Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Das Kätzchen]

Toss in 2 of these for good measure.
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Inb4 this is the newest implement in Rekieta's bedroom.

 

[Neetorino]

There's other completely serious tweets too like this one (the rest of the tweet was cut off and he deleted the original) where he asks why it's not okay for a 19 year old to be sexually attracted to a 14 year old. When he was called out was when he made the infamous "my 12 year old girlfriend tweeted that" tweet. He believes 19 year olds should be sexually aroused by 14 year olds and YOU are the weird one who can't draw a logical line on the issue.

It's 1/2 your age plus 7, it's very fucking simple Vito. The most pedantic answer is 16.5, but I'm sure most people would just round up to 17, a 14 year old is way too fucking young for someone who used to* be able to buy cigarettes at a gas station. Vito seriously thinks it's okay for a college guy to be brought to a homecoming dance by a 9/10th grader? Sounds like the method Drexel would've gone for if he hadn't already been dating the mom, fuckin simp white knighting for a girl he partially raised and becoming her dom. What a bunch of faggots the lot of 'em

*I say the change to 21 is hyper gay and really hasn't changed much, but that's neither here nor there.

 

[Das Kätzchen]

It's 1/2 your age plus 7

I've heard two ways of calculating the appropriate minimal age, those being "1/2 one's age+ 7" and "1/2 one's age + 5". I'm not saying that it's relevant in this case, obviously, since the question posed is retarded and disgusting. More of a general question whether both are fine or not.

 

[Incel Death Note]

"Dear god please stop already, I'm begging you!"

"What? Why?"

"Err... Yooou ummm... made me cum too much."

"HA. Knew it. "

I don't know about you but when i'm experiencing pleasure I say STOP THAT

 

[Harm]

"Half your age plus seven" only applies when both parties are adults, not when one's an adult and the other's in middle school.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Dick has a really fucked up view of what Christianity is. We caught a glimpse of it when he and Null said his goodbyes.

At 15:14, he opines that pedos are in a tremendous amount of pain, and cannot control their addiction. He also says that calling them pieces of shit are just gonna cause them to kill themselves and that's not a loving thing to do.

What's interesting is he suggests Rekieta (and Doug TenNaple) would agree with him. That might count as foreshadowing now, depending on whether Nick really believes Vito is joking (which is stupid), or whether Nick has adopted Dick's views on how to approach pedophilia (which is horrifying).

As a Christian, I would say that, yes... you should pray for pedos. Or any other sinner, for that matter. However, you certainly shouldn't laud their behavior by thinking the shit Vito is saying is funny, or anything other than gross. I think that just enables them further. He's enabling Vito by making light of what he's actually saying.

I hate that tone he talks in. He can be talking about the most mundane shit ever but the way he talks like he's always yelling/mad just gets a rise out you( at least for me). It is funny when he's actually mad because he screams and spits into his mic like a butthurt nigger baby addicted to Call of Duty.

Null's chronic low BP is definitely a superpower against creatures like the fat faced Richard Simmons thing. The parts where I would be going "bro bro bro bro" like Leafy, Null just raises his voice a tad bit and then Juju proceeds to shit himself.

 

[Chibitzen]

As much as Null should avoid being directly involved in the recent drama, he should still be able to report on the recent happenings on MATI with no issues, much like we do here on the thread (and KF as a whole).

That's the intent of the DMs, is to get him "directly involved". I feel like Null was more a observer/bystander until that little revelation. When DM's got involved, it could be countered as being "a personal issue" or "pleasing the Farms". It's why Nick must "befriend" everyone who is within reach, fans included. There's always the potential that he can be exposed from within the community, and with people in DM's, there's the potential to influence/sniff anything before it happens... plus he can milk info he can turn against them. Notice he's always feeling for other people's deficiencies and telling them how they can go about fixing them.

 

[AnOminous]

Null's chronic low BP is definitely a superpower against creatures like the fat faced Richard Simmons thing. The parts where I would be going "bro bro bro bro" like Leafy, Null just raises his voice a tad bit and then Juju proceeds to shit himself.

Dick gets off to getting buttfucked while pretending to be a cow named Juju. Nobody can be more pathetic than that.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

Is Drexel actually suing?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Catching up on LOCALS some more.

Chat not a fan of Dick or Vito:

Spoiler: This is on the 23rd BEFORE the pedo-guarding

MikeHum​

15 minutes late AND we have to listen to Dick Masterson screech? That shotgun is looking more and more appetizing

Thatguy2502​	I thought the biggest problem was Vito
SleepingPsycho​	Lol I have excellent timing
SleepingPsycho​	Tell him he’s a pedo

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

DICK MASTERSON shoul NOT be ALLOWED on the INTERNET

Nick is a comedic GENIUS!

Skull-Leader​

Officially, Nick's doing stand-up?

