Blah blah it's easy to sperg about the "most disgusting smelling food on earth" but when push comes to shove none of us know what Clotso's (confirmed) infected, sweaty cunt/taint (c-diff slathered asshole) smells like, and like it or not, Nader and DeeDee will forever have a one up on us in that department.
Yes, we're aware that Guntal must have some interesting odor. But this started from those two eating durian to grift some shekels from the "disgusting foods of the world" crowd, not a differential on her body odor.
So MBM apparently called the Kuwait government and will put the call with voice modulation on his Patreon later. On one hand she did record it all. But on the other hand the petty spitefulness from MFM, Are we sure he's not a troon because that is some women's level of spiteful shit right there.
I really want to think it's just a troll, he recorded with someone from a script and just has clips to use against Chantal but he has gone RL before and been dumb enough to record it all.
But say extreme case scenario and they let her in and behead her or something would Marty go to jail for it, or do you think the world is too fucked up and he'll get off?
Not that I condone or condemn this, but Marty's live with some cow-tipping... It remains to be seen if he contacted the "right" authorities, but this has the potential to be interesting.
So MBM apparently called the Kuwait government and will put the call with voice modulation on his Patreon later. On one hand she did record it all. But on the other hand the petty spitefulness from MFM, Are we sure he's not a troon because that is some women's level of spiteful shit right there.
I really want to think it's just a troll, he recorded with someone from a script and just has clips to use against Chantal but he has gone RL before and been dumb enough to record it all.
But say extreme case scenario and they let her in and behead her or something would Marty go to jail for it, or do you think the world is too fucked up and he'll get off?
@Dutch Courage posted about it while MBM was live but it looks like that was the straw that broke the camel's back in getting his channel terminated. He already has a backup or three so we'll see him again.
Out of curiosity I listened after Dutch posted. MBM himself did not call but someone who speaks the language called. Allegedly. I'm not sure if the clips were given to the authorities but he was playing clips of Chinny in her Muslim LARP garb defending the rainbow flag while saying her religion condems it and says it's haram.
The premise used was she was helping the rainbow railroad which from what I understand helps those who would be persecuted for their orientation escape where they live.
MBM indicated he had the call, it needed to be translated and the callers voice modulated to protect his privacy. He also continued on about how filming oil fields were illegal, showing that footage as well as her stepping all over graves when they went to visit Salads mother. He also stated that video clips and more were being sent to the authorities via email, indicating emails were already in progress. He moved on into some Young Turk footage and news about the ME using "gaydar" to detect homosexualiy and some other crap before I tapped out.
I doubt anything will happen but he warned Chins not to go back to Kuwait as it would be very bad for her while stating she will do what she wants anyway.
Either way, MBM remains a joke and Chinny will be delighted his channel was terminated if the news even reaches her and will continue to gunt around Bangkok unaffected.
But say extreme case scenario and they let her in and behead her or something would Marty go to jail for it, or do you think the world is too fucked up and he'll get off?
I can’t help but wonder if the durian breath of the gunt is worse than the green peen bullet sucking breath of the gunt. Also I’m laughing at salad having to smell her extra rotten breath.
Frog faced fuck
Loving this lighting
But say extreme case scenario and they let her in and behead her or something would Marty go to jail for it, or do you think the world is too fucked up and he'll get off?
Nah, trying to behead her would be pointless, as the blade would just bounce off
Jokes aside, the worst case scenario for her would be if she got denied entrance to Kuwait at the end of the trip (aka no visa renewal).
They could also ban her from entering the country, but it's teflon Gunt we're dealing with, so she'll probably go back to eating and sharting in front of a camera with no major consequences.
I also read on Plebbit that the person calling told the officer that Salah was an alleged fag (?) lol, it would be interesting if he got denied entrance to Kuwait and had to go back to Thailand/Syria, but again, this is a major scenario
I don't know honestly. In this day and age maybe bullying? Honesty non snarky question that might be better I made a thread rather than shit up the thread. But people who have called in SWATings that had people killed have been put in jail. But also Chantal did everything herself and he was just bringing it to the attention of the authorities. But like SWATing someone he knows there is a risk someone could die or get hurt, not just be an annoyance.
And not a lawyer or anything either, just honestly curious if something did happen because of him calling if there would be more repercussions than losing his channel. She did film and say it all herself. I guess it comes off as speculation, but I'm honestly asking, could something happen (other than losing his channel). Because it seems so over the top petty for the possible outcomes to me.
