Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Every now and then while I'm on the Internet I look at Patrick's twitter replies. It's so weird to be like, "oh I wonder what Patrick's doing" and look him up and see he posted 13 seconds ago. This is his constant. I wonder if he dreams about us.
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I don't think Pat's 1.2 GPA brain could produce dreams like that. It's probably closer to a dog or cat's dream (except instead of chasing a squirrel, he's chasing a little black boy).

Niki walks by and sees him passed out on the fart couch, his legs and hands twitching, and heaves a big sigh as she walks into the other room to get her daily methane infusion from Jamarcarius.
 
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Unironically one of the funnier things about Fatrick's tweets is that he will continue to pick fights with more popular and smarter people on twitter. He will act like this and get brushed off until a notification pops up about him responding to trolls posting actual proof of stuff he denies. It will only be a matter of time until someone with a massive audience picks up on it and creates more people to tweet at Fatrick. Just gotta wait until it happens at this point
 
ngl the more he writes "your life is over, stalker" the more ammo he gives to a potential criminal charge because you're fucked if that's not a credible threat of violence or murder when constantly repeated by a fat, bitchy faggot who loves showing off his tacticool walmart firearms. the only thing saving him is he's sending it to sock accounts that end up inactive or deleted. the sheer quantity, though, suggests quite a lot. if he lived in the UK he'd already be enjoying prison hundreds of times over.
 
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Holy fuck this made me laugh.
He must look really really good
Wrong as always, stalker. Even in the distant past, F@t only looked like a less fat, less sweaty version of the whiny corpulent faggot he is today. Enjoy prison.
He’s just such an idiot that “hur dur Orange Man Bad” is as far as he thinks. He’s politically ignorant whilst wanting to be a “pundit”.
That's what American politics is and has been for decades. Politicians don't want any critical thinking or investigation into, well, anything. People who do that quickly become disillusioned by the fact that US society is a house of cards, and almost every single thing we're taught in public schools is a blatant fucking lie. So people like Patrick, who oink and squeal the tv's talking points loudly and aggressively, a textbook "useful idiot," are the result of a long, enduring campaign. This isn't any kind of defense of Fatty, just what I've noticed about people in the US, myself included.
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Unironically one of the funnier things about Fatrick's tweets is that he will continue to pick fights with more popular and smarter people on twitter. He will act like this and get brushed off until a notification pops up about him responding to trolls posting actual proof of stuff he denies. It will only be a matter of time until someone with a massive audience picks up on it and creates more people to tweet at Fatrick. Just gotta wait until it happens at this point
That the account "P@T Niggerson" has the blue checkmark and Piggy's actual account doesn't any longer is damn comical.
 
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Patrick tweeted 173 times yesterday. Is there another cow who’s nearly as addicted to X as pig is? It’s literally his entire fucking world.
I've seen a lot of cows. I've never seen any as dedicated to making sure they keep getting shit talked as the pig
 
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You're not wrong. Back in the early days of fucking with pig, when the subreddit was still around, the first thing that made him pay attention to us was his Twitter account getting suspended. iirc he was off there for a good 9-10 months, during which time he was losing his mind. He was constantly posting on Facebook about how frustrated he was for unfairly losing his account and legitimately threatened to fly to Twitter HQ at one point. He was also saying things like "It's very important that I'm allowed to talk to a real person at Twitter".

Twitter is his whole world. Everything about the public persona he's constructed for himself relies on that platform. I legitimately think he'd rather lose a limb than never be able to xeet again.
Textbook example of the system giving the disgruntled plebs Bread & Circuses as a distraction- Twitter is literally just that at this point. And Pat and his dumb gaggle think they're changing the world with their seething. Sad!
 
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Lmao, that "I didn't pay Quasi, all the money went to his lawyers" shit is so retarded. When he gets a gift card for Amazon for Christmas does he think that's a gift for Amazon because they're the only ones who get the money?

