Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
I think Nick kinda avoids actual Catholic or Orthodox (as in Eastern Rite) Christianity because it heavily draws from Augustine. Augustine has a lot of stuff detailing his beliefs on natural law and how acts themselves can be sinful/ morally wrong (if you’re being a secular cunt).
Aquinas further goes on about this and Aquinas was loved by the people who wrote British and French law. Nick probably had to sit in a class where a Law Professor gushed about Aquinas.

He’s drawing on that Libertarian “people are inherently good” bullshit that comes from Presbyterian Churches. Those churches are nice little social places, but they lack any hard answers. A good Rabbi or priest from a Church borne of the Schism can typically give you hard answers on some stuff, the non-denominational Pastor isn’t going to go as hard.
 
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When did he remove his wedding band and replace it with this Claire's mood ring that turns blue when you're drunk?
Pls don't tell me this is his actual wedding ring.
As far as I'm concerned it's a swingers couple thing, where your marriage status is perfectly visible from across the room.
You slide on some colorful rubber band thing.

Old lore, but this is a Groove Ring that is silicone he wear in place of the metal one.

It is less painful to use at the gym, he was afraid of losing the metal one (he may have lost the original and had to replace it) but he has a tungsten or titanium band upstairs, and it breathes better.

I think he is only nominally christian for the wife at this point anyway. If he can convince her to move out of Minnesota and gaslight her in the appropriate ways, I would imagine he will be able to drop the whole christian thing entirely. By getting the family to abandon church and getting the family to celebrate "jewish feasts" rather than christian holidays, he is already pretty close to it.
The feast things sound like a Prot thing to do to be more 'special' and 'follow the Bible harder'. If I recall, he mentioned it was a church/homeschool co-op thing so it might be a cultural enrichment thing.

I don't consider this heresy, just weird, personally, and it isn't part of Nick's apostasy.

Hard agree on the dropping the act if he could. Nick went on about how it was nice to attend church virtually during COVID and how he only really likes the music. The messages do not do it for him and he goes for the social aspect (just like the recent Bible camp trip). Nick is not the spiritual leader in his house. I wager the wife makes sure they get there and Nick would jot miss it if he could avoid it.
 
I would be surprised if Doug actually knows about the depth of Nick's depravity at this point.
It's quite possible. He seems to be all Trump all the time these days.

I just think it's funny if the guy who wanted CG to be about taking down globohomo is alright with this Vito shit. I mean, that's basically what caused Doug to be cast out of CG and Nick to defend him. But that's this sektur for you. Clique politics trump everything.

Out of all the people connected to Nick, Doug is actually the one I knew about the first. I played the Earthworm Jim games a lot as a kid. Never look up to somebody too much. You'll always be disappointed.
 
"I don't wanna speculate [about the drexel/null drama]" - you lying faggot, you know exactly what it is about. Drexel groomed a girl and you ostensibly condone that. You can't talk about it in public because you're afraid of what that'd do to you and Drexel.
"All this drama just springs up!" - nigger, you started defending a pedophile (aLlEgEd PeDoPhIlE) who you previously condemned, what is wrong with your brain.
"Work your own shit out! What happened to that, too? When were people unable to, like, let other people work their own shit out?" - when you insert yourself into a fight other people are having, you're going to get shat on, too.

At this point I'm forced to assume that Nick is either full-on brain-AIDS retarded or a hypocritical lying faggot. Or both. Whatever it may be, the point of no retvrn is far behind, full speed into the ground, comedy ensues, and I'm excited to see it.
 
The feast things sound like a Prot thing to do to be more 'special' and 'follow the Bible harder'. If I recall, he mentioned it was a church/homeschool co-op thing so it might be a cultural enrichment thing.

It is probably an evangelical thing. There are certain evangelical groups to reject the traditional christian holidays as being un-christian. That they are pagan festivals. Some of the groups also hold that the only valid possible holidays are "jewish feasts" or "jewish festivals" because only they are established textually by the bible as things to celebrate.
 
"If Nick Did It",
or What Was Happening at Hedo in August 2022


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"If I did it, this is what happened."
O.J. Simpson

"As someone who has never been to Hedonism, at all, ever in my life, I will just say this:
Everybody on Earth could use to be at a place where nudity is not only encouraged, but it is required."

Nick Rekieta

"The resort is known to attract a ton of locals this week. We have been going to Hedo this week for many, many years
and this week has always been our favorite because of the amount of sweet chocolate men available."

