More post-jail sightings megathread

[A Grey Cat]

old pussy is trash, the best pussy in my life i ever had was 15 to 20 and this was when i was 17 myself so calm down guys


its a fact that (nowadays) 18 to 24 is the best age range as far as pussy in and of itself





they really are man, i got more bitches when i was a fucked up 110 pound drug addict than i do now that im doing somewhat alright for myself. women are attracted to the weirdest shit there is literally no rhyme or reason to what women find attractive

That post was so cursed it made me wish I was a True and honest supporter of this site just so I could give you the deviant rating as opposed to the haram one.

Just when you think things are picking up in the Chris Chan story we hit another slow slog of speculation and dead leads on what he's up to.

 

[LGHDR+]

That post was so cursed it made me wish I was a True and honest supporter of this site just so I could give you the deviant rating as opposed to the haram one.

Just when you think things are picking up in the Chris Chan story we hit another slow slog of speculation and dead leads on what he's up to.

I got you fam.

 

[Gwyllgi]

He's home.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQODYCywp7s

 

[AnOminous]

His name is CHRIS
His crime is THIS
He FUCKED HIS MOM
Said it was the BOMB

His crime is RAPE
He's a fucking APE
He rammed his cock INTO BARB
That's his absolute JARB.

He is a MAN. If you think he's a TRAN.
You are a retard. You're just seriously fucking dumb and I don't have a rhyme.

Chris is SAD.
He cucked his DAD.
He literally fucked his mom
I don't even need a rhyme to say wow, this was really fucked up.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

So we still have the homeless saga to come now, don't see the bank wanting to let the mortgage slide due to autism.
Funny how Chris has been silent out side of small things.

 

[Monolith]

Chris is currently taking a break from nutting in his mother, since it's 4:30 AM in Virginia.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

When is Barb having her change of life baby? I believe in miracles and I think of the autism a Barb / Chris off-spring would produce

 

[A Grey Cat]

Fucking hell could reddit at least waited till we got confirmation the Chandlers aren't in the same house before posting that car update? The "chis is fucking barb again." Comments were either cringe or kinda funny at first now they're something I'd expect from Chris's deviantart page.

I get it...we're all waiting for the next time Chris is either seen in public or actually makes a True and honest social media post.

 

[Flamin Park]

He's home.
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Chris chads literally cannot stop winning

 

[verymuchawful]

Fucking hell could reddit at least waited till we got confirmation the Chandlers aren't in the same house before posting that car update? The "chis is fucking barb again." Comments were either cringe or kinda funny at first now they're something I'd expect from Chris's deviantart page.

I get it...we're all waiting for the next time Chris is either seen in public or actually makes a True and honest social media post.

Tell Chris to hurry up and put the mother-fucking fears to rest then. Oh wait he can't, he's too busy fucking Barb.

 

[Shush]

I took the liberty to make a teaser trailer that all the documentarians can use for this arc.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

they really are man, i got more bitches when i was a fucked up 110 pound drug addict than i do now that im doing somewhat alright for myself. women are attracted to the weirdest shit there is literally no rhyme or reason to what women find attractive

the rest of your post is haram. but this part is true. the kind of men whom women cream their pants over vs the kinds they ignore is just baffling. women really dont make any sense at all.

 

[FinnSven]

Several things occurred to me.

Genosamuel, if he thought he was finally able to end the Chris Chan documentary for the time being at least is now going to have to bite the pillow and get ready for another bunch of horrific sagas.

Chris has been a kind of litmus paper in terms of Tards/autists and the emerging subcultures.
He was a famous incel before incels were a thing, he was a brony before bronies infested the world, he trooned out before the current pandemic of troonery.

Does this mean that we are going to see a spate of mother fucking autist troon incels?

 

[WelperHelper99]

the rest of your post is haram. but this part is true. the kind of men whom women cream their pants over vs the kinds they ignore is just baffling. women really dont make any sense at all.

I swear if Chris gets a actual GF because he did hard time, I will truly have seen it all.

 

[Reverend]

I swear if Chris gets a actual GF because he did hard time, I will truly have seen it all.

He could use a strong black woman in his life, they would run his shit straight into the grave and he'd love every second of a woman telling him how to exist.

 

[WelperHelper99]

He could use a strong black woman in his life, they would run his shit straight into the grave and he'd love every second of a woman telling him how to exist.

If they offered him China I could see that horrific combo happening

 

[Love Is Blue]

He could use a strong black woman in his life, they would run his shit straight into the grave and he'd love every second of a woman telling him how to exist.

 

[Beard_Chan]

Because its Chris.

I guess I should explain better. Because Chris never learns from his mistakes. He just hand waves them away and repeats.

Chris never thinks he does anything wrong. He thinks that all his problems are caused by Trolls and jerkops. He is Chris and beyond reproach.

Chris lives in a fantasy world where he makes the rules. If he thinks it is okay to fuck his mom, then in his mind it's okay to fuck his mom. The jail house letters already show that he thinks it was fine, and he did nothing wrong.

Chris is a fucking retard.

My guess is we are starting a very dark saga, and probably the end saga. This part of his tale will be very dark, Charles Manson dark. I predict that in 5 years the police will again descend on chato da sonicho, for a strange smell. They will find babs well fucked corpse in bed, and insane chris sitting in a chair, covered in his own shit babbling something about a merge or something.

Chris, Boogie2988, DSP, Ethan Ralph... These lolcows all seem to survive and keep going somehow despite everyone thinking otherwise. Don't know why, don't know how, they just never seem to die. I see him being Chris until he dies of old age at 90, along with all the other lolcows that seem to hold on somehow.

What a ride its been since he first one that sonic contest at 12!

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I swear if Chris gets a actual GF because he did hard time, I will truly have seen it all.

With Chris's amount of online clout, he absolutely could at any time.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

That post was so cursed it made me wish I was a True and honest supporter of this site just so I could give you the deviant rating as opposed to the haram one.

Just when you think things are picking up in the Chris Chan story we hit another slow slog of speculation and dead leads on what he's up to.

is it really deviant to point out taking everything out of the equation that tight young pussy>>>old? like older women are better in many cases just not this one IMHO and i stand by it. is it HOW im saying it vs WHAT i am saying that is deviant?