Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Geared Chris]

This is last night's stream.

Stream Highlights. Sept. 4: Judges Man...Judges...We Got PRONOUNS IN THE GAMES/Escapism...Trump 14th Amendment Rumble here.​

Grade A- He was organized, passionate, high energy, and mostly not embarrassing. Some compelling topics.

"What does Josh drink? [Deep voice] "The blood of children." - Nick Rekieta

Notable Take Aways
- He got monetized on Twitter so he's motivated to talk Starfield but he doesn't play it [referencing pronoun X/twitter war]
- Unbreaded will be back on Wed. [not clear why.] and in future, he wants to read the Killdozer manifesto as well as mass shooters' manifestos on Rumble but they're hard to find. Asks the audience to share them with him.
- At 2:02:30 on Rumble he infers that his contract says that he should do equal time on YT and Rumble "It needs to be equal". Then he says "shhhh". [I believe this is new news.]
- Confirmed that he has buried the hatchet with Ethan Ralph. Wants him to get past the "addiction issues" and "make sure the kids are safe." Addressing Ralph directly, "Dude, I just really don't want you to die."
- Hates his body hair and wants it all removed from his body, "I just like skin."
- LOCALS "allows me to not care" and do the content he wants to do.
- Yes, he's trying to get Doug T to come to the Nashville show.

Spoiler: Some good nuggets here

Admin
- "My internet collapsed ahead of Labor Day weekend" [Someone may want to fact-check that with his tweeting]
- LOCALS Boot Camp "which isn't a boot camp" will discuss everything from tech gear to how to emote. It will launch tomorrow. "Many of my LOCALS subscribers want to get into social media."
- A content creator named Cherry invited him on a debate show with Destiny. Nick declined after agreeing bc of the car issue at the camp. [Does Nick mean the huge YT channel Jubilee? That's all I can find on Destiny's channel.]
- Promoted LOCALS hard but said "they don't show up enough" and said he plans to "change that".

Personal/Drama
- Gives a lukewarm defense of Kiwi referencing the WaPo article. [Clip is on this thread]
- Nick's is terrified of losing his dad and can't believe someone superchatted that theirs died that morning. "The last thing I would be doing is watching a streamer." [Even by Nick's standards this was mean.]
- Liberal arts majors should not do any work just like him. Aim for Bs at best.
- Men want respect more than love, or at least a woman in lingerie
Note: Nick is breaking to pee far more than normal. 4x in this stream.

Content
1. Judges - Covered this article and sarcastically said that the judge was only wrong for apologizing.
- Mentioned that AI is better at predicting what penalties criminals should receive given recidivism data. Sarcastically said that it's a shame judges are human.
- Wants prosecutors to be AI bc "there will be less corruption" [I don't think that's how AI works...]
2. Divorce/Child Support - Felt the need to teach his audience, esp redpillers, how child and spousal support is generally a mathematical formula and not a feminist conspiracy
3. Gaming & Pronouns- Tweets have been covered here. I gather Lofti, Hasan Piker, Nick, and As (sp?) were involved in the tweet war. Nick basically gave a quality rant about why games are compelling pronouns when it's not necessary. Rumble 2:20:00-2:48:30. Later, acknowledges that it's not all trans people but a subset that is creating the trans culture wars.
4. Trump - Referenced this article re 14th Amendment, Section 3 which was enacted after the Civil War. Rumble at 3:14:20- 3:54:20. Worth checking out. Complicated constitutional issues re Congress's ability to declare Trump as disqualified with a 2/3 majority.

Chat
- CedarRose "Boo, get better material."
- Mandy told him to stop coping when he was discussing Null
- Almost said the name "Kalea" (former mod) and then stopped himself with "nevermind".
- Mandy: "Honestly, you don't need to write your comedy. Just read your Kiwi page. It's all there for you"

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Wow Nick, Drex is right there in Minnesota. Why would you fly all the way to Jamaica for him to fuck Kayla?

 

[Spaded Dave]

'When people tell you who they are, believe them' - Null

This, in a nutshell, is the entire essence of this site. People telling the world who they are, and us believing them.

Documenting their admissions only takes away their ability to say "Nevermind" when the world doesn't respond in the way they had hoped.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Might as well just admit it, Nick. I know the whole based lawyer thing is making you some cash but there's money in being the cuck lawyer too. Just hop on stream and go, "I'm a big old cuck guys! Tell your cuck friends that I get cucked all the time and there's nothing wrong with that!"

If you think your paypigs now are good, just wait until you get cuck paypigs! All of a sudden doors that were closed for you will suddenly open up. With all the time you've spent defending Vito you could go into how age of consent laws work too, plenty of inquiring minds would want to know I'm sure. I even thought up some segments for you.

