Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
He bitched for 15 minutes
That's it?! Reading your excerpts, it seemed like an eternity. For someone who lives for fun, he complains about the ficklest of things. It's like he loves hates drama or something.

I recommend he should stop taking so many stressful vacations. The fact that he would drag Kayla on a plane while pregnant and miserable puts the miscarriages in a different light. Maybe that's just me.
 
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"buck broken"

Lil Nicky and his sexual fixation with black men rearing its head again. Maybe we can get the Queen of Spades, Lady Rekieta to weigh in on this matter?
 
Anyone still giving Nick the benefit of the doubt about his vacation have a lot of doubting to do.
No, you're right. For all I know, he engaged in all sorts of depravity.

I'm just saying, if he gave an account of Hedonism II that wasn't "I didn't go" I think it would serve him better in the long run. "I didn't go" is patently bullshit. Whereas, based on available evidence, it seems he has wiggle room to give his side (true or not) as to what went on at Hedonism II, and I think some people might believe whatever story he tells. Right now, I'm not sure anybody believes he didn't go. Not even his remaining fans. Not even his Locals. So a lot of people are theorycrafting some truly nasty shit in order to explain why he's prickly about the subject.

But he's not, because he's dumb He doubles down on stupid every time. He doubles down on this. He doubles down on Monty. He doubles down on Drexel. He doubles down on Null. He doubles down on Vito. I guess we can now look forward to him doubling down on Ralph (again). Those last three are Dick exploiting his stubbornness. Dick will be the end of him if this keeps up.

EDIT: Elaboration.
 
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No, you're right. For all I know, he engaged in all sorts of depravity.

I'm just saying, if he gave an account of Hedonism II that wasn't "I didn't go" I think it would serve him better in the long run. "I didn't go" is patently bullshit. Whereas, based on available evidence, it seems he has wiggle room to give his side (true or not) as to what went on at Hedonism II, and I think some people might believe whatever story he tells. Right now, I'm not sure anybody believes he didn't go. Not even his remaining fans. Not even his Locals.

But he's not, because he's dumb. He doubles down on stupid every time. He doubles down on this. He doubles down on Monty. He doubles down on Drexel. He doubles down on Null. He doubles down on Vito. I guess we can now look forward to him doubling down on Ralph (again). Those last three are Dick exploiting his stubbornness. Dick will be the end of him if this keeps up.
I generally agree. The spin and delusion will continue until it can no longer do so.

I do not believe that Nick will ever lose all of his audience unless he does something absolutely horrendous. He will be able to eke out enough of a grift that will keep him online. I forsee a DSP ending for Nose where he pretends everything is stellar, but he secretly resents his middling success and the content he has to do to make enough money
 
he secretly resents his middling success and the content he has to do to make enough money
He already hates his old audience and the discord. I'm sure he resents that he has to do anything for money, it should just magically arrive for him, as it has for the bulk of his life.
 
The timing can be explained by the fact that this trip happened right after Anime Matsuri, rather than him specifically choosing that week because of the event that was going on.

Ricardo and Romaine are two employees at the resort who delivered excellent customer service (stop laughing!) and they decided to keep in touch, but nothing untoward happened between them.

Honestly... with the info we have now... I buy that. I think. Maybe I shouldn't, and I'm sure some of you are rolling your eyes right now, but I'm a nice guy.
There's one wrinkle. The timing of the trip in August 2022 could be explained by Anime Matsuri, as I noted in my post.

But the Ricardo and Romaine thing came long after. Rekieta's Instagram following list was scraped and posted here at the start of April 2023. They weren't on the list.

That would seem to make the most likely period of time for them to follow R&R to be the June 2023 vacation.

When Nick got back from his vacation in June, Nick was being extremely cagey about it: saying he used a fake name, and I believe I recall @Himedall All-seeing Waifu posted that he said on a Locals stream that he couldn't stream because a green screen didn't arrive in time... and what do you know? Ricardo and Romaine were now his mutuals.

