Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LiquidKid]

That's not funny at all. I've never got the Carlin worship that people seem to go in for (not directed at you, @Kheapathic -- just talking about it in general.) Carlin is to Lenny Bruce as Denis Leary is to Bill Hicks. Thin, weak imitations of the real thing.

I do agree with you that Carlin is insanely over rated, and I’ve never understood why he’s treated like some genius philosopher(I’m looking at you Penn Jillette) the rape joke in question is actually funnier than what was left on. You can read a transcript of it here. The theme of the joke isn’t so much about rape as it is about the idea of things not being okay to joke about and why he thinks different, since he feels what makes the joke a joke is that it exaggerated one element over the others. The ultimate punchline is him saying “these are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of good schools.” Implying they he’s fucked in the head. In the end, he is the joke, not the rape or the concept of policing jokes, and the funny part is how long he rambled on the subject before calling his own mind into question.
It’s a level of self-awareness that none of these modern comedians seem to have, especially people like Vito, Dax, or Nick.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Mandy_K​

I'm watching Joe and hanging out with Cynthia. She says KF likes me now. Or whatever.

She lies.

SleepingPsycho​

Do they still like her?

No.

 

[Shush]

Nick posted a new short video on Locals. I don’t see any of the youtube clipper's with it, but that might be because a previous post on Locals says his new videos aren’t allowed to be clipped. I’ll try and upload the ones I see since the youtubers wont.

His Locals-exclusive videos always feel more honest.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did a LOCALS stream:

- His AC in his house need to be replaced. They thought his previous issue was a slow leak of refrigerant, but it was all pretty much gone by the time they returned from camp. They cannot come out until Thursday to quote the replacement. Nick's office and the basement are the only comfortable place in the house.

- TMFSquid asked how to help a friend threatening suicide. Nick said if he is too far away and cannot talk him down to call in the police. He immediately made jokes about suicide.

- Nick doesn't want to talk about drama with Jersh. Chat thinks Josh hates Drwxel because of the 'soft eyes' joke.

- Nick ranted on 'grace' in religion. Nick doesn't understand how you cannot muck it up but you cannot be good enough. 'Why can you not go murder a Ugandan family if you are "saved"? What is the limit?' He doesn't understand the rules, and no one wants to think about how hard it is.

Nick thinks Stephan Moleneaux's take on Christ's death makes sense. God didn't send him to die (that would be child abuse) but God somehow came up with a new plan. Nick thinks God 'might be on acid sometimes'. It doesn't make sense.

Nick has had 2 deeply spiritual experiences, but he's not sure if it was God or not. He does not want to spend much time worrying about life after death, otherwise it is a distraction from life.

- Edit: Nick elaborated that it was his in-laws whose vehicle was disabled at camp and they were waiting until it could get towed because he was the only one with a vehicle large enough to take them along with them.

 

[Strix454]

Does anybody have the clip (or link to the stream/clip) of Rekieta calling Montagraph a pedo?

It was clipped by Elissa LINK

Nick repeats the most self-damaging of his statements - him making a statement of fact about Monty doing acts with children. The guest clearly understands Nick's legal stupidity and self-harm to his case. I would think that doubling down on these statements repeatedly also moves things closer to the malice standard.
He is legally trapping himself into a truth defense where he is going to have to show actual evidence of Monty engaging in sexual acts with children.

 

[Spaded Dave]

He is legally trapping himself into a truth defense where he is going to have to show actual evidence of Monty engaging in sexual acts with children.

He really is fucking himself hard here, you're right. Because not only is he stuck in the "truth" defense but he consistently states that he's not going to retract anything and repeats the allegations even in the light of new/updated information about the photography business, the videos, everything that he could possibly base his opinion off of has been debunked but he's still barreling forward.

He now needs to try not just a truth defense, but a truth defense with evidence that only he could possibly have seen.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

A few months ago when something was happening with Christ, Null and Rekieta were going to do a stream but then he cancelled and then it never got rescheduled. That always hit me as strange, dunno maybe it was bubbling up in the background for a while.

I member. Null woke up early, made coffee and saw the cancellation message LOL

It was clipped by Elissa LINK

I am looking for the actual clip/link; the first time it happened. I have came close, but I can't find it.

Edit:
First time (I think) Rekieta acknowledges Monty:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ohqbcCLowY4

"The kid stuff I said about you"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FwvNUp6AX4c

 

[Averagest Redditor]

Is having "soft eyes" some kind of American insult that I'm not aware of? In my mind, having soft eyes means that you look friendly and non-threatening; which is a good thing outside of the ghetto where you must always be prepared to aggressively stare down the other chimpanzees in order to establish dominance. I can't comprehend how anyone could take offense to being told they have soft eyes, unless they're a nigger. Josh is not a nigger, why would he care?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Nick posted a new short video on Locals. I don’t see any of the youtube clipper's with it, but that might be because a previous post on Locals says his new videos aren’t allowed to be clipped. I’ll try and upload the ones I see since the youtubers wont.
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His Locals-exclusive videos always feel more honest.

I think Null would have more respect for Balldo man if he sent him CWC style rants rather than teenage girl style messages from the shower. At least Chris would tell people exactly what he wanted removed from the internet in his rants.

 

[Strix454]

- Nick ranted on 'grace' in religion. Nick doesn't understand how you cannot muck it up but you cannot be good enough. 'Why can you not go murder a Ugandan family if you are "saved"? What is the limit?' He doesn't understand the rules, and no one wants to think about how hard it is.

