Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Digger]

man i always thought shmorky was sucessful enough to not be this fucked. they're a tran? according to their twitter they're some kind of they/them tran, which absolutely does not excuse the abomination of a voice they have

Last I checked, they don't identify as any gender, just some amalgam of diapers and castrato vocal chords.

 

[Ceci]

Jesus, from that recording he sounds like such a dick. Is that his normal voice? Because you have to be a serious piece of cocknugget to think that shitty chipmunk voice has any place in a conversation when your girlfriend's having a meltdown.

 

[Big Nasty]

Also that SS thread is one of the most fucking amazing things I've ever read. Consider that a suicidal, schizophrenic edgelord powerleveling all over the place comes across as vastly saner than Shmorky.

Well, being insane doesn't have to mean that you lack common sense.

 

[nyess]

Is there even a single adult person affiliated with shmorky in one way or another who isn't brain damaged?

 

[InLivingTuna]

Updated the OP a little bit to include most of the girlfriend stuff from sose. That porn is fucking hysterical and I'm surprised that I missed it the first time around.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Christ, that yarn wig...

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Can't see how that's any improvement over Shmorky classic:

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I used to really like his stuff on SA until he went full smurflord or whatever. Also, adding to the goofiness of the voice, he apparently claims it's natural due to a chest defect, even though Lowtax himself uploaded a video showing he used to talk fairly normally.

Also I was under the impression he was a super short little dude but according to his crazy exgf, he's like 6' or a bit taller. A 6 foot smurf.

 

[Chespirito]

Well, this sucks. I was actually kinda hoping that Shmorky would've graduated from Lolcowdom at this point. Hadn't heard much about 'em in years, except for doing art stuff on twitter and tumblr. Kinda shocked that he'd turn down job offers from two of the big 3, though.

Also, is it just me or does he sound distinctly like the cacao chick from Portlandia?

Spoiler: Fred Armisen makes a better chick than Shmorky.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Wait, are they still together? I would have thought she left his ass a while ago, all things considered.

Regardless, I'm amazed by how fucked up this guy is. Never would have pegged him for the sort. But considering how terrible SA can get, I guess I shouldn't be surprised

Spoiler: BABYFUR 2.0 (also incredibly nsfw)

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I'm not sure what's worse about this picture: The disgusting nature of this... whatever it is. Or the fact that it looks horrendous. Those eyes and breasts especially.

 

[repentance]

Wait, are they still together? I would have thought she left his ass a while ago, all things considered.

She was back in New Jersey last I heard and he was living in his parents trailer in the woods in Mineral, Virginia.

 

[StarvingAutist]

The girlfriend also leaked out some of the more recent porn that he drew, and all these years later it isn't any less disturbing than the originals.

Spoiler: BABYFUR 2.0 (also incredibly nsfw)

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Oh my god...what are those supposed to be?

Are those Fraggles?

 

[InLivingTuna]

Oh my god...what are those supposed to be?

Are those Fraggles?

His original characters, which he calls "klurfs" in an apparent odd reference to The Smurfs. Why you'd find Smurfs arousing is anyone's guess.

 

[Cotton Puddings]

shmorky looks like he is trying to look like a girl who is trying to look like a boy. a transtransman? maybe he hopes he can trick the viewer into believing he's a True and Honest Female despite being ten feet tall and sounding worse than CWC

 

[StarvingAutist]

His original characters, which he calls "klurfs" in an apparent odd reference to The Smurfs. Why you'd find Smurfs arousing is anyone's guess.

I'm sorry, but "klurf" is the least arousing thing you could ever say.

Like, ever.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

seriously though everyone here needs to read the somethingsensitive thread on him, it's like 40 pages but it's an amazing read. The description Shmorkys psychotic ex gives of the way he acted around lowtax's kids was horrifying. Imagine a soap opera about a Schizophrenic girl and a balding 30 year old babyfurry living together. It's almost too crazy to be real

 

[The Great Citracett]

It's just sad, because the story I'd heard, and for a while there wasn't much saying otherwise was:

Shmorky meets crazy girl.
Crazy girl turns him on to tumblr-y shit.
Shmorky goes full troon.
Not even Lowtax can save him and he's reluctantly let go from SA.

Then it comes out that the crazy girl is actually the more sane of the two, and he was creepy, ungrateful and just abusive to everyone around him. Wasn't really expecting that. I'd known about the babyfur stuff, but figured he was past that.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

The way that call plays is really sad. Like, she keeps screaming "DO YOU WANT TO RAPE ME?" and I think this is because Schmorky was like, abstinent ("asexual") and she just really, really wanted to get fucked by something.

Haha, nope. I don't go for dude bros and dude bros definitely don't go for me. I'm not into being fucked and dumped or even fucked at all. I have no sex drive, no feeling down there or anything. I'm a true Asexual. It's why most of my relationships have ended, I can't abide having sex regularly. It worked well between me and Shmorky because he hated regular sex anyway. He was more into roleplay. His roleplay mostly consisted of age play. He'd like to pretend that he was 6 and that I was his teenage sister holding him down and preventing him from going to the bathroom, in which case he'd pee his diaper. When we were messaging back and forth before I moved in he would make these scenarios like *I rip off my bra and piss all over the bed and watch as Mandy and I sit in the bed with piss splashing all over us*. He was all about the piss play. He would watch me take a piss in front of him and just twiddle his hands and giggle the whole time. Couldn't get enough of the whole piss thing.

(source)

 

[AnOminous]

Shmorky isn't just a creepy weirdo on the internet, he's a shitty person too. For all the stuff Lowtax did for him he never gave any indication that he appreciated it and apparently blames Lowtax for all his problems to this day. He deserves this insane drug addicted schizo girl.

Lol no he doesn't. Crazy as that bitch is, she's way out of his league. He deserves to die alone.

It's just sad, because the story I'd heard, and for a while there wasn't much saying otherwise was:

Shmorky meets crazy girl.
Crazy girl turns him on to tumblr-y shit.

He was the more tumblry of the two and was constantly bitching her out for being "problematic" and having other troons gang up on her and try to correct her wrongthink.

 

[Crudup]

Recognizing that these forums are designed for archiving crazy shit that people say and do, I still feel like this guy is a disgusting shitbag for luring an unstable person into his weird piss fantasies and then sharing her paranoid breakdown with the internet.

 

[AnOminous]

Recognizing that these forums are designed for archiving crazy shit that people say and do, I still feel like this guy is a disgusting shitbag for luring an unstable person into his weird piss fantasies and then sharing her paranoid breakdown with the internet.

By her own admission she tends to seek out drama in general and crazy troons in specific, but that was pretty indefensible. It carried hilarious and pretty much immediate penalties for Shmorky, though, so I'm glad it happened.

 

[Nekomata12]

Well, this sucks. I was actually kinda hoping that Shmorky would've graduated from Lolcowdom at this point. Hadn't heard much about 'em in years, except for doing art stuff on twitter and tumblr. Kinda shocked that he'd turn down job offers from two of the big 3, though.

Also, is it just me or does he sound distinctly like the cacao chick from Portlandia?

Spoiler: Fred Armisen makes a better chick than Shmorky.

Funny, my initial thought when I saw that photo of him was Fred Armisen, but less attractive and more creepy. Incidentally I didn't imagine I'd be describing Fred Armisen as more attractive and less creepy than someone.