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If I Did It - the copes

It was recently pointed out that the argument relayed that was apparently being made privately by Nick about Hedonism II sounded akin to O.J. Simpson's If I Did It:

Most interesting part is at 3:37.

He didn't go to Hedonism II, but if he did, it was when "black interacial swinging shit" wasn't going on.

Does that not sound almost like a tacit admission he went to Hedonism II? Why say "if I did" if he totally didn't? I feel like we need clarification from Null here as to what was said. [...]

This instantly reminds me of O.J. Simpson's book If I Did It. That was a weird book to publish, and this is a weird statement to make.

Rekieta has made similar If I Did It style arguments in public as well, such as when he ludicrously claimed in May 2023, in detail, that Hedonism II hasn't been a swingers' resort in decades, while giving a perfunctory denial that he actually went there (quoted above at the beginning of the post). This clip of Rekieta's show was posted on the "Hey Clip This" clip channel, widely rumored to be the renamed channel of former Rekieta collaborator Faran, who had DMs leaked where she had claimed Nick told her that he and his wife "were at swinger island".

The full clip is worth watching in full. It encapsulates how Nick's Friday streams had degenerated to a complete debauched alcohol-fueled mess by May.



In If I Did It, according to reviews anyway, O.J. Simpson portrays himself as a victim throughout, and even in the book imposes a time skip in which he blacks out during the crimes in question.

In Rekieta's telling, he describes in detail why Hedonism II is not as degenerate as people think - even as he gives perfunctory, if not sarcastic, denials that he went there.

But is the narrative real? Is it true that Rekieta did not go to Hedonism II at the same time as the "interracial swinging shit"?

Or was it the case that the interracial swinger event in August 2022 was more specific than just "swingers", but was explicitly being promoted online as being an event for interracial cuckold fetishists?

The Background - Nick's August 2022 Vacation

Nick Rekieta took a vacation to Jamaica at the start of August 2022, after attending Anime Matsuri the last weekend of July.

Rekieta streamed multiple times from his room at the resort, which was eventually matched to rooms available at Hedonism II in Negril, Jamaica (click through for photos):
On Trip Advisor, I found a Hedonism II room that matches:

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The TV, AC unit, sliding glass door (hidden in his screenshot by the blinds) and the built-in wall shelves and wall paper (side of a wardrobe) all match. Completely confirmed they stayed at Hedonism II, a resort for swingers that has a "Kama Sutra Palace" and a "Playroom".
Nick posted a short recorded video from his room at the Jamaican resort on Monday, August 1st, apparently shortly after arriving at the resort, which celebrated his reinstatement to YouTube. He had been handed a 7 day suspension that lasted longer than the stated time, preventing him from posting any content to his channel during Anime Matsuri. Nick did a live stream several days later which appeared to take place from the same room.

On the following Monday, Nick joined the Dungeons and Dragons roleplaying stream he was participating at the time. He stated that he had to miss the previous week's D&D stream because it took longer than expected to arrive at the resort from the airport and he did not have time to set up to join the stream. That implies that he arrived relatively late on August 1st. Nick left midway through the stream because it was time to for him to eat. The female guest asked him "Is the swingers' banquet starting?" to which Nick responds "Yeah, I gotta go eat."



Later that week, on Thursday, he did a live stream with his wife in which it was stated it was their last full day on vacation. That implies they left on August 12th, the Friday.

Here's a calendar with Nick's appearances overlaid on the relevant dates. In each case, you can see the background appears to be the same room. In the spoiler below, I have embedded the videos featured in the calendar.

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The Week In Question - the cuck event

It has been noted that Rekieta's trip in August 2022 to Jamaica overlapped in part with the below group event at Hedonism II, which took place from July 30th to August 6th.

Based on the analysis above, it appears that Nick arrived at his Jamaican resort two days after the start of this event, and stayed at the resort for just under a week after it concluded.

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Before I start: Before anyone starts whining about heroes and Tiger Woods, let me note there is no evidence I am aware of that Rekieta traveled to Hedonism II as part of this group trip, and in fact there is some circumstantial reasons to infer that he in fact did not. The group trip was only a week long and Rekieta appears to have stayed for two weeks, and Rekieta missed at least the first two days of the trip, as he was attending Anime Matsuri the weekend before arriving in Jamaica. The overlap seems more likely to be a coincidence based on the timing of Anime Matsuri to me.

