Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

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    Votes: 114 17.8%

  • No (I'm typing with one hand).

    Votes: 98 15.3%
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Food for thought: Ethan said today that his dick pic that he posted this weekend was from his old room in Richmond where the Faith Vickers sex tape was, which means it’s an old picture.

Why not a new picture especially since he lost some weight? Because he can’t get it up anymore due to the booze and Xanax. He had to pay a prostitute to fuck Amanda for him.
 
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Feaser said:
Food for thought: Ethan said today that his dick pic that he posted this weekend was from his old room in Richmond where the Faith Vickers sex tape was, which means it’s an old picture.

Why not a new picture especially since he lost some weight? Because he can’t get it up anymore due to the booze and Xanax. He had to pay a prostitute to fuck Amanda for him.
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... why would you save a dick pick for years? He's lost multiple phones, is a picture of his short, narrow, tapered cock worth saving on the cloud? We know he saves blackmail files on everyone in his life... but is he playing 4D chess by keeping a blackmail file on himself?
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
But Pantsu manages to fuck it up into some grotesque horror that looks like it smells of copper and dying fish.
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Gotta be mad crustaceans hiding down there.
t. Morris Forest inhabitants awaiting a bountiful harvest of stray oats (2023, colorized)
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Booby Jones said:
Ralph said on stream that a "mexican gigolo raw dogged her up the ass"
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I'm not sure what's more disturbing to contemplate - that they did anal because Ralph was determined his wife was gonna take spic dick and she was pregnant, that Ralph made her take it up the ass because he "owned" that gnarly jungle bushed cooch, or that Ralph wanted to put the memphis micro in her ass and couldn't get it hard enough for penetration due to a lifetime of abusing alcohol, benzos and saturated fats.
 
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I'm out for a while, I can't participate on a Ralph's thread that has to do with anal sex due to the corn references.
I swore off anal due to a very surreal experience I had with an intact kernel of undigested sweet corn, you could even say the thing was pristine.
The rubber made it less traumatizing... If the Mexican manwhore really did it raw:stress:
 
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The Wokest said:
I'm out for a while, I can't participate on a Ralph's thread that has to do with anal sex due to the corn references.
I swore off anal due to a very surreal experience I had with an intact kernel of undigested sweet corn, you could even say the thing was pristine.
The rubber made it less traumatizing... If the Mexican manwhore really did it raw:stress:
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Why the fuck would you volunteer this information?
 
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The Wokest said:
I'm out for a while, I can't participate on a Ralph's thread that has to do with anal sex due to the corn references.
I swore off anal due to a very surreal experience I had with an intact kernel of undigested sweet corn, you could even say the thing was pristine.
The rubber made it less traumatizing... If the Mexican manwhore really did it raw:stress:
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I think you should pay null to delete this if you won't I will
 
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Sithis said:
I'm not sure what's more disturbing to contemplate - that they did anal because Ralph was determined his wife was gonna take spic dick and she was pregnant, that Ralph made her take it up the ass because he "owned" that gnarly jungle bushed cooch, or that Ralph wanted to put the memphis micro in her ass and couldn't get it hard enough for penetration due to a lifetime of abusing alcohol, benzos and saturated fats.
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Uh I think she just likes it up the ass
 
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Mop_Bucket said:
... why would you save a dick pick for years? He's lost multiple phones, is a picture of his short, narrow, tapered cock worth saving on the cloud? We know he saves blackmail files on everyone in his life... but is he playing 4D chess by keeping a blackmail file on himself?
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I've been using the same dick pic for a decade. you know what they say, a picture speaks a thousand words
 
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Once again, I contemplate on the difference between normal people and these e-celeb niggers, especially the Ralphaverse.
"I had some mexican and my ass hurts!".
Normal people = I ate a burrito and had to spend some time on the toilet
Ralph & Horsette = A mexican gigolo sodomized my ass, with no condom, while pregnant and I'm shitting orphans
I'll never think of mexican and ass in the same sentence the same way ever again.
 
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