Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Wodanaz]

Only the wall is now "The wall of wonderful and funny daycare employees". Hasn't it always been this way? I think you misremembering what he said. Send him a DM, he'll clear this miscommunication right up

kek I'm 100% sure it was "leave kids out of tranny propaganda or you belong on the wall"

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

Imagine how much of a fag you have to be to be in the shower and think "wow I should call some website dude because I'm utterly buttmad."

To be autistic he didn’t call website dude he texted website dude which is still pretty gay and his fish heads were still steamin

 

[AnOminous]

Wait, what? Are we back on clearnet and the .st domain no less?

 

[Geared Chris]

Do we know how old the kid is? It's one thing if she's 4, another thing altogether if she's 14.

Assuming it's the 4th child, she's between 8-9 years old now. This incident was well over 6 months ago so she was likely 7-8. On the chance it's one of the other girls, they were approximately 5 and 9 when this happened.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Welp, Nick's YouTube bootcamp has been leaked:

Spoiler: The goods

Post contains AI generated hilarity.

Spoiler: Deets

Just kidding, of course. As the video states, he hasn't posted it yet.

 

[Warching The Narcissists]

Wait, what? Are we back on clearnet and the .st domain no less?

Yes, I'm on clearnet using .st

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Wait, what? Are we back on clearnet and the .st domain no less?

you are one late motherfucker

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

If you believe Nick he takes care of issues at night while he's up and she isnt, and she take care of any issues in the morning while he sleeps, evidently that doesn't really work out since he seems to always have to get up early to deal with something for the kids

There's also the issue that he's drunk during his watch every night and streaming from his bunker/hot tub (or at least is supposed to be).

His night-time parenting amounts to "Don't bother Daddy, he's working"

Calling someone from a shower has to be the gayest thing I've ever heard of. Have you ever done that? Would you even ever consider doing that?

Is your average iPhone even waterproof?

 

[Warching The Narcissists]

Welp, Nick's YouTube bootcamp has been leaked:

Spoiler: The goods

Post contains AI generated hilarity.

Spoiler: Deets

Just kidding, of course. As the video states, he hasn't posted it yet.

Great, I can save my money for access to Andrew D'Adesky's course on how to pick up Thai Ladyboys

 

[Opera]

Holy shit this is comedy gold. I fucking lost it when he started jerking off the umbrella in the second vid.

The constant "OH BABY"s are just too much for me.

 

[northstar747]

What Nick and Dick want is for is us to accept their faulty narrative to be nice to Vito. They can go fuck themselves.

vito isnt even funny.

on the cuties front. I think the best take down on a free speech angle is this.

And null was the one to point it out.

The producers get 600 audition tapes of little girls twerking, pick a few, abuses them while filming the movie, shoot the movie in such a way as to basically be softcore pedo porn, get off on saying it has a message that pedos are bad.

back in the 1990s me and my buddy would look for edgy videos at the video rental store and we saw a film called happyness.

looking back I m pretty sure that movie has a whole other level of meaning now. granted its been 23 plus years but I dont even want to look back at it.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Welp, Nick's YouTube bootcamp has been leaked:

Spoiler: The goods

Post contains AI generated hilarity.

Spoiler: Deets

Just kidding, of course. As the video states, he hasn't posted it yet.

Can't wait for the five year update where he tells the viewer to get great brand sponsorships like Balldo.

 

[ShinyStar]

Loses weight, apparently. Kayla lost "a lot of weight" and is allegedly down two sizes, although the time-frame and her initial size wasn't made clear.

Here are some pictures from earlier this year. If she's lost weight since then, then she definitely has body issues as she doesn't look too healthy as it is. Note the tummy in the second pic:

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According to Drexel, the only reason a married woman would ever lose weight is because she is about to cheat or is already cheating. Nick never argued against that belief when Drexel put that forward. Is that one of those Drexel quotes we're not supposed to bring up at inopportune times?

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Can't wait for the five year update where he tells the viewer to get great brand sponsorships like Balldo.

In 5 years he will be strapped for cash due to being disowned by his inheritance, Rumble contract dying, and the wanton expenditures catching up to him. Some farmer will come across a video of Nick and Our Wife playing with balldos in contorted positions as Nick yells "69 for 69" during a live stream. However, it will not be not the usual kind of live stream.

 

[Retink Retunk]

In 5 years he will be strapped for cash due to being disowned by his inheritance, Rumble contract dying, and the wanton expenditures catching up to him. Some farmer will come across a video of Nick and Our Wife playing with balldos in contorted positions as Nick yells "69 for 69" during a live stream. However, it will not be not the usual kind of live stream.