But remember, Nick made the claim that Hedonism II has not been a swingers' resort since the 1990s!

That makes it seem relevant to find out what other people who were at Hedonism II in the first week of August 2022 up to at the time, and whether they were engaged in the sexual debauchery Nick insists has not gone on at Hedonism II in over two decades.

This is how the group trip was advertised in a thread on the website BlackToWhite, which describes itself in its website title as an "Amateur Interracial Community - Cuckold Sex Forum". Note the subforum this thread was posted in. I thought Hedonism II was not a swingers' resort, Nick? What the fuck is this?

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The week is described as a "Queen of Spades" week. At this point, I was wondering WTF a "Queen of Spades" week is. It turns out that "Queen of Spades" refers to a subset of the cuckold fetish where a white wife has sex with black men. The top search result for "Queen of Spades" on Urban Dictionary states that "connotes white women with a sexual preference for black men". Another result for the term says that the term Queen of Spades refers to a "married white woman that enjoys sex with multiple(2 or more) well hung black males at a time, on a frequent basis. The woman is typically a swinger and engages in sex with the permission of her husband. The wife may maintain one or more steady lovers and refer them as her "boyfriend", "her bull" or that she is "black-owned". Frequently the husband and wife film the wife's escapades for future enjoyment."

There's one more definition of Queen of Spades that I'd like to post. This is the definition provided to Nick Rekieta when he learned what a Queen of Spades was from his good friend Drexel.

"The Queen of Spades means that you are black-owned, and it's a black scene every time you are getting ramrodded", Drexel says.



Below is the OP for the thread on the interracial cuckold forum. I have censored the avatar, which is very NSFW (it appears to depict a woman with a sex toy in her anus) . If you want to see it for some reason, the original URL is available through clicking through the archive link below.

The post begins by saying: "We have arranged for the first annual Queen of Spades week at Hedonism 2 resort". It adds that the first week of August features "a week long celebration where the locals celebrate Emancipation Day and Independence Day in Negril. The resort is known to attract a ton of locals this week. We have been going to Hedo this week for many, many years and this week has always been our favorite because of the amount of sweet chocolate men available".

NB: Emancipation Day was Monday August 1, and Independence Day was Saturday August 6.

The post adds that there were "many activities planned" which will allow "the Queens to meet the lovely chocolate men that will be there".

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Note that the actual name of the event as published on the Hedonism II website and the promotional imagery therein does not feature in this blurb. Instead, it's referred to simply as a "Queen of Spades week". My identification of the events as the same comes from the exact overlap of dates as well as the name of the travel agency booking the event matching as well. If I had to guess, "Queen of Spades week" was too forward to put on the website as the actual name of the event, even though the term "Queen of Spades" does appear in the description of the event on its dedicated page on the resort website.

Because the name of the event as it appeared on the Hedonism II website does not appear on the promotional material on the other forums, it's decently hard to find it through searches. As a result, it appears this material was missed in the discussion about Hedonism II on this thread.

It seems unclear to me whether the post on the forum was made by the person responsible for setting up the event. The "We have arranged..." verbiage at the beginning would point to "yes", but it is possible that this person just copied the promotional material from some other source, such as an email mailing list. In any event, it appears to have originally been written by someone claiming to be involved in organizing the event.

Similar (if shorter) promotions for "Queen of Spades week" appeared on other websites, for example on Reddit by user "1bigblkdik", who posted it on r/QOSWives, r/BBCparadise, r/Socalswingers, and r/QueenOfSpades (archive of r/QOSWives post, NSFW).

Conclusion​

There isn't any evidence that Nick participated in the group event.

But if he was at Hedonism II, so were the people for that event, potentially going to some of the same places as him: going to the nude pool, going to the nude beach, going to the "swingers' banquets", and so on. This makes Nick's defending Hedonism II against claims of being a swingers' resort seem hollow and inauthentic.

Also, just to be clear, this all happened in August 2022, which is separate from Nick's June 2023 vacation, after which it was discovered Nick was following two Hedonism II employees named Ricardo and Romaine. When Nick did a call-in segment on Locals after that relevation, he told a VTuber turkey who accused him of hiding his most recent vacation location at that time: "Hide my vacation location? I didn't disclose my vacation location at all".
 
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This is old news, he's been wearing the silicone band for years. He doesn't want to break/lose/whatever the original.

