Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 153 40.4%

  • Total voters
    379
At this point, why does Nick even bother trying to convince himself that he is doing fantastic and is very popular? Like, I remember that stream he did with Null and I,hypocrite, where they're just shooting the shit and seeming to have a good time, then there is Nick, seething in the live streams chat, generally bringing down the whole mood with his petulance. Nick, are you fucking nine? Is it that when you're having a shit time, you gotta kick up your feet and make everyone else's experience just as miserable as yours? Manchild behavior.
 
Not my favorite bit for sure, and he had a tendency to make his sets into lectures. But what was Sam Kinison other than a fat suit cocaine liked to wear on stage?

Joe Rogan (I know, I know) has made the point that comedy doesn't age well and is hard to judge retrospectively, specifically wrt Lenny Bruce, who he reveres.

Pretty sure Rogan has outright said on a few occasions that Lenny Bruce would eat it if he tried to perform his same sets modern day.

Nick jumped into the starfield pronouns drama and Lofti pulled a Nick on Nick lol

There was nothing about that dialogue tree that was clear to anyone.

He's desperate if he's refreshing Eric July's comment section to find nobodies with 1 like making a dumb theory about Jewish collusion. Although it would explain their association with fellow Jew, Max Karson....

TiC did his same psychotic hate shtick over in the Comicsgate forum re: EVS before he was banned.

Not sure where Eric July falls re: old CGers, but I doubt TiC is "a fan".


Just how long was Phil Leotardo waiting behind the motel closet accordion door to pop out?

YaBoyHPLovecraft​
That’s actually also a biological feature. Male brains have a sort of ‘ready mode’ that can zone out and wait for stimulus. Female brains are wired in parallel between the hemispheres, so the hypothalmus is constantly lighting up which acts as a barometer of personal safety by way of feelings through the limbic system. Beautifully designed, to take care of potential offspring
YaBoyHPLovecraft​
It’s a large part of the reason why women were generally disfavored for monastic/priestly practices, that kind of one-pointedness is harder for the female brain to maintain. The trade-off is a sort of sixth sense kind of magical thinking/manifestation vibe though

I'm skeptical Middle Age archbishops and monks banned women from their guilds because of their knowledge of neuroanatomy.

TheMildOne​
So, no lie....in 2000, I tried taking Zyban to quit smoking....I started having visions of my death, and they all involved Bridges, Water, and Semi trucks.
TheMildOne​
I have panic attacks driving over rivers

Zyban is simply Bupropion, a somewhat novel antidepressant that targets Dopamine and Norepinephrine receptors instead of Serotonin.

If someone starts to have visions when taking something that mild, there's a decent chance they have undiagnosed/misdiagnosed Bipolar disorder.

Either that or an anxiety disorder with psychotic features.

At this point, why does Nick even bother trying to convince himself that he is doing fantastic and is very popular?

Narcissism.

It's always narcissism.
 
fish heads
What’s up with fish heads? Do you have the goal to arbitrarily mention fish heads in almost every post you make ITT, or has it all been happenstance?
fish heads
And such varied circumstances, it’s not easy to keep track of what it means, due to the variety with which you trot it out. Really seems like a self-challenge or something, curious.
 
Unsurprisingly, Nick Rekieta has said nothing about this mysterious stranded family member or their status on either Twitter or during the Camelot livestream. They don't exist and were a flimsy excuse to back out of a livestream after it already began.

Nick namedropped Vito during the Camelot stream. Nick has learned from Vito that the pronouns in Starfield do come up from time to time. Thanks Vito!
 
At 15:14, he opines that pedos are in a tremendous amount of pain, and cannot control their addiction.
They have the following options to soothe their pain:
- Rope
- Moving train
- Shotgun to the head
- Cyanide Hint: film development labs stock them.

If they cannot control their addiction, they can also do one of if not all of the above. Or eunuchise themselves.

Inb4 this is the newest implement in Rekieta's bedroom.
The balldo is pretty similar to that torture device already.
If anyone is curious, that's a pear of anguish. Don't look it up.
The balldo is basically an equivalent to that for the penis. Going to the other thing might be a downgrade for Our Wife.
 
