Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Incel Death Note]

Why the fuck not? Are you just saying you'd prefer to smash it with a tire iron? Why the fuck wouldn't you punch it?

What do you mean?

 

[AnOminous]

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What do you mean?

I'm saying Norm MacDonald was funny.

And Fat Rick Hamlinson needs several solid punches directly to the face. I want to see him bleed.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

"Well choreographed, too. Faster, more agile katana against the slower, more stout, defensive broadsword which has to wait for an opportunity."

Don't know the lightsaber duel he's being an effeminate faggot over but he's talking like he understands swords but he doesn't. I won't lie I don't know a mountain of shit about swords but what I DO know is that katanas are very over rated and its super debatable if a katana user could out speed say a one handed broadsword (Like Katanas are single edged so your handling is more limited to compared to a double edged sword.)

I guess what I'm trying to say is that Fatrick is fucking fat and it's not being pointed out enough.

 

[Incel Death Note]

I'm saying Norm MacDonald was funny.

And Fat Rick Hamlinson needs several solid punches directly to the face. I want to see him bleed.

I will not eat a single morsel of food until anominous threatens Patrick with violence.

 

[AnOminous]

I will not eat a single morsel of food until anominous threatens Patrick with violence.

So starve. I will only threaten him with Norm MacDonald being the funniest motherfucker who ever lived.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m not trying to sound like an asshole (though I know full well I am) but how in the hell do people like Pat watch so much fucking TV? Having abandoned his only child, Pat prides himself on being child-free. But it’s not like he’s doing anything meaningful or even interesting with all the time and money he (should have) gained thanks to lack of responsibilities.

It Pat hadn’t ditched his daughter and skipped fatherhood, he wouldn’t have had so much free time to get himself in trouble online. That’s why I can’t help but think of this half-decade of Pat’s life as “Annabelle’s Revenge”: She got PJC for a father and Pat ruined his life when he should have been raising her and/or earning money for her future. Only his fellow deadbeat genetic donors like Jackie Singh fail to see the justice in that.

 

[internet friend]

how in the hell do people like Pat watch so much fucking TV?

They don't have real jobs, that's how.

 

[AnOminous]

She got PJC for a father and Pat ruined his life when he should have been raising her and/or earning money for her future. Only his fellow deadbeat genetic donors like Jackie Singh fail to see the justice in that.

Remember, that foul street-shitter abandoned her own children as well.

 

[An automatic clown]

I’m not trying to sound like an asshole (though I know full well I am) but how in the hell do people like Pat watch so much fucking TV? Having abandoned his only child, Pat prides himself on being child-free. But it’s not like he’s doing anything meaningful or even interesting with all the time and money he (should have) gained thanks to lack of responsibilities.

It Pat hadn’t ditched his daughter and skipped fatherhood, he wouldn’t have had so much free time to get himself in trouble online. That’s why I can’t help but think of this half-decade of Pat’s life as “Annabelle’s Revenge”: She got PJC for a father and Pat ruined his life when he should have been raising her and/or earning money for her future. Only his fellow deadbeat genetic donors like Jackie Singh fail to see the justice in that.

He's childless, jobless and down over $30k. What the fuck else does he have to do ? He said his last "home improvement" project for the year was the shitty grill patio iirc. Now he can consume all the generic shit networks barf out every week. Truly a man to be envious of

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Patrick don't you have a daughter?

Not by any legal standard, stalker.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Remember, that foul street-shitter abandoned her own children as well.

That’s why I referred to her as a deadbeat genetic donor. Jackie’s oldest daughter and Annabelle would probably make fast friends, seeing as they have so much in common as abandoned children living with the consequences of the junk DNA their obese, noncustodial “parents” have saddled them with.

Hard to believe there’s not a charity set up yet to underwrite the inpatient therapy of fat lolcows’ offspring.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jesus Christ why would anyone commit a culinary crime like that? And he fucking said to soak the ramen for 45 minutes, which, in the interim will just be mush.

What impresses me the most is he actually sounded genuinely surprised at the end when he said it tasted like shit.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Why would lightsabers have different weights to them outside of the hilt?

Professional "hard" science fiction writer.

Doesn't he primary tweet about Star Trek and Star Wars? Both of them are incredibly soft sci-fi.
Star Trek is primarily over social issues, and Star Wars is so far removed from any scientific reality it is straight up space-fantasy.

Not exactly the franchises one would expect a "hard" sci-fi writer to fanboy over.
It is almost as if he is a retarded consoomer like Film-Robert.