IMO, would Occam's Razor suggests that the Rekietas did go to Hedonism II in August of last year, but the timing was PROBABLY coincidental... But then they saw whatever was going on there in those two weeks, potentially including noticing that there was the "Queen of Spades" event that was going on in the first week, and then decided to go BACK this year, and it was that point that they interacted on Instagram with Ricardo and Romaine. If that's the case, the question becomes: what did they see and/or do in August that made them want to go back?

Suppose, by way of argument, that they DIDN'T go to Hedonism II in June of this year, but they did go in August 2022. In that case, Nick was searching R&R up on Instagram 8 months or more after they went there in August. The optics of that would be even worse!

(Rekieta's argument to the turkey, BTW, was something about how he meets people all over the world, which I guess was meant to imply he could have met R&R anywhere, and may or may not have ever gone to Hedonism in the first place. I'm not going to bother saying anything about that.)

The biggest (smallest?) brainlet move was to follow the 2 hedo employees.
The beach photo and hotel stream was a first time fuck up but to fuck it up again the 2nd time?!
Why did he think that was gonna go undetected? Or was his brain too coom addled to care?
He put plans in place to escape detection (as discussed above). He also threw people off the scent by saying he was going to a beach out west - the consensus on this thread was that he was headed to Hawaii, but Negril is on the western tip of Jamaica so in Nick's head it isn't a lie.

He didn't want to be caught. He put significant effort into not getting caught. That means he was either not intelligent enough to figure out that the IG was public like that or was so excited by the prospect of being mutuals with R&R that he deemed it worth the risk.

I'm just saying, if he gave an account of Hedonism II that wasn't "I didn't go" I think it would serve him better in the long run. "I didn't go" is patently bullshit. Whereas, based on available evidence, it seems he has wiggle room to give his side (true or not) as to what went on at Hedonism II, and I think some people might believe whatever story he tells. Right now, I'm not sure anybody believes he didn't go. Not even his remaining fans. Not even his Locals.
I agree, but I'm guessing he's under orders from his wife who did not want it to be known and definitely does not want it to be confirmed that they've gone to Hedonism. Back in June 2022, Nick accidentally, drunkenly stated on stream that the August trip was to Jamaica, before saying he wasn't supposed to divulge that.

Who would be imposing that restriction other than her?

It has been established that Drexel organized more than swinger events with his "smash bros" group. He has planned swinger vacations for various women, and bragged about it on Nick's show. There is verbal confirmation from Drexel himself that he is aware of Hedonism II prior to Nick's vacation as well as what happens there (likely not just during "cuck week"). Nick and Drexel both knew. Drexel didn't stop Nick from vacationing there either, and it is difficult to believe that Drexel wasn't aware of it.

This in addition to the recent compilation of facts courtesy of Balldo's Gate make everything seems like it was no accident why they were there, let alone what they were there for. It's not a stretch to implicate Drexel in this either, even if all he did was point them in that direction.

Anyone still giving Nick the benefit of the doubt about his vacation have a lot of doubting to do.
There's also the fact that Drexel brought up Gay 90s and how someone had died in a BDSM dungeon or whatever in one of his cope statements in Discord. Seems like he is very familiar with the place to the point of knowing the urban legends.

I was wondering how someone from the middle of nowhere in MN decided to travel to a club with a name that sounds a hell of a lot like any other gay bar, but if it came from Drexel's recommendation that would solve that problem.
 
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Whereas, based on available evidence, it seems he has wiggle room to give his side (true or not) as to what went on at Hedonism II

He has already kind of given a potential story about what went on. He did that video about riding the bus to the nude beach where he was checking out other guys junk and discovering that almost all of them were "average" like him. He seemed kind of disappointed in the whole nude beach experience. That he found out being around a bunch of average naked people wasn't erotic or exciting to him.
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edit - In that same video he also seemed to be somewhat disappointed that none of the men at the beach had as good a body as Mr. Drexel who he described as a "black adonis". Not even powerlifters could match up to middle-age Mr. Drexel;.
 