I'm just saying starting shit with someone and then telling them "come on to my show and lets discuss this" is a very Nick move.

I was just making a bad mixed metaphor vidya joke about the long Xitter screenshot, not your comments.

Unsurprisingly, Nick Rekieta has said nothing about this mysterious stranded family member or their status on either Twitter or during the Camelot livestream. They don't exist and were a flimsy excuse to back out of a livestream after it already began.

Hopefully the stranded in-law doesn't end up murdered like the last fictional relative that Nick used as an excuse.
 
Unsurprisingly, Nick Rekieta has said nothing about this mysterious stranded family member or their status on either Twitter or during the Camelot livestream. They don't exist and were a flimsy excuse to back out of a livestream after it already began.

Nick namedropped Vito during the Camelot stream. Nick has learned from Vito that the pronouns in Starfield do come up from time to time. Thanks Vito!
I don't think I've believed him a single time whenever Nick claims that a stream is canceled because he has to drive his kids somewhere or something. I'm just saying, if he can't even keep to a stream schedule and cancels appearances after he's supposed to be on, what are people even subscribed to him for at this point? If Nick doesn't want clippers to take away the majority of his mindshare then maybe he should stop being such a lazy fuck. Can't wait for the exclusive new series he's launching that totally exists!

Nick just doesn't want to talk about legal matters because it reminds him about how badly he's losing his case despite all the money he's poured into it.
 
LOCALS schizo solicits dick pics:
icancook​
chat said his pecker was all kinds of stuff...lol but i want to see him flash it ONLY WITH NICK PERMISSSION

Charlie101101​
What’s your email

icancook​
no i want to see it live or here no email madness. who you think i am some hoe yall use to.

Mandy_K​
Is cookie being saucy?
EgalitarianBitch​
Is the sky dark?
icancook​
no mandy the italian charlie who flashed his red tally wacker is
Mandy_K​
You got a dick pic? lol

ThisJustinCase​
yea charlie flashed everyone on locals


Posting link to MATI clip on Dick:
Charlie101101​
https://youtu.be/saTM5NjiFzM Dude from the farms making Dick and Vito look stupid

--Still--Life--​
Kiwi Farms is faggot shit

Mandy_K​
No, I just watched an Eric July vid on the ISOM drama where he claims he's gonna destroy Dick and Vito.

Mandy_K​
I don't give a shit about the drama but let's face it, it's been boring around here.

Charlie101101​
Well Dick Masterson likes getting pegged according to Null

Andrew_Wahoo​
Oh God, kf.


More thoughts on Masterson:
No_Garde​
@RekietaLaw the only reason dick is caught up in this ISOM shit is because he associate himself with that fat little disingenuous pedo fuck Vito. Vito is known for doing this shit, Dick is not. the world is a poorer place with Vito in it. #IloveDick

--Still--Life--​
Condemn Vito, that Judas bitch

Charlie101101​
Vito tried to fuck your leg for three hours for cred Nick

exactly34​
I can see Vito doing it but not dick.

tiffhang​
@RekietaLaw Something that occurred to me is that there is a very real possibility that Dick and Vito might not be involved at all. The wokies on twitter HATE Eric for his success and have been trying to tear him down and those same wokies hate dick. So there's a very real chance TDS are victims of this two by a 3rd party. Vito is still a pedo.

AgBiochemist​
A weird church is suing Eric for the Isom trademark. Dick and Vito might of done some stuff to get the church’s attention

exactly34​
Yeah, maybe so, but that's not illegal

eowynfaramir​
No, but fucking greasy, and a bad bad look for Vito and Dick, any way you slice it.

exactly34​
Dick is on a weird ass crusade against Eric, just don't read the book if you are that turned off by it

eowynfaramir​
Not sure but there's a lot of Dick fans here- i don't see the draw. But he's aware he Snake-bytes-ed his life with this association with the ISOM stuff and really wants to keep his stchick alive, no matter how small it apparently keeps him in nice money

TheNobleWeeaboo​
No. Dick admits he's an asshole for fun and Vito is a pedo.