Also, regarding ADHD and low IQ. Yeah, I in some ways do agree with Pat here, ADHD is a bullshit diagnosis, and he likely doesn't have it. I don't go as far as some (Peter Hitchens for example used to write a lot about it) in saying that it's all completely fake I just think it is very very overdiagnosed, like I think maybe one in fifty people who either think they have it, or have even been diagnosed with it actually do. Psychiatry in a medical setting is just kind of fucked, the brain is just an organ like any other but the psyche and patterns of behaviour very much are not and the current approach of throwing pills at problems until it seems like they go away (especially when kids are involved) is entirely untenable. I think in fifty years we will look back at the mass prescription of SSRIs and ritalin for young people as just as horrific and backward as we think lobotomies or shock therapy are now.

I also don't think Pat is 76 IQ, he's definitely dumber than he estimates himself to be and as obstinate as a brick wall but I don't think he's at the level where he would legitimately fail the breakfast question. He's probably just bang about average, he can read books but nothing too tricky like academic papers or philosophy or challenging literature. He can articulate opinions about politics but it's very shallow "my side good, your side bad" shit and regurgitating news media talking points, he wouldn't be able to abstract his thought to ideology or view things through historical or economical analysis outside of shitty "gotchas" he's picked up on Twitter and he certainly couldn't grasp the constitutional or other legal nuances of his own country or state. He can articulate thoughts on "the science" but it's clear where he's pulling from for this authority is shit he sees on TV, or fiction authors, pop-sci rags and Wikipedia. You know damn well he's never read beyond the abstract on a JSTOR article in his life. He writes full length fiction books but, based on the excerpts posted here and opinions of those who have read further, it's not exactly stellar stuff, I've seen nothing of his that indicates it would eclipse what you might find on a fanfiction website.

I think, bottom-line, Josiah is right, his shrink mom fucked him up. He was fed delusions about being a special boy golden child who was just too smart for school and other authority figures and it's defined his fat life ever since.
 
Patrick tweeted 173 times yesterday. Is there another cow who’s nearly as addicted to X as pig is? It’s literally his entire fucking world.
I read that at one point Arthur Chu held the record for the largest number of tweets per day by a single person but I can't find the post where it was mentioned. Arthur deleted his account in 2022 after a catastrophic meltdown where he got tempbanned for yelling that everyone in the world needed to commit suicide because of GamerGate or climate change or something.
 
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Nikki runs a ghost writer company, right? What are the chances she wrote all 3 of Pat's books for him while all he did was a rough outline of the plot and childed publishers until someone agreed to publish?

His tweets are filled with grammatical and spelling errors and his ability to analyze cause and effect is suspect at best. I struggle to see how Pat could have written a novel, let alone three novels without outside help.
 
Nikki runs a ghost writer company, right? What are the chances she wrote all 3 of Pat's books for him while all he did was a rough outline of the plot and childed publishers until someone agreed to publish?

His tweets are filled with grammatical and spelling errors and his ability to analyze cause and effect is suspect at best. I struggle to see how Pat could have written a novel, let alone three novels without outside help.
The novels are also filled with errors (and Pat's politics)

If they were ghost written, even by ESL pajeets from fiverr, they would actually be better.

It is mind-boggling, but he definitely wrote them.
 
The novels are also filled with errors (and Pat's politics)

If they were ghost written, even by ESL pajeets from fiverr, they would actually be better.

It is mind-boggling, but he definitely wrote them.
I cant bring myself to read one of his novels. I just don't get how a published "professional" author has errors. I am a weak writer and I recognize that. I spend sometimes hours editing and proofing a report for work before I publish it. It's the bare minimum anyone claiming to be a "professional" should do.

Pat's such a lazy fuck.
 
Patrick tweeted 173 times yesterday. Is there another cow who’s nearly as addicted to X as pig is? It’s literally his entire fucking world.
That is Monday, September 4, 2023... But that doesn't tell the story...

Since the Contempt Hearing through approximately 3:00AM this date he's Xeeted just shy of 1,000 times, with 99 of those occurring just between Midnight and 3:00 AM:

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I have no idea what he was sperging about, but he literally Xeeted 30+ times per hour for three straight hours.