Cucksplaining the Internet with special guest Destiny
Lawyer in a Corner - in which you sit in a corner while Drexel and Lady Rackets host the show
We're totally talking about comic books *wink wink* mega panel with Drexel, Dick Masterson and Vito.

Sky's the limit, retard!

 

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- Unbreaded will be back on Wed. [not clear why.] and in future, he wants to read the Killdozer manifesto as well as mass shooters' manifestos on Rumble but they're hard to find. Asks the audience to share them with him.

- LOCALS "allows me to not care" and do the content he wants to do.

I thought the whole reason he stopped doing unbreaded was because it got boring, and he didn't want to anymore?

Also what's the deal with this youtuber boot camp stuff? Wasn't the first one supposed to be out 5 days ago?

 

[Captain Manning]

Conclusion​

There isn't any evidence that Nick participated in the group event.

But if he was at Hedonism II, so were the people for that event, potentially going to some of the same places as him: going to the nude pool, going to the nude beach, going to the "swingers' banquets", and so on. This makes Nick's defending Hedonism II against claims of being a swingers' resort seem hollow and inauthentic.

Also, just to be clear, this all happened in August 2022, which is separate from Nick's June 2023 vacation, after which it was discovered Nick was following two Hedonism II employees named Ricardo and Romaine. When Nick did a call-in segment on Locals after that relevation, he told a VTuber turkey who accused him of hiding his most recent vacation location at that time: "Hide my vacation location? I didn't disclose my vacation location at all".

Here's what I'm prepared to believe... thought I'm not entirely sure I do:

He booked a trip to a naughty resort in Jamaica in order to rejuvenate his sex life with Kayla. However, because he's a dumb-dumb, he wasn't cognizant that it was booked for Bix Nood Week. Maybe he thought that was only in February (the shortest month of the year). The timing can be explained by the fact that this trip happened right after Anime Matsuri, rather than him specifically choosing that week because of the event that was going on.

Ricardo and Romaine are two employees at the resort who delivered excellent customer service (stop laughing!) and they decided to keep in touch, but nothing untoward happened between them.

Honestly... with the info we have now... I'd buy that. I think. Maybe I shouldn't, and I'm sure some of you are rolling your eyes right now, but I'm a nice guy.

What's absolutely ASININE to me is he's gonna continue with the story he didn't go at all. Him de-modding Kalea and crying to Null about this is a bad look. It's just gonna cause people to laugh at him even more, or assume the worst. If he were smart, he'd adjust his strategy with this.

 

[Puff]

he wants to read the Killdozer manifesto as well as mass shooters' manifestos on Rumble but they're hard to find. Asks the audience to share them with him.

You know. There's a certain agriculture forum that would be great at finding that stuff. If only he would have not completely pissed them off.

 

[not william stenchever]

What's absolutely ASININE to me is he's gonna continue with the story he didn't go at all. Him de-modding Kalea and crying to Null about this is a bad look. It's just gonna cause people to laugh at him even more, or assume the worst. If he were smart, he'd adjust his strategy with this.

In every way that actually matters Nick let R&R fart in Our Wife's vagina. The Djinn is out of the balldo and there's no cramming it back in.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick's is terrified of losing his dad and can't believe someone superchatted that theirs died that morning. "The last thing I would be doing is watching a streamer."

Fuck Nick Rekieta. For someone who’s constantly complaining about being misunderstood and having the worst possible motives projected onto him, you’d think he’d pause before doing the same fucking thing to someone else — especially someone else in mourning.

The more I find out about Nick, the bigger piece of shit he turns out to be. What’s there to respect, exactly?

 

[Strix454]

He booked a trip to a naughty resort in Jamaica in order to rejuvenate his sex life with Kayla.

I would say not. Its not the type of place that would be romantic or give any kind of good experience to a married couple. Clothing optional beaches are not hard to find in the Caribbean. Hedonism II is also not really any kind of top resort. If you were not into swinging, the only reason to go there would be voyeurism. Even for voyeurism though, the typical swinger crowd are not great people to be around.

I would say its more likely that Nick with his coom brain desperately wanted to go there and Kayla agreed to it to please him. Some of his later comments about the nude beach kind of suggest that he discovered that it wasn't the porn fantasy place he had invented in his coom brain.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

As a Christian, I would say that, yes... you should pray for pedos. Or any other sinner, for that matter. However, you certainly shouldn't laud their behavior by thinking the shit Vito is saying is funny, or anything other than gross. I think that just enables them further. He's enabling Vito by making light of what he's actually saying

Pray for them definitely but also ready the millstones.

It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea, than that he should offend one of these little ones.