TheNobleWeeaboo​
Dick is behaving like the woke.
JulianDelphiki​
Dick is woke

Bread_Pitt​
I'm looking forward to flashcast @RekietaLaw may be dreading it because the mode du temp is Vito and the fact that he's a giant mega bitch

Chat agrees with demonitisation:
Skull-Leader​
Fresh and fit, too

YaBoyHPLovecraft​
Nah those clowns earned their demonization

Skull-Leader​
YouTube's new StreetShitter in Chief has been on a demonitize spree lately

Skull-Leader​
I get that you don't like them. obviously other people like them, and wants to see their content. Why does YT feel the need to get between them, and theiy paying customers?

YaBoyHPLovecraft​
Man, they’re not even cancelled, they haven’t even lost streaming privileges. Not like Nick got fully deleted. Grifters man. You know why youtube needs to step in and demonitize them? Because Myron’s fragile ego is fucking youtube’s money. Because Ford is saying, “Yo yo yo, that nigga threw on a clan hood and threw around the nazi salute. You’re putting our 350,000 add buys on that? We’re out Youtube.” That’s how this hyper politicized economy works. They knew that! And that nigga cried!

Skull-Leader​
But they are. They can't even recieve Chats

YaBoyHPLovecraft​
Yes, they’ve been demonitized. That is so far from cancelled… Alex Jones was cancelled. Those grifters got a slap on the wrist and with good behavior they’ll be remonitized in 6 months when election adds kick up again. Even Crowder had a second chance at monetization. Grifters man, nearly the whole red pill space has gone lame in the last year. Practice what you preach

Self-Doxx:
Jenna_c​
Gay, millennial selfie

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Megan Fox is not going to Nashville:

MeganFox​
I'm so sad. Mr Fox and I even had a babysitter lined up and a whiskey tour scheduled. Now it's just a dream. No Nashvill for us
 

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There is nothing Nick loves more than dick.
Well there's anal...
What’s up with fish heads? Do you have the goal to arbitrarily mention fish heads in almost every post you make ITT, or has it all been happenstance?
It's his "gimmick" best to ignore it lest ye become a fish head poster as well. You can figure out what he/she is trying to say based on context.
 
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Kayla has Nick's balls in her handbag:

Steve__C​
@RekietaLaw you doing anything? Locals, Twitch, etc?
RekietaLaw​
was planning on tweitch, so fucking late, gotta talk to lkady r

DreadSeamus​
He went too late in Hoecast and needs to the wife's permission

DexDeadly​
that still doesn't make sense lol. He probably had to ask permission to do the early show.
Mandy_K​
Lady Rackets is probably making Nick spin the punishment wheel.

JulianDelphiki​
it was yes movie, then simpcast went until midnight his time, so likely no movie at this point


Mandy is hanging out with Cynthia? And she speaks for KF:
Mandy_K​
I'm watching Joe and hanging out with Cynthia. She says KF likes me now. Or whatever.
Steve__C​
She's still around?
Mandy_K​
Aaaand chat just got Joe to say "Nigger" on stream. Nice.
SleepingPsycho​
Do they still like her?
Mandy_K​
idk

MEPMEP​
Do you need approval from online randos?

MEPMEP​
Do you need KF/ online randos to say your cool in additional of you as a person?

Mandy_K​
I haven't even seen KF ever since they were blackballed from the internet.

MEPMEP​
Me either. I used to just lurk and read. Never had an acct or anything.

TMI about hygiene:

Mandy_K​
You never wash your junk before having sex JD?

JD_McWiggles​
Why, it will smell weird after. Seems like that's the best time to shower