--Still--Life--​	Stand up is a loose script and mostly crowd control
--Still--Life--​	Nick knows crowd control
--Still--Life--​	Golden

You hate Freeze Peach if you disagree with fedposting:

--Still--Life--​

I'm about freedom, you're about evil fuck you if you don't like.

--Still--Life--​

OH NO. A BAN?

--Still--Life--​

What's a BAN?

Susanna's daughter had the DEADLY COVID!

@YaBoyHPLovecraft​

“Man… I’m worried about them releasing Covid II: electric-boogaloo-this-one-actually-kills-you… That fucking uni in Boston or whatever who cultivated a 50+% mortality strain?”

Sally78​

Daughter already had it..you will just be in bed for a week with high fever, head ache, and muscle aches.

Nick talks about Goblin Slayer and Redo of Healer rape being funny for too long:

Sally78​

Are we done talking about rape being funny yet

Sally78​	Night
Skull-Leader​	He made them so that if they lost erection, they get super hungry, do it started out with gang rape, and ended with cannibalism

RilW​

is this some kind of fantasy?

Freedom1982​

@RekietaLaw I'm shutting you off for the night. Took shit too far tonight. Not sure why you always have to get stuck on this topic. You don't stream in weeks and go off on a tangent like this. Ridiculous. Good night.

selwrynn​

He always talks about Rape when Dick is on and I'm sick of it. Rape is not funny.'

Sally collect parasocial relations with LawTubers:

MrStirFry99​	are you friends with Dani?
Sally78​	Dani ahn Direct

Sally78​

Just meet her this past weekend at vices thing

Nick's shed for Kayla's stuff:

Skull-Leader​

Nick has a she-shed

SorryAsHell​

Nick your wife is a hoarder

The LOCALS do crimes:

Ari_Rose​

I lost track of all the times I’ve taken a Plea In Abeyance

Ari_Rose​

I’d probably be in federal prison without PIAs lol

Booshmcfadden​

I've been to a place like what Nick is describing. In Houston. Amazing fucking cocaine.

Mandy does NOT grab for attention:

Mandy_K​

i dozed off, brb taking clothes off

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Chat has DIED 8 times! Still-Born wants to rape them:

EternalHex​

Had the former happen many times as a child. Legally died 8 times at this point too, the least they could do is threaten me with something new

--Still--Life--​

Hey VICTIM, can I blck your eyes again? You were the one who put the stick in my hand.

EternalHex​	Don't care, as previously stated several times
--Still--Life--​	@EternalHex Can I go back n time and fuck you as a kid?

EternalHex​

Sure, again, don't care man. You're not gonna get under my skin.

--Still--Life--​

No, I just invented a time machine made out of AIDS, I NEED your consent in the future to RAPE you as a KID.

EternalHex​

Okay.. Have fun with that

--Still--Life--​

No, you said YOU would HAVE fun with 'that'. Check yes or no. < 3

Chat admits to paedo attraction:

--Still--Life--​

When Juliette Lewis was in national lampoons vacation she was 15 and I wanted to fuck her. That was Last week

Female vs Male brain theory:

Spoiler: Gendered Brain Theory

Booshmcfadden​

Mens and womens brains are wired differently. Men can focus longer on a task than women.

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

Yeah, most women are midwits, more men are retarded or genius, and one kind of becomes the other when you get real far out there

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

It’s like we’re adapted to two different bands of time - men in the moment, women in the following moment, men think in weeks, women think in months, men think in years, women think in decades, men think in centuries, and so on

Booshmcfadden​

No, women are more easily distracted. Your girlfriend ever say, "What are you thinking about?" And you say, "Nothin"? Women can't think of nothing.

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

That’s actually also a biological feature. Male brains have a sort of ‘ready mode’ that can zone out and wait for stimulus. Female brains are wired in parallel between the hemispheres, so the hypothalmus is constantly lighting up which acts as a barometer of personal safety by way of feelings through the limbic system. Beautifully designed, to take care of potential offspring

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

It’s a large part of the reason why women were generally disfavored for monastic/priestly practices, that kind of one-pointedness is harder for the female brain to maintain. The trade-off is a sort of sixth sense kind of magical thinking/manifestation vibe though

Chat tries to kill itself:

EternalHex​	Are their any of us broken fucks that haven't tried to off ourselves in one way or another? Intentially or not.
Booshmcfadden​	I try like twice a month

DependasaurusRex​

Well, lets chat later and keep that from being a thing, man

Booshmcfadden​

Not a Joke

Weird victim flex:

TheMildOne​	So, no lie....in 2000, I tried taking Zyban to quit smoking....I started having visions of my death, and they all involved Bridges, Water, and Semi trucks.
TheMildOne​	I have panic attacks driving over rivers.

 

[AnOminous]

Is Drexel actually suing?

Drexel is a dumb ape who isn't doing shit.

 

[Terrorist]

wait so it is just a shitty "killer kills prostitute" movie? no kid, no pedophilia? Isn't Nick fucked regarding the Monty thing then?