This makes no sense at all. The whole point of a gold band is that the stuff is pretty well eternal. It doesn't discolour, if you scratch it (something that's really fucking hard to do) it's piss easy to polish the scratch out.
My wife has worn hers for the last forty some years, day in, day out. Manual labour? Gardening? Sports? She doesn't give a fuck -- the ring stays on.

Her engagement ring was a skinny cheap thing as we were broke back then, it wore kind of thin at some point and had to be reinforced with additional gold. That's just part of the ring's story. It wasn't expensive.

Perhaps it doubles as a cock ring? He can slip it around his tiny scrotum when he's left the Balldo at home?
he has a tungsten or titanium band upstairs, and it breathes better.

He's such a fucking faggot. Wedding rings are gold. You can wear them all the time because gold is a soft metal that's easy to wear all of the time. If you must re-invent the wheel, don't be surprised that square thing doesn't roll quite so well as the original.
 
This makes no sense at all. The whole point of a gold band is that the stuff is pretty well eternal. It doesn't discolour, if you scratch it (something that's really fucking hard to do) it's piss easy to polish the scratch out.
My wife has worn hers for the last forty some years, day in, day out. Manual labour? Gardening? Sports? She doesn't give a fuck -- the ring stays on.

Her engagement ring was a skinny cheap thing as we were broke back then, it wore kind of thin at some point and had to be reinforced with additional gold. That's just part of the ring's story. It wasn't expensive.

Perhaps it doubles as a cock ring? He can slip it around his tiny scrotum when he's left the Balldo at home?


He's such a fucking faggot. Wedding rings are gold. You can wear them all the time because gold is a soft metal that's easy to wear all of the time. If you must re-invent the wheel, don't be surprised that square thing doesn't roll quite so well as the original.

Anecdotal but I dont think this is uncommon, I have a platinum band and a tungsten band. I wear the tungsten as a daily and my platinum for formal stuff. I know of several other guys that do the same, with different metals. It may just be a preference thing, but I like my heavy tungsten ring a lot, and my wife doesnt mind it at all.

The cock ring theory could be correct, I remember those silicon rings being sold on amazon for that purpose.
 
The full clip is worth watching in full. It encapsulates how Nick's Friday streams had degenerated to a complete debauched alcohol-fueled mess by May.
How can he say he didn't go to Hedonism when he describes his experiences at Hedonism in the same breath? He describes his experiences in first person. He says they have a nude beach and then he describes his journey to the nude beach. He's committed to memory exactly how many minutes it took for him to become comfortable being nude. He's singing its praises and urging us to go to Hedonism.

But remember, Nick made the claim that Hedonism II has not been a swingers' resort since the 1990s!
Judging by the only other clear lie in this telling of the story, the lie that he was never even there at all, he has a personal stake in throwing people off this specific trail. The week in question was a 'Queen of Spades' week, Nick seems to admit he saw Drexel's naked body during this trip (unless I'm retarded and misunderstood), and Drexel knows off the top about this obscure subset of cuckoldry.

In summary: There is by far more evidence that Drexel cuck'd Rekieta than there is that Montagraph is a pedophile.
 
The week is described as a "Queen of Spades" week. At this point, I was wondering WTF a "Queen of Spades" week is. It turns out that "Queen of Spades" refers to a subset of the cuckold fetish where a white wife has sex with black men.
This seems like a really lame fetish. So what, Kayla and some shredded black man are going to town and Nick is sitting in the naughty chair in the corner holding the camera while trying to twist his balldo the right way round? That's like going to a party at the Playboy Mansion and talking with Hefner about his fucking stamp collection.

Like I can imagine why he'd get annoyed if nothing happened and he's fed up of everyone bringing it up, but we know he fibs about stuff now, and the total inability to keep the narrative straight just invites people to make the obvious assumptions.
 
no evidence that the person has any money worth suing for. [This made me laugh. Does Vito have any money?]

Someone mentioned here in the last week that Dick/Vito co-own a LA comedy club. If they own the physical real estate, that could be a tangible asset.

Nick shouted out LawNerdClips which has been demonitized by YT as "bullshit".

Nick defending the Clips channel that refuses to make him look bad.

*I've heard Kurt has recently said that his YT comp is so bad that he may give it up. I think the improv and comedy classes are his efforts to be more charismatic.

Is YT "comp" his compensation? I can believe he's financially struggling. His morning law reviews are only getting a few hundred viewers.

TMFSquid asked how to help a friend threatening suicide. Nick said if he is too far away and cannot talk him down to call in the police. He immediately made jokes about suicide.