I guess it all depends if something did happen, if Chantal has anyone in her life any more that would care and point them to the authorities or sure him or something.
Honestly I didn't consider her size, just the possible consequences in general with a line from someone calling like with my SWATing example above.
I guess my main question is: If someone can SWAT someone else and someone dies the caller would go to jail. But if the caller shares things the other side did and someone dies would the caller be held responsible at all? Caller doesn't lie, the doer did it, but the caller called knowing it could be as bad as someone getting hurt or dying.
Knowing our invincible heroine‘s luck, they both WILL be denied entrance home, and because Salah is not a Kuwaiti national, they won’t admit him just to punish him for being gay, but exile him.
THEN he might have some very nice paperwork to present to the Canadian government showing persecution for sexuality, and he could apply for some sort of stay there without even having to prove & pretend they were married, and he loved Chantal.
Chantal would still win from this though because he would continue the grift to secure free lodgings with her until he was able to set himself up later on.
Who knows if any of that is possible with the Canadian govt, but it would be hilarious if Marty actually ended up securing Salah his Canadian Dream, and funny for us as Chantal will get stoned & eventually dumped quicker this way.
I guess my main question is: If someone can SWAT someone else and someone dies the caller would go to jail. But if the caller shares things the other side did and someone dies would the caller be held responsible at all? Caller doesn't lie, the doer did it, but the caller called knowing it could be as bad as someone getting hurt or dying.
In this "operation rainbow road" we'll call it, Marty is not swatting. He, or They as it was a second party, provided authorities with a narrative and evidence that supports that narrative(not that the narrative itself has to be true). Anything resulting after this would be because the Kuwaiti authorities then looked at the evidence, and made a decision. Even if the initial investigation was because a fabricated lie peaked their interest, the result of that investigation would still be the result.
Where the swatting is of issue is in the pure sense of swatting; calling in a fake immediate hostile threat that results in the police believe someone is armed and dangerous etc. and the police have no time to react and investigate due the perceived threat to life.
Now if Chantal and Salah get yeeted off a building because of these inflated allegations, well that's on Kuwait's "due process". I just hope Alaa is streaming that day.
Sigh.....
As funny as it would be if Marty's trolling actually had a negative effect, the truth is Teflon Gunt will hurple by the Kuwaiti authorities not a care in the world other than what she is going to get from Uber that day.
I truly think the next big thing of note we will see is her medical condition deteriorating.
Not that I condone or condemn this, but Marty's live with some cow-tipping... It remains to be seen if he contacted the "right" authorities, but this has the potential to be interesting.
I posted a Marley Hendrix edit of this long stream, which keeps just the important bits. It’s still available as of now.
Over on The HN thread and on Marty’s thread.
Edit. Ninja’d mostly. I do provide a recap tldw in the post, though.
Sigh.....
As funny as it would be if Marty's trolling actually had a negative effect, the truth is Teflon Gunt will hurple by the Kuwaiti authorities not a care in the world other than what she is going to get from Uber that day.
I truly think the next big thing of note we will see is her medical condition deteriorating.
I am wondering if it was fatso whining to the powers that be is responsible for him being yeeted , if that is the case, he is going to be furious , just as he was going to see some coin rolling in, he is gone before he can cash in .
I am not sure if he will have any impact on her life in reality but I think he will put more effort in now , just for retribution. I did get chance to watch some of the stream from him and if he is telling the truth , there's every possibility she will not be needing the direct dial number for Uber eats in Kuwait any more . We will have to wait and see . Either way I am dreading smugtal appearing to gloat about her victory , I hate the smug grin on her fat face .
Marty is one of the few haydurrs i'm totally fine with Smugtal dabbing over. It all stems from the fact that he was built up as this big bad troll she dont wanna mess with, only to turn out a wet fart.
Dude's drowning and these are those last kicks before shit covers his face. I dont even know why we're giving him any attention on this thread tbh
Marty is one of the few haydurrs i'm totally fine with Smugtal dabbing over. It all stems from the fact that he was built up as this big bad troll she dont wanna mess with, only to turn out a wet fart.
Dude's drowning and these are those last kicks before shit covers his face. I dont even know why we're giving him any attention on this thread tbh
-Bitch is dressed up. Travel day? -HOI FERNANDA!
-Gas-station snahcks DELIVERY!
-HOI GOLDEN GIRRL!
-The 7-Eleven is across the street(?)but they got a package of cookies delivered? Lazy fucks.
-Has a tiny “personal fan”. With a light. -Ya know I’m just trying to live out my life and do what I wanna do.
