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- Aug 15, 2022
Newfags have been shitting up the Farms more frequently than I ever saw before. I wish they would cease their faggotry.
Please post examples of newfags being absolutely dumb (obvious cowtipping, poor opsec, autistic sperging) in this thread, so we can laugh at them and warn incoming newfags of what not to do. A combination of screenshots, quotes, and links are encouraged.
Please post examples of newfags being absolutely dumb (obvious cowtipping, poor opsec, autistic sperging) in this thread, so we can laugh at them and warn incoming newfags of what not to do. A combination of screenshots, quotes, and links are encouraged.
Kill newfags. Behead newfags. Roundhouse kick a newfag into the concrete. Slam dunk a newfag baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy newfags. Defecate in a newfags food. Launch newfags into the sun. Stir fry newfags in a wok. Toss newfags into active volcanoes. Urinate into a newfags gas tank. Judo throw newfags into a wood chipper. Twist newfags heads off. Report newfags to the IRS. Karate chop newfags in half. Curb stomp pregnant black newfags. Trap newfags in quicksand. Crush newfags in the trash compactor. Liquefy newfags in a vat of acid. Eat newfags. Dissect newfags. Exterminate newfags in the gas chamber. Stomp newfag skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate newfags in the oven. Lobotomize newfags. Mandatory abortions for newfags. Grind newfag fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown newfags in fried chicken grease. Vaporize newfags with a ray gun. Kick old newfags down the stairs. Feed newfags to alligators. Slice newfags with a katana. Put a bomb in a newfag's mouth. Throw knives at newfags. Inflate newfags until they pop. Send newfags into a blackhole. Castrate newfags. Feed newfags poisoned food. Force newfags to walk the plank. Push newfags into a pit. Kneel on a newfag's neck. Curse newfags with a spell. Stuff newfag babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten newfags with a tank. Pop a newfag's car tire. Strike newfag children with a ruler. Make newfags swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a newfag's limbs. Airdrop newfags into Antarctica. Throw newfags off the boat. Pressurize newfags into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a newfag's ass. Falcon-punch a newfag in the face. Make newfags into fiction. Blow newfags heads off with grenade launchers. Blow newfags brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock newfags in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail newfags to a cross and stab them. Run over newfags with a tank feet-first. Crush newfags with a press. Attack newfags with acid. Boil newfags in a pan. Lock newfags inside a brazen bull. Burn newfags alive. Drag newfags across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on newfags. Quarter newfags. Impale newfags on a pike. Tenderize newfags with a mallet. Ionise newfags in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate newfags in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify newfags in a black hole. Curse newfags with the necronomicon. Trap newfags in purgatory. Bang a newfags testicles with a spiked bat. Throw newfags off a twelve story building. Freeze dry newfags in the vacuum of space. Fry newfags with power lines. Feed newfags ricin. Kneecap a newfag with a twelve gauge. Re enslave newfags. Sell newfags organs on the black market. Run newfags over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw newfags into the grand canyon. Burn newfags with jet engine exhaust. Beat newfags to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a newfags asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice newfags to the sun god. Drop newfags out of a plane at fourty thousand feet. Feed newfags to sharks. Load a newfag into a cannon and shoot the newfag at a concrete wall. Keel Haul newfags under a galleon. Disembowel newfags with a bayonet. Strap a newfag to a cruise missile and launch it at a newfag neighbourhood. Drop newfags into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter newfags. Lure newfags in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a newfag to learn calculus, then kill the newfag anyway. Atomize newfags with a powerfist. Throw newfags into vats full of FEV virus. Choke newfags with barbed wire. Throw pianos at newfags from 40-story buildings. Throw newfags at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze newfags in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie newfags to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot newfags with syringe guns. Defecate on newfag food stamps. Make newfags pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire newfags into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on newfags then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate newfags with depleted uranium. Launch a newfag with a trebuchet. Send a newfag exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a newfag as a crash test dummy. Tie newfags onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a newfag. Trample newfags. Bury newfags alive. Play bowling with newfags heads as pins. Grate newfags with a cheese grater. Get newfags stuck in an elevator. Spray a newfags toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a newfag directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a newfags parachute.
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