More post-jail sightings megathread

I hate how accurate this has become.
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“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child” or so the infamous saying goes.

If it’s good enough for royalty, then it’s clearly good enough for King Sonichu, diplomatic immunity from prosecution notwithstanding.
 
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Xenomorph said:
My question is to everyone in here: without mentioning where you live do you think your home state would have ruled the same way? :thinking:
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It's a monarchy, without incest, the whole system would collapse.
AnOminous said:
Chris has been released from jail so he can continue fucking his mom forever. He is fucking her right now. Thanks Heilberg!

Lmao no. He is now allowed to fuck his mom any time he feels like it. It is now legal.
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Confirmed by our favourite resident lawfag now.
 
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Xenomorph said:
My question is to everyone in here: without mentioning where you live do you think your home state would have ruled the same way? :thinking:
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I don't know. I hope my state would have sentenced Chris to death. But it probably wouldn't have happened. I just hope they wouldn't have sent him back home to keep fucking his mom some more. That's literally what Virginia did. They sentenced him to even more Barbussy.
 
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Xenomorph said:
My question is to everyone in here: without mentioning where you live do you think your home state would have ruled the same way? :thinking:
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Well here's the thing, and this is more than likely why his case was dismissed: the only hard evidence that we had of Chris fucking his mother was the phone call recording from ILJ of him confessing to it. Now, as shocking as that recording was, when you remember just how many times Chris has done or said stupid shit simply for the sake of pleasing online "gal-pals," it's entirely possible the entire thing was just him talking nonsense or some fantasy that ILJ had talked him into describing. I'm sure this is the angle Heilberg argued and more than likely pointed to other past instances in support of it.

So yeah, given that's pretty much all that the prosecution had as far as we know, I'm pretty sure any court would've dismissed the case.
 
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