-You’ve always done exactly what you want to do, you brain stem.
-Been doing a lot of walking.
-Will do more walking.
-Wants to do more international travel since she’s so good at it now.
-<to chat> We’re not gonna DISCLOSE OUR TRAHVEL PLANS. -You goise will see. HEH HEH!
-I’m soorry Sophia, we just like to keep things priv- cause literally there are people who’ll like try to pinpoint like exahctly, uhm, what airport we’re at ‘n all that koind of stuff, so we hahve to be really CAREFUL… you know, that’s like our responsibility so thaht’s why I don’t say. HEH!
-Durian is soo delicious. Like, the taste and smell don’t mahtch. I don’t know how to describe it.
-<to chat> She’s thought about pick-pocketers but she’s very careful. Plus, her personal stench is a built-in pick-pocketer-repellent. No one’s even tried to get near her in public. It’s a turnkey solution.
-She should bottle and sell her stench in spray form for other international tourists!
-Oh, wait.
- …
-There have been sketchy locals trying to rip them off since they’re tourists, but fortunately our Divine Pious Sister St. Mariam is a seasoned international traveller so she knows what to watch out for. -Do your research before trahveling here! I’m gonna do a tips video if you wanna trahvel here…but you hahve to be careful because they will troye to get a lot of money out of you HEH!
-You gotta be careful. Touristy places can be money trahps.
-Gunt knows this. Thus, they are sticking to off-the-beaten-path jungle stuff. Like eating goat eyeballs. -I wanna go to England. I wanna see the world. It’s so different!
-One thing is certain here. When Gunt and her faithful houseboy touch Kuwaiti soul again (fuck whatever Marty sats. He’s as useless as Chandler’s third nipple) Gunt will return to her 6000+calorie mukbangs bevause NOW SHE KNOWS SHE CAN TRAVEL INTERNATIONALLY no matter how fucking fat she is. We’re in for a horrendous run of Burger King and rice with chicken videos. Or… -I’m not gonna let myself be held bahck, you know, by anything. When I drop dead, I drop dead. Until then I’m gonna do everything I can to live my life.
-Our brave little toaster. -Do they have a lot of trains in China? -DING-DONG IS SPEAKING. I NO UNDERSTAND.
-<from chat> Are you gonna check out the beaches? -Yeah of course! It’s not our focus - we hahve a lot of beaches in Kuwait.
-Not to nit-pick too hard, but technically, there’s one long beach, not several.
-She’s not into “aaahqua-life”
-<re: being called a “world traveler” lol>
-Yeah. It’s getting to be something I really enjoy doing.
-Cuba, Kuwait and Thailand. That’s it. Three countries. She doesn’t exactly have the passport book of a fucking UAL pilot.
-<re: her stamina> I dunno. It was the walking and the heat.
-In Kuwait, 30° feels like 55°. So that’s 25° extra that I’m trying to walk around and it’s just suffocating. I don’t know how to explain it.
-It’s a lot more comfortable here to walk, I dunno.
-Hey, there’s nothing wrong with being a homebody either.
-Yeah I’m okay. I wanna snahck! BRB
-I hahve a Minute Maid orange juice SPLASH!
-Perfect for when you want to drink 300 processed calories while avoiding all those pesky vitamins and nutrients. -And this is GREEK YOGURT! BERRIES!
-Yah. I’ve been cRaViNg something somewhat healthy.
-I don’t want to say this but I have to. If she continues to do eating videos with that lapel mic on, I’m going to have to take an early retirement from reeecaps. The mic makes her chewing so absolutely positively HORRIFYINGLY awful, it’s nearly unbearable now. I’ll try my best to power through for now.
-DING-DONG IS EXPLAINING THE ARABIC VERSION OF “GESUNDHEIT.”
-Yogurt raking. Please stop. I’m begging.
-She doesn’t moind editing for you goize. She wants to show her holiday.
-<from chat> Any hints on the next adventure?
-NO.
-<not sure to what this was responding. to.> Well, my body’s shaped the way it is, so WHAT CAN I DO.
-Exactly. - The live shrimp yeah. Well they were gonna die anyway.
-We boil lobster aloive, ya know?
-I feel bad for the squid they eat alive. Yeah.
-Keep digging, bitch. The hole you’re making is purty.
-Seemingly ceaseless strained fake laughter from Ding Dong and the Gunt.
-Salad didn’t like pad Thai because he doesn’t like sweet/savory things. And that’s totally not because he’s a fucking douchebag. -There are some things I won’t eat that are hallllalllle like bugs. Bugs are hallllalllle.
