friend to Keem's wife. Or was it 20? Who knows, you were licking your lips when you told H3 that you'd date as young as legally able a few years back.
 
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