More post-jail sightings megathread

[Safir]

Am I the only person here who has been literally caused brain damage by this turn of events?

How is this even a fucking thing? Why is Chris not already back in the jail of fail?

I have my jimmies rustled when any of these is true:

• the perp has hurt a sympathetic victim
• the perp has hurt the public
• the perp can hurt the public
• the precedent has hurt the public
• the perp did something I want to do and get away with

None of these apply. Yes he's a troon and it's bad that a troon is walking free but he's far from the only one.

 

[Sithis]

Can we please, PLEASE stop saying “barbussy”, for 5 minutes? In the name of YHWH I beg of you

If I have to live in a world where Chris is free to fuck the barbussy all he wants consequence free you can deal with us saying barbussy.

who tf is Fiona?


no. no. I refuse. I refuse to fucking believe that any woman, even if they're autistic, would legitimately thirst for Christian Weston Motherfucking Chandler.

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aight, I'm out, bye. Bye-bye.

I think/somewhat hope it's just the standard women insanity like the influencers who do this shit to get famous or Meigh bearing Ralphs child to get noticed, and not like the unironic women who write to serial killers because they want to save them.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Did Barb ever notice Chris storing his navy in the freezer?

Maybe it came in handy...

 

[TheTourist]

The only thing Chris has ever shared with anyone is his own tainted fluids. He won't give up his boyfriend-free fucktoy to anyone.

Because right now he's balls deep, the wet slapping of a shriveled sack hitting the skin equivalent of papyrus, grunting like a pig in heat, giving Barbie his special cream filling.

slapping? I think you are being very optimistic about chris's athleticism. They're mashing together like two handfuls of silly putty.

 

[Male Idiot]

Did Barb ever notice Chris storing his navy in the freezer?

Maybe it came in handy...

That had to last for two years of commuppance drought!

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

this thread started out as a place to post boring pictures of him post jail, it has now evolved into kiwis talking abotu his driveway and inventing fanfict of chris' navy inside of barb's barbussy. man i love this thread.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Am I the only person here who has been literally caused brain damage by this turn of events?

I literally told my family about chris chan because it fucked my brain up so much that this is how it went. My family and friends told me that they don't want to hear about the 'crazy poopy pants sonic man' anymore. I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE MOTHER FUCKER PART. Maybe I should have started with that.

 

[Lou Sassle]

Currently in CWCVille

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

That had to last for two years of commuppance drought!

ForBarbsSaggyFlapsOnly.SonichuSTD

 

[Duke Nukem]

I literally told my family about chris chan because it fucked my brain up so much that this is how it went. My family and friends told me that they don't want to hear about the 'crazy poopy pants sonic man' anymore. I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO THE MOTHER FUCKER PART. Maybe I should have started with that.

I think you went into it too hard and too fast. I've told a few people about Chris and Sonichu and stuff, but I usually keep it at "autistic man who wrote a bad comic" levels, although of course that's already too far.

Currently in CWCVille
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This picture is Haram and my eyeballs are burning with the fires of Hell for having been exposed to such an abomination.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Her refusal to testify/submit to testing effectively hamstrung any true prosecution.

Why does everyone keep repeating as Gospel truth that Barb refused a rape kit?

All the records are sealed, so there's absolutely no document anyone can point to for a source on that! For all we know, Barb sold Chris down the river and he still got autism dispostion

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Why does everyone keep repeating as Gospel truth that Barb refused a rape kit?

It's likely at this point since Chris is at 14BC. At the least, Barb could have had a protective order.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Because the court failed to provide evidence why Chris was not guilty, we the People must conduct our own Truth and Reconciliation Committee. We must uncover the truth for ourselves. Until then, there is no justice. We must determine:
-did the Barbussy exhibit signs of soul bonding?
-was Chris’s Navy found sailing in Barb’s South China Sea?
-was Chris’s Duck swimming in Barb’s pond?
-was Chris’s Pickle served on Barb’s roast beef sandwich?
-Did Chris’s comeuppance mix with Barb’s Orange Fanta?
-Did Chris put his Frozen Stalactite into Barb’s Ice Cave?
-did the people who examined Barb take pictures?
-can we see them?

We cannot rest until the truth has been brought to light.

 

[Berk]

>people really thought there would be consequences
>people really doubted chris when he said he'd get to go home once the confusion is cleared up
Lol. Lmao, even.

Im not even surprised at this point

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Did Barb ever notice Chris storing his navy in the freezer?

Maybe it came in handy...

He hasn't done that ever since he discovered he could store it inside Barb.

 

[A Grey Cat]

this thread started out as a place to post boring pictures of him post jail, it has now evolved into kiwis talking abotu his driveway and inventing fanfict of chris' navy inside of barb's barbussy.

manily because he hasn't been sighted since the food lion apperance yesterday. He's suipposedly planned a return to the internet in full soon.


Are we sure he's staying at 14 Branchland permanently? or at least with barb there? For all we know his car could have been parked there while his wrangler and Barb's live in assisted care giver (who I'm fairly certain the state has appointed to at least one of them at this point) kept a watchful eye on them as all chris did was reclaim what little of his stuff remained at the house; his last surviving toys, his remaining game consoles and maybe a Manchester high year book for old times sake. Then went right back to whatever subsidized housing the courts got him.

Look I'm sorry to spoil everyone's haram speculation that those two are banging but lets try and look at things from a place of reason. The only reason Chris could be allowed to stay there permanently even with a dismissal of the charges. Is if either Barb's been moved to a low cost or charity run old folk's home or with relatives who've buried the hatchet over what a hag she is. Or if someone there is keeping an eye on both of them to ensure nothing happens again.

 

[RurkerHivemind]

So........remember that guy we made fun of cause he was sperging out about un-aliving Chris?

If it funny now?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Look I'm sorry to spoil everyone's haram speculation that those two are banging but lets try and look at things from a place of reason.

nah, this is chris chan we are talking about, the only reasonable thing to assume is the least reasonable thing would happen. so to me the most reasonable thing with chris chan is to assume that he is cumming his navy inside of barb's babrussy as we speak. i repeat, chris chan is cumming inside barb at this very moment.

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

Am I the only person here who has been literally caused brain damage by this turn of events?

First time my nigga? the past events fucked my brain so hard didn't give me consent to any of it.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Who would've thought when Chris said "The Merge is inevitable" he meant his cock and Barb's poor spoiled Arby's sandwich....