Sending police out on a "mental wellness check" is a good way to get someone "suicided by cop".

Because grace requires an honest confession of your sins at least to yourself and honest repentance. If as Nick, you see grace as a means by which none of your actions in life have any consequences. If you see grace as a license to do bad things without incurring any consequences, then you really don't understand it.

There's a clip on here within the last week where Nick says his plan is to be an asshole and a degenerate to the very end, then repent as a "get out of jail free" card.

When was the last time he did something non-destructive and grounded like those painting streams with Sargon?

I think it's been about a year since the last Sargon painting stream.

Most people facing their mortality would try to become better people. Nick decided to become a complete piece of shit.
I've notices this change in behavior in suicidal people or those close to death due to illnesses. Realization of the approaching end and making peace with it leads to "who cares, it's all over soon anyway" mentality and gives moral freedom to do whatever a person wants/"missed out on". Nick said he's only got until he's 55 to do whatever, and so the approach to life, actions and their consequences changes.

You'd think it wouldn't be this way but it do.

My experience with narcissists is that they don't soften or gain any introspection when faced with death on a timeline.

My own particular experience involved the narcissist selling all their collectibles painstakingly on eBay over months from their hospital bed because they were consumed with anxiety that surviving family members wouldn't extract enough value.

And threatening to bite the fingers off hospice care nurses because they poked fun at them.

The hardest part of a narcissist in your life dying is that you hold out eternal hope that they will see the light and become a little bit more human.

But they don't. They just double down, become more abusive to those caring for them on their deathbed. Then they die, you never get to make peace with your issues with them and then people around you start lionizing the dead.

It is less painful to use at the gym

Silicone wedding bands and the gym?

Are we still talking about Nick Rekieta?
 
I’m like 70% sure the Balldo is a CBT thing for trannies/ furries who eventually want to castrate themselves at home.

Anyone who’s been in the reddit thread knows about this shit. People will castrate themselves and then incinerate them for reddit karma. They will have pictures or video.
 
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I’m like 70% sure the Balldo is a CBT thing for trannies/ furries who eventually want to castrate themselves at home.

Anyone who’s been in the reddit thread knows about this shit. People will castrate themselves and then incinerate them for reddit karma. They will have pictures or video.

From what I've seen its for guys with ED. Its like a ball-mounted strap-on.

This seems like a really lame fetish. So what, Kayla and some shredded black man are going to town and Nick is sitting in the naughty chair in the corner holding the camera while trying to twist his balldo the right way round? That's like going to a party at the Playboy Mansion and talking with Hefner about his fucking stamp collection.

Nick kind of seems like one of those guys who might be more into porn than having sex. He talks alot about watching porn and he really seems to get excited listening to Drexel's porny stories.
 
This makes no sense at all. The whole point of a gold band is that the stuff is pretty well eternal. It doesn't discolour, if you scratch it (something that's really fucking hard to do) it's piss easy to polish the scratch out.
Minor point of contention. I have a white gold band I rarely take off that's very scuffed up. Gold is a soft metal that is very easy to scuff up, but as you said piss easy to polish and repair. I would bother with the polish since the tiny scratches make the ring feel like mine though.

I have a family member who lost their ring doing yard work and was never able to find it and so instead bought a bunch of cheap silicon bands as replacements. I think they eventually got a nicer ring they wear for special occasions, but still wears the silicon rings on the regular because it's more comfortable.

All of this is beside the point though, Nick specifically wore a black ring on a different finger that was called out by the farms a while back as being a potential sign of being a swinger. He acknowledged the farms noticing it and apparently stopped wearing it on stream or I think it would have been mentioned more often. This was back when many in the thread were still hopeful with regards to Nick and politely complaining about too much sex in livestreams and begging that he stop throwing his life away for Locals Lewds so it was more or less let go. But @Kopasea went back to find June 20th 2022 was the first time he wore the ring.

This fits snugly between his "worst day" during the Johnny Depp trial which ended June 1st 2022 (triggering event) and the Hedonism II trip (dipping their toes into the swinging lifestyle) which took place at the beginning of August 2022. Plenty of time to come up with some sort of plan of action as a result of the "Worst Day" to save the marriage and after a windfall of stressful grifting to justify a vacation. I would absolutely LOVE if Nick would correct the record and just fucking tell us where he achktully went or even some kind of proof that the trip was planned FAR in advance of that, but I won't hold my breath.
 
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