More post-jail sightings megathread

A Grey Cat said:
Are we sure he's staying at 14 Branchland permanently? or at least with barb there? For all we know his car could have been parked there while his wrangler and Barb's live in assisted care giver (who I'm fairly certain the state has appointed to at least one of them at this point) kept a watchful eye on them as all chris did was reclaim what little of his stuff remained at the house; his last surviving toys, his remaining game consoles and maybe a Manchester high year book for old times sake. Then went right back to whatever subsidized housing the courts got him.

Look I'm sorry to spoil everyone's haram speculation that those two are banging but lets try and look at things from a place of reason. The only reason Chris could be allowed to stay there permanently even with a dismissal of the charges. Is if either Barb's been moved to a low cost or charity run old folk's home or with relatives who've buried the hatchet over what a hag she is. Or if someone there is keeping an eye on both of them to ensure nothing happens again.
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My first thought when I heard the news was that maybe Chris made the journey back to Ruckersville because Barb was having a serious medical emergency or had straight up died.
 
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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
this thread started out as a place to post boring pictures of him post jail, it has now evolved into kiwis talking abotu his driveway and inventing fanfict of chris' navy inside of barb's barbussy. man i love this thread.
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It just keeps on giving. much like Chris to his mom.
 
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AnOminous said:
Am I the only person here who has been literally caused brain damage by this turn of events?

How is this even a fucking thing? Why is Chris not already back in the jail of fail?
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To me Chris' life went from being sort of funny to being sad, and now it's sort of went right back to being funny again. But in like a very very disturbing way...
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
it has now evolved into kiwis talking abotu his driveway and inventing fanfict of chris' navy inside of barb's barbussy. man i love this thread.
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Hey this information is important. We NEED to know if the Chandlers ever had a driveway similar to how we need to know if it's actually spelled Berenstain and if Kennedy's car had 4 seats or 6.
 
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Cpl. Long Dong Silver said:
If any of you remember the X Files episode about incestual murderous hillbillies called Home, that's pretty much what I picture is happening at 14 BC
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It wouldn't surprise me a bit really. Dilapidated dump of a house, axes rigged to kill intruders who try to invade the temple and legless barb, deformed and constantly forced to commit incest stuffed under a bed, screaming at chris whenever she wants something

The end result I suspect involving chris starting another coffee pot fire, the house going up in flames and the neighbors surrounding the house watching in horror as barb tries to escape the flames only to have chris grab her and drag her back into the fire so they can burn and ascend to a celestial sonichu temple by soul bonding in the flames in a scene similar to the flashback scene from pet semetary where they're talking about the kid that was killed in ww2 and brought back and ended up dragging his father back into the house while it was burning. I mean would anyone here really be that surprised to see this scenario actually play out?

It certainly beats some bizarre merge related incest and barb ending up as some kind of half human half spider lloth like spider goddess so they can rule cwcville together for eternity

His father should have chopped down the internet when he had the chance
 
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2_blank_spaces said:
And holy shit at the sonichu medallion. Makes me wanna barwl 🤢 Why does it look like a cyclops? Paralysis demon nightmare fuel.
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Vagrant said:
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What the fuck is up with his medallion? Is that melted plastic? Is that semen? Is that a locket of Jesus that has been fused with the medallion? Fused with cum?
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This medallion is known to the CWCki as the Mark IV, and we are viewing its reverse side. The obverse is more recognizable as a grimy Sonichu. It is the medallion Chris was wearing when he was arrested, and he has had it for several years. It languished in a storage locker at the jail during Chris's stay there, but has now been returned to him.

Medallions are made from Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic and painted with acrylic paint. Due to the porous nature of the materials used, they accumulate grime, and I think Chris tried to mitigate this by coating the Mark IV in sealant, perhaps improperly mixed. Chris wears the medallions in the shower, so much of the grime comes from soap scum, Chris's shed skin cells, and sweat.

The cyclopic object in the center of this side of the medallion is a magic stone. Adding such a stone to a medallion makes it a Megastone medallion. Chris became interested in crystal magic around 2018 and it fits in with his New Age beliefs. You can see he's wearing other such stones, but it's easy to miss them because the Mark IV just steals the show.

To the left of the stone, you can see the remains of a Sonichu sticker. You kind of have to know what Sonichu is shaped like to see it. To the right of the stone, there is another sticker, I think some sort of special pokeball. This is thoroughly covered in globs of sealant, with the aforementioned grime filling in the nooks and crannies.

Chris has recently been spotted with a Mark V medallion which is not so worn out and looks like the ones Praetor was selling.
FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw said:
> hits people with his car
no jail time, still allowed to drive
> assaults people in a game shop
no jail time, still allowed in game shops
> burns parts of his parents house down
just keeps living there
> rapes his mother
no conviction, moves back in
This is escalating like the plot of Breaking Bad, but the genius chemist is a hedgehog goddess.
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The housefire was caused by a frayed electrical cord on a Keurig coffee machine. Chris had moved the coffee machine to the bathroom because Barb's hoard had taken over the kitchen. The bathroom door wore the cord down. I think both Chris and Barb are at fault.

After the fire Chris, Barb, and three pets spent about a year at a rental place, which insurance paid for. 14BC was renovated during that time, and they moved back after repairs were complete.
 
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**Semi Crosspost from Wogglebugfucker thread from back when Christine was first spotted outta jail.

Cwcville & Genoma share a border so when I had heard he was free I immediately went to consult Genoma's CPU Imperial Wizard Antibo the Oracle. He provided me with this image of what Chris & Cynthia's love child would look like with 99% accuracy.

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(Leaving this pic here in hopes the denizens of C-197 might stumble upon it & pass it along to our boy.)

Cynthia is used to banging an autistic cockroach, so CWC would be a step up for her- just like @WogglebugLover would be a step up from Babs-Chan.

Now that he's a free man Troon on the prowl, the odds of the ultimate Cow-ship have skyrocketed.
Fingers crossed!
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Do you guys think the Barbussy aged like a fine wine while Chris was in jail? Chris is about to enjoy a tasty vintage!
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old pussy is trash, the best pussy in my life i ever had was 15 to 20 and this was when i was 17 myself so calm down guys


its a fact that (nowadays) 18 to 24 is the best age range as far as pussy in and of itself


InvertedGrey said:
women are fucking crazy dude.
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they really are man, i got more bitches when i was a fucked up 110 pound drug addict than i do now that im doing somewhat alright for myself. women are attracted to the weirdest shit there is literally no rhyme or reason to what women find attractive
 
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