Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
What’s up with fish heads? Do you have the goal to arbitrarily mention fish heads in almost every post you make ITT, or has it all been happenstance?

Wasn't the whole fish head thing the reason why he got the pink triangle of shame?

the rape joke in question is actually funnier than what was left on.

OK, not half as bad as I'd thought. The Porky/Elmer bit of the routine anyway. But the rest of it is typical Carlin. It's just him lecturing his audience about why people who don't agree with him are wrong. It's the birth of identity politics. People go to see a comedian because he articulates their political views, not because his jokes are funny.

Back in the day when Carlin was hot shit, I used to think he was good as well. But I liked him because he was articulating a political position I agreed with, not because I thought he was funny. He was 'our tribe' basically.
As I've gotten older, I've come to think his politics (by which I really mean my politics back then) were juvenile and lacked nuance. Rather than making the world a better place, I think they've made it far worse.

I do wonder how many of Carlin's fans were whooping it up when Twitter banned Trump? I bet it was a pretty high proportion. (I have lots of these people among my FB friends -- aging boomers who loved Carlin.) They don't want 'free speech' as much as they want their opinions to dominate the media/culture and they tend to be happy when speech that THEY disagree with gets shut down.
 
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Most people facing their mortality would try to become better people. Nick decided to become a complete piece of shit.
I've notices this change in behavior in suicidal people or those close to death due to illnesses. Realization of the approaching end and making peace with it leads to "who cares, it's all over soon anyway" mentality and gives moral freedom to do whatever a person wants/"missed out on". Nick said he's only got until he's 55 to do whatever, and so the approach to life, actions and their consequences changes.

You'd think it wouldn't be this way but it do.
 
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I'M NOTH YOUR FATHERH... I LOVH JOSHH... I FRHICKIN' LOVE THE GUY... 🥃🥃

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A couple of days ago, Doug responded to a tweet saying Rekieta stood up for him.

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Well, like I said, Doug should distance himself, based on his stated Christian beliefs, but everybody in this sektur is fake as fuck, so it's not exactly shocking to me if that doesn't happen.

Isn't Doug living in Tennessee these days?
I believe so, yes. When Nick attended the Tonkasaw-Warski fight (which didn't happen), he and Kayla stayed at Doug's house. There's a ancient livestream where they're all sitting together. It might be "lost media" though given that Doug's old YT channel was yeeted by Susan.
 
I predict that Nick will say he's one of those new age "Christians" that believe stupid shit like there is no hell, everyone goes to heaven, "muh God is love, all love is God" etc. However it's more likely he denounces Christianity altogether by the end of 2023. Fedora tipping atheist arc incoming.

You know what? Maybe he, Dick, Drex, and Vito should go join the Children of God; they condone grooming minors and say its ordained by God. They could be Karen Zerbey's new henchmen. Maybe even the new Moses David.
 
However it's more likely he denounces Christianity altogether by the end of 2023. Fedora tipping atheist arc incoming.

I think he is only nominally christian for the wife at this point anyway. If he can convince her to move out of Minnesota and gaslight her in the appropriate ways, I would imagine he will be able to drop the whole christian thing entirely. By getting the family to abandon church and getting the family to celebrate "jewish feasts" rather than christian holidays, he is already pretty close to it.
 
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When did he remove his wedding band and replace it with this Claire's mood ring that turns blue when you're drunk?
Pls don't tell me this is his actual wedding ring.
As far as I'm concerned it's a swingers couple thing, where your marriage status is perfectly visible from across the room.
You slide on some colorful rubber band thing.
 
A lot of people are wearing those silicone wedding bands now. I guess the idea is that you won't damage or lose the original. I can sort of get it but on the other hand if you're getting your hands dirty in literal dirt at work, you can just not wear your ring to work. It's weird.

I've also heard that black silicone bands mean they're open/swingers. However, black is a popular color for anything because it's simplistic and doesn't clash, so I wouldn't assume every person with a black band is a degenerate.
 
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When did he remove his wedding band and replace it with this Claire's mood ring that turns blue when you're drunk?
Pls don't tell me this is his actual wedding ring.
This is old news, he's been wearing the silicone band for years. He doesn't want to break/lose/whatever the original.
 
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