He never used to react like that when his kids walked in
He’d give them his full attention, ask what the issue was and tell them firmly to go fix it or find mom or he would go fix the problem.
Never used to? What I’m saying happened was 2 years ago, has it gotten worse?
 
Potentially Criminal is fine as far as I can tell. Acutal lawyer and not terminally online and he also had the good sense to not talk about the monte lawsuit and he also walked back his "snuff film" claim when Monte asked him to like a normal person that has no evidence.
So overall doesn't seem to be a retard.
Plus looks like a cuddly bear that I could just squeeze all night long.

Unlike Rekieta and his black bull
 
I generally agree. The spin and delusion will continue until it can no longer do so.

I do not believe that Nick will ever lose all of his audience unless he does something absolutely horrendous. He will be able to eke out enough of a grift that will keep him online. I forsee a DSP ending for Nose where he pretends everything is stellar, but he secretly resents his middling success and the content he has to do to make enough money
I think the problem is he can't really do anything else other than online stuff now.

Yeah, he has a law license, but let's be honest: He's a shit grade lawyer in the middle of Bumshart, Minnesota.

I'd almost say Kayla threatening to leave him would put the fear of God in him, and cause him to turn off the webcam and put down the bottle (and Balldo), but that didn't stop DSP when Panda Lee left him. Then again, DSP didn't have kids either, so it's not 1:1.

I agree, but I'm guessing he's under orders from his wife who did not want it to be known and definitely does not want it to be confirmed that they've gone to Hedonism. Back in June 2022, Nick accidentally, drunkenly stated on stream that the August trip was to Jamaica, before saying he wasn't supposed to divulge that.

Who would be imposing that restriction other than her?
That's a good point. He might be the doghouse over that and the flat denial is under her orders, rather than just his usual stubbornness.

But I still think she wouldn't be doing either one of them any favors by not letting him give a side. I mean, FFS, he's let enough info slip to where people are just gonna speculate that she got rammed by dozens of black bulls. As is happening right now in this thread. The flat denial is not working. I don't think it can work. Not in light of the evidence. This is the epitome of shutting the barn door after the horse already ran out.
 
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This is such cope from the "trad" guy who shills Balldo and takes his wife, the mother of his children, to a Queen of Spades event. And let's not forget his pet, the supremely retarded self-styled Mayor of Migtown who, by his own account, has to groom a girl for over half a decade to get even a sniff of pussy. Because no guy who's actually getting laid on the regular runs their own discord full of the type of losers who need government consent to date.

The fact they think "soft eyes" is a roast tells me all I need to know about either of these dipshits' prowess with women. Only the most psycho desperate BPDs want some rapey-looking motherfucker giving her the Drexel crazy eyes while shaking their fucking Balldo at her.
 
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he meets people all over the world
Meets people? This cracker never leaves his house unless it's to:
  • Haul the brood somewhere
  • Travel too far for shit food, like jerky
  • Mysterious medical appointments
  • Occasionally do fan meetups, where he's too drunk to remember anything
  • Oh, and mystery vacations. With drinking.
he was either not intelligent enough to figure out that the IG was public like that
This is the answer. Most people don't know how IG works. Of FB. Or X. Nick's not unique in this regard, just a boomer.

The flat denial is not working. I don't think it can work. Not in light of the evidence.
That's why the flat denial doesn't work, there are two different visual confirmations they were at Hedonism II last August. If he's lying about that, there is no reason to consider anything else he says about the vacations to be truthful.
 
Look at what he admits:
  • He was at a nudist beach
  • Him and his wife traveled by bus
  • They were naked during this bus ride
  • The bus had non-nudist stops along the way
  • It took 4 minutes for him to become comfortable
  • He examined the naked physique of another nude man
  • The man's genitalia in particular was of interest to Rekieta
  • The size of the man's genitalia caused him to have an epiphany
  • He wants everyone to experience this epiphany
This post has no point, I just think this is hilarious. Lmao.
 
