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You know Chris wasn't able to jerk off after knowing what a real woman feels like. The entire house is probably flooded with his year plus of being backed up.
More post-jail sightings megathread
- Thread starter GypsyBard
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I just realized that they are in desperate need of a driveway. Holy shit.
Not that he can afford it.
Not that he can afford it.
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You guys are just jealous. Chris is at home, living his best life. Weens and A-logs BTFO. You're here online seething at the Farms.
ALL LOVE, ESPECIALLY ONE BETWEEN MOTHER AND SON, IS BEAUTIFUL.
ALL LOVE, ESPECIALLY ONE BETWEEN MOTHER AND SON, IS BEAUTIFUL.
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Time for Barb+Chris sightings megathread.
Rasputinee
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Gonna be real, I think Chris is going to need to sleep with one eye open after this. Before he was a harmless retard, which stood as the biggest deterrent in keeping people from harassing him who weren't either weens or retards themselves. Now he's a known predator who got away with it pretty much with no real lasting repurcussions, continuing to exist as a burden to the taxpayer all the while smugly proclaiming himself as Jesus. Shit just isn't funny anymore.
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Why do autists like driving Chevy Aveos?
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- Dec 31, 2022
Being retarded and or nonwhite seems to be the key to getting away with any crime. Not sure how any lawyer or judge can look at the mess they've made and think to themselves "yea I'm cool with a retarded man fucking his dementia mom forever and ever like some kind of divine comedy punishment"
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Id be seething more if the site wasn't getting DDosed to shit fml
How long till some schizo reads Catcher In the Rye, and shoots him to gain the love of Jodie Foster?
Jk, the schizo would probably get the message to kill Chris from watching Sonic Boom or something.
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Do you think that he goes up to her and they both squak "TURN ME LOSE YA SILLY GOOSE" as they start fondling each other? (Debatable in barbs case because she can't consent).
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Godbear witness to his ansencion! IA, IA, Sonichu tismtaghn!
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I wonder what's his reaction when he found out when all of his shit is gone. E begging soon?
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It's an almost 20 year old Daewoo-Chevrolet Aveo junkpile with zero resale value. With how financially retarded he is he probably went to the first "Your Job Is Your Credit!" BHPH dump he could find and took out a 40 APR 96 month loan for it.
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The Aveo is a compact car. Only retards drive compact cars. There's your answer.
Rei is Shit.
kiwifarms.net
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Do you really think he is capable of thinking like this?
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They already rejected the messiah once before and they aren't about to make the same mistake twice.
Dylan
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I'm happy to see him back at home.
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Another name for the later versions is Chevrolet Sonic...
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Bingo. Honestly, I'm surprised that isn't what he ended up with. IDK what kind dodgy BHPH lot has nigh-20 year old cars on it. No bank is going to finance an almost 20 year old Aveo so my guess is he's getting railed with the "in house financing" special.
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