And not that Pig Sandwich actually sleeps a full eight hours per night based on today's data, but imagine a normal person who does; that's nearly eleven xeets per hour on Monday.

Imagine if he poured all that effort into actually writing a decent piece of science-fiction, or to some legitimate activism [not that a degenerate freak leftist who is also a closeted subhuman fag would ever engage in any sort of activism that could truly be called "legitimate"] or even to just starting a worthwhile business...
 
I cant bring myself to read one of his novels. I just don't get how a published "professional" author has errors. I am a weak writer and I recognize that. I spend sometimes hours editing and proofing a report for work before I publish it. It's the bare minimum anyone claiming to be a "professional" should do.

Pat's such a lazy fuck.
The editor they assigned him was dyslexic.
This isn't a joke.
Well, I mean, it is a joke, the idea of an editor for a publisher being dyslexic is a fucking joke, but its the truth, it's actually something rather happened.
I think it shows the opinion Pats publisher at the time had of him, likely acquired after first conversation with him.
I'm guessing they signed him before they had much exposure to Patricks particular brand of condescending FATness.
I'm thinking he'd been signed after maybe only talking to his agent, so it was too late to do anything but after realizing what it was they just signed a contract with management thought "fuck this guy" and just promoted the coffee tray guy to "editor" and told him to just keep Pat from bothering people.
 
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There literally needs to be a course or something for when you become an oldfag, literally just a "how to say no you fucking oldfag" course.
One of the class sessions on this would have to be dedicated to hanging up the phone on people they don't know.

No polite explanation of why you don't want to participate, but to just hang up.

Seems almost impossible for some.
 
Patrick tweeted 173 times yesterday. Is there another cow who’s nearly as addicted to X as pig is? It’s literally his entire fucking world.

back in her hilarious heyday, SecretGamerGrrl could rival or even outdo those numbers, but yon maiden, having made 100,000,000,000 mostly unread strings of xeets, hath retired from the hubbub of the offensive modern world a la j.d. salinger... except she's extremely female, so... LayDee Salinger.

i don't know offhand what pat's daily average is. Ms. Violet Cassandra Ocean's was 160-165
It was over 100 prior to that Googleshng about muting.

Jake averages 160+ tweets a day including RTs.
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...but when yon muse moved her, she could achieve staggering highs:
My favorite example being his record-setting 208-tweet 'shng one day in 2017, where he googleshnged for over 5 hours straight, 10:44PM to 3:51AM, then got back in the saddle at 8:06 PM the next day, resuming mid-sentence and continuing to 2:53AM.
 
The editor they assigned him was dyslexic.
This isn't a joke.
Well, I mean, it is a joke, the idea of an editor for a publisher being dyslexic is a fucking joke, but its the truth, it's actually something rather happened.
I think it shows the opinion Pats publisher at the time had of him, likely acquired after first conversation with him.
I'm guessing they signed him before they had much exposure to Patricks particular brand of condescending FATness.
I'm thinking he'd been signed after maybe only talking to his agent, so it was too late to do anything but after realizing what it was they just signed a contract with management thought "fuck this guy" and just promoted the coffee tray guy to "editor" and told him to just keep Pat from bothering people.
His former editor tweeting out asking someone to hire him after he got laid off, really driving home the fact that he was dyslexic in the tweet, was hilarious. Peak 21st century behavior.

Rick did get the book deal with Tor at least because of his Twitter account. He hit his follower peak with that disingenuous "no anti-abortion idiot has ever answered this question honestly" Trolley Problem (Rick defines honesty as "do they agree with me?" and doesn't listen when people respond anyway, o in his mind he's right). On paper, here's a fat guy with 50k followers who writes boring books, prime Tor material. Then of course no one bought any of his books because he's terrible, but there was a long while where companies thought Twitter was real life and that people who use it also buy books instead of being angry on their phones all day.
 
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