I think people alleged it was pornography starring an underage actress. Neither appear to be true; the actress looks young but of-age (as well as alive, human, non-related and cyst-gendered...TWU toobz).

Again: If this is all Nick needs to call someone a pedophile, why not put Vito and Drexel against the wall?

 

[Swole McPole]

It's pathetic when atheistic reprobates try to throw Christian principles back in the face of their critics.

And Rekieta was never the sharpest tool in study hall. Sure, the guy went to his bible camp study group, but he came away thinking that Jesus's position was this:

Matthew 19:14 Suffer the little children and forbid me not to cum onto them.

 

[Sam Losco]

Chat not a fan of Dick or Vito:

Hey look, something we have in common! See Locals chat, we aren't all bad over here.

 

[Harm]

Source | Archive

Instead of fulfilling prior livestreaming commitments to discuss the legal situation regarding Donald Trump, Nick Rekieta will talk video games, pronouns, and penis. You can come "get weird" with him.

Again: If this is all Nick needs to call someone a pedophile, why not put Vito and Drexel against the wall?

The Montagraph situation is about pride. It's not about him calling out a pedophile who he believes will hurt children. Montagraph was dunking on Nick, so Rekieta put him in his place by telling thousands of people he's an active child predator and always has been with no evidence. His defense that it can't be defamation because "he doesn't have a reputation in the first place!" is bully logic. Vito is part of Nick's in-group so he gets special leniency.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Wonder who he's mad at for "putting [him] on a list".

Nerdrotic or Geeks n Gamers.

Congratulations to that one superchat guy from a week or so ago. It only costs 20 bucks to ruin a family vacation and convince a malding alcoholic that he's being RAPED by a gossip website.

Mr. Dick N. Balls strikes again?

Could someone please explain to me what this washed up, dollar value Howard Stern has over The Nose? Does he have his soul bound to a balldo in his basement or something?

Nick loves dick.

t'd be funny if his wife took his phone and chucked it into a fountain.

It would be funnier is she left him and took the kids.

Whatever the cause, the guy is physically and mentally a wreck. He needs an intervention. But he has no real friends to speak of. He doesn't like his parents. His wife isn't capable of doing it. He also has the classic enablers of bad behavior that are the closest thing he has to friends: Drexel and Juju. I think Drexel already talked about how he would be willing to step in to take care of Nick's family if anything happened to Nick. Juju doesn't care about Nick or really anyone at all,

Aspirating on his own vomit in his vault would be good outcome.

Yesterday, Rekieta messaged me at about 8pm my time. I wrote a reply that I felt was extraordinarily well drafted and which I believe succinctly hammered a series of indictments against his current trajectory.

Cut him off like an abusive ex-girlfriend. Unless you're into abusive relationships. You've been more than fair with him and given him every opportunity to pull up and he repays you by starting gay drama coordinated with his triumvirate of trash and degeneracy.

Any up and coming paralegal or legal theory person needs to get their stuff set up.. the televised donald trump stuff is gonna be a license to print money. I want to see soemoen take nick's meal ticket from him, because i think he will sperg endlessly when someone else does it better than him.

Nick won't be streaming shit. With how flaky he has become I fully expect him to ragequit streaming.

More specifically, I was musing moreso who would step into the role of livestreaming-trial-place-to-be, go viral/get rich, right-leaning/permissive of being uncouth throne that Nick vacated when the next big trial rolls in (which might be Trump). And less so other creators making prerecorded content.

Half a dozen lawtubers will be streaming it. Rittenhouse was lightning in a bottle. It won't be happening again.

Tweet posted around 8:30 in the morning his time - Nick Rekieta has woken up and resumed being MATI.

....family weekend?

Hey look, something we have in common! See Locals chat, we aren't all bad over here.

Today's Rekieta Locals member, tomorrow's Kiwi. I have a feeling they will really like the beauty parlor.

 

[McMitch]

Is Drexel actually suing?

Drexel, you bitch-made faggot, we all know you read this thread. If you don’t sue this forum, with representation by your lawyer friend Nick, then it’s just admitting to us that you can only smash box that you’ve known since she was thirteen; because you’re too craven to approach adult women.

 

[Bepis]

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Instead of fulfilling prior livestreaming commitments to discuss the legal situation regarding Donald Trump, Nick Rekieta will talk video games, pronouns, and penis. You can come "get weird" with him.

I wonder if Cecil will have anything to say on the stream about Nick's recent full-throated (some might even say deep-throated) defense of Vito the Pedo and his noble steed JuJu. He hasn't been shy about how he feels about the Eric July business.

 

[Potatoherder]

Instead of fulfilling prior livestreaming commitments to discuss the legal situation regarding Donald Trump, Nick Rekieta will talk video games, pronouns, and penis. You can come "get weird" with him.

At some point the Trump people will get the hint that he is a leech and milked them for their money. I think a lot of them just naturally just dropped off but if the trial is live-streamed expect him to come out as the biggest Trump fan ever only to drop Trump as soon as he can.