Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Climaxing Sunset]

Seems like Porkchops is still seething about Godwinson:

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Seems like Porkchops is still seething about Godwinson:

Seems seething doesn't burn any calories otherwise PPP would have been a string bean a long time ago

 

[Beavis]

The house ALWAYS wins!

 

[AltisticRight]

Ashtonne should give amnesty to all the local supermarkets because the sports fans are missing potato chips on their coffee tables during sports binges.

 

[Local Fed]

Ashtonne should give amnesty to all the local supermarkets because the sports fans are missing potato chips on their coffee tables during sports binges.

The NFL season starts in less than 48 hours and I'll be god damned if I have to watch Thursday Night Football without being in a Lays induced coma by the end of halftime because PPP ate all of the chips in Canada.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

It's not a question if PPP will grift off Ralph's domestic tape, it's a question of how shamelessly will he do it.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

It's not a question if PPP will grift off Ralph's domestic tape, it's a question of how shamelessly will he do it.

He’ll go on his sanctimonious spiel about how Ralph is a piece of shit despite the fact that Porkton Troonchops abused his ex boyfriend Surfer and also pissed in bottles too.

Funny how much projection is thrown by PPP at everyone else. He thinks he can offer “amnesties” to friends he snaked, shit on grifters and grift himself, and larp as a Christian even though he’s churchless. Oh didn’t I forget to mention he’s FAT and calls others who weigh less than him fat?

 

[gaystoner]

He’ll go on his sanctimonious spiel about how Ralph is a piece of shit despite the fact that Porkton Troonchops abused his ex boyfriend Surfer and also pissed in bottles too.

Funny how much projection is thrown by PPP at everyone else. He thinks he can offer “amnesties” to friends he snaked, shit on grifters and grift himself, and larp as a Christian even though he’s churchless. Oh didn’t I forget to mention he’s FAT and calls others who weigh less than him fat?

Relationship with surfer is not in anyway the same as the relationship with may.

 

[Dona Morte]

The key is in the lean.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

He’ll go on his sanctimonious spiel about how Ralph is a piece of shit despite the fact that Porkton Troonchops abused his ex boyfriend Surfer and also pissed in bottles too.

Funny how much projection is thrown by PPP at everyone else. He thinks he can offer “amnesties” to friends he snaked, shit on grifters and grift himself, and larp as a Christian even though he’s churchless. Oh didn’t I forget to mention he’s FAT and calls others who weigh less than him fat?

Yeah he's also molested his brother live on stream so who the hell knows what he does off camera. PPP at this point needs to have a 'monster of the week' as he and GWS once put it. Someone to shift all blame to cause he's just as bad.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

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The key is in the lean.

This is a very suspicious move

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Persip and Squire are both streaming about Asstroon and Grimsy came on. Apparently Squire gave him a folder of unseen funny Asstroon lore. We might see some potential drops by Grimsy possibly:

Link

 

[Quintus]

It's not a question if PPP will grift off Ralph's domestic tape, it's a question of how shamelessly will he do it.

Well, it has been nearly two weeks since the last stream. Time to come out of the weed and food coma to put on the old Christian grift again. Of course alongside his pet monkey.

 

[Donuteater]

Seems like Porkchops is still seething about Godwinson:
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While I can understand picking Andy to do a weekly show over Godwinson, the implication was that there would be a regular show. So far they havent uploaded on youtube for a month, and two weeks on kick. Because they're "Upgrading their studio" whatever that means. I look forward to them hyping up the new place only for it to be just as shit as the current one. Theres no way Andy is capable of setting up something good looking and PPP is too lazy to bother doing anything related to presentation. The current studio is tolerable and already outdoes the competition simply by being a dedicated recording space. Plus, a studio isn't the solution to their problems, duct tape over Andys mouth is.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

While I can understand picking Andy to do a weekly show over Godwinson, the implication was that there would be a regular show. So far they havent uploaded on youtube for a month, and two weeks on kick. Because they're "Upgrading their studio" whatever that means. I look forward to them hyping up the new place only for it to be just as shit as the current one. Theres no way Andy is capable of setting up something good looking and PPP is too lazy to bother doing anything related to presentation. The current studio is tolerable and already outdoes the competition simply by being a dedicated recording space. Plus, a studio isn't the solution to their problems, duct tape over Andys mouth is.

I suspect the upgrade will be both noticeable and superficial. As long as they can retain their 30kish core viewers and present levels of superchat revenue they will continue to offer the phoned in performance they have been doing for the last year or so. Frankly I forgot they even existed, but apparently they managed to consolidate a reasonably sized audience of devoted brand adherents who consistently donate show after show. Kind of reminds me of the Killstream immediately post-Stream.me.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I suspect the upgrade will be both noticeable and superficial. As long as they can retain their 30kish core viewers and present levels of superchat revenue they will continue to offer the phoned in performance they have been doing for the last year or so. Frankly I forgot they even existed, but apparently they managed to consolidate a reasonably sized audience of devoted brand adherents who consistently donate show after show. Kind of reminds me of the Killstream immediately post-Stream.me.

Some of the early Kino Casino episodes were a blast. It would have been better if the show wasn't a regular thing and appeared with the drama.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Asstroon is coping about his weight:

Still doesn’t change the fact that you’re 500 pounds Asstroon. How in the world do you weigh 2.5 Ethan Ralphs and still call others fat?

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Some of the early Kino Casino episodes were a blast. It would have been better if the show wasn't a regular thing and appeared with the drama.

Oh I agree, the Fuck Ralph Festival was top-tier content, primarily because it was well-planned and executed, and secondarily because Andy seemed more grounded and entertaining after having gone dark for a few months. Andy 2.0 was a legitimately decent co-host, but it all went to shit when his success went to his head and he regressed into being the same hyperactive attention seeker that he'd always been.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Oh I agree, the Fuck Ralph Festival was top-tier content, primarily because it was well-planned and executed, and secondarily because Andy seemed more grounded and entertaining after having gone dark for a few months. Andy 2.0 was a legitimately decent co-host, but it all went to shit when his success went to his head and he regressed into being the same hyperactive attention seeker that he'd always been.

I used to enjoy Ashton’s older phone streams a lot, because he seemed quite funny and surfer’s drunken ramblings always added to the show overall.

Even when Ashton decided to do the Kino Casino, the first four months (with an occasional hit or miss episode) was actually rather good because Ashton had the help from Perspicacity, Squire and others to set up his show. The moment those two left I’ve noticed the casino became more embroiled in gayops, faggotry, and drama.

I think Perspicacity’s stream outlines the Chemo Casino’s problems pretty well on his recent stream. If Fatboy Parks tries to escalate the Cold War level feud with the faggot and the jester, then we might see some drops. Who knows

 

[Donuteater]

Some of the early Kino Casino episodes were a blast. It would have been better if the show wasn't a regular thing and appeared with the drama.

There’s more than enough out there for hours of entertainment every week, just look at Mad At The Internet for proof. The issue is the hosts lack of work ethic.