 

[internet friend]

like Film-Robert.

Also similar to film Robert, he's quite rotund.

 

[Spunt]

Doesn't he primary tweet about Star Trek and Star Wars? Both of them are incredibly soft sci-fi.
Star Trek is primarily over social issues, and Star Wars is so far removed from any scientific reality it is straight up space-fantasy.

Not exactly the franchises one would expect a "hard" sci-fi writer to fanboy over.
It is almost as if he is a retarded consoomer like Film-Robert.

He tried to watch 2001 but there weren't enough laser swords or backflips, besides seeing the apes with the bone made him hungry so he went to Hoolies for more meatloaf.

Edit: I can see Fat's personality being uploaded to HAL9000 though. "No, stalker child, I will not open the pod bay doors. Continued contact constitutes felony module-entering. Enjoy space."

 

[Procrastinhater]

Don't know the lightsaber duel he's being an effeminate faggot over but he's talking like he understands swords but he doesn't. I won't lie I don't know a mountain of shit about swords but what I DO know is that katanas are very over rated and its super debatable if a katana user could out speed say a one handed broadsword (Like Katanas are single edged so your handling is more limited to compared to a double edged sword.)

I guess what I'm trying to say is that Fatrick is fucking fat and it's not being pointed out enough.

Well for a start Broadswords have a basket hilt and date from a couple centuries later than what people whose only knowledge comes from DnD and Fantasy novels call a "Broadsword" by which they typically mean single or double handed longswords.

Broadsword

Longsword

Deadbeat Father

 

[Divine right to rule]

Also similar to film Robert, he's quite rotund.

And like Film-Robert, he is a left-wing extremist who nonetheless backed Hillary Clinton, and has seething hatred for Bernie Sanders.
Both are also so violent and radical in their rhetoric against Republicans that almost no one of their political side wants to associate with them.
They are also self-described tough-guys while being to fat to be a threat to anyone but themselves, they mistake their anger-issues and seething rage against the world with being some sort of fighter.
Really, they are like brothers from another fat mother.

 

[Broadside]

You can tell who has zero interactions with Jews outside of their progressive bubble: They’re the ones insisting that the ADL enjoys unanimous support among Jews and that the ADL can be used as a synonym for Jews.

It reminds me of this hilariously humiliating video in which Pat refers to all of his “friends” within distinct minority groups and how they’re all feeling (Pat knows!). Everyone’s his friend until he gets to Muslims, when he switches to “colleagues.”

Dude who has no career or friends expects everyone to believe he has colleagues and minority friends. If you doubt that his IQ is sub-100, look no further than this video.

"I have gay friends who could lose their jobs now simply because of who they love." (Pat on about Roe v Wade)
That isn't what RvW was about, mouth breather.
And people being fired for being gay didn't happen, did it Pat? Just like none of the fearmongering that Leftists lose their shit over never happens.

Patrick don't you have a daughter? Wouldn't there be more productive uses of your time than livetweeting about a gay fucking starwars show?
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"Well choreographed, too. Faster, more agile katana against the slower, more stout, defensive broadsword which has to wait for an opportunity."

Imma double post to explain to Pat that real life is not the same as your shitty Hulu D&D ripoffs. Broadswords are not big and heavy like in a videogame.

I know @Procrastinhater just mentioned this, but you think someone who is desperate to be a vaunted member of SFWA would know something about fucking swords of all things.

 

[cerulean hydra]

first i've heard of these. what are they? i don't believe they're mentioned on his Goodreads page.

In addition to that wererat tale that was already linked, which is some fanfiction he turned into a novella, there's a short story in a book called "A Walk In The Abyss", which is the same world as his wererat fanfiction iirc.

https://www.fantasticfiction.com/t/patrick-s-tomlinson/walk-in-the-abyss.htm (I grabbed the book from an illegal online library, the story itself is about 1300 words)

You’ll also be treated to a short story from a very unique point of view—an arrow in flight: “Unerring” by Patrick S. Tomlinson

(He did another fanfiction novella in that same Abyss Walker universe called The Sword From The Sky. Here's a quote from the synopsis that tickled my ribs)

Caught in the rising tide of political intrigue and ancient magic, the farm boy realises that there are two sides to every story.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Here's a quote from the synopsis that tickled my ribs)

i've never been tempted to @ patrick until i read this. i can visualize the response already.

"No, stalker, I did not write that, and no, child, there aren't."