More criticism of Dick and Vito
J3kkjac3​
Vito is gonna ruin Dick
JD_McWiggles​
Gay
MoFoQ​
Vito will ruin himself...and same with Dick....
J3kkjac3​
Nah, i Think if Dick hasn't done it yet he would ride off into the sunset, if it wasnt for vito would he even give a shit about july?
TracyRGordon​
I like Dick Masterson. This drama sucks!
Mandy_K​
Is Nick going to become a casualty of this crossfire? lol
J3kkjac3​
already has
shotgun520​
nick has been in worse places, he'll be fine
ThisJustinCase​
With how big his nose is, he can't help being in the middle of everything
TracyRGordon​
It was unintentional.
MoFoQ​
I take it you haven't seen Dick's twitter feed....he just doesn't know when to just shut up....
ThisJustinCase​
Don't need to go to twitter to figure this out lol
ThisJustinCase​
Sure it was 😅
J3kkjac3​
ya, but that is his schtick. dude went on national television and said women are worthless
MoFoQ​
very true....
TracyRGordon​
How you figure? The nose nor the middle.
MoFoQ​
there's a point where it's funny and where the horse is already dead
J3kkjac3​
we agree, but beating a dead horse has never gotten him in trouble before
MoFoQ​
if it's for laughs, fine...but if it has real world consequences...fuck that sort of faggotry
TracyRGordon​
Not his style.
J3kkjac3​
i mean again we agree, im not excusing what they did. simply stating that Mastersons friend is sinking his ship
 

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That's the intent of the DMs, is to get him "directly involved". I feel like Null was more a observer/bystander until that little revelation. When DM's got involved, it could be countered as being "a personal issue" or "pleasing the Farms". It's why Nick must "befriend" everyone who is within reach, fans included. There's always the potential that he can be exposed from within the community, and with people in DM's, there's the potential to influence/sniff anything before it happens... plus he can milk info he can turn against them. Notice he's always feeling for other people's deficiencies and telling them how they can go about fixing them.
Even though Null was something of an observer/bystander, Null was in talks with Nick throughout his decline (and prior to that). They still corresponded, but it seems like Nick's refusal to pull up and immature tactics to pressure Null have caught up with him, and here we are.

Rather than Nick suddenly DMing Null to pull him into drama, it is more likely a friendship semi-professional relationship (where DMs were already in use) gone bad. It tracks with Null not finding Nick's decline very funny (hence the light MATI coverage), and why Nick thought he could leverage Null with a wink and a nudge. Their relationship is apparently not what either of them thought it was and neither of them seem very happy about that.

Nick is without a doubt trying to manipulate Null though. Apparently, Nick does that with a lot of people and it's unclear if he knows any other way to communicate. Though Nick bookends some of what he says with generalizations and appeals to goodwill, the meat of what he says is gaslighting, "joking", defensive statements, blame/topic shifting, or feigning ignorance under the pretense of being a "good-natured asshole".

However, Nick is also a lolcow at heart and Null is more than qualified to handle him now that Nick's mask has slipped further.
 

1. Divorce: Topic is being widely discussed here again. He talked a lot about divorce on Coomalot's stream, the last third of the show. Topics: Steve Harvey & Kevin Cosner's. For the most unprepared streamer in LawTube, Nick knew his facts on divorce. Just say'n.
2. Driving: On Simpcast Nick was in chat while on stream. Someone asked if Kayla did any driving in the 70 hours total on the vacation. Nick replied "no".
3. Vic's GoFundMe: Nick discussed that he didn't take a cent but that he's the ONLY person who knows the identity of those who contributed. It's at Rumble 5:30:25 here. So if you donated, Nick believes that he knows who you are & he's reveling in it. It was weird.

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Note: So, a thousand years ago- a week ago Thursday - Kurt was on the show and discussed the ISOM issues...

Stream Highlights. August 24: ISOM Trademark Lawsuit Analysis with Uncivil Law, Jordan Peterson "Free Speech" Ruling, and More! Rumble link here

Grade C Because Kurt. Better grade if you love trademark and copyright law. Low energy and boring, but Kurt had his moments.

"Why are you always the center of drama? Are you sure you're not the problem?" - Kurt
"I KNOW I'M THE PROBLEM, KURT, BUT I HATE THAT I AM!" - Nick Rekieta

Also, "Vito is a fat retard... I'm not going to defend him." - Nick Rekieta (YT 1:19:35)