BigBadNose went from Youtube millionaire to sleeping with the boys for pennies.

 

[Kheapathic]

I really don't understand the part about interpreting shit erroneously.

If we're talking about Vito; dude thinks "I WILL FUCK AN EIGHT YEAR OLD!" is somehow a setup, delivery, and punchline of a joke, and not a statement you use in a criminal trial. You know, as much as I don't care for stand up comedy and what-not, George Carlin had a similar type joke; I may be off, but it went something like this. "Rape, can be funny... Imagine Elmer Fudd, raping Porky Pig." Contrast that to have your opening be "I LIKE RAPING BITCHES!"

If we're talking about Drexel (fuck your government name, nigger); "I knew this girl at 13, and sexually dommed her for her own safety when she was of age" is pretty fucking clear what happened. You just had to look out for the best interests of this girl (you fucking simp) to make sure she isn't taken advantage of, and it just so happens that looking out for her means sticking your dick in her. There's also that story you tell of meeting her boyfriend and having to alpha over him... you started shit and got them to break up, didn't you. What a fucking gentleman.

So explain it Nicholas Rekieta, Esquire. Do explain how people saying that shit can be interpreted erroneously or uncharitably. I might even give you bonus points if you don't use progressive talking points to try and twist what words mean.

 

[Harm]

Putting his "jokes" aside, what he argues is completely indefensible. Vito has unironically advocated for empathy and sympathy for pedophiles. Full stop. Not as a joke or a comedic bit. He has argued in the face of harsh resistance that if even 1 out of 100 pedophiles are prevented from abusing a child because we empathized with them, then that's worth enabling the other 99 who will go on to abuse children.

Him being a self-described "best friend" of Max Karson, having gone to High School with Max Karson, and having previously lived as a roommate to Max Karson are all the more damning. He's best friends with a man sincerely arguing that child pornography should be decriminalized and that the solution to pedophilia is to sexually gratify the pedophiles in the hopes it'll satiate their appetite and they won't rape.

He doesn't even have arguments that posture as a metaphysical examination of the issue. It's "guys, I TOTALLY care about protecting children, and that's why we should sympathize with the people abusing them! Because if we're really nice to the pedophiles then they'll get treatment! I have studies I cannot and will not cite!" Brittany Venti kept pointing out how suspicious it was that he leans heavily towards the solution that causes the least harm to pedophiles.

Oh, and he used to use an anime child as a Vtuber model. Vito is an obvious pedophile.


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[Roboute Guilliman]

Nick: spends time with questionable people

Nick: can’t keep to a streaming schedule to save his life

Nick: horny posting

Nick: tells his old fans to fuck off

Nick: bathes himself in hypocrisy

Nick: “Why is Kiwi Farms doing this to me?”

Most accurate summation of the thread to date.

 

[Incel Death Note]

vito isnt even funny.

It's actually super easy to make pedophilia funny, even the worst comedians can make it funny which says a lot about Vito. It's like any shock thing. Hack comedian Jim Norton did a bit where he'd pretend to be a pedophile and it was actually funny. See if you can spot the difference between this bit and Vito flatly telling people that he's attracted to children.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Putting his "jokes" aside, what he argues is completely indefensible. Vito has unironically advocated for empathy and sympathy for pedophiles. Full stop. Not as a joke or a comedic bit. He has argued in the face of harsh resistance that if even 1 out of 100 pedophiles are prevented from abusing a child because we empathized with them, then that's worth enabling the other 99 who will go on to abuse children.

Him being a self-described "best friend" of Max Karson, having gone to High School with Max Karson, and having previously lived as a roommate to Max Karson are all the more damning. He's best friends with a man sincerely arguing that child pornography should be decriminalized and that the solution to pedophilia is to sexually gratify the pedophiles in the hopes it'll satiate their appetite and they won't rape.

He doesn't even have arguments that posture as a metaphysical examination of the issue. It's "guys, I TOTALLY care about protecting children, and that's why we should sympathize with the people abusing them! Because if we're really nice to the pedophiles then they'll get treatment! I have studies I cannot and will not cite!" Brittany Venti kept pointing out how suspicious it was that he leans heavily towards the solution that causes the least harm to pedophiles.

Oh, and he used to use an anime child as a Vtuber model. Vito is an obvious pedophile.

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Of course this fat fuck wanted to become a vtuber...