Look at what he admits:
  • He was at a nudist beach
  • Him and his wife traveled by bus
  • They were naked during this bus ride
  • The bus had non-nudist stops along the way
  • It took 4 minutes for him to become comfortable
  • He examined the naked physique of another nude man
  • The man's genitalia in particular was of interest to Rekieta
  • The size of the man's genitalia caused him to have an epiphany
  • He wants everyone to experience this epiphany
This post has no point, I just think this is hilarious. Lmao.
I will always jealously guard my penis from Nick Rekieta. If he wants to see a lot of dicks, he should pull an Emory Tate and pretend to be naked women on a cam site
 
Note: Nick is breaking to pee far more than normal. 4x in this stream.

Symptoms of a bruised and inflamed prostate crying for mercy.

2. Divorce/Child Support - Felt the need to teach his audience, esp redpillers, how child and spousal support is generally a mathematical formula and not a feminist conspiracy

It can still be both. The standardized formula, if employed, only disproves that there's a conspiracy against you personally as an individual divorcee.

Mandy told him to stop coping when he was discussing Null
Mandy: "Honestly, you don't need to write your comedy. Just read your Kiwi page. It's all there for you"

Mandy is such a tease.

I guess she's stopped being paranoid that the board is plotting to kill her?

Fuck Nick Rekieta. For someone who’s constantly complaining about being misunderstood and having the worst possible motives projected onto him, you’d think he’d pause before doing the same fucking thing to someone else — especially someone else in mourning.

This is also someone throwing shade for being online the day/day after his father died while they couldn't put their phone down all weekend from dawn til dusk defending Vito while at Labor Day Family Bible Camp.

Two groups of men remove their body hair: swimmers and faggots. I haven't heard Nick talk about an interest in swimming, so...

I was thinking of bodybuilders. Unless they are counted under faggots.

It reminded me of the old joke:

"Only two types of people ever leave Flin Flon, Manitoba - Hookers and Hockey Players. My mum was a damn fine hockey player."

Nick had to go into Minneapolis unexpectedly for a meeting and the person was late. It upset Nick
  • Travel too far for shit food, like jerky
  • Mysterious medical appointments

The Nick clandestine hair plugs arc has gone cold for some time.

As have his Mustang streams, as per Himedall's recaps.

As far as his legal expertise, I don't actually know since I thought Nick had good legal expertise previously. But he is a practicing attorney and I enjoy his contribution to trial streams.

I caught some of Sean's stream a week or so ago.

He started off the stream being bummed out that one of his criminal defendants was going to jail on a case he thought was winnable.

He had a good philosophical take that there's nothing you could do to change it other than learn from it and get better to try to help the next guy.

It's fairly simplistic, but was a humble and human take that I don't really recall ever seeing expressed in real time by the rest of Lawtube.


Edit: Sorry, having tons of trouble embedding and timestamping again. Relevant section starts at 1m18secs.
 
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- Nick talked about multiple Hawaii trips while Kayla was pregnant and how sick she was each time. They went with their parents and drove out to Hana. His mother was the one who pushed for it. Nick paints her as a big planner. They used to do it every 2 years with the family.
Imagine being such a weak faggot that your biggest hardship in life is too many vacations to Hawaii.

Seriously get a fucking load of this guy.
I forsee a DSP ending for Nose where he pretends everything is stellar, but he secretly resents his middling success and the content he has to do to make enough money
I think it will be worse for him. Say what you like about DSP, he has relatively modest tastes. If he makes a middling income he can keep living a middling life with the occasional bankruptcy every seven years or so. Nick is acting like a wigger rich moron and blowing money left and right on Rustangs, Cuck Week vacations, shitty paintings that cost more than most people's cars, etc. while also being a crying little bitch about the most trivial inconveniences.

Wait until he can't afford more Balldos and Cuck Weeks.
 
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