Only "Important" Points
- Chat wanted Nick to play July's video. He refused. Told people to watch it on July's channel. [It's here and short if anyone missed it.]
- Kurt thinks this is easily settled out of court, does not believe there is a legitimate claim re the ISOM trademark bc they're not really in the same domain. The fundamental core of trademark law is to avoid consumer confusion. [Reading of the actual lawsuit is at YT 38:10. ]
- Kurt DOES think July has a case for tortious interference due to the "internet troll" (Nick's words) who emailed but there's no evidence that the person has any money worth suing for. [This made me laugh. Does Vito have any money?]
- Nick repeats his Monty pedo allegations and Kurt looks disgusted - and tells him to shut up, approximately. [At YT 1:16:35 ]
- Nick REALLY enjoyed meeting the Mayor of Houston for whom he thinks he probably disagrees about "everything". His mom was 2 years behind in the same high school. [Google tells me that's Klein High School.]
- Kurt: "I'm gonna lose the will to live listening to you read Superchats." [Cue the chat flooding with Superchats to get him to die. It was funny.]
- Nick shouted out LawNerdClips which has been demonitized by YT as "bullshit".

Finally, in the end, Nick showed much of this (he's heavily featured). There's enough comedic Internet clip effort that it deserves a shout-out. @Null may want to take note of this small channel. I LOL-ed.

Discussion on ISOM Lawsuit
- Both agreed that there ARE similarities bw July's ISOM and Shephard Org's ISOM. The name, use of crosses, and both are in the printed and digital media space + related merch. They exist in the fiction & entertainment category. [This seems to be a reversal of what Kurt said initially but whatever.]
- Both agreed that the jurisdiction is weird for the lawsuit - Central District of CA Eastern - and said July could get it kicked out based on that alone.
- Trademark office is notoriously conservative on these matters and hard to predict
- Discussion of if the email sent to Shephard Org can be authenticated. - Kurt mentioned that it can be subpoenaed to see where it came from [Please tell me Vito is smart enough to use TOR and an untraceable email if was from him. X]
- Nick repeated that he does not believe "we" from Vito means that Dick/Vito were involved with reporting the ISOM copyright/trademark issues
- Nick feels bad that July will be forced to defend this due to a "nefarious troll"
- Nick says that The Biggest Problem in the Universe is reliant on fan involvement and that Dick would never be involved in this sort of interference.
- Nick will NOT be bringing Vito to discuss this. Dick is the "only one with credibility".

Misc
- Agreed that the Roberts Court has been good on 1st Amendment
- Requisite fat shaming about Ashley Graham being the most beautiful person in the world
- [Trump defense blather. Nothing u can't find on 100s of better streams.] Slightly interesting discussion that the President is actually a King subject to Article 1 Section 1 Line 1 and the burden is on the legislature to prove that the President does not have the authority to call GA to find votes, take classified docs, etc. Nick's interested in what SCOTUS says.
- Nick: "Let's make LOCALS great again!" re Rumblerant who asked about the nonexistant promotion.
- Drex might be coming to Nashville

Nick
- Mad that his friends are all mad at each other
- He wants to do a show in Seattle next year
- Some really bad per capita math and analysis re Canada's assisted suicide death rate vs gun deaths in the US.
- Does not believe Jordan's "you're free to leave" had anything to do with suicide.
- Plans to make the most offensive slavery jokes ever when doing Chrissie's show
- Nick on how to cure a hangover: "Don't go to sleep." Rumble 3:19:00
- Requisite 'men NEVER cry' criticism of Peterson and that all therapy for men should be to suck it up [paraphrasing]

Kurt
- Claims to be "crushing it at the gym"
- He's taking a stand-up comedy class in addition to an improv class
- He seems to understand he's on the spectrum bc he mentioned how hard improv is when required to read and react to your partner*
- Kurt was bored at the ISOM stuff and only wanted to talk Peterson, eventually ranted about the Psychologist College in Canada disciplining Jordan [It's been covered widely so I'm no gonna..]

Chat
- EliePhant thinks YT is banning her comments when, actually, everyone is ignoring her
- Mod Grifty (aspiring streamer) is quickly becoming loved and hated as much as CGoody
- Superchat at 1:24:15: "Eric exposed your friends, Nick" Nick deflected.
- Joe/GoodLawgic sent his viewers to the show from the day earlier.

*I've heard Kurt has recently said that his YT comp is so bad that he may give it up. I think the improv and comedy classes are his efforts to be more charismatic.
 
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