Because grace requires an honest confession of your sins at least to yourself and honest repentance. If as Nick, you see grace as a means by which none of your actions in life have any consequences. If you see grace as a license to do bad things without incurring any consequences, then you really don't understand it. If you murdered a family to test god's grace, honest repentance of that is not going to be an easy thing.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nick did a LOCALS stream:

- His AC in his house need to be replaced. They thought his previous issue was a slow leak of refrigerant, but it was all pretty much gone by the time they returned from camp. They cannot come out until Thursday to quote the replacement. Nick's office and the basement are the only comfortable place in the house.

- TMFSquid asked how to help a friend threatening suicide. Nick said if he is too far away and cannot talk him down to call in the police. He immediately made jokes about suicide.

- Nick doesn't want to talk about drama with Jersh. Chat thinks Josh hates Drwxel because of the 'soft eyes' joke.

- Nick ranted on 'grace' in religion. Nick doesn't understand how you cannot muck it up but you cannot be good enough. 'Why can you not go murder a Ugandan family if you are "saved"? What is the limit?' He doesn't understand the rules, and no one wants to think about how hard it is.

Nick thinks Stephan Moleneaux's take on Christ's death makes sense. God didn't send him to die (that would be child abuse) but God somehow came up with a new plan. Nick thinks God 'might be on acid sometimes'. It doesn't make sense.

Nick has had 2 deeply spiritual experiences, but he's not sure if it was God or not. He does not want to spend much time worrying about life after death, otherwise it is a distraction from life.

- Edit: Nick elaborated that it was his in-laws whose vehicle was disabled at camp and they were waiting until it could get towed because he was the only one with a vehicle large enough to take them along with them.

Wow, Nick should never pretend to be any kind of non-atheist if he can’t process the idea “maybe God, what with omniscience and all, might know more about a thing than I do”

 

[Strix454]

Is having "soft eyes" some kind of American insult that I'm not aware of?

I think Drexel is probably using it in a dating/relationship sense. Maybe related to the pick up artist eye contact rules for dating bullshit. He could be saying that Null is desperate for sex. That would be a very Drexel thing to say. It could also be calling him weak or gay. As far as I know, its not a normal sort of insult.

 

[cypher3057]

Here’s an unlisted Elissa clip from last nights show of nick responding to a SC for 13 minuets cause he sent a bunch in a row and called him alcoholic. She said she’s not sure if she’ll make it public but it’s free to share.

Archive:

Edit: Added archive

 

[Kopasea]

Nick thinks Stephan Moleneaux's take on Christ's death makes sense. God didn't send him to die (that would be child abuse) but God somehow came up with a new plan. Nick thinks God 'might be on acid sometimes'. It doesn't make sense.

To wax a little theological. The wages of sin is death and since we all have sinned and fallen short, we must pay the penalty of being separated from God. Allusions to Jesus' death is throughout the Old Testament (if Nick ever thought to open up his Bible) with one of the big ones being the scapegoat. In order for the debt of sin to be repaid, it was necessary that a perfect human die for the rest of us, and the only way a perfect human can exist is if he's fully God and fully man. Thus, God knew exactly what He was doing when He sent Jesus down to die for our redemption.

Here’s an unlisted Elissa clip from last nights show of nick responding to a SC for 13 minuets cause he sent a bunch in a row and called him alcoholic. She said she’s not sure if she’ll make it public but it’s free to share.

Totally normal behavior to sperg out after being called an alcoholic and then remove your shirt to prove(?) you're not an alcoholic...

 

[Associate Rick]

He now needs to try not just a truth defense, but a truth defense with evidence that only he could possibly have seen.

He's using the "My Truth" defense.

 

[sum ting wong]

Here’s an unlisted Elissa clip from last nights show of nick responding to a SC for 13 minuets cause he sent a bunch in a row and called him alcoholic. She said she’s not sure if she’ll make it public but it’s free to share.

At 2:30 he goes on the usual excuse of "Substance abuse rates among lawyers is the highest". Nigga that's practicing lawyers and it's because their job is stressful and sometimes grim. Your a "lawyer" in name only, you stream yourself being a degenerate from the comfort of your home and are more a "lolyer" than a lawyer.

 

[Hungry Fox]

Here’s an unlisted Elissa clip from last nights show...

When was the last time he did something non-destructive and grounded like those painting streams with Sargon? Them just doing constructive hobby nerd stuff and shooting the shit? seeing all that booze and clutter in front of his hobby paints says that it's been forever. This flush-faced fuck-up is a textbook example of being mindful of hubris. and not drinking so damned much.

 

[Pomniman]

I listened to the first few minutes of last night's stream as background noise before turning it off out of disgust. "Haha I totally don't care about this thing that I'm using to farm clicks but let me squeak about it in my most balldoed cuck voice like my opinion matters." He's such a mealy-mouthed little worm. It's almost impressive how he manages to live up to every sleazy scumbag stereotype about lawyers while being so terrible at the job.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

It's actually super easy to make pedophilia funny, even the worst comedians can make it funny which says a lot about Vito

Ironically, this TedX talk was given at Dexel University LMAO

 

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Here’s an unlisted Elissa clip from last nights show of nick responding to a SC for 13 minuets cause he sent a bunch in a row and called him alcoholic. She said she’s not sure if she’ll make it public but it’s free to share.

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Guy really got his money's worth. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't get more super chats like these.