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Gunter Hatherer said:
A well documented phenomenon that intact men can have when suffering from ED. A sequence of unsatisfying mini-climaxes with pelvic thrusting resulting from extreme stimulation of erogenous zones absent an erection.

Extreme cope == Calling a symptom of male sexual disfunction a female orgasm.


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"Sudden rush of discharge" has to be like the worst thing you can say during sex
 
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PetiteFeet said:
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Sorry, ShatteredColon. You'll always be clockable. Also literally 14.
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I like how this impulse to turn every single stupid space into a factory for validation even creeps in on their own spaces. Not that I'm complaining, if everyone else has to constantly give them asspats then it's only fair they're forced to do it to each other.
 
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Terffals said:
Just to reiterate cause I’ve heard this view too often:

Squirt is piss.
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I dated a dude for some time, and when we finally started becoming intimate, I realized he was a very coomsick dude. He was always legitimately upset that he was unable to make me squirt. "All women can squirt, its not pee you just gota relax", he would say. He was obsessed with it and it was creepy.

At least now adays there are many legitimate studies both theough chemical analysis and measuring bladder content before and after orgasm showing that squirt, is indeed, pissy pee pee.
 

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Incel Death Note said:
<snip>MtF: I am having a hard time accepting the fact that I will always be seen as a man. No matter how hard I try to explain why calling me a man, dude, guy, bro etc, to someone who thinks it's okay to misgender me because he doesn't understand why it's not, isn't okay, and that I don't expect him to understand a trans specific issue, that I know that they cannot understand it completely, and therefore aren't expected to. But on the other hand Respect is expected, unless I've not given it. No matter how hard I try to explain this to certain people, they won't get it. Which is okay, I only want them to believe me, unless I've given them a reason not.to, when I say that misgendering me hurts me<snip>
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Good grief dude, get some therapy. This guy is one of those troons who spends hours sobbing in the bathroom at work.
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
At least now adays there are many legitimate studies both theough chemical analysis and measuring bladder content before and after orgasm showing that squirt, is indeed, pissy pee pee.
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I'm never listening to a scientist whine about funding ever again.

Anyway thread tax: more whining about the consequences of being an obsessive paranoid shutin. Unsurprisingly none of the comments suggest that being totally absorbed in insular communities which are hostile to outside perspectives may be bad for mental health.


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Lucille Bluth said:
Not defending the picture, but is the face that far off from your average Far Easterner? You can't make up an ambiguous brown talking to a literal yellow-skinned Ching Chong while a cracker and a nigger stand confused in the background.
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Would've been perfect to make the the main chick Filipino, since it would cover quadruple representation: brown, Asian, non-binary (?), and a woman all at once.
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Liz gong dong is probably not a good example as his eyes have congregated in the middle of his face to discuss how much of a faggot he is. It is a fair point, but I always thought that most asians don't have eyes that far apart. I might be wrong though.
 
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Mad_Dog said:
She would orgasm quickly, extremely hard and for a loooong time. At first it was fun and I felt proud but it quickly becomes annoying. Think premature ejaculation but for women. I was barely getting warmed up and there she was, orgasming with these full body spasms and saying incoherent stuff.
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So... like, who's gonna tell him?
 
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cia-log said:
Anyway thread tax: more whining about the consequences of being an obsessive paranoid shutin. Unsurprisingly none of the comments suggest that being totally absorbed in insular communities which are hostile to outside perspectives may be bad for mental health.
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You want people to care about you? Care about other people. Get out and volunteer. Stop whining. Listen to others. Check in with them. Set yourself some standards. Learn about the world. Be interested and become interesting.

Or masturbate, overdose on Cheetos, and complain that no-one loves fat whingers.
 
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