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Dylan gives us a house tour. I couldn't help but notice how crowded the inside of the "house" is.
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What an ominous fucking thumbnail. Looks like a still from a cheap horror movie.Dylan gives us a house tour. I couldn't help but notice how crowded the inside of the "house" is.
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Dylan gives us a house tour. I couldn't help but notice how crowded the inside of the "house" is.
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Lmao, Miss Piggy is one of the inspirational women. It's unorthodox but I wonder what the reasoning behind that one is.
Dylan gives us a house tour. I couldn't help but notice how crowded the inside of the "house" is.
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They should have bullied more vigorously. A lynching or two wouldn’t have hurt.Dylan tells a story about how he was bullied at school and offers advice to his fans who are dealing with the same thing.
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Without the work involved of course. That house is spotless and Dylan didn't lift a finger to cause that. I wonder how many non-fabulous working class women he hires to clean his house so he and his gay and kweer acting agency pals can party and larp there.He really wants to be a 60s housewife doesn't he.
It’s like he took inspiration from a buzzfeed quiz titled, “Which Fierce Boss Babe Celebrity Are You?” Half of these are just actresses. Woo.Dylans Wall of Inspiring Women:
The Cast of Sex & The City
Marsha P Johnson ( troon )
Oprah
Frida Kahlo
Miss Piggy
Dolly Parton
Marilyn Monroe
Michelle Obama
Princess Diana
The Cast of Golden Girls
*I can't identify the very far right photo*
Nothing wrong with any of these women, but it's all very basic bitch/ pop culture. Just more evidence that it's all surface level shit with Dylan .
The type of housewife Dylan aspires to be would also be expected to cook nutritious meals from scratch for the whole family. Dylan lives on junk food, can't handle fruit and treats his KitchenAid as a campy home accessory (despite being a KitchenAid ambassador)Without the work involved of course. That house is spotless and Dylan didn't lift a finger to cause that. I wonder how many non-fabulous working class women he hires to clean his house so he and his gay and kweer acting agency pals can party and larp there.
You take Ms. Honey's name out of your too-big mouth, Dylan.Dylan gives us a house tour. I couldn't help but notice how crowded the inside of the "house" is.
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The woman on the far right is Joni Mitchell.Dylans Wall of Inspiring Women:
The Cast of Sex & The City
Marsha P Johnson ( troon )
Oprah
Frida Kahlo
Miss Piggy
Dolly Parton
Marilyn Monroe
Michelle Obama
Princess Diana
The Cast of Golden Girls
*I can't identify the very far right photo*
Nothing wrong with any of these women, but it's all very basic bitch/ pop culture. Just more evidence that it's all surface level shit with Dylan .
Christine's still chugging along - the failed Netflix series "The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell" has been replaced with a Patreon funded YouTube series "From the Mind of Christine McConnell". She's currently been getting into designing and selling her own wallpaper and friezes;Christine McConnell (aka Christopher Evers), the troon who briefly had a Netflix show, must be dizzy with envy that Dylan is stealing his retro housewife schtick.
I knew it. That’s two for two (her and Nikki tutorials) where I watched their videos and had this creeping “something’s not right,” feeling, but everyone in the party told me to deny my eyes and ears.Christine McConnell (aka Christopher Evers), the troon who briefly had a Netflix show,
HSTS troons (apart from absurd caricatures like Dylan who seems like an AGP hybrid) always seem more "sane" for want of a better word, than deviant AGP fetishist freaks.Christine's still chugging along - the failed Netflix series "The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell" has been replaced with a Patreon funded YouTube series "From the Mind of Christine McConnell". She's currently been getting into designing and selling her own wallpaper and friezes;
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I don't think Christine cares much about Dylan - they're not really after the same things and even their aesthetics aren't quite the same - she was always going for more of a Tim Burton aesthetic - like a depressed 50s housewife in a haunted Victorian house, while Dylan's attempting more "Mary Tyler Moore meets Rodgers and Hammerstein". Additionally Dylan's an influencer whereas Christine's more about trying to become "the next Martha Stewart except kinda goth". Plus she hit the HSTS jackpot with her husband, who's not only good looking and wealthy, but also is happy to play dress up:
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I have a soft spot for Christine because whilst being a bit of an attention whore, she's got some undeniable talent and her content is basically just about her making things she clearly has interest in doing, and to this day she still tries to "stealth" (it doesn't work, but it's night-and-day with someone like Dylan whose content is basically only "I'm trans!"). Also her lampshade tutorial had some great tips and it inspired me to recover several of my lampshades. People think we can afford to shop at House of Hackney now!