-I did see scorpions on a stick, yeah.
-It was rainy today. It’s rainy season.
-I think I’ve given up on waiting for that moment when you feel totally, totally happy. It’s not gonna come.
-Wow. Words any “newlywed” loves to hear from their new “spouse.”
Looking thrilled at the prospect of all those stairs to the giant statue.
In this new vlog, travel channel host extraordinaire Chantal shows us all the ‘rooster statues’ on offer to buy, which celebrate cock fighting! The gorls over on Reddit are gonna love that!
She has left in lots of moments where Salah has caught her before she’s plastered on her rictus grin, dunno why.
I think only Salah is going in and out of the little temples, because he films himself taking his shoes off. I think she is waiting outside each time because she doesn’t want the embarrassment of him having to put her shoes back on her.
-(VO) Hi there. So we hahve moved on from Bangkok to Pattaya and we’re visiting the Big Buddha Temple today.
-15-minute drive through the city to reach the temple.
-We took a taxi. As you arrive, you see the statue and the impressive staircase leading up to it.
-See goise? Food isn’t always the only thing our Gunt thinks about! She also considers stairs.
-There are a few stalls along the way so you can buy your own statue.
-There are rooster statues everywhere. She doesn’t understand the history too well. Class?
-There were many little temple play areas like this.
-You’re required to remove your shoes before entering, and there’s a lot of these offerings you can purchase and enter thee temple and pray and give offerings to the spirits, to the Buddha.
-So, adorning the handrails of the steps leading up to the Buddha, are seven shining snakes that emerge from the mouth of the dragon. They’re meant to guard the entrance to the temple.
-HULLO GOISE HOW’S IT GOEEN.
-Shut up ding-dong.
-Huge steep stairs - gonna be challenging for me, but I’ll take breaks if I hahve to.
-“Steep”? That’s the least “steep” set of stairs I’ve ever seen. Each step is like an inch high.
Sorry, nitpicking.
-Just gonna grab some water.
Thrilled.
-I swear to Sky Santa, I don’t think I’ve ever witnessed any human being more in love with himself than Salad. He honestly thinks he’s the coolest creature to ever live. Is it possible he’s evolving into something worse than Chantal?
Lol nah.
Or…?
-The little hike to the top of the mountain is so worth it. Even just to admire the peaceful serenity of beautiful nature.
-The Big Buddha statue is eighteen metres high at the top of Big Buddha Hill in the center of Big Buddha Temple in Pattaya, Thailand.
-Many people come to offer prayers. But many, like Salah and I, come to admire Thai culture and breathtaking views.
-This here is a Bodhi Tree.
The Buddha achieved awakening under the shelter of a sacred fig tree known as the Bodhi Tree. Since then, this tree has become a symbol of the Buddhism enlightenment and the heart-shaped leaf a symbol of the potential that lies within each of us to awaken.
-An important note, when visiting any Buddhist temple, it is imperative to dress modestly and to cover your legs.
-I’m not going to transcribe her whole explanation of Buddhism. We all know how to Google.
-All in all we had an amazing day at the Buddha Temple. We would highly recommend it if you’re visiting Pattaya.
-We are now making our way back down the stairs; actually the stairs were not too bahd
-Try to imagine being so fat that your “spouse” gives you a thumbs-up for making it down a flight of one-inch steps.
-Awww when are your octuplets due, cutie?
-Because I’m feeling petty and sick of looking at the faces of these two fucks, the red line is where the actual bridge of her nose is. Those sunglasses are resting so high up on her Slaton face they’ve never even touched her fucking nose.
-That skin is looking like the waffle I had for breakfast.
-I also am very proud of myself for walking as much as I hahve been on this trip so far. It’s becoming easier and easier and I don’t feel much pain anymore when I walk. I’m taking a lot less breaks than before (you mean like a week ago?)
-I have to say I wouldn’t be surprised if Gunt has significantly improved her stamina (I despise that word now) and lost 20-ish pounds by the time they land back in Kuwait. The fun part will be watching return to splat and stuffing her face around the clock. She’ll be back to her former condition after a few weeks of Taco Bell and sleeping all day.
I’m here for it.
-IT’S TOO HOTT!
-Alright goise we just left Big Buddha Temple and we’re on our way to a floating market in Pattaya. So stay tuned for that video.
-Boye goise!
I love how she has basically done one day of stuff but cut it up and spread it out over a week or more of content. Peak Chantal. Muh World Travel Vlogger; Many such cases.