For those unaware, this is a quote from Jesus, the Messiah, the man a disturbing amount of people claim was a hippy drippy "love is love" commie, telling his disciples that if someone was to offend/cause to stumble/cause to sin/harm a child then it would be better for that person to have executed by drowning than what's in store for that person. That's a far cry from the stance Pedo Pope Dax the Bald takes of "As a Christian don't you feel bad that they want to fuck kids but they cannot?"

Every time I come back to this thread I just get more depressed. Nick wasn't perfect and I didn't agree with every single thing he said but I liked him. It was just really cool seeing this guy I watched from real humble beginnings explode into greatness. Now he's pointlessly defending Vito who over a year ago he was against for reasons I can only guess at. Someone put forth the idea that he's doing this to bolster his defense against the Montegraph law suit and while I think that's the most logical explanation I think it's simpler and dumber than that. Nick has for years said "Don't tell me what to do. If you do tell me what to do I'll do the opposite." The second he post a picture of him sticking a bottle up his ass everyone started telling him "This is a bad idea. Don't do it" and he started doing what he could to piss everyone off. People complain about the increasing degeneracy so he lets single wine moms post sorta tits in his locals. People balk at him building a sex dungeon so increases the sex talk. People talk about his lawsuit and how he shouldn't have said that so he gets buddy buddy with a guy who called himself a pedophile and has done nothing to try to convince anyone otherwise. He's just a stubborn dumbass who I guess just thinks he's too big to fail now.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

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He's going to war over Vito now. WAR!

Eighth, I will always admire entrepreneurs who work to stay physically fit, like my friends Ricardo and Romaine. I feel no shame looking at their strong, bronzed godlike bodies because I am secure in my masculinity.

Finally, I am in no way seething right now and I am completely calm.

Peace peace (I'm extremely calm rn)

 

[feral cat #6385]

So if you donated, Nick believes that he knows who you are & he's reveling in it. It was weird.

He is reviling in no one else being able to get it. Mainly Ron and Monica's lawyers who tried to subpoena the donor information and will release the list doxxing anyone who donated.

Wasn't the whole fish head thing the reason why he got the pink triangle of shame?

Live by the fish head, die by the fish head.

Neither entered her vagina.

But both entered his asshole. At the same time.

I just want to see how much further he can sink.

Ever see the movie Event Horizon?

This is last night's stream.

I hope you are smart enough to not use the same name on your Kiwi Account and Locals Account.

 

[Ghostse]

"If Nick Did It",

Nick didn't do it, though.
A bunch of island negroes did it, with his wife. While he watched - probably locked in a cockcage.

 

[HostilePustule]

I would say its more likely that Nick with his coom brain desperately wanted to go there and Kayla agreed to it to please him. Some of his later comments about the nude beach kind of suggest that he discovered that it wasn't the porn fantasy place he had invented in his coom brain.

Like Paris Syndrome, but for pornography!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I will never understand what's good about your lover having sex with someone else. It's a nightmarish thought.

In my opinion cucks have very low self esteem and are awful in bed. Instead of improving themselves and their skills these lazy bastards use the easy, depraved way out. No need to learn how to satisfy your girlfriend, just watch her fucking another man.

I HATE CUCKS! Kill cucks! Behead cucks!! Etc.!!!

 

[TV's Adam West]

It doesn't matter if Nick's wife rides the black cock carousel, what matters is how upset he gets over these jokes, and that's enough justification to make them.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Nick goes to nude beach with our wife.
Nude beach looks a lot like Hedonism II.
Nick was at this nude beach at the same time Hedonism II was having a week devoted to having your white wife cuck you with a black man.
Nick randomly follows and gets followed back by two black Hedonism II "workers".
Nick thinks that people claiming he went to Hedonism II or that his wife cucked him at a swinging resort are just making up narratives.

Nick, the BPD wine moms you hang with now may be retarded, but anyone with an IQ above room temperature can see what is happening here.
Our wife got the R&R special while you were in the corner with a snack tray.

 

[AnOminous]

Ricardo and Romaine are two employees at the resort who delivered excellent customer service (stop laughing!)

I suppose that's one way of saying "deep dickings" and I'm sure Kayla enjoyed them.

 

[Gabagooled]

I will never understand what's good about your lover having sex with someone else. It's a nightmarish thought.

In my opinion cucks have very low self esteem and are awful in bed. Instead of improving themselves and their skills these lazy bastards use the easy, depraved way out. No need to learn how to satisfy your girlfriend, just watch her fucking another man.

I HATE CUCKS! Kill cucks! Behead cucks!! Etc.!!!

Surely if Nick is that bad in bed he could just use his gigantic schnoz instead of getting some gorilla to fuck her.